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Politics › Re: President Goodluck's Administration 2011-2015 Positive Change Report in Pics by Fawklicant: 2:51pm On Jan 12, 2015
supaphlymee:
so you expect the govt to come to your house,feed your family,pay your rent,pay your kids fees till university,cloth you,your wife and kids.

Sir get up and hustle and if you no fit hustle HUNGER finish u....dats all
Please tell him. Explain it to him, maybe I didn't do it well enough.
Politics › Re: President Goodluck's Administration 2011-2015 Positive Change Report in Pics by Fawklicant: 2:49pm On Jan 12, 2015
joseph1832:
I will not condescend to your level and indulge you with insults. Let's now return to our debate.

Of course am well aware government in every part of the Milky Way doesn't provide all employment, you forget that most develop country provide their citizens who can't provide for themselves or who have no jobs with stipends to look after themselves did you?.

Well I believe being educated and being enlightened are two different things.
For somebody who called me a thief for no reason, now trying to act civilized? Niqqa please! I see that supplementary welfare is your biggest problem and that is why you want the govt to implement it. Don't worry, it will get to your turn. For now GEJ is giving it to those almajiris in the north. They need it more than your lazy behind. Get off your a.r.s.e cheeks and work.
Politics › Re: President Goodluck's Administration 2011-2015 Positive Change Report in Pics by Fawklicant: 12:48pm On Jan 12, 2015
macklef:
Lol. Of course am a christian. Well, we cant complain, we surviving no matter how hard they geopardize things.

I can never just put my trust in earthly men.
That is the spirit my brother. We are living better.
Politics › Re: President Goodluck's Administration 2011-2015 Positive Change Report in Pics by Fawklicant: 12:46pm On Jan 12, 2015
joseph1832:
Then what is the purpose of having government?. Last I check, government is suppose to do for people what people can't do for themselves.

And when those entrepreneur who are thieves(people like you) provide the jobs you describe, will the said job provided, feed my kids, pay school fees etc?.
I can see that you have taken leave of your brain. There is no country in the world where govt provides all employment. I don't blame you though, family responsibilities have reduced you to a moronic imbecilic retard with no grey matter and cognitive reasoning faculty. After swallowing that your 3day old EBA, and u can't poo, govt will come and poo for you because you can't do it yourself. I guess the little education you had was wasted on you. Apply for a refund. You deserve it.
Politics › Re: President Goodluck's Administration 2011-2015 Positive Change Report in Pics by Fawklicant: 12:38pm On Jan 12, 2015
macklef:
Im not disputing u my brother. All economy faces 3 dire situations.

Regression
Recession
Boom.

Am sure u know that, even if we had a boom, the ordinary man nogo feel am, here the citizens are only entitled to regression.
All, im saying, this people u people are busy opening silly threads n defending so pationately do not care about u guys.

They greedy niggars.
I am not defending anybody, but stating verifiable facts. I see more opportunities these days more than before. I am feeling it, I mean the progress so far. Regression is mainly a thing of the mind. Remember the parable of the ten talents? That is if you are a christian.
Politics › Re: President Goodluck's Administration 2011-2015 Positive Change Report in Pics by Fawklicant: 12:32pm On Jan 12, 2015
Whe
joseph1832:
What sort of comment is this? Will selling wares on Konga pay my rent, feed my wife and kids, pay school fees for my kids till university?, cloth myself, my wife and my kids?.

You all forget not everyone has entrepreneur skillz! Some people are born hustlers and some are not! That's the way life is. To come and generalize is to lead one astray.

Frankly I don't get your point!.
When those that have entrepreneurial skills avail themselves of opportunities, then they create jobs for people like you. You can be an accountant with such firms or package wrapper or maybe a despatch rider sef. Get my drift?
Politics › Re: President Goodluck's Administration 2011-2015 Positive Change Report in Pics by Fawklicant: 12:28pm On Jan 12, 2015
macklef:
Yh, exactly. Thats the more reason why no one should be praising any president in this country.
Economically, they are all failures. Or would u say it is a mirage if instead of devalueing, a country's currency purchasing power increases instead.

Rome was not builts in a day deld say, but this rome dosnt look like its building anything at all.
Within the context of this discuss, Inflation is a world trend and a steady one. One million US dollars of 1995 or even 1940 does not hold the same value as today.
Politics › Re: President Goodluck's Administration 2011-2015 Positive Change Report in Pics by Fawklicant: 12:15pm On Jan 12, 2015
joseph1832:
Na wa oh! All this progress yet there's massive unemployment in the land and Nigerians are still hungry.
The govt cannot employ everyone. Those who want to work avail themselves of the opportunities that abound. I see people selling bottle opener and other petty items on konga and other e-startups. These wares you can start with 15-20k. Some import handkerchiefs for how much sef and they make a killing from it. When was the last time you washed a handkerchief? You should get my point now. The problem is that a lot of people don't want to crawl first, they just want to start running. Everybody wan hammer.
Politics › Re: President Goodluck's Administration 2011-2015 Positive Change Report in Pics by Fawklicant: 12:10pm On Jan 12, 2015
macklef:
I[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font] dont buy stuff really, but anytime the women in the house goes for restock, all i hear is.
This naira is useless, everything in the market is now very costly.
Except you guys have another ,market u buy from sha.

Me just wanna travel out jareh
That has been a parlance in the Nigerian society from the 80s. Even your mum used it back then.
Politics › Re: President Goodluck's Administration 2011-2015 Positive Change Report in Pics by Fawklicant: 12:06pm On Jan 12, 2015
lionness:
And The only man who was truly trying to fix electricity, Bart Nnaji was sacked by GEJ.
The IG, Abubakar who finally got the Nigerian police to be behaving was also sacked.
GEJ keeps sacking anyone who can truly deliver. He's as hopeless corrupt as the Devil. Once you are a thief, a criminal, an exconvict, you are GEJ's right hand man
Common sense, you don't even have. Stop lying just to drive your point home. All the pictures you labelled current are from OBJ era. I travel a lot on some of these roads, and they are a smooth sail just like Biafranqueen posted. Abubakar wasn't sacked, he reached retirement and got retired. You wouldn't know anything about how civil service works, would you? Crawl back to your snake farm because you are beginning to behave like one. By the way, you didn't include Stella oduah in the list of sacked performers, or did she not perform? How many air mishaps have been recorded under the present administration compared to obj's era? The problem with you internet rats is that you allow hate to consume you and becloud your sense of perception. I used to allow my resentment for GEJ take pre-eminence until I started moving around and analyzing things properly. Then my perception changed. He surely is not the best thing that happened since sliced bread, but he is surely transforming Nigeria for good and placing us on a higher pedestal amidst all the animosity and distractions.

He has opened up the economy for all you e-rats, now you have internet access to come and spew rubbish? There are myriads of opportunities for the youths to be empowered save for the lazy and non creative ones waiting for manna to fall from heaven. Heavy direct foreign investment is going on with many e-startups opening shop everyday.
The transportation sector is booming both govt and private, but you don't see that. Agriculture is booming, do u see it? Go to the market, price of garri has fallen from what it used to be few years ago. At least you are a farmer, you can verify that. Local rice production is increasing while Nigerian produce exports is growing steadily.

Forget about politics for once and face verifiable facts. The mentality of some people is nauseating.
Politics › Re: Crowd At Buhari’s Campaign Rally In Enugu (Photos) by Fawklicant: 8:19am On Jan 11, 2015
And his slow brain didn't allow him to know the difference between ND attire and Igbo attire? And he had to repeat the same clothes he wore to rivers? If u want to pretend, at least make good effort. Pulling crowd is different from voting. People were bored and just went on sight seeing. grin
Health › Re: I Need To Put On Weight, Please Help! by Fawklicant: 9:31pm On Jan 08, 2015
iamord:
thanks tho! But am looking at gaining healthy muscle mass, and not unhealthy fat, so u may need to x out some on that list, don't u think so?
Forget about all those steroids and their side effects. What you need for muscle mass is protein. Plenty protein and water. Beans and its derivatives like moin moin, milk, eggs, cowpeas, okpa, breadfruit and legumes generally e.t.c. Drink a lot of pap too. Very good for relaxing your mucles and brain. if you want any supplements to take at all, try cod liver oil capsules especially the original seven seas. but try some real good cardio exercises to avoid any fat accumulating around your vital internal organs.
Health › Re: I Need To Put On Weight, Please Help! by Fawklicant: 10:52pm On Jan 07, 2015
Cyprigold and its derivatives are what I categorize as steroids. They have similar effects, make u sleep like a corpse, eat like 8 times daily, give u nightmares and make u run on a very very short fuse(make u temperamental) over time.

My advice is for a guy, you just gotta hit the gym if you want quick and tangible gains. Drink plenty water, sleep 8 hours or thereabout at night, eat heavy especially at night. Eat plenty fruits, a little ice cream now and then, a lot of milk and other dairy products. I used to weigh 70-75kg all my adult life, loking like a wire, then I started doing all the above except gym, I shot up to 85kg in a couple of weeks. I have high metabolism just like u but I gym to consolidate whatever gains I have made. I am about to start my gym session now, after which I will eat EBA around midnight and sleep after a cold shower. Now I am pushing 90kg and don't want to exceed it. It also depends on your height. I am a bit tall sha at 6"2inches. My weight on a shorter person would be a bad BMI. If u don't gym, u can lose the weight like me, within hours. If I skip one or two meals, that is it. I'm done for it and you would notice immediately.

As often as u can find the time, take ur siesta seriously. It helps. If you have difficulty sleeping deeply, take a little red wine at bed time or lift some weights and experience the wonders it works.
Business › Re: Money Was Wrongfully Transfered Into My Account, What Should I Do? Pls Advise by Fawklicant: 12:20pm On Jan 07, 2015
vicadex07:
I think that amount is too small to be an insider scam. Go ahead and send it to the original beneficiary
If a bank wrongfully credits your account, they will reverse it without even contacting you. The same way you got a credit alert is the same way you will get a debit alert. Someone is trying to steal here and all some careless people think about is the amount. Do you know that if he does the same thing to 30 people in a day, that is 300k? Replicate that daily and u will know what's up.

Report to your bank ASAP. I will even go as far as calling head office.
Education › Re: See Unilag's Miss Curves (phantee) She Starred In Iyanya's Kukere Video by Fawklicant: 8:15am On Jan 07, 2015
sexyseun:
Chaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked This geh just made me look like a skinny and non endowed human being sad I can just imagine how men will be flocking around her angry
She is just good for a few fvcks and that is it. It is all fat, fat, fat. Nothing more. The way such people lose form, would surprise you. I can't go everywhere with this one nah, she wouldn't even fit into a lot of sexy attires. I want to still be dating my wife even after 15 children. grin cheesy I love me some petite(not neccessarily short) lil' kim-esque type of lady for the long haul. If I can't carry you around, what am I doing withchya?
Politics › Re: My Life In Danger… Rev Fr Mbaka Cries Out by Fawklicant: 7:56am On Jan 05, 2015
They should just ignore this mofo and let him crawl back into his hole in shame. Fvcktard.
Politics › Re: My Life In Danger… Rev Fr Mbaka Cries Out by Fawklicant: 7:51am On Jan 05, 2015
Goddex:
[size=13pt]The bolded could be the reason Mbaka was angry. Why then is he claiming the holy spirit told him?[/size]
Exactly my brother. The nigga couldn't get direct access to the pipeline, now he is crying foul to get noticed. He is always claiming people are after his life, is any man that hard to kill? I pity people who follow this fraud of a priest, always seeking cheap publicity. Wait, in a few days or week's time he will come out with a story of how armed assassins were sent to him and the 'holy spirit' rescued him and his followers will bandy the story about. He was just one local priest before now, but he is using Patience's visit to try to gain national prominence and it is working.

One point he fails to understand is that Nigeria is not Enugu, a small enclave. He will be used (as you can see, every thread about him hits the front page and the dailies) and wasted. On the national stage, he cannot come out unscathed. My advice is he threads wisely.
Politics › Re: My Endorsement Of Jonathan In November Was A 'Spiritual Drama' - Rev Fr Mbaka by Fawklicant: 11:01pm On Jan 03, 2015
Leave this mofo who is so bigoted. He did the same thing with the former gov. Chimaraoke, but when sullivan started misbehaving, he has not reprimanded that one till date. The man is for hire. Any sensible person would not take him seriously.
Computers › Re: My Regrets Buying A Window 8 System by Fawklicant: 11:42am On Dec 26, 2014
iykpeterz:
I Wonder why Win 7 is far more better than Win 8, with one thinking Win 8 would be better off Win 7....
1ST....Blue Screen Of Death...This occurs when am busy with 2 or more programs or insert a usb and working with it over 5mins...it hangs with a blue screen and restarts...
2nd....Mouse cursor hanging...I dont know wat causes it buh d cursor just stays *pako*.
3rd....Irregular hotness of Tha System which will cook life chicken
4th.....Oversabi of programs ...and at the end na network hanging
5th....Itz just lyk may i naq am for wall...
#FuckWindow8.....#IMissYouWindow7...
Your system was probably upgraded. I have been using win 8 for like 2 yes now and it is the best. Never had a blue screen, mouse cursor never hung for once and I am a multitasker. Your system hardware specs may be too low for win8. Mine came with win7 and I upgraded it myself. I am sure you will have a better experience with another system. Try to downgrade yours to win7, who knows, u may still continue experiencing same issues.
Christianity Etc › Re: 10 Things That Happen Every Christmas Day by Fawklicant: 4:08pm On Dec 25, 2014
I wish this wouldn't happen but

Someone will drown at the beach today. This always happens every year.
Romance › Re: Need Advise:she Is 35 And Doesn't Even Have Toasters by Fawklicant: 8:52am On Dec 25, 2014
ladymichael:
I really need advise from especially the men

My colleague is gonna be 35 in a few months and is not married or even have toasters. She has reached a point where she doesn't even think about it.
She says she sometimes asks herself on why she's still single and concludes that maybe she's not supposed to ever marry.

I really feel sorry for her but don't know how to advise her.

Please what could be the issue? Abd how to I advise her?
She got big yanshhuh huh
Jokes Etc › Re: Your Top 5 Most Hilarious Nairaland Usernames by Fawklicant: 2:23pm On Aug 01, 2014
That Hon suqmadiq guy no well at all. Nairaland is full of crazy mofos.
Romance › Re: My Hubby Is Emotionally Mean by Fawklicant: 2:08pm On Aug 01, 2014
okparaugo: Let her say what she did.

Is it too much to ask ?

Your opinion is only yours...
My brother. Women have a way of toying with ur emotions especially when u decide to rise above them and ignore or tolerate some of the pettiness/stubborness. They start seeing it as a God given right to mess up expecting you would forgive so easily all the time. In a nutshell, you as a man have no right to be emotional when it affects u, but you should be when it affects them. At least that is the average mentality a woman has.
Romance › Re: My Hubby Is Emotionally Mean by Fawklicant: 1:57pm On Aug 01, 2014
@open what did u do? We need to know. Women have a way of playing the victim even when clearly they are not. Guys have a way of over reacting over silly matters too. I guess the op knows her "crime" is probably gonna put her in bad light, hence she conveniently left it out of the story. Tell us please do that we can offer our two cents.

If your birthday wasn't around the corner, would u have given 2 fawks? Because I see that ur bd is the issue here.
Health › Re: Nairalander Needs Help To Stop Drug Abuse & Addiction by Fawklicant: 4:12pm On Nov 05, 2013
[quote author=I'm a god]He should replace his addiction with another addiction. For example he should try engaging in sports, join a book club or volunteer for some work or anything that will make him physically and psychologically active. And if he believes he should pray also.[/quote]We are not talking about 'igbo' or alomo addiction here but serious stuff like coke, meth, angel dust and the likes. He needs to check in for rehab at the psychiatric hospital.
Health › Re: Nairalander Needs Help To Stop Drug Abuse & Addiction by Fawklicant: 3:57pm On Nov 05, 2013
Booty butt chic: Thank u all for d advices, need 2 go and pull his hear asap.... smiley




And thanks mod 4 puttin dis onn d front page
Health › Re: Nairalander Needs Help To Stop Drug Abuse & Addiction by Fawklicant: 3:29pm On Nov 05, 2013
WildChild00: [size=20pt]Recommend him to the barrack, let my fellow soldiers deal with him for one week. [/size]
That is where you and your ilk show your power. Useless buffoons! When you see hapless civilians, you turn to King Kong but when ordinary bros boko shows up, you all chicken out. Fooooooollllsssssss!
Politics › Re: India Evicts Nigerians Over ‘Photocopy Passports’ by Fawklicant: 3:06pm On Nov 05, 2013
COOLDUN: Shut the dirt up; are you the only student in India? Are they not India criminals in Nigeria? How do you know he is a criminal? Do you read Indian newspapers daily and see the level of crimes that is going on in India? Are there no criminal Indian citizens in other countries?

Is hacking someone down in a broad day light by the India racists Cast cultists the best way to fight crime? Why is it now that Nigerians protested against one of the senseless killings of their fellow citizens, the Goa authority realized that they are living in their country with the photocopies of their documents?

You claim to be a student in a country you know nothing about, while castrated rams like you clicked like to your moronic comment. The most Jealous/greedy people in the world are the Indians. They are only united when to harm strangers mostly the defenseless citizens of Nigeria.

My two friends who are master degree students were ignorantly mobbed for a crime they knew nothing about, just because they are blacks/Nigerians. Many other Anglophone Africans have seen that hatred on Nigerians here as an opportunity to hide themselves under Nigerian Identities, I have seen where some other African countries' citizens introduced themselves as Nigerians in their street, while they rented their apartments with their original country documents, now their street neighbors see them as Nigerians, anytime they commit crime and escape they will be pointing hands to Nigerians.

Recently, a Nigerian woman who came to India to have her baby was mobbed by more than 500 armed Indians, who broke her home and beat hell out of her and her new born baby, including a hired woman that is taking care of her, simply because the Kenyan/Ugandan Sex workers popularly known as the Wanjis, indecent dressings, is this woman a criminal? No.

That you are a student does never make 50% Nigerians criminals as you jealously stated in your trash, there are lots of Nigerians in India that started with a little cash but now living well, by sending some goods home to the good and honest people , who return the cash back to them to buy more. I am not saying that there are no bad eggs amongst the Nigerians in India, there are also many Indian criminals in Nigeria, for the fact that they are being shielded by our corrupt politicians/law enforcement agents never made them saints.

Most of the Nigerian students in India are very lazy, they over depend on their families for money that is why you see them being so lazy, there are few of them that assist themselves through buying cheaper goods in India and sending them home to their trusted relatives/friends, who sell them and return the money here , they combine it with their education and it is working well for them, but those lazy ones who are sleeping in the Afternoons are the ones who always jump online to write trash whenever there is any bad news like this.

The best way you live in India is to be very careful, though it is not enough to guarantee your safety, because they the worst jealous/pretenders in the world. They are nice people when they see you living miserably but not when you change your dirty clothes to new ones. They live by Casts which makes it hard to be free with their fellow citizens talk less of a foreigner, A lower cast interacting with higher class is a suicide mission, a family could be wiped out because of love between the lower cast and the higher cast, they call it honor killing.

Some of them are religious fanatics who can hate you simple because you are not a vegetarian, so living in the same house with these kind of people is another problem here, because any slightest provocation could lead to a mob attack, which can even affect an innocent fellow, by then all these lazy ones here will jump online to label the victim as a criminal, because he/she is a student.

A landlord set a Nigerian up simple because he used to borrow money from this Nigerian, at the end of the month he will deduct it from the rent, he came one day to demand money this guy was broke then and told him that he had no money, he left and arranged with the street guys to attack the guy in the Night, while this guy was asleep the land lord left the gate door unlocked in the Night his gang entered the house and beat this guy blue black, luckily a neighbor heard the noise and called the cops who came, this guy luckily grabbed one, who confessed to the cops that it was his landlord that invited them to kill the guy. If he died this lazy student would have come here to call him a criminal.

I have a question for you the student: When have riding a good car become a crime? is it a bad thing for a hardworking fellow to enjoy his/her sweat? is anyone with a good car a criminal? to me NO. it is a LAZY fellow that sees it like that.

Coming to that how many Nigerians are enjoying like the Indians in Nigeria? a quack mechanic will see himself in Nigeria , and becomes an expert, given an employment, Cook, Steward, Gardner, Driver, Gate man, the best house at the most secured areas in the town, Oga student you are in India , how many of these Indians enjoy such luxury in their Land? Indians are in every crime section in Nigeria but no one has time for them. But in India all their eyes are on the Nigerians.

If you don't stop judging like this, you will be the next mob attack victim, then Nigeria will lose another criminal in India. IDIOT!!. When it happens to us we are innocent victims, but when it happens to another he/she becomes a criminal. Don't work hard, fold your hands and enjoy your family wealth in India. INNOCENT STUDENT.
God bless you. Very good points. I think I can relate with what you are saying. By the way, indian criminals are plenty in Nigeria o! Just that our authorities are corrupt. From slavery to drugs etc. them dey dia!
Science/Technology › Re: How To Survive A Lion Attack by Fawklicant: 11:34am On Nov 05, 2013
Hbuyosh: Actually i wanted to say 'intervention', but oh my brain. Thanks
grin grin grin I wasn't trying to correct your grammar. undecided wink
Family › Re: Helping Most Nigerian Women End In Drama: Why? by Fawklicant: 10:17am On Nov 05, 2013
My brother recently gave his phone to a very broke azz colleague at work who had been asked to resign. She lost hers that day, so he gave her one of his with the sim card in it so she could be reachable when their boss called her for her payoff. She was supposed to use the phone for a few days and return it, but after weeks had passed, he kept calling her only for her to insult him and tell him that he was disturbing her. A while later, she simply bought another sim and replaced hers. She didnt even bother to retrieve her old line as she didnt want to be reached any longer. I blamed him for not smashing the pums though he is married. He didnt even think along that line at all as he just rendered help to someone in need. Now his wife is asking questions about the phone and despite his explanation (including calling the said colleague and routing it on speaker phone) the wife is still suspicious though she pretended as if the matter is over, but trust women to bring up the issue one day one day!
Science/Technology › Re: How To Survive A Lion Attack by Fawklicant: 9:56am On Nov 05, 2013
Hbuyosh: This was a safety tip on how to survive an attack by a single lion, not a whole pack. Because if they confront u in a group... Divine[i] internship[/i] interment[b][/b] will be the only way out.
They use psychological war strategy to subdue giant creatures like elephants, which are several times their size!
The strategy includes encircling the animal, biting and scratching it while letting it charge at them occasionaly but they run for just a short distance, while the rest scratch and bite. Occasionaly they let it break loose from their seige, give it a light chase and then surround it again and the tussle for survival continues. This can go on the whole day till the poor creature gets exhausted and gives up the fight, thereafter becoming a meal!
If they can do that to the mighty elephant, can this small creature called human realy vanquish them?
FIXED.
Science/Technology › Re: How To Survive A Lion Attack by Fawklicant: 9:19am On Nov 05, 2013
cacius: I am an animal lover and I love adventures too. On my first safari trip in South Africa I went to a place called lion park in Rustenberg. Is a very big place with lions every where they have the oldest males about 2 of them in one big enclosure and some wild looking lioness in another big field about 8 of them then they have some 14 months old in another place those were the friendly ones. I saw some white couples stroking their heads and I summon courage and entered the cage to play with them. I have pictures to prove it.[s] Lions are very nice and warm animals try not to be scared when u are meet one.[/s] Here are the pics.
And you wrote all these feeling like the s.hit right? Praytell, why did you avoid the enclosure with the adult lions and lionesses in them? Sure they are nice and warm animals. Mtchewwwww!
Most wild animals' litters are usually friendly when they are still young and naive. Once they get their killer instincts on by the time they are mature, there is NOTHING nice and warm about them anymore ...unless they are fairly tame and domesticated.

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