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fatymore:
I read it I'm today's punch on metro section today. Pg.2.


Why leave a small boy like that, she should have at least take him with him to the adult section.

I blame the mother

Did you read at all

Under 1.5.....goaless first half

talk2oxii:
Dear Nairalanders,

Please help me find simple but deep(meaningful) matching names for my boy and girl twin.

Alexander and Alexandra/Alexandria

Still searching ....for the scratches

This is a mark not scratch

If you want to see scratch....go and hit yellow "faragon"

ola33t:











Check your Fuel pump or filter.

The last part that you didn't add: Service the nozzle

iLegendd:
Back then, I was too skinny — everybody abused me. They made fun of me until I wanted to commit suicide just because I was skinny.

Pumping iron and exercising 24/7 turned me from that skinny boy to a strong macho man. Raise your hand if you want to hear the full story.

Today, those people that called me skinny all have not bellies and I can breaks their bones in a fight and mercilessly beat them up. How time flies. This story may make you cry if you hear the full details.

you need a wife...that tummy is too flat

The last part....she dey find sponsor for her audio foundation

Adam n Steve

voltron14:
The clock is ticking.

Release a hit song and you would need less of this.

she needs a hubby not hit song....at least she can blame her wack career on marriage

Genesiszero:
please nairlanders could this be the way I'm programmed?

I'm almost 22years and since my teenage years I've come to discover some fact about myself. I'm not too interested in feminine (women) things much.

I don't like pussy at all, I feel uncomfortable at the slightest site of it, it's doesn't move me, anytime I even manage to be close to a woman, I can try to massage and romance her but the moment she becomes hot and thereby tries to pull her skirt I feel completely down. all the sexual arousals will just go down. (may be I have pussyphobia) .

I hate pant lines, the moment a woman put's on a clothes either a skirt or a gown and I see the pant lines, it turns me off like damn! I don't know why but I guess that's me.

I hate female or feminine odours I mean like the creams and perfumes and the worst is their hair creams, there was a day one of my female friend came to me to show me her new hair, I can see the excitement in her face but the moment she came close to me I was pissed off and I tried going away I can see the pains in her eyes and the disappointment but I couldn't help it, the odours was freaking me out. I have to apologize to her. I pity her.

I hate seeing women in night dresses, it doesn't look sexy to me at all unlike some men out there. seeing you naked or wearing body revealing dresses even lingerie is a turn off for me.

sometime I prefer eating a food prepared by a man than that of a woman, except for my mom..... not even much of that of my sister.
it seems like a magic to me when men say they get aroused by seeing pussy, for it like a piece of shit

please help me, I don't know what is wrong with me.....only when in clothings moves me!

sometimes I feel sorry for my future wife!

GAY alert

Why Dubai .....don't follow tiwa's route

Not a wife material ...she's materialistic

Seuntek:
Good day fellow nairalanders. I observed that the picture quality of my GoTv is not as clear as a friend using dstv, even with the same channel. I want to know if it is my TV or does DSTV has better picture quality than Gotv? Thanks

Different technologies, Different decoder capabilities ...Digital signal via sat dish and antenna are not the same

Bye bye to Olympic

Dream team VIII...make it happen

Olosho

aod1:
Hello nairalanders,
I and a friend were considering investment options, and the two ideas as stated above came up, which do you think is the best to go with?
What are the pros and cons of the two ideas?




Mods, please help move to front page so that we can get more insight

Buy car for uber, land buying is not that straight forward. If you are buying a land, make sure you have money for foundation or fencing the land to avoid story that touch

SocialJustice:
Tacha is a lot easier to look at than Ceec. She'll erode Ceec's brand a lot.

Ceec isn't complete without eye lashes

GEEBITE:
This is actually at USA 94,our match against Greece.Finidi's celebration that day is still fresh in my memory.

Emphasis on the jersey

Neddstark:
This is getting irritating. Dont we Nigerians read? We know we cannot compete on the average movie categories, so we opt for the international category. Unfortunately, the international category has strong rules of the language of communication not being majorly in English. When the movies eventually get rejected, we now claim racism. Why are African themed movies like The Boy Who Harnessed the Wind not going for international feature film category?

The movie is for Nigerians not Oscar. If you really want your movie to cut across Nigeria, you need to infuse English and broken English. That rule will only make sense in a Country that's not multilingual

Bambambiglo:
What is this Ali babas source of income again?

he's into real estate, an mc, an author etc....Don't even go there

Tunisia 94 Jersey .....true jersey for Generals

To cuppy this tune...press Wow

Initial gra gra....Enter 2020 first now......Dem fit snatch the girl from you before Oct.

Reno's brain is displaced

In Tekno's voice: " Gone are the days wey tonto dike go dey frown her face"

Who's your Daddy...Otedola

Baba temi....Babalola

Preetti:
Not everyone is lucky

you can create your luck

Hierarchiey:
My Girlfriend's Vagina Has Been Sending A Sensation Of Electric Shock Through My Hand. What Is This?

Lately while fingering my girlfriend vaginally, I have been experiencing a sensation much like an electric shock. It is not pleasureable for me, but she doesn't seem to notice. My finger actually become numb from the sensation. After a few instances of this, I realized that when I insert two fingers in addition to her vagina, the 'shock' is still the same. What could this sensation be? Am I hitting some sort of nerve ending?

Is it up to 220v