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Thank God. . . but the woman will have a story to tell to that kid maannyy years from now. . . . .

Hmmm, painfully taking notes. . .

Well,Good for him.

Love is Blind. . . .But Marriage is a Real Eye Opener!

That man should be given a Lifetime Human Productivity Award

those two bois re xpressing thier effective urge to strangulation, they re two outstanding kleptomaniacs xpressing thier mendacity towards unforgless mandate of unquantifiable pemutation, those bois are two wicked stupendous evil spirit 4rm hell fire extirpating the countries money bcus the governmental bheadd homo sapiens re nt spreading the money to dwntrodden, i like those boiz expressive attitude to forging,.thanku

I laugh in Strange Tongues. . .

Whichever is Cheaper

After ruling Ogun State for Eight years with practically nothing to show for it,now he wants to become try and control political happenings in the state after he has left Power,thus earning the title of 'Governor Emeritus',like Bola Tinubu. . . .hmmm. . . .not while OBJ is alive. . . . .

. . . . . . you are confused,really

Ermm. . . o.k?

It Happened-Just like that.


had lost my mum barely a year before then,and I had been at home,after NYSC,for two years.

But suddenly,i went for an interview and i got the job! wow!. . . . . . . . . .BUT. . . .

the job was in another state, far away from home. . . .and so what?

I Relocated immediately!. . . After a liitle time,Rented a 2bd flat bought a car. . . .e.t.c

the rest,as they say,is history. . . . . . .But the best is yet to come. . . .

Spiritually deaf, dumb and mute.I guess. Silly coon, why don't you put that bible down and pick up a useful book?

Thank you for the correction sir


blind,

It is either you are completely IGNORANT, or you are a spiritually ^deaf and dumb mute

Better

Ironic username.

Did you mean the alien from mars?

Lol, that's the whole song? C'mon, you can do better than that!!! Add a bible verse or two and a good melody and we are in business.

The day you people let go of your superstitions is the day the country will start developing as it should. But keep quoting your storybooks and going on witch hunts, god will soon come to your rescue. Giant of Africa indeed.

Shoot, I got a song for you too.

Where is the best place
To hide something from the black man?
Inside a book. Why?
Cause, they will never look.

R-pe their lands
Sell them dreams
Pie in the sky
Feed them lies

Some wait on a dead Jew
Others on a perverted Arab
Should be as advanced as other races
But keep dreaming about non existent places

Were once great
But somehow, found themselves at the bottom
Instead of picking themselves up
They hold fast to ignorance.

You can add a melody if you like. My f-cking people!!!!

It is either you are completely IGNORANT, or you are a spiritually deaf and dumb mute









Wake Up,Brother.

1 Peter 5 vs 8.Read also the frist three chapters of the Book of job.

The only way Nigeria can ever progress is the disappearance of you religious superstitious freaks. There will probably be 1 million people left in the whole country, but at least science, logic and reason will FINALLY prevail.

Pipe dreams. Lol


@Martian; i wrote a song for you. . . . . . .How dumb thou art,how dumb thou art. . . .

''For to be CARNALLY MINDED is DEATH. . . . . . '' Rom 8 vs 6

The Bible has already spoken,''For we westle not against flesh and blood,but against, spiritual wickedness in the heavenlies, ''-Eph 6vs 12.

What makes no sense to natural man is as clear as a sunny day to a man who has been spiritually enlightened.

(back from the kitchen),

Not funny. . . .not funny at all! . . . . . . Some one has a lot of explaining to do. . .{wanders off toward the kichten}. . .MUM!!!

i have met beautiful,campus girls via magazine dating,dating sites,etc who came to visit me from P/C,Benin,Enugu,Owerri,uyo and calabar.Over the weekend,christmas period,two to three days stay overs. . . . . .The B.A.N.G.I.N' was

Eyah!Sorry oh. . . . .

Ol' boy,The worst has happened. . . . . .she's DEFINATELY B.A.N.G.E.D someone else while she she was away on youth service.

". . . . . .cos in this world of pain and sorrow. . . . . .were a promise won't hold truuuuuueeeeee. . . . .here's a promise you can be sure of. . . .i'll be faithfull to youuu. . . . ."-Don Williams.

Hmmmmm. . . . . . . .i would say this. . . .I've met many ladies online.i checked their profile and all of them said they were single.i persuaded each of them,over the course of time,to meet with me face-to-face. . . .only to discover something. . . . . virtually all of them were in relationships,some serious,some open relationships. . . . . . .very beautiful,very sophisticated and elegant. . . . .but bored.Each had her own reason for wanting a 'secret',hidden fling . . . .some for the fun of it,others for adventure,some wanted to 'catch' their fun,even some were looking for that special 'somebody' e.t.c.i came across a wide variety of them. . . corpers,accountants,pharmacists and even two lawyers,e.t.c. . . . .and it all started with this thing referred to as 'flirting'. . . . . . .need i say that Each of them traveled down to where i was to spend a couple of days with me. . . .among other things that accompanied each visit,intimacy was on the menu. . . . . .what I'm getting at is this. . . .flirting will cause a crack on the wall of a secure and satisfactory relationship. . . .and the crack can become wider and wider until. . . .

My wife earns more than i do? . . . .so?no big deal.But once it gets to her head and she starts actin' up. . . . . . .then we have a problem.

retire for where i beg make somebody give me 173 or 174 jare

And the madness contiues,




, 175 n 176

i cried over so many girls. . . . my first 'girl-friend'(my mamma),died suddenly and unexpectedly,in 2005(she died in my arms at the hospital).where it not for the doctors and nurses who held me . . . . . . .the second,my first love,the very first girl i ever kissed,also died in 2003 after a tough battle with a brain damage she sustained in an accident;and,recently,over a lady who didn't deserve me and wanted to play me for a fool  . . . . . .

aight . . .i'm dating a nairalander whose user name begins with an e(real name and identity witheld)She's kool. . . .and really sexy. . . . .and sweet . . . .reserved. . . . and so level headed(never knew some NL ladies are the bomb!. . .well. . .at least she is. . .)baby,this is for you

Hmmmmm. . . . . . rushes to the nearest gym adn starts doing press-ups. . . . . .

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