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Effiezynews:
Tall women rock!! Short girls,y'all can take your greetings from the ground since you are so close to it..

Looool... Short guys too!

bro4u:
she's really cool on that outfit...
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She is not on the outfit sha, she is IN the outfit. Its a typo, i know ...

iykemoney90:
Keep seeing different opinions every time. My CV dey version 8.0 due to modifications.

No be only you o! Everyday there's something to add or remove.
Thanks @ OP

Reminds me of me dear grandpas barn. It was always a cool place to visit. Yams of different sizes stacked the length and breadth of the place. You dont dare play in his barn.

RIP grandpa...

freeborn76:
Still people would say this man is doing nothing? Why didn't Jonathan and his 'excellent' ministers fix these aforementioned roads? I pray the roads are completed before 2019 so that some people can bury their heads in shame

Pray hard...

mathewteghaBLOG:
i cant recognize him without the red Barret

Lolz, I was looking for the red beret too!

I really think you should stop apologising after every argument. I sincerely think you should avoid the argument. If he likes to be greeted, greet him. Morning afternoon and night, nothing spoil. Dont be toooo expectant of your husband, they always disappoint. Put your hope and expectation in God. If he starts an argument, try to hold yourself and dont talk much, this does not mean you agree with him, it means you want peace to reign. Have time for yourself, do something you love. Listen to music, if you like use earphones, read a book, start some excercise, bake a cake. Do simple things to spice up YOUR life. My dear, happiness is within you find it. Look at the good things in your life. I know that feeling... I later realised that the things I attached so much meaning to, did not mean anything to him. Wishing you the best.

eph12:
What is the cost of the locally produced alternatives? I heard locally produced rice is also very expensive.

In Enugu a bag of local rice, (2bushels), is 14,ooo. I bought at that price last month. 1 paint bucket of beans is 1,000. The economy is harsh!

I heard my kids discussing this and it was hillarious!
One asked "what kind of dressing is this?"
The other answered, "I don't know o, maybe he came from the village to tell them something."
They are 7 and 9 respectively!

For the past two days, my 2 yr old has refused wearing clothes. Wear him a shirt and he starts crying, wear him a short and he takes it off . This must be why. Hmmm ... I no kukuma get money for fuel to run gen all day. God help us.

seunmsg:
The same fuel I bought at N86.50 today right? Must you lie just to make the government look bad? Really sucks to be a wailer!

Seriously though, I bought fuel at N250/litre today! #notsmiling

*I this your natural hair?
*Is it soft?
*Can I touch it?

Answer- NOOOO!

* mummy, why is your hair not like aunty so and so's hair?
I don tire!

It was for people who had been married for a long time and had not done the needfull. The church provided everything! Gave the men money to go and pay the bride price too! Very benevolent.

The red bow ties though ...

cremedelacreme:
I disagree with number 3, apart from highbrow areas in Lagos, house rent in other areas are not too expensive. You need to live in Port Harcourt to understand what I mean.

Gosh! Rent in port Harcourt is just too high! The houses are not even that wonderful.

This op is just hilarious! Ma please epp me ! I have not laughed like this in a long while.

My mum has sent me friend requests , I just dont accept. I have told her that she cant be my friend on facebook cos she is my MOTHER!

DouchessPunkyII:
What is the Belle thing? It looks like a pack of sanitary pads to me

Serviettes! He'll need them after eating.

Thanks @op, this is quite helpful to me.

If the Abobaku had died first, would the ooni have been buried with him? #justasking

I can not put up my windows and still turn off the air condition. The heat is too much, I will suffocate o!

Very lovely piece. My life changed when I realised I could take control of my thoughts. I could actually tune out negative thoughts and focus on the positivity in my life. I was blessed more when I started being grateful for what I have, even when it appeared as nothing to others. I became a happy person.
Its not very easy and requires one to work on ones self and thoughts. Its easier for me these days and I know I am becoming a better person. Thank you for this.

shekau to most Nigerians , means boko haram. He is on this Times list. What does this his achievement do for us? They just keep making us look bad.

** If you want to be on the list , be an insurgent/terrorist.
Thats just what they mean.

Came out to say his vote must count! Awaiting results!

Getting drunk.

I would not do anything immediately. I will be shocked , definitely. I will think long and hard about what I did wrong in raising this child. I will much later have a one on one discussion to ascertain if she really knows what she is talking about, get her to open up to me . I will let her know that I am opposed to it but I will try not to judge her. My miracle working God does not sleep, so I will tender my case to baba God.

Talking down on your children. It destroys their confidence.

cute!

I should learn this shoki dance.

If your "enenies" allow, build in the village first. If not, build in the city first.

We can only Imagine what these survivors went through. Life is precious, God be praised.

chernest2002:
Nigeria is a nation of illiterate since our incoming president is illiterate we are all the same

Oga, please, abeg, I no follow !
I like the way you reason though.

EggovinMma:
Minister of agriculture!

His bow tie tho

I'm with you on the bow tie!

heatflux:
Pls be informed!
The practice of abstaining from meat is a catholic doctrine. Its usually practised during lenten season especially on Ash Wednesday and Good Friday in preparation for Easter. It has nothing to do with the flesh of Jesus Christ or superstition as some would say. Its simply a form of fast, self denial from such pleasure/enjoyment. Its Abstinence from meat just as you would abstain from food and water while fasting n praying. The idea is that you deny yourself from that specific satisfaction while asking God for forgiveness of your sins.

thank you for speaking my very thoughts. I only wish you were on the front page. It is actually not by force and will only mean something if done wholeheartedly.