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Good to see Sane back on the pitch.....my boy is back to paint Germany red

PROUDIGBO:
He’s got nothing on Chucky the doll....trust me! Chucky is the stuff nightmares are made of!

Child's play.....the doll with many lives

dollytino4real:
see me under bed dat year!

Willie Willie don die

Na who kill am

Na "something" kill am.....Can't remember the rest

joviegghead:
Hmm
This news has been out on Twitter for days. And it's just reaching Nairaland.

Lagos traffic is responsible

2nd term project before bubu leave office

kessling:
If you didn't hail him he would probably not have noticed you. Hailing na guy man way of begging.
He shouldn't be sacked though

you don't beg, you don't accept a gift. If you break any of those rules....you are gone

Man United's penalty player of the year

Vanity...

Wizkid: I like "no stress"

Before nko? Monkey no fine....

That's the most honourable thing to do

Nengi: Biggie said you can visit me now

Ozo: I can visit you, but I cannot pass the night here?

Try am now, you are joking with 3rd strike

SkengRay:
Hi Guys I'm in 300 level I'm thinking of Transferring to a public or State University from a a private uni. Is it possible and please what are the criterias

Not possible. Course outlines are not uniform

Dabyes:
During this lockdown, due to my greediness, I was looking for ways to make money even though I didn't need it. I haste to make quick money, I fell into the hands of scammers who said I could get double the amount I invested. I didn't have any money of my own so I decided to use my mum's money. I had easy access her account because she used my number to open the account. I invested N45,000 but since then I haven't heard anything from them. I want to pay off the money on my own before she finds out even if it means I have to borrow but even if I have people to lend me the money, I can't provide a good reason for needing that kind of money. And they would surely tell my mum about it if I should tell them the truth. So far, I have been able to pay off N14,500 remaining N30,500. She is going to check the account next week and I can't raise the money before then. Please can anybody lend me the money or show me how I can get that money in 1 week? I don't want her to find out about it at all because she won't ever trust me with her money again and I don't want that to happen. I'm open to any criticism provided that you profer a solution.

Go n work in a bakery or construction site

No 7 can cause no harm

PS 126

Vanity

Nigeria as usual is out of the equation

silento:
Am going straight to the point , met this girl on Facebook , unfortunately we live in same area we arrange and met from that day we started hanging out together most times she has no boyfriend but got two guys that wanted to date her but she refused , I told I don't want relationship stuff also , at a time I got this project I started working on and I hardly had time to see her or go out like before to her she see it as if I was avoiding her

She started calling I assured her once am free I will come by but that Sunday I promised to see her I ran into an old friends we all drink and chatted about life , and I didn't make it later in the week she called me since I know am not yet free I skipped her calls then the person I was working for called me I picked and as we are discussing this girl started disturbing me with call for a whole ten minutes I was on call she was calling , after the call I blocked her number coz I see it as distraction to my work she sent me sms that since I don't take her calls that she will frustrate my work with calls and chat till I see her

In fact I got angered by this and blocked her on all social media and blacked listed her contact

Few days I got calls from unknown person asking me what is the problem with me and my girlfriend and I asked the person who please

She called her name and I told her please ma am not dating her ooh we are just friends , and the person said ok no problem since I said I wasn't dating her then there is nothing she has to ask me again and cut the call

After months I unlock her after a friend pleased with me to do so

Since then she keep threatening me that she will die if I stop talking to her

Or stop seeing her , in fact most time I am with her she will try to force herself on me which I will find a way to escape and same time make her not feel less of a person

Now I had another project am working on the project is giving me sleepless night and this girl can't understand that she is not my girlfriend and I don't love her , but keep insisting that I see her or she will fall sick and die

In fact she smokes now , she has lost extremely weight cost of the last one I stopped seeing her

I have tried to hook her up with another guy no way , she always wants to be around me ,

She said I should keep staying and comforting her till she finds someone she can love

But seriously am just feed up on this

She will tell people that all she wants is for me to be around her but once w are together she will start to throw kiss and hugging me as if am her guy

It makes me mad ,in a recent chat we had few days ago she admitted that she knows that she is forcing herself on me but I should endure till she finds another guy or the feeling dies down or else she might fall sick and die in the process

She is using death to scare everybody , infact everybody keep advising me to pretend
So that she will heal completely ,

I thought i was helping her but seriously I don't feel happy again , I just feel like I will die before her

But her dead threat is too much

Please I know she is not normal upstairs i think this has to do with mental issue than just merely feeling of loving anybody

I am been victimized here and everybody keep telling me to continue ,

Please anybody in anambra nnewi that can help me to get her to any rehabilitation center

Because for me am planning to leave town anytime from Monday just to have happiness in my life back since everybody keep forcing to do something out of my will without considering the effect it is having on me

I have turned to a mini drunker
Just to help me forget stuffs it affects my work it effects me emotionally and mentally

Please insults are welcome , but please advise is much needed

As I am typing this am bleeding in my heart

This is cheap emotional blackmail, she won't die. Its just a threat. Get your sanity back, be a man and take that decision now

TheOdd1sOut:
I asked to help in the last thread yet I tried all the advise and it didn't work

https://www.0.freebasics.com/https/www.nairaland.com/6116593/xvideos-finished-me?iorg_service_id_internal=1646953538912597%3BAfo2qhfEaltqbfeT

I lost my job since I hated it last friday and I worked as a mason in a site on weekend (Monday from Saturday).. Can you guess what I wasted the money on.

I made 3k on the two days I worked and I wasted like 2k on data on porns.

My phone keep sending porn notifications on chrome, I keep swiping away but it keep triggering me and coming back.
Its #100 to go to site from home and now go come for two days is #400. I have #0 left on me now because the last #500 was used for paracetamol and drug (#100) and #400 was used for eating out cause foodstuff is too expensive for cooking. Common rice is now #100 one cup.. How much money will remain for stew...

Why did I fail myself, I regret buying 4g phone, I just keep streaming till data exhausts and then I buy another.... If not for hunger I'd have wasted all the money on porns.

I have failed myself and my life. Will I be free?

stop using smart phones... Get the old 3310

Where is his car

Account2Many:
I met this pretty tall and gorgeous looking girl 3 months ago, we exchanged numbers but she hasn't been calling which is a sure sign that she isn't into me and I understood.
I'm the only one that has been doing all the calls and checking up but she has never for once flashed, even when she misses my calls she will never call back.
So I recently came back after I travelled cos I'm on my annual leave, I called her and told her I'll like to see her, she said she isn't always chanced but obliged to see me after she closes from work by 6pm then she'll drop by a certain rendezvous we agreed on.
So by 5:30pm I got myself well dressed went to the ATM withdrew some cash, and waited for her but she closed from work and went directly back home without calling me, I waited till 7pm and since I didn't see her calls, I now called thrice, she wasn't answering, then I later called the fourth time and she picked the call and started blasting me with words like "why am I disturbing her life? am i that jobless? go find a job and all those profane words"
I now asked her where she is and she responded that where she is it's not important to me" I should stop disturbing her life and go get something useful to engage in.
Mehn after she insulted and embarrassed me on phone I just kukuma ended the call and went back home.
I'm suspecting she's a lesbian.
Honestly I'm so ashamed of myself, it's not easy coping with rejection or insults from female folks

hope you are wise now....never force yourself on a lady. A lady that's into you won't stress you. You are even creating an excuse for her....pls don't be a simp

Adonis86:
I graduated from the university seven years ago. After my youth service, I went back to my school for a postgraduate program. It took me four years to complete the program due to death of my supervisor and ASUU strikes. But in between the four years, my hod called and ask me what I do. When she learnt I was unemployed, she asked me to come over to the department and start working as a casual staff for 20k salary. I had to accept since she needed someone skillful in MS office computer packages, beside I have done a lot of odd jobs before then which couldn't feed me let alone paid my rents and school fees.
Then, last year while doing the job, the university commenced recruitment which was very massive, but underground. God being so faithful, I was able to graduate from the masters program at the time and she kept promising to help me push my cv for employment. I came out as the best postgraduate student in my department with the highest FCGPA.
Brethren, do you know what has happening from then till now? Vested Status interest
Since then till now, my application has been going one step forward two steps backward. She minuted on the first one last December. It got to the faculty, the Dean minuted and sent it out after much pressure from me, minutes later she ordered the application to be returned and that was all I heard about it. But she pushed her son's application and he was employed as well as our Hod's. She pushed her daughter's and her husband's niece, they both got while she kept lamenting that she's confused on how to go about mine, stating she has ran out of idea on how to go about it.
This afternoon, she called to inform me that, the university wants names of all the ad-hoc staff in all the departments for immediate employment as junior staff. She was asking me if I'm interested in the offer since I'm currently a PhD student and the job should be for ssce or fslc holders... She said if I should accept the offer that it might terminate my chances of getting a teaching job, which I've been applying.
Please, what should I reply her?

Tell her NO, you should have gone through another source when you noticed her body language. She's not ready to lift you up. Be careful of your association with her. Hold your future plans to your chest, she doesn't have your interest as heart

fatymore:
The iroko boys should geddifok and leave the ikorodu guys to their things.

Nigerians and copy copy.

That's how everyone is doing POS Terminal

it was a typo, don't mind the lazy blogger.

Iroko ko, Oluwere ni

Buhareconomics

sampete:
Thanks.

My lawyer talked about suing the police for illegal detention and some other human right abuses but my girlfriend won't have any of that. So we are obeying her wishes.

just let the sleeping dog lie and marry her quickly

He has so much faith in their family

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daniddan1999:
For me here are the top 5 most difficult universities to make a first class in Nigeria
1.Ambrose alli university AAU, especially faculty of law
2.obafemi awolowo university OAU
3.university of ibadan UI
4.university of Benin UNIBEN
5.university of Lagos UNILAG
Well guys you are free to add yours.

may be then, not now

Veqtor:
It's very true. Sahara reporters and other reliable sources carried it. He was even turbaned and the video went viral.

U can Google it to watch the video

you don't know the difference between a chieftaincy title and change of religion

Abacha should be on the list