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supaphlymee:Please tell him. Explain it to him, maybe I didn't do it well enough. |
joseph1832:For somebody who called me a thief for no reason, now trying to act civilized? Niqqa please! I see that supplementary welfare is your biggest problem and that is why you want the govt to implement it. Don't worry, it will get to your turn. For now GEJ is giving it to those almajiris in the north. They need it more than your lazy behind. Get off your a.r.s.e cheeks and work. |
macklef:That is the spirit my brother. We are living better. |
joseph1832:I can see that you have taken leave of your brain. There is no country in the world where govt provides all employment. I don't blame you though, family responsibilities have reduced you to a moronic imbecilic retard with no grey matter and cognitive reasoning faculty. After swallowing that your 3day old EBA, and u can't poo, govt will come and poo for you because you can't do it yourself. I guess the little education you had was wasted on you. Apply for a refund. You deserve it. |
macklef:I am not defending anybody, but stating verifiable facts. I see more opportunities these days more than before. I am feeling it, I mean the progress so far. Regression is mainly a thing of the mind. Remember the parable of the ten talents? That is if you are a christian. |
Whe joseph1832:When those that have entrepreneurial skills avail themselves of opportunities, then they create jobs for people like you. You can be an accountant with such firms or package wrapper or maybe a despatch rider sef. Get my drift? |
macklef:Within the context of this discuss, Inflation is a world trend and a steady one. One million US dollars of 1995 or even 1940 does not hold the same value as today. |
joseph1832:The govt cannot employ everyone. Those who want to work avail themselves of the opportunities that abound. I see people selling bottle opener and other petty items on konga and other e-startups. These wares you can start with 15-20k. Some import handkerchiefs for how much sef and they make a killing from it. When was the last time you washed a handkerchief? You should get my point now. The problem is that a lot of people don't want to crawl first, they just want to start running. Everybody wan hammer. |
macklef:That has been a parlance in the Nigerian society from the 80s. Even your mum used it back then. |
lionness:Common sense, you don't even have. Stop lying just to drive your point home. All the pictures you labelled current are from OBJ era. I travel a lot on some of these roads, and they are a smooth sail just like Biafranqueen posted. Abubakar wasn't sacked, he reached retirement and got retired. You wouldn't know anything about how civil service works, would you? Crawl back to your snake farm because you are beginning to behave like one. By the way, you didn't include Stella oduah in the list of sacked performers, or did she not perform? How many air mishaps have been recorded under the present administration compared to obj's era? The problem with you internet rats is that you allow hate to consume you and becloud your sense of perception. I used to allow my resentment for GEJ take pre-eminence until I started moving around and analyzing things properly. Then my perception changed. He surely is not the best thing that happened since sliced bread, but he is surely transforming Nigeria for good and placing us on a higher pedestal amidst all the animosity and distractions. He has opened up the economy for all you e-rats, now you have internet access to come and spew rubbish? There are myriads of opportunities for the youths to be empowered save for the lazy and non creative ones waiting for manna to fall from heaven. Heavy direct foreign investment is going on with many e-startups opening shop everyday. The transportation sector is booming both govt and private, but you don't see that. Agriculture is booming, do u see it? Go to the market, price of garri has fallen from what it used to be few years ago. At least you are a farmer, you can verify that. Local rice production is increasing while Nigerian produce exports is growing steadily. Forget about politics for once and face verifiable facts. The mentality of some people is nauseating. |
And his slow brain didn't allow him to know the difference between ND attire and Igbo attire? And he had to repeat the same clothes he wore to rivers? If u want to pretend, at least make good effort. Pulling crowd is different from voting. People were bored and just went on sight seeing. ![]() |
iamord:Forget about all those steroids and their side effects. What you need for muscle mass is protein. Plenty protein and water. Beans and its derivatives like moin moin, milk, eggs, cowpeas, okpa, breadfruit and legumes generally e.t.c. Drink a lot of pap too. Very good for relaxing your mucles and brain. if you want any supplements to take at all, try cod liver oil capsules especially the original seven seas. but try some real good cardio exercises to avoid any fat accumulating around your vital internal organs. |
Cyprigold and its derivatives are what I categorize as steroids. They have similar effects, make u sleep like a corpse, eat like 8 times daily, give u nightmares and make u run on a very very short fuse(make u temperamental) over time. My advice is for a guy, you just gotta hit the gym if you want quick and tangible gains. Drink plenty water, sleep 8 hours or thereabout at night, eat heavy especially at night. Eat plenty fruits, a little ice cream now and then, a lot of milk and other dairy products. I used to weigh 70-75kg all my adult life, loking like a wire, then I started doing all the above except gym, I shot up to 85kg in a couple of weeks. I have high metabolism just like u but I gym to consolidate whatever gains I have made. I am about to start my gym session now, after which I will eat EBA around midnight and sleep after a cold shower. Now I am pushing 90kg and don't want to exceed it. It also depends on your height. I am a bit tall sha at 6"2inches. My weight on a shorter person would be a bad BMI. If u don't gym, u can lose the weight like me, within hours. If I skip one or two meals, that is it. I'm done for it and you would notice immediately. As often as u can find the time, take ur siesta seriously. It helps. If you have difficulty sleeping deeply, take a little red wine at bed time or lift some weights and experience the wonders it works. |
vicadex07:If a bank wrongfully credits your account, they will reverse it without even contacting you. The same way you got a credit alert is the same way you will get a debit alert. Someone is trying to steal here and all some careless people think about is the amount. Do you know that if he does the same thing to 30 people in a day, that is 300k? Replicate that daily and u will know what's up. Report to your bank ASAP. I will even go as far as calling head office. |
sexyseun:She is just good for a few fvcks and that is it. It is all fat, fat, fat. Nothing more. The way such people lose form, would surprise you. I can't go everywhere with this one nah, she wouldn't even fit into a lot of sexy attires. I want to still be dating my wife even after 15 children. I love me some petite(not neccessarily short) lil' kim-esque type of lady for the long haul. If I can't carry you around, what am I doing withchya? |
They should just ignore this mofo and let him crawl back into his hole in shame. Fvcktard. |
Goddex:Exactly my brother. The nigga couldn't get direct access to the pipeline, now he is crying foul to get noticed. He is always claiming people are after his life, is any man that hard to kill? I pity people who follow this fraud of a priest, always seeking cheap publicity. Wait, in a few days or week's time he will come out with a story of how armed assassins were sent to him and the 'holy spirit' rescued him and his followers will bandy the story about. He was just one local priest before now, but he is using Patience's visit to try to gain national prominence and it is working. One point he fails to understand is that Nigeria is not Enugu, a small enclave. He will be used (as you can see, every thread about him hits the front page and the dailies) and wasted. On the national stage, he cannot come out unscathed. My advice is he threads wisely. |
Leave this mofo who is so bigoted. He did the same thing with the former gov. Chimaraoke, but when sullivan started misbehaving, he has not reprimanded that one till date. The man is for hire. Any sensible person would not take him seriously. |
iykpeterz:Your system was probably upgraded. I have been using win 8 for like 2 yes now and it is the best. Never had a blue screen, mouse cursor never hung for once and I am a multitasker. Your system hardware specs may be too low for win8. Mine came with win7 and I upgraded it myself. I am sure you will have a better experience with another system. Try to downgrade yours to win7, who knows, u may still continue experiencing same issues. |
I wish this wouldn't happen but Someone will drown at the beach today. This always happens every year. |
ladymichael:She got big yansh ![]() |
That Hon suqmadiq guy no well at all. Nairaland is full of crazy mofos. |
okparaugo: Let her say what she did.My brother. Women have a way of toying with ur emotions especially when u decide to rise above them and ignore or tolerate some of the pettiness/stubborness. They start seeing it as a God given right to mess up expecting you would forgive so easily all the time. In a nutshell, you as a man have no right to be emotional when it affects u, but you should be when it affects them. At least that is the average mentality a woman has. |
@open what did u do? We need to know. Women have a way of playing the victim even when clearly they are not. Guys have a way of over reacting over silly matters too. I guess the op knows her "crime" is probably gonna put her in bad light, hence she conveniently left it out of the story. Tell us please do that we can offer our two cents. If your birthday wasn't around the corner, would u have given 2 fawks? Because I see that ur bd is the issue here. |
[quote author=I'm a god]He should replace his addiction with another addiction. For example he should try engaging in sports, join a book club or volunteer for some work or anything that will make him physically and psychologically active. And if he believes he should pray also.[/quote]We are not talking about 'igbo' or alomo addiction here but serious stuff like coke, meth, angel dust and the likes. He needs to check in for rehab at the psychiatric hospital. |
Booty butt chic: Thank u all for d advice |
WildChild00: [size=20pt]Recommend him to the barrack, let my fellow soldiers deal with him for one week. [/size]That is where you and your ilk show your power. Useless buffoons! When you see hapless civilians, you turn to King Kong but when ordinary bros boko shows up, you all chicken out. Fooooooollllsssssss! |
COOLDUN: Shut the dirt up; are you the only student in India? Are they not India criminals in Nigeria? How do you know he is a criminal? Do you read Indian newspapers daily and see the level of crimes that is going on in India? Are there no criminal Indian citizens in other countries?God bless you. Very good points. I think I can relate with what you are saying. By the way, indian criminals are plenty in Nigeria o! Just that our authorities are corrupt. From slavery to drugs etc. them dey dia! |
Hbuyosh: Actually i wanted to say 'intervention', but oh my brain. Thanks I wasn't trying to correct your grammar. ![]() |
My brother recently gave his phone to a very broke azz colleague at work who had been asked to resign. She lost hers that day, so he gave her one of his with the sim card in it so she could be reachable when their boss called her for her payoff. She was supposed to use the phone for a few days and return it, but after weeks had passed, he kept calling her only for her to insult him and tell him that he was disturbing her. A while later, she simply bought another sim and replaced hers. She didnt even bother to retrieve her old line as she didnt want to be reached any longer. I blamed him for not smashing the pums though he is married. He didnt even think along that line at all as he just rendered help to someone in need. Now his wife is asking questions about the phone and despite his explanation (including calling the said colleague and routing it on speaker phone) the wife is still suspicious though she pretended as if the matter is over, but trust women to bring up the issue one day one day! |
Hbuyosh: This was a safety tip on how to survive an attack by a single lion, not a whole pack. Because if they confront u in a group... Divine[i]FIXED. |
cacius: I am an animal lover and I love adventures too. On my first safari trip in South Africa I went to a place called lion park in Rustenberg. Is a very big place with lions every where they have the oldest males about 2 of them in one big enclosure and some wild looking lioness in another big field about 8 of them then they have some 14 months old in another place those were the friendly ones. I saw some white couples stroking their heads and I summon courage and entered the cage to play with them. I have pictures to prove it.[s] Lions are very nice and warm animals try not to be scared when u are meet one.[/s] Here are the pics.And you wrote all these feeling like the s.hit right? Praytell, why did you avoid the enclosure with the adult lions and lionesses in them? Sure they are nice and warm animals. Mtchewwwww! Most wild animals' litters are usually friendly when they are still young and naive. Once they get their killer instincts on by the time they are mature, there is NOTHING nice and warm about them anymore ...unless they are fairly tame and domesticated. |

I can just imagine how men will be flocking around her 
I love me some petite(not neccessarily short) lil' kim-esque type of lady for the long haul. If I can't carry you around, what am I doing withchya?

