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cacius: This is more visible.Is this the lioness? This one is still a cub by any standard. My friend stop fooling yourself. A full grown lioness will be close to waist high considering your height. Now see what a grown lioness should look like below.
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cacius: I am going to post just this two here. Don't want to be all over the internet by posting to much.Wetin this one dey feel like now? You are in a cage with cubs and you dey claim? Didnt you see the grown a.s.s. lions' cage to enter and let us know how far? What you did is comparable to playing with a rotweiller puppy. Try it with an adult rot and see. |
segello58: I decided not to have sex with until marriage when i discovered she was a virgin only for her to come back from camp and confess to me that someone else had dis virgin her and that shes pregnant for him...Ouch!!! Screw the friendship thingy and phuck her very well. You slacked the first time, DO NOT slack again! She is even bound to be hornier now that she is preggo. |
[quote author=obo_man]People always tell me Nigerian women love money and that I should be ready to spend b4 I hang out with 1...... I'm still yet to date a Nigerian girl.. but will eventually do... hahaThese Nigerian women that think money is everything are partly to blame for rise in criminal activities in Nigeria.... If every woman is telling me to go bring N100,000 b4 i date them, if I can't afford it, it's likely that I might engage in criminal activities to get it... When I engage in this criminal activity, it's likely that the victims of this criminal activity could be women... Vicious circle perpetuated by greed and materialism.. If I give her the money, na shitty clothes, weaves, shoes, etc she go use am buy ( things that will turn to rags in few years' time)........ As a country, we need to curb our urge for materialism....... If we do, we will progress.[/quote]Sure thing we are in a materialistic world. Who wouldnt wanna bang someone like nicki minaj(lawd O lawd!) or halle or cherokee? Just get the money first...then phuck ANY and EVERY girl that comes your way especially the so called high class ones. When doing the phucking, try to reminesce on those days you were broke and use the anger to bang her mercilessly till she can't walk straight. Then give her bus fare or whatever. Tell her you'll call her...and only do when you want a repeat match. AND PLEASE make sure she blows you very well too. |
Toktee: Nonesense,so they are still worshipping idols in the estern part of nigeria,anyway,for turning up in mass despite the festival,that means people careles about the old god,the curse will translate to nothing.Mumu of Epic proportions! ![]() |
5 star ko, 10 star ni! Mtcheeeew! |
jjgirljay: If and only if girls can do this in Nigeria lolllllll, you will just start noticing wo[/b]men withYou can start the 'slap a man' movement. Lead the way! |
[i]Movie title: Fist of Fury part 7 RZA's Ghost Samurai Theme music playing in the background Scene 1 Girl: (In patience Jonathan's voice)Why you cheat on me? And I really trusted you, now see what you have brought upon yourself! My father grand-master Yoko ono will deal with you with his iron fist. (she folds her arms and makes a volte face). Prepare to meet your doom! Boy: (In Bolo Yeung's voice(Is that guy still alive sef?), crying profusely grabs her by the waist while resting his head on her lower abdomen) Nooooooo! (sobs! sobs!) Master Yoko will kill me! I don't know kungfu. You are the master's daughter, teach me kungfu! Girl: Ok. But your first lesson is the 'snake in a monkey slap' We shall practice 200 slaps per minute for endurance... Not his fault though. When you live in scarcity of punny, wa recoginaizi. Finally getting laid will feel like winning a jackpot.[/i] |
Use toothpaste to wipe off sludge from hot pressing iron. It works like magic. |
ROSYL: Eat roasted fish and veg salad, or chicken and salad, egg,zero fat Greek yogurt and a handful of nuts.....Trust me, with these you won't be tempted to say ETT.Ladies, do you hear that? Coming from your fellow lady. Waaaooow! Swallowing a nut can really be good for you. Giddy up guys! Shaving things neccessary... |
Wow! MAny Nairalanders are really daft! No wonder JAMB no gree dem pass. So even after the op took time to re-categorize posters here and explain for the umpteenth time the aim of the thread and the message therein, some girls are only seeing it as a women-bashing thread and some wussies are lending them support in their ignorance. SMHFYA. Let me spell it out for yall; THE TOPIC IS ABOUT THE DECEIT, NOT SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE. IT IS ABOUT DENYING THE GUY WHO HAS GOOD INTENTIONS FOR YOU AND GIVING IT TO THE ONE WHO JUST WANTS TO HAVE FUN AND SCRAM. Girls use your head, not your emotions. READ!!! Haa!!! |
Dankylove: @fawklicant.......Take Note!Hey ah! SMH! STOP BEING DELUSIONAL! REAL MEN DONT MENSTRUATE! ![]() By the way what is mature about 19? See these Azonto generation boys sef! |
50calibre: Leave that talk! Is fornication the only sin? There are more than 50 sins, do you avoid them all? If not, fornication doesn't change anything. |
@ op 1. First off, it didnt happen a long time ago as you claim. For all I know it could have happened within the past few months...or days so STOP trying to sound mature and experienced in these things. Your enthusiasm gives you away. Leave it for the grown-ups. 2. You have a condition there, whether it happened once or not. Guys dont ejac semen with blood unless something is wrong somewhere. Go see a doctor ASAP. 3. You were probably too excited to have done the deed finally that you failed to notice that it was probably blood from your gf's early cycle that stained your cd or probably seeped into the cd as I'm guessing that your phallus may still be undersized or you used an oversize cd. 4. Stop generalizing and wishing for sympathizers who have had similar experiences for as much as I hate to be the harbinger of bad news bro, you are alone on this one. 5. Most guys lose their virginity to wan.king, so they see the semen pretty clearly. |
My pr.ick organ would do. What would I do without it? hunh? I navigate to the punny with it, speak with it when my mouth fails me, feel with it(oooh! I love that), hard at hearing though, but sometimes it listens, can smell a good punny from miles off. What more can I say? |
cutiepie01: thank u dear,ur comment is d most reasonable one i've read so far.I'm encouraged 2 keep on with my virginity with all the comments i've seen.BTW,am 22 and still a virgin,with God's help,i intend 2 keep it till my wedding night.Just know that you are keeping it for one badt guy like me and lord ah merrrcy, rude boy gwan blaze tha punny! Good girls always fall for bad guys cos the good guys are too boring and predictable. Also applicable the other way round. It is the law of nature, a lion doesnt have its fellow lion for lunch, it searches out a gazelle or deer and snacks on it. |
I once had this girl who was forming born-eh, but I could just see it in her eyes that she was just a fellow fawkclicant, hor.ny as hell. Her "nipplon" would just stand like carrot just by talking to her. Funny thing, she never told me she had a fiance until we had done it. Well, I just continued browsing for free since the tin don happen already and to think that the fiance was dying of konji as she told him no sex before marriage and he gullibly fell for that. Anyways, they are |
aku626: sad i wasn't allowed to dress like you guys or do your hairstyle (thanks mum) your music esp. 'd jump' was revolutionary. RIPHey ah! I rocked dem backwards denim with multicolor hoods back in the days! Yeah! With some LA gear sneakers. Reminiscing! |
55, 38, 39, all Jhoin! I luv me sum big punny like dat. Hanging wheel barrow style! Mamma mia! |
[quote author=i_amcourage]shallow minded people!!! U dont have to use abusive words to drive home ur points...we all agree that accidents can happen anywere buh it is more likely to happen to govt or fed uni coz of the way this institutionz ar runed...anyway such tinz can happen anywere..[/quote]Runed----Meaning - past tense of run. past participle - runded Usage - I runed 10 miles today, have you runded yours? ![]() |
Creamz: I have been the angry, unsatisfied and bitter wife for the last nine years. I’m married to a man who has absolutely no respect for the marriage institution. He has had more girlfriends than I have changed my hair since we got married.Honey, I will even make you happier, my pr.i.ck is the sweetest you can find. And bring your friends along as I have enough spunk and stamina to go round. |
ItsModella: This should not even be labelled ignorance. This is absolute fuckery, so much fuckery on one statement that it can wake up a dead man.Bumbo claat fuckery! Blud clot mumu-ism! |
esperiense: 3 conditionsMore like 1. Hard fvck 2. Fvk hard 3. Hard fvck. |
esperiense: 3 conditionsMore like 1. Hard fvck 2. Fvk hard 3. Hard fvck. |
IzyLuv: Haba nah... Y re dis pple thinking Like thisDespite all the attempt to appear smart, you still dont PULL IT OFF. As a scientist, you should know that impossibility is not in the realm of science, just a matter of time. Besides do you think that the same people that created HIV would not have a cure for it just like they experimented with bird flu, SARS, swine flu et al? I GUESS THEY HAVE A NEW HIV CALLED CANCER. |
RICHIE BOI: The home of the former Inspector General of Police, Hafiz Ringim was bombed by unknown gunmen believed to be men of the Jihadist group, the Boko Haram. The bombed home is located in Jgawa State, northern Nigeria.Na today? All na wash, Asylum tins! |
I think the title is wrong. It should read 'How to effectively give a girl your MUMU REMOTE' Oya, girls! Start pressing! |
[quote author=c++_crazy]i entered the toilet this morning to sh*it and lo an behold, my anu*s come dey pain me like pepper dey der, wen i wipe d thing na blood full everywhere as if i dey see my period. Now i dey fear cos i bn call my ex names 4 annoying me and as I dey look d girl she resemble ogbanje and fit don cast a spell on me. What do I do?[/quote] |
diarra94: How can we tell if the lady is tonto dikehWho else do you know that has lips and that pout like she could suck a plonker through a plastic straw? Come on now, baby come o-o-on! ![]() |
cold: Guy lighten up,I got ma steezeMa niqqa, I see yo steeze mehn! Havent heard that in a bit. Young bludz talkin' bout being bawssmen and sh.i.t. Do yo thang dawg, do yo thang! |
[quote author=nadia_SA]Naddy Happy pic satuRday[/quote]Niqqa what! See horizontal spread, hmmmmnn! Whack! whack! Whack!(wanking!) |
adora4u1: It's good to always say the truth. But the problem is that most Nigerian men CAN'T handle the truth!I handle the truth well and I want to hear it no matter how bitter. BUT IF I FIND OUT ON MY OWN THAT YOU TOLD A LIE OR DIDNT TELL ME SOMETHING YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO, IT ENDS. I DO NOT GIVE SECOND CHANCES. If someone betrays my trust whether in business or relationships, I severe relations with that person. Just me. |
