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NikkyIvy:
If you grew up in the 90's you will understand what I mean by a blue film. If you didn't grow up with us back then and you are wondering; what is a blue film, my response is LOL

I think I was still in Junior Secondary School and was living with this aunt of mine. Her hubby had this device that could tap anybody's television signal. The man was a guru Engineer he could fix anything.

We were tapping and enjoying free cable network especially from our next compound neighbor. They knew and didn't mind of course. Not everyone could afford a decoder back then or large free to air satellite dish so it was a big deal for us and better than waiting till 4pm when NTA would resume.

Anyway, that very day, I came back from school to meet an empty house. I was overjoyed. Sharply, I rushed through my lunch and went straight to our black and white TV. I tuned it on, did the small magic I learned from watching my uncle and balanced to watch oyibo blowing grammar but nothing appeared. I waited thinking maybe there was a small delay. 2 minutes, nothing showed. 5 minutes I became angry.

I was about going away when something flashed on the TV screen and disappeared. I grabbed the small antenna on top of the TV and started twisting it. Sixty degrees, then ninety, forty-five degrees nothing. I tried suspending it mid-air like an aeroplane yet no free signal. I was about giving up when what I saw earlier appeared again. I was excited.

I was holding the antenna and staring at the strange video showing on our TV that day. My small brain could not understand what was happening inside our TV ooh. I continued staring till it registered; these people are nakiid ooh! What are they doing? I hurriedly switched it off. Nakiid white man and woman inside our TV? How did that happen? See fear eh!

The moment my aunt walked in, I rushed over, reported myself and gave details of everything I saw. She screamed and walked off to our neighbors house. After some minutes she came back and said; those useless boys rented a blue film.

My eyes popped open. Blue what? It's a lie aunty it was black and white oh not blue film!" �

After that day, the device disappeared and we were back to watching NTA.

If you know what is a blue film, share your own first experience ooh!

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fidelmarshal199:

The priorities of some set of youths are just absurd. How can you idolise a celebrity that doesn't even know you. I'm one of the few people that doesn't give a fuc.k bout celeb. If Beyonce, My favourite singer is passing in the front of my house, I won't even go out to look her. I like her song doesn't mean I give a Bleep bout her

crackhaus:
She can still trend when fully clothed, but she doesn't know what she doesn't know.

johnmattew:
this is what they don't know,when u try correcting them,they will acccuse u of body shamming ...fat ppl are dieing in silence

tescoman90:
That sarri guy too get choko 4 head oooo I remembered victor moses.
Sarri neglect the guy 4 life

dammyBoxes:
Good, our billionaires can do more. But I think it is better they focus on building more businesses and using their influence on government to build infrastructures

domino4211:
We know Liverpool very well.
All they need is one loss.
I assure you, they'd start losing till Man city topples them..

dyydxx:
Your number is no longer on your siggy I'm trying to unlock this new Airtel 4G Vida M2 LTE F72F

bukatyne:
She did not

She just had a lover and Mandela divorced her when he got out.

SoftP:
Fake media group everywhere,

Pete Edochie i know won't alter a word on this irrelevant issue

Emaprince:
Not everybody watches BB whatever. Its actually a dumb show.

I got to know her through adebayor.

Angelfrost:
Stop displaying your unnecessary penchant for meaningless news... Are BBA and Dillish current affairs or universal news info??!..

If I ask you to mention the names of the winners of Cowbell Maths competition and Titans winners in the last 3 years, you would probably have to run down your data searching Google up and down...

Angelfrost:
"Dillish Matthews rose to fame..."

What fame exactly??!... Op, go and check the meaning of the word. If not for Adebayor having a brief fling with her, most of us would never have heard of her.

The bleached out Dencia is even more infamous than she is.

DonBenny77:
Adebayor is actually very childish his celebration for city against arsenal showed that...
I mean, who does that?

Simplep:
EVERY damn person but his WIFE shouldn't be among,seriously.

Bacteriologist:
Speak for yourself. I was not born into original sin. keep your guilt-tripping, fear-induced, baseless and hapless faith to yourself.

hopefulLandlord:
Remember to sin my people. if you don't then jesus died for nothing

Mrshape:
Hahaha
Primary and Jss √4=2
SSS √4=+or-2

dominique:
Try and pray five times a day, with time you'll get used to it. My husband also complains about my non praying regularly so I'm trying to adjust. It's not easy but achievable.

Cutehector:
Abeg begin to kabash in his house o.. I duno if you muslims speak in tongues but please start so he will notice...shebi he wants prayers, he will get tired....

Wiseandtrue:
Is she not too pretty to be a boxer

Anyways, Catching them young!!! I hope it doesn't affect her schooling

I wish her all the best!!!

darol4real:
Those kicking against Tithe should go back to the bible very well. Tithe was God command and i see no reason why we should go against a maker...some of you kicking against tithe, when is time to give offering in your church, you will look for #5, #20, #40 #50....none of you can give offering of #1000 and upward...How can you expand the gospel of Jesus Christ without finance? When Christ came into this world, he didn't talk about Tithe because it was God commandment and how can a son go against the father? For you to understand bible, you will need the Holy Spirit to interpret to you. You can't read bible with your personal knowledge and you think you know bible.

logan2:
you mean jedijedi for diarrhea is your savior