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Don baba J u really need a nose surgery walahi, e be like fonel

Nat404:
Exactly. I totally agree with you. If a man doesn't take you to his house, it means something is fishy.

unfortunately some ladies don't know this. Number one red flag, careful before u end up getting scammed. Local yahoo is real, make this guy no use packaging collect better money from u oh.

How do interpret the phrase "the fastest way to a man's heart is through his stomach" if u don't know how to cook.

ConqueredWest:
You might want to be getting cash through a well paying job but unknown to you, the business/skill you have is what God gave to you to enable you to be getting cash.

But because your mind is fixed on a well paying job, you fail to realize the other route God is using to give you cash

That was why I said the manifestation you are not seeing might actually be around you but in a different format.

Hope you now understand.?

my brother, if I narrate my life struggle to u, day fit break. I've tried so many things but nothing seem to be working out. Graduated over a decade ago yet no job, have tried business, didn't work out, now I've learned a handwork but nothing is improving. So I've asked myself, where am I getting it wrong.

Kobojunkie:
According to whom?

are u the only child of your parents? If u re the only child, are u happy about it?

Mercychen:
A slight twist you call it but I've heard of so many women who later had issues with family planning they did.

It's easier for the men because their system is not so complex like that of women.



We already discussed about all the other methods especially condom and he said, for how long is he going to be using condom on his life time wife. He already kicked against the idea.

Woh, I'm tired.

simply put madam, u re not destined to get married, please kindly get a surrogate like ini Edo did.

Pinkzebra:
He doesn't have an ulterior motive, but he is scared . As an African man, knowing he can't impregnate a woman and doing that willinging will wreck his ego. Since you brought the game of having one child , then cut off your fallopian tube . Is not risky , at least you get your period and get to enjoy sex without fear of pregnancy . So bear the burnt and leave him out or better still keep trying until you get a man who will dance to your tune .


On a lighter note : may my son not meet a woman like you, iseeeee!

e shock me to know that people like this dey for this naija. God protect me from such female

BigBashiru:
it's applicable to men because men are human beings..... ever heard of erectile dysfunction? men just have slightly more time than females that's all....

erectile dysfunction is curable unlike menopause.

BigBashiru:
i know what biological clock means in women. and ive just explained to you what it means in men....

no u don't know what biological clock means, it simply means at a certain age, one becomes unable to procreate. It's not applicable to men.

I no understand, how many times this guy go buy rolls Royce cullinam. Abi na audio?

FalseProphet1:
I see davido sending him 500k as part of his charity program, I see him back on his feet hailing and smiling with davido.

I see other lazy youths going into the bank with rope to attempt suicide hoping for davido to pick their call, I see the bank arresting them.

This I have seen.

Lwkmd bros u no get joy at all

ConqueredWest:
What if the manifestation God sent is not the one you are expecting.?

how

She go still fat back again, she seem like a foodie

This is pure grace at work here, cos I keep wondering, wetin this guy dey sing wey go make people dey rush the tickets for the show. Am happy for him though no hating, I play some of his music too.

Most times it doesn't always have a happy ending,it all depends on the kind of person u re lucky to receive her shots, u don't expect me to get serious with u if I find out you're not the type of person I need as a wife simply cos u made the first move.

Hideki:
God has already answered your prayers. He knows your thoughts and his plans for you are the best

I no understand, if God has actually answered our prayers, why then has it failed to manifest.

Dangrace01:
You'll pray from morning to night no result you'll go to church no result

But one yahoo boy would use juju on someone it would be as effective till eternity.

Why is juju powerful

I keep wondering the same, the mystery of life is very hard to unravel.

BABANGBALI:
The boy no even resemble the father, I suspect fowl play

hahahahaha...are u thinking what am thinking

Ammishaddai:
My bros, I already read his post and I am aware that he already talked with his girlfriend about this before. However, the way he presented his case made me emphasize on him"sitting her down " and having a heart-to-heart talk that is serious and means business .

You suggesting that he should leave her and focus on his life does not sound right. Why? Because he loves this girl and he wants the best for her. Calling it quits before trying all the possible options of reconciliation is certainly not the proper way to handle things .

the girl already called him a nag, how else is he going to sit her down for more advice.

sofnana:
Go and learn the meaning of double dating before you ask questions.

op is contradicting himself... polygamy instead

A friend with WEED is a friend INDEED.

The guy death still dey pain me walahi

ReoCoker:
Sound Sultan; All round entertainer, Baba Jagbajantis, A King, creative genius.... Who nor know you nor know book at all.

We still dey try to solve BODMAS for here.


Happy posthumous birthday Baba and keep on resting Peacefully.

Favfables1:
What exactly do you want to tell your friend??
You didn't catch them having sex...
You didn't catch them kissing...
You didn't catch them holding each other inappropriately...
You only saw the woman wink and pout at the man and you assume that something is going on between them??
A wink and a pout in your dictionary equates a fling??

Hmm...
Madam mind your business o...
If you must talk, make sure you have CONCRETE EVIDENCE if not this your 15year friendship will come crashing down like a park of cards...

u nailed it. Her suspicion is baseless and unfounded.

Tobam7302:
I don't know why I am just different from everyone. For most of my life I have always been the quiet one in any group even if I wish I could also be free like anyone else.

And now I am in the university. I am still the same maybe even worse, I am pratically a loner now. The virtual stuff we are doing is not even helping matter at all.

Before I gained admission I have always hoped that university will probably change me, but I am in 200 level now nothing has changed. It's like I don't have that fast thinking to give good replies to conversations (especially Yoruba ). And my friend is like the complete opposite of me; free with everyone, funny, witty with words and stuffs.

I can count the number of things I say per day. I just want to get better than this and meet new people. I am going to be 20 next year, yet no babe or even female friends. Shey I even get male sef talkless of female.

My parents sef are probably hoping for some changes. One of my Granny's last words to me was 'when will you not be shy again'. I just laughed then but it's really serious to me... No day pass without me thinking about this.

I just envy people that are just so fucking good at talking, especially this funny bangers people do ( I am so bad at this. I will probably just bore the person out).

The worst part is the way people treat you like a kid just because I don't talk the way, I am supposed to. I am just depressed. Anytime I go out, I always come back depressed, why?. When I see the quality of conversations people have and how fun and confident they are talking. My friend is probably tired of me. Phone calls sef na trouble. No one calls me except my parents.


What do I do to be normal, how do I live like others and just enjoy life? I have even thought about taking weed to help me that's how desperate I am.

If you have experienced this before please how did you overcome.This is really draining me. I just wanted to let it all out sorry if the post is long.

all u need is weed, roll that sh1t, light that sh1t and smoke that sh1t, come back here and give us testimony.

UNN- Mr okoronkwo for computer science department. That man get mind give me extra year.

habsydiamond:
The only thing I know about them be say when dem poo e dey smell die.. Like say the yansh dey add different odour from that of those wey no get yansh

it's high time the mods create a section for the kids, too many kids on nairaland.

NovesaTillie:
Keep it up. If you date me and don't make your moves by the 6th month I will leave..........

lwkmd...no mind the simp

Here in Libya, 1 dinner is equal to 1 hundred naira.

Afriqan:
Even as a man, I sometimes feel for ladies, but you can't settle down out of pity.

It's majorly the economy that has prevented a lot of well meaning guys from settling down. A lot of Nigerian women will tell you they love you, but if there is no money, there won't be respect in the relationship, that's why most guys are just staying single nowadays.

But with God, all things are possible. Marriage is a beautiful thing.

Exactly bro, women hardly regard or respect u as their husband if the money is not there, so it's better to stay on your own and hustle hard. Thank God say I be man, I can marry at any age.

Mrkumareze:
Werey pastor...
Righteousnes2 come, the world is ending tonight

Lwkmd no be small thing oh

God please help us Nigerians and punish this chronic lier called Lai Mohamed. This man is living up to his name. This idiot no go die well.