₦airaland Forum

zeratehk:
Haha

Squatting not squirting. The guy successfully caused trouble on twitter

Photoshopped

nzubeokafor:
Hello guys,I’m about getting a Symbian Phone as a spare Phone but I’m only afraid I might not be able to enjoy some few apps on it,In the likes of Instagram,Pinterest.Moreover if there’s any method I can use to download these Apps please I will like to know.

Don't go back to Egypt. All apps have moved forward from that age

Jogunomi1:
Before our first child, her belly was naturally not flat and she's not obese. After first child, her belly became bigger. I just want her belly to stop getting bigger.

What can I do please?

Stop getting her pregnant

Disgusting

So talentless

Obviously obsessed with her body

ChoCho54:
Femi what's nothern about what I said?

BMC SW branch have taken position to use both propaganda and emotional blackmail to weaken completely what's left of Buharis uninspiring regime because of the unfolding drama in the politcosphere.

Buhari and his almajiri horde are about to get the Gej treatment by SW media.
They are gonna so ruffle buhari that the international community would cringe.

Helinues fired the first shot here

The coming days would be interesting.

Nothing will happen, no pressure on Bubu. His people will not condem him

Thebest12:
Good day nairalanders,
Is there any way to finally get a girl who says she has a boyfriend . I have this girl in my life right now . From the look of things she likes me as much as i like her . When i was woeing her , she was willing to accept but her problem is that she has a boyfriend she is dating currently . Pls do you know any way I can make her to bypass that excuse and accept me ?
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Please Go and make money crew should shift abeg I need genuine advice and tricks

Don't be a side guy, last last you ll end up in that popular zone

ChoCho54:
The die is cast...

Yorubas have taken position...

They have already sent aroko to buhari in Aso Rock...

Buhari is about to get the Gej treatment..

Who will fight for Arrewa in this battle of treachery and manipulation...

They are the fathers of baby democracy..

But now they want to kill democracy their baby by heating up the polity..

Will Army take over?

Average mentality of northerners, No worries....so long we continue to be in power

Still looking tuggish.... Money can't buy class

Leave the North alone, they are blinded by religion over humanity

Falexduru:
God bless you so very much sir. May the Almighty God in heaven grant you all your heart desires and multiply you everything you wish yourself in this life. Thank you so very much sir. God bless

Why is the sex on your waec Id card "FEMALE"

Exam centre: Owerri not Lagos....humm

Let me pocket my money

Hackman1994:
In how many way can a committee of 6 men be formed from 15 men and 10men women if the committee must have.
1) Twice as many men as women
2)at least 3men
3)Equal number of men and women

3. 15 men. 10 women
3M 3W

That's 15C3 x 10C3 = 120 * 455 = 54600 ways


2. At least 3men

That's 3M 3W OR 4M 2W or 5M 1W
(15C3 . 10C3) + (15C4 . 10C2) + (15C5 . 10C1)

54600 + 61425 + 30030 = 146055ways


1. Twice as many men as women
That's 4men 2women

15C4 x 10C2 = 1365 *45 = 61425 ways

giftedgem:
Yes Its Tokumbo

Olodo

2cribz:
U dey sell body for 650k. Oga butcher dis car abeg. Wtf

Even the body is full of rust

nastyking:
Which handwork is best and advisable to learn for an undergraduate student to be independent while in school.. All opinions, life experience and advice are welcomed.

Barbing, car washing, Painting, dry-cleaning , Uber etc

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Why are Nigerian celebrities flocking in and out of ned nwoko’s villa even though his only talent was getting married to a child and stealing her youth?

Please advice.[/color]

He's rich....that's one talent that attracts everyone

ednut1:
See Simona Halep for advice. She needs to reduce it biko

If your dick is long, will you reduce it?

roldet804:
Good morning Nlanders

I know it's a bit lengthy
But pls read carefully

I'm currently an SSCE holder
It's been four years since I graduated from
secondary school
I lost by mom when I was 9 and my dad joined when I was 16
Right now am 20years of age


To cut the story short
I got a job as a security recently, being paid 20k plus free feeding and accommodation

My boss is a very kind hearted person.
He one day called me and asked of my academic qualifications which I gave to him
He asked if I'd love to further my education and I said yes.
He then asked me to go and do some research on how I'll start studying electrical engineering(note I made the choice of the course) at a polythecnic and then give him feedback.

According to him I'll leave for school in the morning then come back by evening and continue with my duties. And at the end of the month I'll still be paid my salary.
And he'll sponsor me through school.
Although my waec result wasn't so good so I'm thinking of writing GCE.

But you see, with the way things are going on in the country, I was planning to go and learn a handiwork first preferably mechanic before furthering my education.
Now someone showed up,
1 he has the money
2 he has connections like crazy
3 and he's willing to put me through school
4 there are stories of him training and giving people jobs at offshore etc.

I would have loved to get the money for school and start business o, but, since it's a helping hand offered for free I just decided to keep mute.
I have atwo siblings looking up to me although one is working and the other Is in SS1

Opportunity they say knocks but once
But at this point I'm confused on what to do
It's ok to criticize, insult or advice, they're all welcome
I need your take on this
Thanks for your contribution

You can combine both

Tokunbo not Tokumbo

HannahHitler:
So Dear straight guys,

You hate when you 'Toast' women and they get rude or get aggressive abi? And then you persevere and keep 'toasting' them expecting to get a 'yes'.

Abeg, where is this same energy when a gay man starts eyeing you and asking you out?

Why do half of you threaten violence? Haba!! Can't you just say no? Or try to let them down easy?

Na wa o. Why can't you receive what you dish?

I come in piss.

It's a crime, pls understand the difference. Inviting me to commit a crime attracts embarrassment and threats

Werey ...poured water in hypo container

Look older

ChoCho54:
And you bought yours with clean money and wants us to believe you.

Hush P was clean before he got exposed. I don't follow bandwagons

Do not rejoice yet:

Be careful with the screen

2. Your battery life will drop after 3 months

The law is guilty, putting innocent one behind bars without performing autopsy on the dead

ChoCho54:
Where's your evidence?

Pray to buy even if na tiny light

I have a better one

I know clean money when I see one.

Couldn't watch to the end. So emotional

dawnomike:
He has his life too live despite being an activist provided he didn't misapropriate any funds meant for activism.

Says who?
His hand is not clean

fnep2smooth:
Boss I know how you feel.... The youth has lost it... We only have few who are keeping up the standard.
Until we are serious on our politicans like we are serious on this BBNaija, this country would have move pass these our present condition.


All I want is 24 hours light.... If they like let them act por..n on National TV I no care.









I build website. Black Friday PROMO.
Pay when the job is completed.

Ignorance ! The last protest was organised by youth, celebrities and ex bb naija housemates.

All you do is wail behind keyboard and display your level of ignorance

generalbaseet:
Good day fellow nairalanders, please I need your advice on Opening A football viewing centre for 100 people or opening a saloon shop. Which will you all advice on.
Thanks all

Pls help a brother

Go for saloon and put a DStv there