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doggedfighter:
Some people are are already afraid because they heard mermaid

They have been fed with stories that there are people that live in the water


Pastors feeding people bullshits called marine kingdom.


She's beautiful with a nice concept and having fun.

Mermaid tales are bollocks !



For those already running amok on my mention, you are wasting your time

Olodo, Mermaid is in our traditional belief. Its one of our diety. It has nothing to do with Pastors teachings.

Some of her popular traditional names include yemoja, Mami water etc

stacyadams:
car of 2m,no tracking device of 40k,corolla for that matter

A car that's over 10yrs need no tracking device

Besides, you cannot track dismantled car

Someone is bankrolling the welder

Thecreatorx:
Well as an electrical engineering student, I'm future oriented and love telling people about my plans, especially the weird ones.
So today on my Ted Talk, I'll be telling you the courses I'll take next semester (starting November the 30th), yeah you all know my school left ASUU and their indecisive nature.
The list;
From hardest to easiest (I think - I'm open to corrections)
1. Fluid mechanics
2. Engineering math 4
3. Circuit theory 1
4. Basic electronics
5. Material science
6. Principles of power Engineering
7. Introduction to engineering practice
8. Electrical workshop Technology
9. Peace and conflict resolution.

Men, 9 courses in Two and half months then exams, so we can move to level 300 in April 2021. I just want like 4.64 – 5.00, for this second semester.

you didn't remember to add the COs

Juliusmalema:
Blown blown blown

So Osadebe, Oliver de cooque that are even known as far as America, european countries some African countries were in Lagos


The last time I checked Osadebe doesn't live elsewhere except his town stank

Oliver cools off in his town


Morocco that just died cools off in his town

AND these men perform and sings as far as America, London during their reign and time.


Can someone tell Phyno that he is suffering.

Who patronises his music if not same easterners or do west hear his wraps all in Igbo..

Someone should give Phyno one bottle of dry gin

New age artist not then when music was analog

Most beautiful waitress

Owu ti iya gbon....

pozehnani:
Hi young ladies in the house. Please this is to alert you guys on how people are being robbed these days.

My choir member ( a young girl) was robbed few days ago by a potential client. She's into catering and does breakfast for companies on request as well.

This lady met a guy sometime last month or thereabout and they exchanged contact. The guy was always calling her but she would tell him she's busy due to the nature of her biz. So, this prompted the guy to ask what she's into and she told him. Fast forward to a week ago, the guy said he wants her to cater for his staff breakfast at the office and asked for a quotation. She couldn't do the draft and send via WhatsApp as usual because the contract was a huge one. So they agreed to meet one on one to discuss better.

The D day came and she told the guy she would be coming with a friend, he said it was fine. She later got another of her friend to join them making them three girls. So they set out in an Uber. When they got to where the guys were ( Onikan police station in ikoyi) they alighted from the taxify and entered the guys car. Immediately they drove past the station, she said they put the car on child lock. She said it dawned on her immediately that they had entered one chance.

The guys were three in number. The guy immediately changed his tone and began to collect their stuff. He collected iphone, her friends iPhone and Android, their purses with cash in it, chains and even asked if she has an iPod. when she tried to ask what she did, the guy slapped her across the face.

They collected her friends' ATM card and requested for the pin. They said one of them would go and withdraw the money and if they find out the pin is not correct, they'll shoot them all. After she gave them the pin, they changed their mind and decided to drop them at dolphin estate obalende and sped off. She said by the time they could reach customer care line of her friends bank, she was told 5 withdrawals of 10k has been made. They emptied her account.

As I type this, I'm still shocked for her. Imagine robbery in broad daylight. Though it was on a Sunday and ikoyi is always deserted on Sundays that was why they were able to carry out their evil without fear.

Please be careful how and where you meet people. Some will pose as client. Just be careful. Not every one who claims to be a client is actually one.

I'm still shocked.

Three mumu girls entered a stranger's car. What happened to meeting in open places like eatry etc

Samakus:
Hey guys.

I will be brief. So, I met a girl in church and one thing led to another and we exchanged contacts. We been chatting and talking ever since. I can tell she likes me a lot as she's always calling me on WhatsApp call and video calls.

So, we fixed our first date to be today. Told her I will call her by 4pm to give her the venue. I decided for us to hang out in a popular eatery close to my area. The place is quite busy on Sundays with lots of guys and babes coming around for dates and to chill. They usually have live band too with good meals and all other things.

Called babe by 4pm as I promised and gave her the location and she refused coming there. I even offered to pay for tfare even though I knew that that's not the reason but she wasn't having any of it. Initially, she said that she hasn't gone there before but wouldn't want to go there either. Pressing forward, babe gave a new funny excuse that her village people usually come to that venue . Like WTF . Granted, she's from the town but how will someone know that her village peeps goes to a place if you haven't been there before. Ofcourse i stood my ground and the date had to be cancelled. She's been chatting me and I haven't replied yet.

To the question, does it make sense for a lady to choose for a guy where to take her especially on a first date? Who wouldn't want to hangout in a popular relaxation spot if he/she doesn't have anything to hide? Anyways, I had to take two plates of goat peppersoup from my budget and a chilled Heineken beer to watch my Arsenal team mumu themselves, by the way. I can't come and kill myself on top my own money too

Her ex or bf lives around that area. You don't understand her parables

Still short

When you allowed Kazeem and Tunde rewire to work on your car

Moezzy1:
Hello nlanders! I'm currently broke, last night i went to bed with an empty stomach.

I checked my kitchen this morning to see if i can get any Ingredients to prepare something to chow today, before man pikin go die of starvation.

This is what i currently have at home-

2 eggs,
Garri,
Granded pepper,
Onions,
Maggi,
Salt,
Red Oil,
grandnut Oil.

Cash @hand - N20

Please house! I need your advice..

Prepare EBA and fry the two eggs with palm oil , onion, maggi

O por to yi

Bipolar

KingAlabi:
Why you no dey use Nokia android

charging port issue

Authority1o1:
Okay...




Good thing.

Just that I'm still figuring out how the hell they tied this Nut.

They used spanner on the bolt n nut

It was assassinated... Fear politics in naija

Jonasbadoo:
I'm addicted to diving in raw but I want to stop it to avoid STDs(I have never had one tbh) , I don't fancy using protection based on my past experiences cos I hardly cum with it anytime so how do I start feeling the shit with CD abeg? Experts in the house I need your advice

Wear it, then masturbate with it

Just 5 people not worshippers .....they want to divide the country along religious line

Blue is the color....who red help

Peterjnr123:
Can u tell me..??

It's not user friendly

Babara1994:
I'll be turning 40 next tomorrow, but my fear is that I'm a lady and I have no husband at my age.
I had a couple of failed relationships in the past (I must admit my greed and pride caused it).

I really want to know the age menopause sets in and what signs do I look out for, as I'm already consigned to child adoption later in life. I'm really scared. No insults please.

irregular periods, hot flashes, vaginal dryness, sleep disturbances, and mood swings

Age range is usually 45-55 though some do experience it at earlier ages

Danfo drivers n conductors

Yenefer:
Rhino omokery doing all this stupidity so that the UK government will not deport him, on the ground of threat to his life. Stupid Scammer. We hope all the enemies of the state to leave this country, So that we will live in peace. Even if they go to other countries, they can't live in peace or without scamming people. Lazy people

BMC spotted

sapphiere:
By male, I don't mean your dad, brothers, cousins or uncles. Those ones can make sacrifice.

I mean a male friend.

Mine, the most expensive gift I ever received from a male was a BlackBerry phone in 2011

Infinix note series

Not involved in any

Netanya:
The women are even smiling .

The power of money

Handsomeness improves with age.....he must be terribly ugly as a child

Akube1z:
If you intend to marry and have a Christain family.

Here are six things you should have in mind for Christ to be the head of your family

1) You must be a believer of Christ , Surrender your life to Christ for him to take charge of your life.

2) Flee from Pre-marital Sex , Fornications, Abortions etc for the sake of your future home.

3) Flee from worldly/Social attachments and focus more on God.

4) Fail not to teach your children the word of God, bible teachings right from their tender ages.

5) Donot fail to teach your children moral values and good behaviours in the society, eg obedience to the rules of the society , respect for elders etc.

6) Hate and flee from evil, embrace godliness and the true deeds of Christ for the sake of your future home.

Flee from Adultery

Purplekush:
The OP just dey post nonsense but based on say na Church matter e come be like say e make sense.

Unforgiveness is not a bad thing entirely. If it was then why hasn't Yahweh forgiven Lucifer till date.

These religious folks are a bunch of rather dumb folks. No harm meant.

But I mean, ive always had that thought as a kid. It's just common sense to practice what you preach.

I have a couple of niggas that fuxked with me in a pretty bad way in the past just as Lucifer fuxked Yahweh up according to Biblical myths.

Some nigga scammed me of N1m worth of BTC deal 2017. Another stole 100k from me. Trust me, if I ever set eyes on them I'll prolly fuxk them up too and make sure they don't stand on both legs again at least not without a crutch

Ignorance at its peak

Hotonions:
I need your advice on how to go about with this. I am born again and I have been baptized for years now and yet I don't feel like I posses the holy spirit it's something I want really badly and yet I don't see myself receiving it.
Note: this is not as a result of lack of belief because I very much believe in the holy spirit and his works.
I also know that with the Holy Spirit to navigate you, the race becomes easier to run

Don't get it twisted, the holy spirit is with you as a believer. What you are looking for is its EVIDENCE ie speaking in tongues. Don't force it, it ll come at the appropriate time

Yes, you can relate and know when to draw the line just like Jesus did with the tax collectors and the woman by the well

You must relate with the motive of winning them over to Christ by your ways of life