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Science/Technology › Re: How To Survive A Lion Attack by Fawklicant: 9:16am On Nov 05, 2013
cacius: This is more visible.
Is this the lioness? This one is still a cub by any standard. My friend stop fooling yourself. A full grown lioness will be close to waist high considering your height. Now see what a grown lioness should look like below.

Science/Technology › Re: How To Survive A Lion Attack by Fawklicant: 10:26pm On Nov 04, 2013
cacius: I am going to post just this two here. Don't want to be all over the internet by posting to much.
Wetin this one dey feel like now? You are in a cage with cubs and you dey claim? Didnt you see the grown a.s.s. lions' cage to enter and let us know how far? What you did is comparable to playing with a rotweiller puppy. Try it with an adult rot and see.
Romance › Re: Silly Things You Did To Please Your Woman. by Fawklicant: 2:18am On Nov 04, 2013
segello58: I decided not to have sex with until marriage when i discovered she was a virgin only for her to come back from camp and confess to me that someone else had dis virgin her and that shes pregnant for him...




now where just ordinary friends with so much closeness.
Ouch!!!
Screw the friendship thingy and phuck her very well. You slacked the first time, DO NOT slack again! She is even bound to be hornier now that she is preggo.
Romance › Re: My Girl Friend Of 3yrs Left Me Because Of #30000 by Fawklicant: 1:09am On Nov 04, 2013
[quote author=obo_man]People always tell me Nigerian women love money and that I should be ready to spend b4 I hang out with 1...... I'm still yet to date a Nigerian girl.. grin grin grin grin grin but will eventually do... haha


These Nigerian women that think money is everything are partly to blame for rise in criminal activities in Nigeria.... If every woman is telling me to go bring N100,000 b4 i date them, if I can't afford it, it's likely that I might engage in criminal activities to get it...

When I engage in this criminal activity, it's likely that the victims of this criminal activity could be women... Vicious circle perpetuated by greed and materialism..

If I give her the money, na shitty clothes, weaves, shoes, etc she go use am buy ( things that will turn to rags in few years' time)........


As a country, we need to curb our urge for materialism....... If we do, we will progress.[/quote]Sure thing we are in a materialistic world. Who wouldnt wanna bang someone like nicki minaj(lawd O lawd!) or halle or cherokee?
Just get the money first...then phuck ANY and EVERY girl that comes your way especially the so called high class ones. When doing the phucking, try to reminesce on those days you were broke and use the anger to bang her mercilessly till she can't walk straight. Then give her bus fare or whatever. Tell her you'll call her...and only do when you want a repeat match. AND PLEASE make sure she blows you very well too.
Politics › Re: Obi Of Onitsha Curses Ngige & APC by Fawklicant: 3:17pm On Oct 09, 2013
Toktee: Nonesense,so they are still worshipping idols in the estern part of nigeria,anyway,for turning up in mass despite the festival,that means people careles about the old god,the curse will translate to nothing.
Mumu of Epic proportions! cheesy cheesy cheesy
Events › Re: Photos From The Opening Of Intercontinental Hotel In Lagos by Fawklicant: 2:14pm On Oct 09, 2013
5 star ko, 10 star ni! Mtcheeeew!
Romance › Re: Girl Orders Boyfriend To Kneel In The Street & Slaps Him For Cheating by Fawklicant: 10:04pm On Oct 08, 2013
jjgirljay: If and only if girls can do this in Nigeria lolllllll, you will just start noticing wo[/b]men with bandaged ears[b] broken limbs and scanty dentition. Na everyday slap punch some[b] wo[/b]men go dey chop.
You can start the 'slap a man' movement. Lead the way!
Romance › Re: Girl Orders Boyfriend To Kneel In The Street & Slaps Him For Cheating by Fawklicant: 9:32pm On Oct 08, 2013
[i]Movie title: Fist of Fury part 7

RZA's Ghost Samurai Theme music playing in the background

Scene 1

Girl: (In patience Jonathan's voice)Why you cheat on me? And I really trusted you, now see what you have brought upon yourself! My father grand-master Yoko ono will deal with you with his iron fist. (she folds her arms and makes a volte face). Prepare to meet your doom!

Boy: (In Bolo Yeung's voice(Is that guy still alive sef?), crying profusely grabs her by the waist while resting his head on her lower abdomen) Nooooooo! (sobs! sobs!) Master Yoko will kill me! I don't know kungfu. You are the master's daughter, teach me kungfu!

Girl: Ok. But your first lesson is the 'snake in a monkey slap' We shall practice 200 slaps per minute for endurance...




Not his fault though. When you live in scarcity of punny, wa recoginaizi. Finally getting laid will feel like winning a jackpot.[/i]
Nairaland General › Re: Things You Can Do With A Toothpaste That You Never Knew by Fawklicant: 10:30am On Sep 20, 2013
Use toothpaste to wipe off sludge from hot pressing iron. It works like magic.
Health › Re: Foods You Should Never Eat After A Workout by Fawklicant: 9:06am On Sep 07, 2013
ROSYL: Eat roasted fish and veg salad, or chicken and salad, egg,zero fat Greek yogurt and a handful of nuts.....Trust me, with these you won't be tempted to say ETT.
Ladies, do you hear that? Coming from your fellow lady. Waaaooow! Swallowing a nut can really be good for you. Giddy up guys! grin grin


Shaving things neccessary...
Romance › Re: The Lies Of The "No Sex Before Marriage" Deals. by Fawklicant: 8:42pm On Sep 02, 2013
Wow! MAny Nairalanders are really daft! No wonder JAMB no gree dem pass. So even after the op took time to re-categorize posters here and explain for the umpteenth time the aim of the thread and the message therein, some girls are only seeing it as a women-bashing thread and some wussies are lending them support in their ignorance. SMHFYA. Let me spell it out for yall;
THE TOPIC IS ABOUT THE DECEIT, NOT SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE. IT IS ABOUT DENYING THE GUY WHO HAS GOOD INTENTIONS FOR YOU AND GIVING IT TO THE ONE WHO JUST WANTS TO HAVE FUN AND SCRAM.
Girls use your head, not your emotions. READ!!! Haa!!!
Romance › Re: Men! Is This True? by Fawklicant: 11:39am On Sep 01, 2013
Dankylove: @fawklicant.......Take Note!
1) are u Me to know when this happened to me except u are a Wizard
2) are u jealous that i lose my virginity at a Mature age?
3) it wasnt my girl's blood because it was contained within the Con.Don i used after Ejaculation
4) yes! I ought to Generalize such phenomenon cos i'm not the only "Real Man on Earth"
5) my Custard is too Strong to Contact S.T.I because Protection sure Pass.more than 98% of Con.Don users dont know how to use it.
Hey ah! SMH! STOP BEING DELUSIONAL! REAL MEN DONT MENSTRUATE! grin grin grin
By the way what is mature about 19? See these Azonto generation boys sef!
Romance › Re: The Lies Of The "No Sex Before Marriage" Deals. by Fawklicant: 2:30am On Sep 01, 2013
50calibre: Leave that talk! Is fornication the only sin? There are more than 50 sins, do you avoid them all? If not, fornication doesn't change anything.

How can you tell a virile young man not to use his weapon, the co*k is like a loaded gun, if you keep it for so long unused, it'll gather dust and rust heat and internal combustion will occur.
Romance › Re: Men! Is This True? by Fawklicant: 2:00am On Sep 01, 2013
@ op
1. First off, it didnt happen a long time ago as you claim. For all I know it could have happened within the past few months...or days so STOP trying to sound mature and experienced in these things. Your enthusiasm gives you away. Leave it for the grown-ups.

2. You have a condition there, whether it happened once or not. Guys dont ejac semen with blood unless something is wrong somewhere. Go see a doctor ASAP.

3. You were probably too excited to have done the deed finally that you failed to notice that it was probably blood from your gf's early cycle that stained your cd or probably seeped into the cd as I'm guessing that your phallus may still be undersized or you used an oversize cd.

4. Stop generalizing and wishing for sympathizers who have had similar experiences for as much as I hate to be the harbinger of bad news bro, you are alone on this one.

5. Most guys lose their virginity to wan.king, so they see the semen pretty clearly.
Nairaland General › Re: If You Were To Have Only One Sense Organ Of The Five by Fawklicant: 1:32am On Sep 01, 2013
My pr.ick organ would do. What would I do without it? hunh? I navigate to the punny with it, speak with it when my mouth fails me, feel with it(oooh! I love that), hard at hearing though, but sometimes it listens, can smell a good punny from miles off. What more can I say?
Romance › Re: The Lies Of The "No Sex Before Marriage" Deals. by Fawklicant: 1:22am On Sep 01, 2013
cutiepie01: thank u dear,ur comment is d most reasonable one i've read so far.I'm encouraged 2 keep on with my virginity with all the comments i've seen.BTW,am 22 and still a virgin,with God's help,i intend 2 keep it till my wedding night.
Just know that you are keeping it for one badt guy like me grin grin grin and lord ah merrrcy, rude boy gwan blaze tha punny! Good girls always fall for bad guys cos the good guys are too boring and predictable. Also applicable the other way round. It is the law of nature, a lion doesnt have its fellow lion for lunch, it searches out a gazelle or deer and snacks on it.
Romance › Re: The Lies Of The "No Sex Before Marriage" Deals. by Fawklicant: 1:09am On Sep 01, 2013
I once had this girl who was forming born-eh, but I could just see it in her eyes that she was just a fellow fawkclicant, hor.ny as hell. Her "nipplon" would just stand like carrot just by talking to her. Funny thing, she never told me she had a fiance until we had done it. Well, I just continued browsing for free since the tin don happen already and to think that the fiance was dying of konji as she told him no sex before marriage and he gullibly fell for that. Anyways, they are happily?? married now and I hope he is enjoying what's left cos truth be told...not much in that department.
Music/Radio › Re: Rapper Chris Kelly Of Kriss-Kross Is Dead! by Fawklicant: 1:07pm On May 02, 2013
aku626: sad i wasn't allowed to dress like you guys or do your hairstyle (thanks mum) your music esp. 'd jump' was revolutionary. RIP
Hey ah! I rocked dem backwards denim with multicolor hoods back in the days! Yeah! With some LA gear sneakers. Reminiscing!
Celebrities › Re: Shellie Bo-Talley Is 55 But Looks 29 (Pictures) by Fawklicant: 12:58pm On May 02, 2013
55, 38, 39, all Jhoin! I luv me sum big punny like dat. Hanging wheel barrow style! Mamma mia!
Education › Re: Ceiling Fan Falls On UNN Students During Lecture by Fawklicant: 12:18pm On May 02, 2013
[quote author=i_amcourage]shallow minded people!!! U dont have to use abusive words to drive home ur points...we all agree that accidents can happen anywere buh it is more likely to happen to govt or fed uni coz of the way this institutionz ar runed...anyway such tinz can happen anywere..[/quote]Runed----Meaning - past tense of run.
past participle - runded
Usage - I runed 10 miles today, have you runded yours?
cheesy cheesy grin grin
Romance › Re: I Cheated On My Husband And I Plan To Continue by Fawklicant: 11:27pm On May 01, 2013
Creamz: I have been the angry, unsatisfied and bitter wife for the last nine years. I’m married to a man who has absolutely no respect for the marriage institution. He has had more girlfriends than I have changed my hair since we got married.
He started cheating on me months after our wedding in 2004 when I was pregnant. And it hasn't stopped ever since. Every other day a different girl, a different situation, a lot of drama. Initially he would lie or try to cover up when I ask him questions or catch him but now he tells me to go to hell and leave the marriage if I was no longer satisfied.
Well, I have four kids and I don't plan to be a single mother in this kind of environment so I'm staying put in my marriage but I'm done being the victim. Yes, I have started cheating on my husband. I am proud to say I have a boyfriend who I have regular, satisfying sex with. And I have absolutely no plans of being the faithful wife ever again. Once this affair ends, I'm starting a new one. There's no going back now. As long as he's cheating on me, I will be cheating on me. I smile a lot these days and it's not just Jesus putting the smile on my face. This is the happiest I have been in at least 8 years. And I also discovered that quite a number of my female friends have been cheating on their husbands for years now. Why didn't anyone give me the memo sooner? Just thought to share my happy story. Xoxo Happy Lagos wife.

SOURCE: http://www.mynaijagist.com/i-cheated-on-my-husband-and-i-plan-to-continue/
Honey, I will even make you happier, my pr.i.ck is the sweetest you can find. And bring your friends along as I have enough spunk and stamina to go round.
Education › Re: Ceiling Fan Falls On UNN Students During Lecture by Fawklicant: 2:10pm On May 01, 2013
ItsModella: This should not even be labelled ignorance. This is absolute fuckery, so much fuckery on one statement that it can wake up a dead man.
Bumbo claat fuckery! Blud clot mumu-ism!
Celebrities › Re: World's Top Single Female Billionaires by Fawklicant: 12:23pm On May 01, 2013
esperiense: 3 conditions
1) Work hard
2) Hard work
3) Work hard
More like
1. Hard fvck
2. Fvk hard
3. Hard fvck.
Celebrities › Re: World's Top Single Female Billionaires by Fawklicant: 12:20pm On May 01, 2013
esperiense: 3 conditions
1) Work hard
2) Hard work
3) Work hard
More like
1. Hard fvck
2. Fvk hard
3. Hard fvck.
Health › Re: Scientists On Brink Of HIV Cure by Fawklicant:
IzyLuv: Haba nah... Y re dis pple thinking Like thishuh

HIV Viral genome gets intercalated with the host DNA, it stays dia nd replicates with d normal DNA... Tis practically impossible to extract the virus... I mean its being replicated into d individual's gene for Christ sake!!! As long as d individual is alive, nd dna replication is on... Hiv virus replication is on as well

I just wonder wah d scientists hve in mind..

D only cure to HIV, is to KiLL the Individual cus dats d only way d viral genome will stop replicating.
Despite all the attempt to appear smart, you still dont PULL IT OFF. As a scientist, you should know that impossibility is not in the realm of science, just a matter of time. Besides do you think that the same people that created HIV would not have a cure for it just like they experimented with bird flu, SARS, swine flu et al? I GUESS THEY HAVE A NEW HIV CALLED CANCER.
Politics › Re: Home Of Former IGP, Hafiz-Ringim Bombed by Fawklicant: 1:31pm On Apr 29, 2013
RICHIE BOI: The home of the former Inspector General of Police, Hafiz Ringim was bombed by unknown gunmen believed to be men of the Jihadist group, the Boko Haram. The bombed home is located in Jgawa State, northern Nigeria.

Loud explosions were heard at about 9:30pm on Sunday night – followed by sporadic sporadic gunshots. The former IGP, Hafiz Ringim was reported to not be home at the time of the bombing. be in the uk for over a year!

http://247ureports.com/breakingnews-home-of-former-igp-hafiz-ringim-bombed/
Na today? All na wash, Asylum tins!
Romance › Re: How To Treat A Lady! by Fawklicant: 1:08pm On Apr 29, 2013
I think the title is wrong. It should read 'How to effectively give a girl your MUMU REMOTE' Oya, girls! Start pressing! cry cry
Celebrities › Re: A Nairalander Hanging Out With Tonto Dikeh by Fawklicant: 3:18pm On Apr 28, 2013
[quote author=c++_crazy]i entered the toilet this morning to sh*it and lo an behold, my anu*s come dey pain me like pepper dey der, wen i wipe d thing na blood full everywhere as if i dey see my period. Now i dey fear cos i bn call my ex names 4 annoying me and as I dey look d girl she resemble ogbanje and fit don cast a spell on me. What do I do?[/quote]shocked shocked shocked
Celebrities › Re: A Nairalander Hanging Out With Tonto Dikeh by Fawklicant: 3:13pm On Apr 28, 2013
diarra94: How can we tell if the lady is tonto dikeh
Who else do you know that has lips and that pout like she could suck a plonker through a plastic straw? Come on now, baby come o-o-on! cheesy
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland Post Your Best Pic Of You Day by Fawklicant: 2:54pm On Apr 28, 2013
cold: Guy lighten up,I got ma steeze
Ma niqqa, I see yo steeze mehn! Havent heard that in a bit. Young bludz talkin' bout being bawssmen and sh.i.t. Do yo thang dawg, do yo thang!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland Post Your Best Pic Of You Day by Fawklicant: 2:38pm On Apr 28, 2013
[quote author=nadia_SA]Naddy smiley
Happy pic satuRday[/quote]Niqqa what! See horizontal spread, hmmmmnn! Whack! whack! Whack!(wanking!)
Romance › Re: 9 Things Never To Lie About In A Relationship by Fawklicant: 2:18pm On Apr 28, 2013
adora4u1: It's good to always say the truth. But the problem is that most Nigerian men CAN'T handle the truth!
I handle the truth well and I want to hear it no matter how bitter. BUT IF I FIND OUT ON MY OWN THAT YOU TOLD A LIE OR DIDNT TELL ME SOMETHING YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO, IT ENDS. I DO NOT GIVE SECOND CHANCES. If someone betrays my trust whether in business or relationships, I severe relations with that person. Just me.

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