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kagari:
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5 and 12 is wrong

Prove it.

And you forgot
OohMpa, phockphockman, ishiamu? Slightly mad, 5minsmadness, experimentist?

I like Isitere and his ALL IZ WELL sign off. Cute.

Bibol:
1. Germany
2. Oman
3. China
4.Cuba
5 . Botswana
6. Ukraine
7. Spain (I'm still yet to see the pain in that smiley)
8. Wales (about the easiest)
9. Peru
10. Italy
11. Argentina
12. Dubai (but is Dubai supposed to be on this list ?)
13. Bali
14. Pakistan
15. India
16. Iran
17. Panama
18. Singapore

The pain in the smiley is depicted by the hands massaging the head, just we feel when we have a nasty headache.
Dubai is not a country, it is in UAE so I think Dubai is not the answer just like Bali

ephemm:
N0: 1. Germany

1. Germany....germ...any
2. Oman....o man
3 China......CHINAware...a
4. Cuba...cube...a
5. Botswana
6. Ukraine...U. umbrella, rain, e
7. Spain...pain in the head like headache
8. Wales
9. Peru....pair of feet
10. Ireland.....home of beer
11. A..R...gent....tea....nah(as in no)
12. Portugal...poor...two...gal
13. Haiti...height...I (basketball is a game of heights) for those saying Bali, Bali is not a country, it is in Indonesia.
14. Pakistan......pa...kiss...Stan(Satan)
15. India....in...d...yeah
16. Iran...I....ran
17. Panama...pa...nah...ma
18. Singapore...singer..pour

Billyonaire:
Tomorrow morning, go straight to your boss office and tell him you cant tell anyone such thing after all you are a man and you have done such before. That its not your business at all. Your boss is equally afraid and says that out of impulse, he cant do jack at all to you. In life face your fears squarely but with melting diplomacy.

Nice take on the issue, but if he continues his threat in any form whatsoever, I will just set him up and handle his situation.

johncreek:
I appreciate all your responses to my current challenge...
Right now I can't even work perfectly because my supervisor's wife sent me a message this early morning; I don't know how she got my number...
The content of the message happened to be a lobby type ; I don't know if they want to set me up.
She asked me to go and ask for forgiveness from my boss for spying on them.
And she pleaded that her husband should not know; she claimed she did it for her husband's promotion.
Am just worried because this boss of mine seems powerful and well connected...
I can't even concentrate on the assignment on my table...
So confused truly.....
I see this forum as a home ; that's why I could bring it up here for sincere help..

For even daring to threaten me, I will first tell that supervisor and report the threat to life to police. I will go to the media since he thinks he is well connected and announce the threat there and police complacency in protecting me. I will go all out on him, you know why? When he thinks the tension has died down from your silence, he will still sack you. Trust me, that man has already prepared your sack letter since the night you caught him. You lose in that scenario, so I'd take him down with me. I'd be outta a job, but hey, it will be on my own terms. Ordinarily, I would mind my business, but for threatening me, that is my life on the line men!

But that Sean tizzle boy no get respect at all. So he couldn't even adjust his sitting position as a mark of respect to GEJ? If name him papa him follow dey talk, he go cross leg like that? Imagine talking to your school VC, legs crossed doing yo men! Yo men! You no go graduate be that. Simple sense, Sean tizzle no get.

richidinho:
Let me help u bro.....the big one is here

GMB........minister of petroleum 1976-79
GMB........Head of state 1983-1985
GMB........PTF. .....1994 .....1998
GMB.......2003 candidate ANPP with pastor Okadigbo
GMB........2007 candidate with pastor umezeoke
GMB.......2011 candidate with pastor Bakare
GMB.......2015 candidate with pastor osibanjo
[s][/s]GMB.......2019 candidate with Bible

GMB.........2019 candidate with Sat. Guru Maharaji.

brownlord:
The way the op tactically exonerated APC presidential candidate though.

Between, Farouk Lawal is contesting a public office?. PDP/NORTHERNERS please don't let this be true

Don't mind the guy. He conveniently left out Sen. Mamora, Gbajabiamila, and all the apcheats. Fact is 90-98% of legislators in the national assembly are recycled. More than 70% of politicians in Nigeria are recycled.

Pls note: figures inferred are strictly my opinion.

Who is the MOD here that is just banning for no reason and removing comments? U no dey try at all.

I will ask my GF..."Your fellow woman slap you and you dey look like akamu?" Are you not a woman again? If na where I dey, your mouth go dey run like tap.

After all if a muscled up man slaps me, she will ask me the same question.

CityNG:
It's idiocy to put a warning sign and s good lawyer will put a premeditated civil lawsuit.

Personally I prefer the sound that shells make when being racked in a shotgun.

Mofos scatter like roaches cause they no what's up next

Putting up a sign is infantile.

Lighten up brah. The sign is mainly for scare value, he is a showman. This is part of the act.

What is colorful about what you posted my brother?

bukatyne:
The line most Nigerian girls in response to the post mean means What?

And If most Nigerian girls have daddy issues, then who are the daddies If not Nigerian men

Or is it not Nigerian men that makes a lady a Nigerian daughter

Bros, next time you want to bash Nigerian women, make sure that all the bases of men are covered

Expect my invoice

Milady, if you read my comment again, you'd understand that I wasn't in any way bashing anybody. Just read it again without bias.

fpeter:
Age shouldn't be a constraint my friend.

I don't know how to combine earning money for a living and going back to school full time. I am at this point where I should have settled down long ago, so how do I do that and raise a family and at the same time, have full devotion to my studies?

SisterCaro:
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Do you expect a pet on the back when you misbehave? Rather do u give your partner a pet on the back when she misbehaves?



So the right thing to do when someone is talking to is show how disinterested in the conversation you are and continue playing a game.

If it were your sister you were talking to ans she continued to watch her favourite reality show while you were talking to her, you would remain calm?



He was being disrespectful and she just treated him accordingly.

so its the girls fault that he was being rude while she was trying to converse with him?

A man rarely wins an argument with a woman. What is the point? She will still want to have the last say. In the heat of argument, a lot of nasty things could be said that would cause irreparable damage to the relationship. It is best to keep silent and let the tension defuse, then reason things logically afterwards.
I would be rude if I walk out on her while she is talking...unless she's been yapping on for minutes on end without cease, then I would make my exit.

My dear, there is a difference between resolving issues and lashing out. Use the latter minimally for a healthy relationship. From your comments, I believe you are a tit for tat kinda person. An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind dear.

Billyonaire:
Anyone with a percentile of knowledge of boundaries and body language will totally understand what Charly Boy portrays in that write-up. We must learn to define our boundaries and take no nonsense. It's called demand for Respect and Privacy.

I am actually feeling tha niqqa on this one. So true. Those set of boundaries are what define our values and principles.

As for the signpost, 'trespassers will be violated', I so love that catchphrase. He couldn't have put it any better. Reminds me of a signpost a home owner posted back in the day that read " Never mind the dogs, beware of the owner". And gosh, the premises looked very spooky, always dark with trees littering the entire space.

Oh! I see the dreamers have yet converged again. This time the dream is in 3D.


































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Goodluck Ebele Azikiwe Jonathan 2010 - 2019.

Deep voice, provided all other variables (hips, as.s, tata and looks plus brains) remain constant. I cant date a dimwit.

zeezahbee:
If you still need your life, don't step in this places. they will drain you and make one die slowly. All they (doctors) is runs about the hospital and trying to become the head of all departments in the hospital. they strike at every available opportunity.

All the people they are killing. there is GOD. he is seriously watching. Am just pained. if DJDOLA was in USA, he could have been alive today. HE COULD! HE MIGHT! HE WILL have made it alive.

The best thing one can do is make money and be rich. When you have head ache or diarrhea travel abroad for treatment. Shikenah! There are competent doctors around here, but the likelihood of meeting one is not so high. I wouldn't trust these younger doctors for squat. All they do is prescribe useless tests and MRI's just to get commission from Me-cure and co when common xray and lab tests would have shown the problem. These guys get a huge kickback from all those Indian owned test giants.

fpeter:
i urge anyone who has money to travel abroad even for the simplest medical cases, our hospitals are death traps, i repeat death traps
a colleague had an accident recently and was rushed to general hospital Wuse zone2, a quack stitched her deep cuts without any form
of anesthesia or sedative, they stitched her with her eyes open, imagine the pain and trauma but that wasn't end of the story. She was
transferred to a private hospital due to unbearable pains and the fact that she couldn't straighten the hand only for the private hospital
to reveal that the previous doctor had stitched this girl's vein to the wounds, meanwhile it took several trials to get her stitched in the
first place, until a nurse took over from the doctor and now she would have to get surgery to correct their mistake.

Really sad. I have had an encounter with a doctor who was supposed to be head of a dept.only for him to be struggling to give my dad drip. Dude was sweating profusely trying to fit a needle in my dad's arm for intravenous drip. I had to scold him seriously as in para well well, because my dad was in pains after the dude had pierced his arm like 10 times. Meanwhile there were veins all over his hands but dude couldn't just fit a needle. A nurse eventually did it. The way these dudes talk to patients as if the patients deliberately fell sick, no empathy whatsoever. If not for my age, I would have gone back to school to study medicine to show these peeps how it should be done.

So so sad right now. May his soul rest in peace, Amen! He was a real fighter, a spirited one at that. I'm still in shock! Lord, may your will be done always.

babs01:
Buhari no get money but him wife get so what?

He took bank loan of 27 mil and the wife dashed out 135 mil. Clap for ya self. Some people can't reason straight at all. He is poor, yet his daughter is schooling in surrey? Sing me another song please.

This is actually a no-brainer. President Good luck Ebele Azikiwe Jonathan is the best so far by miles without sentiments.

flexingPAPA:
IMO state abi.. don't be surprise. its a normal thing to them....they straff at will. I am currently running from my neighbour she is married with two kids yet she wants me to access her gate to hell... all d chichi, chika and Chiyere's pls change your ways.

IMO girls? Don't go near them with a ten inch pole. SL.uts all through. Only a hand full are real companions. Infidelity is their middle name. I do not like stereotyping people, but when it comes to IMO ladies, ignore this at your own peril. I have had plenty experience with a lot of them. Others cheat too, but their own too much.

Our girls are cheaper than the men. Girls would just buy you boxers and stockings. If I hear that she bought you an average perfume of N10k? You will pay for it for the rest of the year.

Some dey try sha.

Single, looking for who to fawk. Apply within.

ritababe:
u are a disgrace to ur parents get lost

Ehm...spongebob, I have noticed you. Now move bi.tch!!! Vermin. See her looking like scarecrow. You are wasting your talent, mama lolo.

englishmart:
beautiful girl with a fallen London bridge....

I don't know if ice prince didn't see some girls with gallant soldiers?

But they are not fallen now, just long and bulbous like pendulum.

In other news, I am highly konjified right now, I don't mind a rude gal now, just for the next 6 hours. Be very rude to my plonker, daz all!

ritababe:
if we are ill mannered then blame it to you guys

Which crevice did this rodent crawl out from?

@op
Pinshure of your abunna or idonbilivit. Shikenan!