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Romance / Re: Look At The Old Apology Letter A Twitter User's Mom Wrote To His Father In 1993. by Fasindo: 8:58pm On Oct 24, 2021 |
If English was a human being he would have been killed by this letter, but thank God it's not. And the person whose mother wrote this letter will be among those making jest of Buhari, saying Baba is not educated, he can't communicate properly in English. But what do I know, at least the mum demanded for picture back then, Naija girls of present day will ask for ur nude video. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: IPOB Is Now A Cult Group As They Take This Step PHOTOS by Fasindo: 5:35am On Oct 23, 2021 |
Never new before now that anybody that wears a red beret is a cultist, thanks for educating me So our Millitary Police officers that wearsr red beret are cultist... So our army has a cultism unit? So our Counter Terrorism Police (CTU) units are all cultist...No Wonder So Solomon Dalung our former youth and sports minister under Buhari is a cultist, please explain to me why Buhari went and appointed a cultist or is he aiding cultism? 3 Likes |
Romance / Re: What's The Best Approach To Tell A Girl That You Like Her And Want Two Of You To by Fasindo: 8:19pm On Oct 16, 2021 |
No had feeling, a closed mouth is a closed destiny. Since both of you are always together to the d point of hugging each other tightly that means the food is almost 70% done. Just tell her ur mind she will appreciate ur boldness and won't leave u even if she say no she open legs for u. It is much much easier to bang a girl that both of you spend much together, be it at work, school, church etc. Girls feel more comfortable with a colleague. Same happened to me during my service we are always together we do lie together in same bed but when I asked her out she said no. But las las we ended up kissing and constantly banging each other. 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Igbos Should Produce Buhari’s Successor - Lagos Catholic Archbishop by Fasindo: 1:38pm On Oct 16, 2021 |
Ride on Pastor. If there is any zone which ought to be produce president for the sack of equity and natural injustice it will be Igbos. But since Nigeria is a country where greedy led by Fulani cabals is the order of the day, just expect Fulani to produce the next president. By the I support Igbo president as long as it's not Orji Kalu, Rochas, Uzodinma or any past present governor of Abia state 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Drop Your Arms, Get Education, Do Away With Evil – Fulani Christians Plead by Fasindo: 6:21pm On Oct 15, 2021 |
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Politics / Re: Explosions Rocks Nigeria Army Barracks In Calabar by Fasindo: 4:43pm On Oct 15, 2021 |
IPOB IPOB must have invaded the barracks to bomb the place. They first invaded NDA and now Calabar Barracks. Those soldiers that were threatening to kill anybody they see should be sent to the barracks to kill everybody they see there so as to prevent the IPOB from escaping. The Army spokesperson will not pick his calls because he is still thinking up the lie he will dish out to the public 7 Likes |
Romance / Re: Ogun: 71-year-old Man Dies During Sex Romp With Prostitute by Fasindo: 3:59pm On Oct 15, 2021 |
These gender has taking out another soul from the planet earth The lady must be shouting harder! Harder!! for the man. I always tell people to always do the opposite of what a lady ask you to do if you want to live long especially during sex, if she ask u to go harder my bro I advice u go slow but if she say go slow I advise u go harder. Well!! Something must kill a man but true heroes don't get killed by puna 35 Likes 3 Shares |
Romance / Re: Crying Bride Creates A Scene At Her Wedding (video) by Fasindo: 3:11pm On Oct 15, 2021 |
Aleku things That must be the moment she was told that the husband culture forbade the wife from cheating, that if she does it, it will lead to madness. She can't emerging bathing with one soap all her life. 12 Likes |
Health / Re: COVID-19: Vaccination Not Compulsory For Civil Servants - FG by Fasindo: 6:35am On Oct 15, 2021 |
A govt that will say one thing today and change mouth the next day when it generate public outcry. Whether compulsory or not people will still not take it. Nigerians has a way of maneuver things, they will forge the certificate so as to receive their salary. But I Fasindo is yet to know who is benefiting from this covid19 vaccination cos Nigerian government does nothing free. 33 Likes 4 Shares |
Politics / Re: ISWAP Leader, Al-Barnawi Is Dead & Remains Dead - Irabor, Chief Of Defence Staff by Fasindo: 7:00pm On Oct 14, 2021 |
I wonder if Army now works for Boko boys Nigerian army has turn to Boko Haram/ ISWAP spokesperson that announces dead any Boko Haram/ISWAP members Nigerian Army were the one that announced the dead of Shekau and now they are announcing the dead of Al barnawi. Well I hope is not a matter of colleague announcing the death of fellow colleague 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: The Discrepancy In Reno’s Passport Stamps, By Natasha Akpoti by Fasindo: 6:54pm On Oct 14, 2021 |
A man who ask for a lady's number committed no crime. This baby girl that Yahya Bello put for bench in Kogi politics is now looking for whom to use to come to limelight again Whether Reno ask for her number or not he is a man and has the right to do so nd she also has the right not to give out her number which she did. I see no issues here. At least Dino didn't rape or sexually assault her. 8 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: ISWAP Commander In Nigeria Al-barwani Is Dead by Fasindo: 5:23pm On Oct 14, 2021 |
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Education / Re: Did You Do Any Business In School As An Undergraduate? by Fasindo: 3:57pm On Oct 14, 2021 |
Yes!!! I did. I was into importation and exportation of girls to soldiers in barracks around Benin City. It was a very profitable business. Still did same during my service year in Maiduguri |
Politics / Re: Sagay, Budgit Condemn ₦700bn National Assembly Constituency Projects In Six Year by Fasindo: 3:37pm On Oct 14, 2021 |
Sagay wants to be both the ruling and opposition at the same time just to appear gud in the eyes of the masses. How come he is condemning NASS budget and not the ASO ROCK house rent that is also captured in the budget He should know that this is beyond Law of Tort. Buhari can do anything that will favour, if NASS didn't get such lobost budget how does he expect them to approve his numerous next year borrowing. Only God knows the amount of dollars Buhari will borrow next year this one he is stylishly bribing National Assembly in Advance. What Buhari cannot destroy doesn't exist 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Lady Call Out Reno Omokri Over Harsh Word Of A Girl Who Ask To Be His Sugar Bae by Fasindo: 9:43am On Oct 14, 2021 |
Natasha should focus on Kogi politics and leave Reno alone. Natasha is codedly deing for Reno but instead of come out plain she is using a reverse psychology. Well their love will be legal, cos emerging two law graduates falling in love. But am still looking in an area where Natasha Akpoti excelll successfully. She failed as a lawyer. She failed as politician. She equally fallied in marriage. Maybe she has not recovered from the beating Yahya Bello gave her in the last Kogi election |
Education / Re: KASU Students Beat NDA Cadets Over Girlfriend (Photos) by Fasindo: 9:30am On Oct 14, 2021 |
This is a clear case of what I ordered verses what I got, he ordered for number but was giving a beating. Their counterparts in North Korea are using hands to break blocks but these one are busy collecting girl number. No wonder bandits entered their school successfully and still escape successfully 86 Likes 4 Shares |
Romance / Re: Smelly Vagina Help Pls. by Fasindo: 9:10am On Oct 14, 2021 |
How did you manage to shit in a smelling public toilet I will only advise you to go and make friend with Baba Aisha Herbal Medicine so that by the time you start your treatment they will be giving you a discount. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: BREAKING: Anambra Deputy Governor Defects To APC, Meets Buhari by Fasindo: 4:54pm On Oct 13, 2021 |
Congrats to him. Is like Once one decamp to APC he will be taking to see and take pictures with Buhari. Someone that cannot deliver his Abagana community to any party in any election just like Umahi can't deliver his State to his present party. Dr. Nkem Okeke should get ready to go back to his lecturing job because APC will not only loose but fumble. |
Crime / Re: Police Arrest Three Cattle Rustlers In Adamawa, Recover Guns, Cows by Fasindo: 12:24pm On Oct 13, 2021 |
That's good Nigerian security are setting their priority right. They can arrest cattle rustlers but can't arrest kidnappers in Kaduna and other northwestern States. Those it mean that animals are more valuable than human 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Ihekirija: Insecurity, Agitations Undermining Nigeria's Coporate Existence by Fasindo: 6:34am On Oct 11, 2021 |
Once one join APC he will start reasoning and talking jargon. So am not surprise at Ihejirika talk. The truth remains that no one has undermine Nigerian corporate existence like Buhari and his APC government |
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Eke Acquires Second House In 2 Years To Mark Her 28th Birthday by Fasindo: 6:55pm On Sep 29, 2021 |
Who says clitocurrency doesn't pay well?? I can only say more oil to her pussi. No matter how she get the money I will never condenm. While Amina and Zaina is giving her clitocurrency with mere Massa our Lambo is running her own with exchange of millions. She truly knows her game and plays it well. More customers I wish her I hope the god on her side is the same God am worshipping. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Chike Akunyili Death: It's Political Assassination - IPOB by Fasindo: 2:47pm On Sep 29, 2021 |
The only thing federal government knows how to do is to lie and blame FG knows who killed Dr. Chike Akunyiri without any investigation but didn't know those that invaded and killed millitary officers in NDA even with their investigations even the people that killed former Millitary police Provast is very hard for them to know cos it didn't happen in South East. I wonder why they didn't blame IPOB Shiites protest in Abuja. One thing is certain is that this Buhari govt scored zero in security and protection of life and property. If there was/is security all these killings won't be happening 78 Likes 5 Shares |
Politics / Re: Lawyers Engaged In Boxing In Court Room by Fasindo: 5:59am On Sep 27, 2021 |
This is Anthony Joshua vs Okeksandr Usyk in courtroom. I will urge the matter to be taking to shari'a court where the Lawyers will be giving 42 strokes of koboko each 1 Like |
Crime / Re: Gombe: 7 Health Workers In Police Net For ‘Diverting’ 5,340 Mosquito Nets by Fasindo: 6:08am On Sep 19, 2021 |
Wetin Mallam do Mallam? Maybe they were caught because they refuse to settle. This one that police is involved am very sure that at the end of it all the people involve will bribe police and they will share it 50/50. At the end of it all it will still not get to the end users. |
Politics / Re: Osita Chidoka Poses His Customized Benz (Pictures) by Fasindo: 6:51pm On Sep 16, 2021 |
A car bought with shell money. You can't work in Shell and be poor. 4 Likes |
Politics / Re: ESN Commander Known As Shakiti Arrested And Tortured GRAPHIC VIDEO by Fasindo: 6:42pm On Sep 15, 2021 |
The major cause of agitation in Nigeria is marginalization and unfair treatment by the leader(s) Killing or arresting agitators will not stop the agitation cos agitation simply an ideology which can't be defeated by the use of brutal force rather. Until all sections of these country are all treated fairly agitations will always spring up 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: South African Asking Why Nigerians Are So Loud by Fasindo: 6:31pm On Sep 15, 2021 |
This is like asking why mallam is using kettle South Africa should also use the same venue to tell us why there were stealing casket during protest. I hope they won't steal corpse next time. 3 Likes |
Politics / Re: CBN Lists Benefits Of Its Digital Currency, E-naira In Financial System by Fasindo: 8:49am On Sep 10, 2021 |
Something that will benefit only the elites Well, someone once said it's better to invest money in cow than invest in cryptocurrency. I am waiting for Adamu Garba to equally kick against the e-naira But be it as it may be I still prefer Bitcoin the their e-naira. |
Romance / Re: I Gave Birth Six Months Ago And I’m Pregnant Again, What Should I Do? – Lady by Fasindo: 5:44pm On Sep 09, 2021 |
She is trying to break Mercy Johnson record in birth giving. The lady seriously don't need advise cos she already know what to do and has made up her mind to do it. I only pity the innocent baby that is about to be aborted 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Lagos Assembly Passes VAT, Anti-Open Grazing Bills by Fasindo: 1:58pm On Sep 09, 2021 |
Patiently waiting to hear from Miyetti Allah. Abuja should also enact this law. Me I still wonder how cattles are still being grazed in Maitama, Asokoro, Gwarimpa, Wuse and even Central Area. Malami and Buhari will surely do a press conference over this ban on open grazing. Lagos state will hear from Buhari when he is back from Imo. Seems like something terrible always happen to Fulani cabals when ever they visits Imo State. Former IG visited Imo and was sacked. The former APC chieftain visited Imo and was killed and now Buhari has visited Imo and Lagos banned open grazing why he is still in Imo. 36 Likes 3 Shares |
Politics / Re: BREAKING: Lagos Assembly Passes VAT, Anti-open Grazing Bills by Fasindo: 1:48pm On Sep 09, 2021 |
Patiently waiting for Miyetti Allah response. He who fetched ant infested firewood should expect ants in his abode. Miyetti Allah had fetched ants infested firewood, if herdmen were peaceful as they used to be prior to 2010 no start will be talking about ban on open grazing but their constant killing of farmers led to these law but southern States. Abuja should also enact this law, I still wonder how cattle are still being grazed in Maitama, Asokoro, Gwarimpa, Wuse and even Central Areas of Abuja. What do I know self, let wait and see how cows will cost 2million as projected by Miyetti Allah. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: 2023: May God Give Us A President With Good Heart Like Buhari - Dave Umahi by Fasindo: 5:23pm On Sep 06, 2021 |
Good heart like who?? Let's first know if he has a heart before discussing if the heart is good or bad Heavenly father may our affliction never rise the second time |
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