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CashMarley:
Do you think he could read all 9 subject and remember everything perfectly well?

AngelHoly:
if God held you captive for all the sins you have committed in this life...do you think you would still be alive

Sometimes you need humanity to make a world a better place after all na theory we dey do for naija schools

Afamsi:
Your papa wey rugged pass you no use God play. Na you wey be nothing wan use God play abi.. Werey

Dazall:
The signing of Cristiano Ronaldo might just have made united weaker.

Up until this season, United knew how to win against the big teams as Solskjaer deployed a counterattacking system in which his team sat behind the ball, compressing the space in the simplest way possible.

A run of tricky games – they play the other five of the ‘Big Six’ before November is out – gives a chance for Solskjaer to recover, then, and yet the collapse against Leicester suggests Ronaldo has made United worse at the one thing they did well.

Of all the forwards to have played three Premier League games this season, Ronaldo ranks bottom of the table for pressures, with 17, significantly fewer than second-bottom Romelu Lukaku’s 43.

Predictably, Ronaldo’s disinterest in pressing has spread like an infection through the squad. It was remarkable to watch how easily Leicester passed from centre-back into central midfield, with one vertical ball past Ronaldo allowing Youri Tielemans or Boubakary Soumare to turn and run towards goal.

Carragher has been speaking about the attacker’s comeback to United. Even though he is “one of the greatest players of all time”, the pundit claims that Ronaldo may have a “negative” influence on the team:

Manchester United needed a midfield anchor like Ndidi or Saul more than they needed another attacker, Ronaldo might mask this deficiency, but there were still warning signs in the performance against Newcastle in his second debut for United.

Now it's all too glaring to see against a team of Liverpool's caliber where the disorganized system of United was exposed by the Liverpool team.

Solskjaer might have his tactical flaws but this is a team that finished second last season being thrashed by Liverpool.

Ronaldo's unwillingness to track back and defend is really affecting the team and has taken the shine off Cavani who had a great season the previous season.

What do you think? Has Ronaldo weakened United? Drop your views below

Mosebest:
When it comes to comparing iPhone vs Samsung phones, most people already have their favorite set in stone. On one hand, you've got your iPhone fans who have been loyal Apple users for years. https://mozblug.com/iphone-vs-samsung-which-one-is-better/

Datedoboy:
Like I said earlier I didn't say humans are cars I only used a car as a metaphor.
Really? tell me more. How can the body of a girl who sleeps around replenish itself.

Let's take an example. Imagine a woman whose breasts were firm in her teenage years and she allows her breasts to be fondled by many guys? Can d breast return to normal when she gets to 40? Or is it just my thinking that the breast can't stand again like b4?

You know these things that the body can't b d same again that is why some use push up bras? Why didn't they allow d body raise d breast up by itself?

Or if her womb is damaged due to an abortion she committed in her past can her womb replenish itself when she gets to 40?

Imagine a man marrying a woman whose womb was damaged due to promiscuity during her past or a woman marrying a man who has HIV from his past. This is why the past should NEVER be ignored.

A man or woman in his or her 40s can you compare same body energy as when he or she was 20? There is a law of diminishing returns and nobody can change it.

Lenny22:
I want a revenge !!!! Call me petty, idgaf.
My name is Jeremy, I'm respectful, friendly but I get pained easily. I came here to pour out my mind and to seek good opinion.

There is a pretty girl I know right from secondary school days, we were not friends in secondary but fast forward into three years post secondary school, we started chatting. We had smooth conversations, although I was always the first to get in touch with her and also the first to chat her up.

I never for once hit on her , flirted with her or disrespected her in any way. I noticed I was always the last person to text and the first person to start another chat. I once waited weeks inbetween but she never texted until I did. Sometimes she never replied my text (Not a bad text in any capacity).

Two months after I decided to check on her three days ago by chatting her up . Her replies were to short to the extent that she replied one of my statements with just a word.

Please Fam, I just wanna save my face and regain my respect. What can I do to make her feel how I feel at the moment. I just want to make her have a taste of her own medicine, the feeling of being ignored.

Bluntguy:
Wetin you want give am?

Kobojunkie:
When God created man, He never assigned them gender roles as many of you like to delude yourselves. No, He created them male and female - Some of them Eunuchs- and He commanded them all to go forth and multiply.

Now, in chapter 2 of Genesis, we read that God made, this specifically to the man Adam,the only human ever to be alone in God's Eden, a clone from Adam's own substance, as His Helper. Another who is mentioned as a Helper in the Bible is the Holy Spirit, God's very own Spirit, given by God as Helper to all those who belong to God's Kingdom through Jesus Christ. Now as Helper, He leads, instructs, teaches, Counsels, Comforts, and even provides for those in whom He lives inside of. In fact, only through Him are those who are Sons of God made one with tge Father.

Now it is only reasonable that any assumption made of the first Helper made for Adam, ought also to be applied to the other Helper, the Holy Spirit who comes to us from the Second Adam. We can from this conveniently conclude that any assumptions made of Eve, Adam's Helper being a being inferior to Adam are erroneous at best.

CashMarley:
A friend of mine was arguing with another guy on a matter which the other guy disclaimed as exam malpractice. The subject was all about a guy in his centre who out of 9 ssce subjects did 7 all by himself and the invigilator who was present for the remaining 2 allowed them to cheat. He said infact, the remaining 2 he cheated, he did more than 60% by himself cos they were too difficult and because the invigilator said they must pay, I think it was physics and F/M. And the course he wants to opt for requires only one sitting. The guy even vowed that never ever will he cheat in university to obtain degrees, he said he'll work hard to obtain all possible degrees. He even said the reason he decided to cheat a little in those two was because he read hard for the exams but those two were just too difficult and he couldn't let them ruin the good 7 ones he had done before. He wrote jamb by himself and passed excellently well without cheating. Please what's your say on this?

ebukajay184:
Billionaire daughter, DJ Cuppy who is a fan of Manchester United Football Club expressed her disappointment at the club's 5-0 loss to Liverpool FC in a match played today, IgbereTV reports.

She shared a photo of herself looking sad via her Instagram handle. She captioned the photo with a sad emoji;


https://www.instagram.com/p/CVa6T1qs5du/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Lalasticlala

WesternOligarch:
Cripple the Lagos and Nigerian economy by obeying the sit at home order, the Niger deltans have oil to threaten the govt by blowing up pipelines, igbos have the economy of Lagos and own 90% of shops in Nigeria and am pretty sure that them boycotting the economy by sitting at home would also help, also boycotting businesses of those that fail to obey the boycott would also help and IPOB can also create a crypto currency as an alternative to the naira for igbos to spend and transact business with amongst themselves....am telling you that the naira would crash and become worthless in days. Obviously it's not going to be easy, but in war there would be casualties.

It's my honest opinion and few may scorn me as some think am against biafra but actually am a big supporter of the biafran state and wish to see it actualizated. God bless biafla.

PS: am not calling for violence, the mods/janitors should quit deleting my threads.

Datedoboy:
Young girls and boys don't be decieved. This is to counteract a post on the front page of this forum.
Why does your past matter? You cannot value a car that have been used roughly by several drivers in the past and pay high for that car as you would pay for a brand new car.

These girls are trying to twist the law of diminishing returns which is impossible.

Also, can you overlook a serial rapist and entrust him with your daughter because you don't believe in someone's past?

Don't let people who sleep around anyhow make you feel it is cool. Instead of them to feel remorseful, they validate their actions.

Some even say marrying a virgin with bad character is worst than marrying a loose girl with good character just to ridicule virgins. Now tell me where is the good character in sleeping around.

As a young virgin either boy or girl, keep yourselves chaste cos u can easily be like them but people who sleep around can never reverse their virginity in these world again so they want to pressure you to loose yours that's why they come up with every statement to justify their loose morals.

Let them continue. God will judge every word said and actions at his right time if it is good or bad. Stay blessed guys

siofra:
See as person fine like three people

All these nairaland men that look like apes please stay away from this thread.

Please if you're not as handsome or wealthy or as famous as this man don't ever mention or quote me again.

Pumpumking can you everrrr??

And the guy is so intelligent!!! So kindddd!!! Extremely generoussss!!!
Please how can a Nigerian man be this perfect And the way he writes goddd!!!!

Please I ask again, how can a Nigerian man be this perfect?

The one that is bursting my brain is that he's a writer
Handsome Nigerian men don't write.

ahnie:
So whats the moral of this jist




Modified....to the imbeciles that are quoting me,98percent of you are not the legitimate sons of your fathers.

Benwallt:
Make una respect Chelsea abeg. This scoreline is ungodly

siofra:
This would have been better in the family section or you create a WhatsApp group. These nairaland men are very cruel!

YvetteB:
This thread is for us 30+, never-married-no-kids single women. Share your stories, struggles, advice, tips. Let's encourage and support one another.

Mrsoft3:
The s
Psalmist said 'i was glad when they said unto let's go to the house of God.

Going to the house of God without an expectation is simply time wasting. A sick patient only goes to the hospital knowing fully well he/she will get the best treatment and he/she well get well.
A church is like a hospital where you go seeking for solution, but in this case God is the supreme Doctor. He ensures you don't go back the same way you come into his presence.
It is written the expectations of the righteous shall not be cut short. You must prepare your mind and be focused. Your eyes must be fixed, pray for grace not to be distracted in our today world.

Going to the gathering of saints is a good thing because the bible made us understand that when two or three are gather he is there in their midst. Having this knowledge will prepare your heart whenever you decide to go to church.

Many people are today in serious trouble and the devil has lied to you not to go anywhere,the devil lie to you there is no solution. It's a big lie and start saying that your self.
You have be given a sound mind and not that of fear. Let the lord do a quick work in your life today.

Kindly drop your church outfit in this thread, let us shame the devil and praise God �
Hallelujah!.

TarOrfeeek:
The biggest congratulations to the Lecturers who successfully held him back for 13 years.

At least now they themselves can find something better to do with life.

Nigeria is a poorly told joke.

Omooba77:
I discovered I hardly go over messages after writing them. during services.
When last have you gone over Sunday messages you wrote down?

WiszyFraud:
Did you know??


‘Flammable’ and ‘Inflammable’ mean the same thing.

EjaikreTheViper:
Forget. All those things na normal jejeti. That same girl could be banging different guys. Religion is a scam. It's the opium of the people. It's a tool created by man to subject his fellow man to a life of puppetry