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With all seriousness and been mindful of my words....... Give him Gutter water to drink when he is drunk again I bet it with you he won't tried that again....... And thank God later for the revelation.... Save my username on nairaland

dangoteinlaw:
may your sister marry one of them can I get an Amen?

You are a SIMP!!!!!

E be like say you get dem plenty for hand........... You better dey chop am codedly....... Or else na you go still call her back when the urges cometh...... Just wise up

Guy just take Bean and Garri...... And go find somewhere to rest(best sleeping pills)

Animegirl:


Nice one OP.

Also, if you invite a lady for a date, kindly pay the bills, dont expect her to share the bills with you. If you're broke just dey your dey, to impress no be by force.

E nipe

MadamVanessa:



Lol


During sex, a guy instead of focusing on what he was doing ,focus to hit the right spot, he will stupidly ask locally" are you liking it" wtf

You are not serious...... Shey bi he ask you maybe to put more effort..... To hit the right spot

Vaughanlanrewaj:

The evil you gloat about and sow you will reap in your life.
In life you reap what you sow.

Just say the AMEN, then I will know you don't owns a conscience

Vaughanlanrewaj:

It takes a sick walking dead to know one.
You will reap the evil thoughts you sow. Your despicable hate and bittetmess for Nigeria and Nigerians will comsume you hateful ipob terrorist.

Nobody hate Nigerian you dis Idiot Pro-Buhari..,... You were here commending him( I also pray what happened to those families in agony will also happen to you) if e sure for you say Amen!

Vaughanlanrewaj:
Truth will still c noome out.
Past gory images on twitter have turned out to be fake.
I believe she has a family and one should expect to hear from them by now.

This should not be another lekkilies where suddenly all those reportedly killed turned out alive or having no relatives come out to state that any of their relative missing or dead.
Never again will we allow twitter be used to peddle fake news and hate news.

Her family should please speak up. Twitter is not her family or family compound.

Those speaking ill of Nigeria because they hate Buhari will reap what they sow.

If you sow good in Nigeria, good you will reap and if you sow curses, curses and badluck you will eventually reap from Nigeria. Nigeria will never bless you and whatever you sow in Nigeria will wilt and die.

Permit me to say this to you sir...... You are sick upstair......... Walking dead

Officiallyme:
Hello guys, met this girl some time around January this year and asked her out and we started dating ever since

So recently, I got to know about her past. Her past was so reckless that it is giving me a second thought about everything, started having s*x at the age of 15 while in secondary school and travelling to see a lot of men whom she claimed was asking after her hand in marriage. This girl has slept with so many guys that it's freaking me out, funny thing is, she's been lying and hiding some things but as a smart guy, I've always had my way around her to tell me the truth.

She told me she did a "mistake" abortion for one of her boyfriends then and just last year December, she had s*x with a married man and she knew very well he was married. These are just few of the stuffs I recently found out about, I know it's all in the past and she claims she's changed and want a real relationship with me but I don't believe at all, she claims to love me so much and cannot do without me and honestly, I love her too but I'm scared this may just change a lot about everything.

I don't know what to do, I'm hurt and disappointed and I don't know what to do now. I just need someone to talk to me, please don't insult me, I just need some pieces of advise.

Thanks

Since you can't handle it..., You for not ask at all..,... No saint on earth

We like to dey constitute and acknowledge nuisance for NAIJA..... All is well

bigcee:
Strictly water. No alcohol, no soft drinks.

Hope your girlfriend no go dey complain of late ejaculation..... Because we dey on dsame page..... I hardly take carbonated drinks even alcohol

A military or An Army are groups of people who are leveraged with the responsibility to protect the common people of a nation and have the right to take lethal actions against perceived threats. Given the safety and risk of an entire nation depend on their actions they are carefully selected people who are highly trained before being deployed to the field.

Military vs Army

The main difference between a military and an army is that the military is the combined force involving land, air, and navy forces whereas the army is the group of people who are charged with responsibilities that are limited to the land.
The military and Army differ in their size since given that the army is a part of the military whereas the military is all forces that safeguard a country combined. The military has several ranks respective to the navy, air force, and troops on land whereas Army which operates only on land has a limited number of ranks.
The main ranks in an Army are Lieutenant General, Major General, Brigadier General, Colonel, Major, etc. The military includes ranks such as Midshipman, Commander, Rear Admiral, and Admiral from the navy, and Air Chief Marshal, Air Marshal, and Wing Commander from air force besides the one from Army.
Read the full article here: https://askanydifference.com/difference-between-military-and-army/

My mother's Junior sister..... She died after Fibroid operation...... After spending More than hundreds thousands of Naira even close 1.5M(She died on the 10th of January, 2022)

Rest on Ma. I will forever be grateful for your kind gesture shown to me, when I had a "wiclow" on one of my fingers some years back. You helped Me to wash my school uniform and also consoled me after Nigeria lost to Argentina in the U20 world cup final (2005 edition)


My step dad (died in my hands) also went to the hospital but never came back alive(9th of August, 2017)
Some months after my sister's wedding

Bunch of memories to remember.

I hope you are all okay where you are...


R.I.P Anuoluwapo and Akinul Tosin

Uhnnn

Nice one bro

propane:
I have noticed this about fellow guys, and I'm sure some of us have had similar experiences.

Most times when a guy is close to girl and his friends probably knows that they are close.. If he attempts to sleep with the girl and she refused. They normal go about bragging that they have slept with her just to massage their ego and some might even claim that they stopped talking to her after sleeping with her... While the real truth is that the girl stopped talking to them when they attempted to cross the boundary and she got upset.

The Truth is that no real man sleeps with a woman and talks about it, except the girl is a runs girl...

No real man does. Anytime you see a man doing this, just know that he tried but didn't succeed...

And what will you say about those ladies discussing their sex sessions... They fake or real too!?........ Boss let's be wise this is 2022

odinson1:
I am so tired of hearing that "Real man" nonsense

TELL'EM

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GoldPips:
PVC will determine

You say!!!!

Nigeria my country...... If na my obodo Nigeria.... Dos concern stakeholders go dey happy about the development concerning INFLATION...

Black man with their black attitude and mindset...... Good, she kill person does that mean she should be treated gruesomely.
At least she no dey for police detention.... A correctional home.( Just chill, even baddest killer for Western countries still dey enjoy little freedom even dem still dey collect salary. Musician among them dey record their song they were produce for their fans).

Make Naija get brain... Abeg

Any old jams, you can do without!?

Here we go again....... Wonder shall never see

Uhnnn

no be juju be that

Two months ago

Who is this, are you an expatriate in Nigeria

mfm04622:


What exactly do you think any govt get from locking down her economy?

Another means to suck Nigerians dead...... Foolish Government

ecomalchemist:
Man must survive, it's a cold world out there.


Find someone who is doing a business and making sales offline. You’ll find many of them in Onitsha, Computer village, Aba, Alaba, Aspamda, Idumota, etc.


Most of these people have no idea what goes on online. They also do not care what goes on online.


All they care about is making sales and getting money flowing into the business daily.


Be their online person.


Bring their business online, and advertise to those who want what they sell.


You will make money doing this.


You’ll make a lot of money doing this.


As a woman, you can open an online shop for that woman selling lace in Aba, and add money on top onto for yourself. That’s your own profit on every sale.


As a guy, you can open an online store store for that man selling computers at Computer village.


Read information from Google and publish content about computers and what people should look out for before buying a laptop.


More people would begin to reach out to you when need laptops.


Reach out to that guy who makes shoes and footwear in your neighborhood and be their online guy.


Promote what they make online and add your own profit.


Look around you, look where others are neglecting, you’ll find a gem.


You can’t afford to be idle for long.
You can’t afford to stay broke.
You can’t afford to continue earning 100k salary every month.


You don’t need to be a genius to make money online, and have a better life.


Look for a business that is offline, bring it online and get them SALES.


You will make a lot of money.


Not just money...


You will build your confidence.
Your influence will grow, and...
You’ll attract more opportunities to yourself.


You need to start operating smartly.


Look for a business that is offline, bring it online and get them SALES.

Thank me later when you hit your first M.

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