₦airaland Forum

kenneyyice:
Guy lets be honest you f up a bit. See you were told to park outside for reasons best known to them. You should have at least done that and ask questions later. We all know that Nigeria is currently on a red alert when it comes to security issue and that it is lawless. If I were in your shoes, I would have found an eatery, tip the security personal there and drop the car or go back home and come back without a car. Omo one has to be very smart when dealing with this military personnel. Not that am in support of this callous treatment on you but as the bible says, Wisdom is profitable to direct. Speedy recovery we pray man.

chatinent this is deep:
There is a difference between needing a man and needing a man's surname.


Last time I checked, there are more men stalking ladies than there are women stalking men.


There are many much-unaccepted friend requests on your Facebook; more snubbed chats, and more.

Then why do some women still say they need men?

Your requirement in men, most times, only exists in heaven. How can you need a tall, handsome, pointed nose, British accent, take care of your needs, buy you anything you want, must have two houses and at least three cars, rich, honest and faithful guy..who will take you for who you are! Who are you! Go and mould that person naw. Kuku say you need your personal Lord and Saviour!

The only guy you claimed to love was Greg who was only concerned about using you until your carburetor knocked. And it is difficult most times to recognise these sorts.

Let me surprise you: the only requirement most men are looking for in a woman is a good character. Some men say they want virgins. Believe me, many men only want a good character. Other things are secondary.

You have refused to lift the fog to see beneath your makeup, breast, and hips. Continue singing you get yansh, you get breast, you sabi cook, you get this, you bi wife material.

Motivation yea? That uncle who sang that rubbish is married! Bubble poked!


Phillip that you are rejecting because of his kpomo lips have those qualities, then you let him off the hook.

Ndubuisi you told off loved you from his heart but you wrote him off due to his gigantic head! Ọ bụ isi ya ka ị ga -eri?

You rejected Thomas because of his protruding belly. You called his belly an amusement park!

You also used and dumped Samuel because he hadn't the kind of money you wanted!

You rejected Isaiah because of his bulging eye. You said he was Segun Eyerinze Version II.

Andrew was your first love yet you dumped him for the trophies of short-lived iPhones and Aba Brazilian wigs. Andrew cried and begged you not to leave but you wagged your hips on him and said he was no longer your type.

Joe is still showing the hints he is into you but you placed him in an eternal friendzone.

And there is Michael, a tall, handsome, and caring guy coming...you and your friends have already labeled him a player.

Going home, you are now considering drifting your life from revolving around money, to looking for a god-fearing man. Hey look, a food-flask-headed 2face is stopping you and telling you how he wants to marry you.

You are glad. He has a car..and it's a plus. Oh, he is even a doctor in Massachusetts. Oh, God thank you o. In fact, what God cannot do doesn't exist...even when you lied to him that Greg was your “first” and only guy who “raped” you.


Yapu, yapu, yapu, yapu...

Two months later..

Two seconds, e don end.

You realised he is married after he has nigeria-ed your body figure. Oh, all men are dogs.

You are on your DM now trying to respond to old chats if those oldies can bring back those words. Oh, most of them are married now. Others have learnt to be wiser. What a reverse psycology!


You feel you have failed as a woman. To whom do you run to? Oh, the society is expecting much now! Everyone is asking you personal questions about your children and husband. You mutter, can't they mind their business!

In mid-thought, you feel you have failed.

I'll tell you for free: you have not failed.

You have not just answered the big question.

I ask you, what do you really want!

Kobojunkie:
Exposing the truth which is that your church Marriage commitee inserts itself between God's Law and man , a sin against God Almighty, is not worth it? Really?

hammer567:
THAT IS THE ONLY CONSIDERATION BUT PUT ANOTHER 5 YEARS, PEOPLE WILL TURN A BLIND EYE.



I.E. 35 YEARS OLD DATING 23 YEARS OLD.



THIS IS THE DIMENSION THAT MAKES MATTERS SUCH AS THIS NOT BLACK OR WHITE.



THERE IS THE AGE DISCRIMINATION DIMENSION AND SO MANY ASPECTS.



THOUGH IT IS NOT IDEAL, IT CAN HAPPEN, DO WE KILL OR JAIL THEM WEN IT HAPPENS?




NO!


CC:COCOCANDY

vince2016:
Hello dear friend, I'm so sorry for late response. I'm just seeing your message. Pls talk with me. Thanks!! God bless!!

Pochettino:
Nigerian poor people are highly irritating.

When you look at them at first, they look so weak & harmless like they cannot do anything but when you see how many kids they can make you start to understand how immorally energetic they are. Always fucking helter skelter like goats and chickens. If they are truly in need will they have time to feel Hot, spread legs and Bleep anyhow?

Look at this woman. If you see her strugling on the street, you will assume her mind is on how to make money & better hers & her kids lives but No. Its not d case. Her mind is on how she can get home & bend over to be bleeped like a LovePeddler. Same with her ambitionless husband. She has finished fucking now but cannot fend for herself. She & her husband are mad.

I just hate poor people

Bola146:
Enough of them here on nairaland Good forbid I should be a pain to my fellow woman. Thank God he opened up, I once met a guy here, he said he is a single father of one not knowing he is happly married with 4 daughters Mad man, you can never know because this guy na big fake ( his name on nairaland is HVIL... ) That is why single ladies should not just rush into marriage

zsamorano:
The fact still remain that, the guy is better than some single niggar out there...madam, make i advice u....give that guy second chance if truly u loves him and can follow your instinct. Don't forget plenty girl dey outside forming femism and will still end up becoming 2nd, 3rd and even 4th wife...u beta wise up. married men sabi love past all these single guy wey u dey see with 3 quarters and sagging jeans up and down. Wise up

baby124:
It will end in global tears this time

Fmghewzy:
This is the funniest shit I have heard in almost a year now.Omg!! Man's prick no longer safe, apparently there's a new kidnapper in town targeting nice looking pricks
Like WTF!! This doesn't even make sense!!

This has to be Fake!!

mikkyangel3:
This madam (Georgina Onuoha) who acted in the original Living in Bondage movie in 1993 and is still claiming to be 40 years old. Go and watch that movie and tell me if she was 13 years old then.

You o, him o, all of you are liars, scammers, and thieves.

Majikman:
Some youths own nah to just go find babe why Dem go collect number . While others are
Just here so dat they can snap and post on dere status ...
Either ways , Enough is enough
#ENDSARSNOW !!

Flame4chi:

EyezofGod120:
I'm preparing for protest now,,I'm with my play card which says,, united we fall divided we rise

jesusjnr2020:
I haven't yet found the kind of church in the book of Acts yet.

I'm still searching... Maybe one day because that my kind of church, my kind of mindset, my kind of commitment, my kind of focus, my kind of Word which is the Words Of Jesus!

I hope to find one soon, if I don't find one, it means I might have to start one.

But in the meantime, I'd keep preaching the Words of Jesus and i'm doing great because God's with me so I don't need to be in church building to feel His presence.

God bless.

Mutemenot:
Those that voted Buhari have no other sin greater than that.