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Amputee not Amputated.

NL mods and their epileptic grammar

captainamiedi1:
Taaaaahhh who made them billionaire? Millionaire I agree but not billionaire biko

Even if it's kobonaire, youtube is the way now

Fear women

CalliDora1:
It does but nothing compared to it's appreciating value.

Building cost is relative depending on your taste anyway

CalliDora1:
Except you it sell it off before it stars giving it headache which is how the white use their cars and get the best out of it. Oga mechanic. Who knows all about cars to the letter

Not just cars, even your clothes, shoes etc

captainamiedi1:
Then mark angel comedy would have been a billionaire na

And you think they re not. Didn't you see Emmanuela's house

CalliDora1:
It's still short-lived. You'll still end up with the brouhaha unlike a house that will keep appreciating and giving you millions as time goes on.

And house doesn't call for renovation, land use charges etc

CalliDora1:
It's still short-lived. You'll still end up with the brouhaha.

You know little or nothing about cars

After using a car for 5yrs, it's expected that you sell it and buy recent one

captainamiedi1:
2020 there have not been any shows. So??

Lol....check his skits on youtube

Live show is old skul now, they rely on youtube views

Zzor:
What does he do for a living?

A comedian

CalliDora1:
Hm. I find it difficult to marvel when someone buys a car because to me it's a liability and when the car starts it's problems, you won't find it funny cos of the money you'll spend. And it always almost takes the place of a babe in her man's life. As all attention and care is divided and shared with the car. So...im not always thrilled.

Just thinking aloud.

lol, This is a brand new car not tokunbo. A brand new car will give you at least 5yrs uninterrupted mechanic free service

They literally delayed the baby's destiny

Now that you know better.....trust me, he ll reapply

And you called yourself PH first son

Cute sha

Lady na master....

Overhyped track with meaningless video to support it

Nobody can stop reggae.. ..

We move again!

Sleeping joe on the beat again

Deardoveylove:
The truth is, I desire to marry him because we already have a child together. I love the relationship between him and our son. I want to have a peaceful family. But everything went bad when he traveled out and decided to stay mute without supporting me. I would have gotten married to someone else all along, but my dad wouldn't let me. He's of an opinion I must marry the father of my son.
He's back, not doing well financially. He has explained all that happened, appologied and everybody still wants him for me. He's been so committed and caring since he came back. we're preparing to get married by January, but the issue is this,

I'm confused.

We are always having disagreement and each time we had, I can't seems to forget all the bad ways he treated me in the past.
I always emphasize it to his face. Severally times, he would go down on his knees and appologies over and over again.
Yet, I can't feel that love in me.
Secondly, he don't want me associating with my friends.
These are people who were there for me all through the time he left, especially my male friends. Who always buy gifts for my child. The last time. My ex bought a wristwatch for my son from US, he personally hide it and wouldn't let him use it.
He calls me more than 20 times a day. That alone drives me crazy.
He's always calling to know where I am, who is with me and who calls me.

He always wants to be around me. No breathing space at all as if I'm going to run away.
I can't even have my life outside him anymore.
The last time we had an argument, I told him I can't marry him, I saw his reaction.
He behaves as if there's a diamond in me he needs to own.
I feel scared sometimes. I don't know if this is love or something else.
He has been away all this years, while all these just of a sudden.

I'm confused, once I marry him, we're married forever and I don't want to make mistake.

How, what should I do to make him stop acting all he's doing? He act as if he's in competition with all the men in my life.

Experienced people in the house please, advice.

The handwriting is crystal clear on the wall, he's not a husband material, he won't be a good father to your son as well.

He's just a SPERM DONOR.....If you marry him, it ll surely end in premium tears and sorrows

Shamelessman01:
Se mojo charity


So during my time at Ife, I boarded their korope buses and when I alighted, I dipped my hands to my pocket and lo and behold my money was no where to be found, the driver surprised me by his liniency and told me it happens and he left. The bus driver wherever you are may the Almighty Father continue to bless you. So has anyone here ever experienced such, share your story with us.

Don't try it in Lagos... Lagos drivers/conductors don't joke with their money

Upmost96:
So he can't go out with ladies again without speculations

Remember, he doesn't believe in dating

iamDrRhymes:
Looks like the concept of electrolysis.

kudos to Mr Faraday

anochuko01:
You must be joking.
Let's assume 90k on feeding, rent and transport monthly, with 100k savings for most month of the year.
That's worth something in this present time abeg

She ll spend more than that. Transport alone will gulp 40k

Bornsinner7:
Why are Nigerian girls so mannerless..

She was asked a simple question that requires a simple answer but she just went about disgracing her useless self

QS: Is there a reason you're still using the ybnl princess name??
Ans: because it's mine, I dey my house come beat me"

I had to Google the size of a fish brain because I always wondered why they usually say girls have fish brain..

Found out that fishes have very tiny brain

She's always on drug, you don't expect her to make sense

Agege Nicki Minaj

GodWrites:
The only quick way to spot an intelligent person is to ask if he or she believes in the existence of God. Affirmative means they aren't intelligent yet, otherwise means they are.

A fool says in his heart that there is no Gos

NewDelhi:
which one dey pain pass,

You dey fvck girl and she dey

1. press phone

2. Watch TV

3. Lie down like log of wood

4. Yawning

5 . Fake moans.

None...They are better than those "faster, harder" girls that ll lead you to your grave

Bini girls....I m not surprised

Maradona caniggia....the siamiest twins . The destroyer of Brazil in 1990 and Nigeria in 94

The quick freekick was obviously lack of concentration and gk error from Peter Rufai