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Family › Re: Could He Have Ulterior Motives By Disagreeing To This? Should I Opt Out? by Figger(m): 3:08pm On Dec 04, 2021
Pinkzebra:
He doesn't have an ulterior motive, but he is scared . As an African man, knowing he can't impregnate a woman and doing that willinging will wreck his ego. Since you brought the game of having one child , then cut off your fallopian tube . Is not risky , at least you get your period and get to enjoy sex without fear of pregnancy . So bear the burnt and leave him out or better still keep trying until you get a man who will dance to your tune .


On a lighter note : may my son not meet a woman like you, iseeeee!
e shock me to know that people like this dey for this naija. God protect me from such female
Romance › Re: Men Have Biological Clock Too - Their Clock Explained by Figger(m): 12:14pm On Dec 04, 2021
BigBashiru:
it's applicable to men because men are human beings..... ever heard of erectile dysfunction? men just have slightly more time than females that's all....
erectile dysfunction is curable unlike menopause.
Romance › Re: Men Have Biological Clock Too - Their Clock Explained by Figger(m): 10:07am On Dec 04, 2021
BigBashiru:
i know what biological clock means in women. and ive just explained to you what it means in men....
no u don't know what biological clock means, it simply means at a certain age, one becomes unable to procreate. It's not applicable to men.
Celebrities › Re: Davido's ₦240 Million Rolls Royce Cullinan Arrives In Lagos by Figger(m): 11:01am On Dec 03, 2021
I no understand, how many times this guy go buy rolls Royce cullinam. Abi na audio?
Business › Re: Man Tries To Commit Suicide In Banking Hall After Fraudsters Withdrew His Money by Figger(m): 10:57am On Dec 03, 2021
FalseProphet1:
I see davido sending him 500k as part of his charity program, I see him back on his feet hailing and smiling with davido.

I see other lazy youths going into the bank with rope to attempt suicide hoping for davido to pick their call, I see the bank arresting them.

This I have seen.
Lwkmd bros u no get joy at all grin
Romance › Re: Always Investigate Your Girlfriend's Ex Before Marriage by Figger(m): 10:53am On Dec 03, 2021
ConqueredWest:
What if the manifestation God sent is not the one you are expecting.?
how
Celebrities › Re: Fans Praise Eniola Badmus’ Amazing Weight Transformation Photos by Figger(m): 11:47pm On Dec 02, 2021
She go still fat back again, she seem like a foodie
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Receives Gift From O2 Arena For Selling Out 20k Capacity For Three Nights by Figger(m): 11:29pm On Dec 02, 2021
This is pure grace at work here, cos I keep wondering, wetin this guy dey sing wey go make people dey rush the tickets for the show. Am happy for him though no hating, I play some of his music too.
Romance › Re: "I Texted Him First" A Nigerian Lady Narrates HowShe Met Her Husband On Facebook by Figger(m): 11:12pm On Dec 02, 2021
Most times it doesn't always have a happy ending,it all depends on the kind of person u re lucky to receive her shots, u don't expect me to get serious with u if I find out you're not the type of person I need as a wife simply cos u made the first move.
Romance › Re: Always Investigate Your Girlfriend's Ex Before Marriage by Figger(m): 6:09pm On Dec 02, 2021
Hideki:
God has already answered your prayers. He knows your thoughts and his plans for you are the best
I no understand, if God has actually answered our prayers, why then has it failed to manifest.
Romance › Re: Always Investigate Your Girlfriend's Ex Before Marriage by Figger(m): 6:07pm On Dec 02, 2021
Dangrace01:
You'll pray from morning to night no result you'll go to church no result

But one yahoo boy would use juju on someone it would be as effective till eternity.

Why is juju powerful
I keep wondering the same, the mystery of life is very hard to unravel.
Politics › Re: Ojukwu's Son, Afamefuna Makes Debut With Ijele Dance (Photos) by Figger(m): 12:23pm On Dec 02, 2021
BABANGBALI:
The boy no even resemble the father, I suspect fowl play
hahahahaha...are u thinking what am thinking
Romance › Re: Guys can you deal with this kind of girl? ...should I Continue With her? by Figger(m): 9:32am On Nov 30, 2021
Ammishaddai:
My bros, I already read his post and I am aware that he already talked with his girlfriend about this before. However, the way he presented his case made me emphasize on him"sitting her down " and having a heart-to-heart talk that is serious and means business .

You suggesting that he should leave her and focus on his life does not sound right. Why? Because he loves this girl and he wants the best for her. Calling it quits before trying all the possible options of reconciliation is certainly not the proper way to handle things .
the girl already called him a nag, how else is he going to sit her down for more advice.
Romance › Re: For Those Of You Double Dating, How Do You Cope? by Figger(m): 11:59am On Nov 29, 2021
sofnana:
Go and learn the meaning of double dating before you ask questions.
op is contradicting himself... polygamy instead
Christianity Etc › Re: A Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed by Figger(m): 8:31am On Nov 28, 2021
A friend with WEED is a friend INDEED.
Celebrities › Re: Sound Sutan’s Wife, Farida Fasasi Celebrates His 45th Posthumous Birthday by Figger(m): 8:15am On Nov 28, 2021
The guy death still dey pain me walahi
ReoCoker:
Sound Sultan; All round entertainer, Baba Jagbajantis, A King, creative genius.... Who nor know you nor know book at all.

We still dey try to solve BODMAS for here.


Happy posthumous birthday Baba and keep on resting Peacefully.
Family › Re: Her Mother Making Passes At Her Husband by Figger(m): 8:07am On Nov 28, 2021
Favfables1:
What exactly do you want to tell your friend??
You didn't catch them having sex...
You didn't catch them kissing...
You didn't catch them holding each other inappropriately...
You only saw the woman wink and pout at the man and you assume that something is going on between them??
A wink and a pout in your dictionary equates a fling??

Hmm...
Madam mind your business o...
If you must talk, make sure you have CONCRETE EVIDENCE if not this your 15year friendship will come crashing down like a park of cards...
u nailed it. Her suspicion is baseless and unfounded.
Romance › Re: I Am Tired Of Being Like This. Advice Me Pls by Figger(m): 2:05pm On Nov 26, 2021
Tobam7302:
I don't know why I am just different from everyone. For most of my life I have always been the quiet one in any group even if I wish I could also be free like anyone else.

And now I am in the university. I am still the same maybe even worse, I am pratically a loner now. The virtual stuff we are doing is not even helping matter at all.

Before I gained admission I have always hoped that university will probably change me, but I am in 200 level now nothing has changed. It's like I don't have that fast thinking to give good replies to conversations (especially Yoruba ). And my friend is like the complete opposite of me; free with everyone, funny, witty with words and stuffs.

I can count the number of things I say per day. I just want to get better than this and meet new people. I am going to be 20 next year, yet no babe or even female friends. Shey I even get male sef talkless of female.

My parents sef are probably hoping for some changes. One of my Granny's last words to me was 'when will you not be shy again'. I just laughed then but it's really serious to me... No day pass without me thinking about this.

I just envy people that are just so fucking good at talking, especially this funny bangers people do ( I am so bad at this. I will probably just bore the person out).

The worst part is the way people treat you like a kid just because I don't talk the way, I am supposed to. I am just depressed. Anytime I go out, I always come back depressed, why?. When I see the quality of conversations people have and how fun and confident they are talking. My friend is probably tired of me. Phone calls sef na trouble. No one calls me except my parents.


What do I do to be normal, how do I live like others and just enjoy life? I have even thought about taking weed to help me that's how desperate I am.

If you have experienced this before please how did you overcome.This is really draining me. I just wanted to let it all out sorry if the post is long.
all u need is weed, roll that sh1t, light that sh1t and smoke that sh1t, come back here and give us testimony.
Education › Re: Mention That Wicked University Lecturer Name by Figger(m): 3:21pm On Nov 25, 2021
UNN- Mr okoronkwo for computer science department. That man get mind give me extra year.
Romance › Re: Is There Disadvantage In Marrying A Lady With Big Back Side by Figger(m): 3:17pm On Nov 25, 2021
habsydiamond:
The only thing I know about them be say when dem poo e dey smell die.. Like say the yansh dey add different odour from that of those wey no get yansh
it's high time the mods create a section for the kids, too many kids on nairaland.
Romance › Re: 4 Months Into Our Relationship I Have Not Asked Her Sex Is It Good? by Figger(m): 3:04pm On Nov 25, 2021
NovesaTillie:
Keep it up. If you date me and don't make your moves by the 6th month I will leave..........
lwkmd...no mind the simp
Business › Re: Pound To Naira: Can You Believe This Tiny Coin Is N780? (Pictures) by Figger(m): 3:02pm On Nov 25, 2021
Here in Libya, 1 dinner is equal to 1 hundred naira.
Romance › Re: Finding The Perfect One by Figger(m): 2:08pm On Nov 24, 2021
Afriqan:
Even as a man, I sometimes feel for ladies, but you can't settle down out of pity.

It's majorly the economy that has prevented a lot of well meaning guys from settling down. A lot of Nigerian women will tell you they love you, but if there is no money, there won't be respect in the relationship, that's why most guys are just staying single nowadays.

But with God, all things are possible. Marriage is a beautiful thing.
Exactly bro, women hardly regard or respect u as their husband if the money is not there, so it's better to stay on your own and hustle hard. Thank God say I be man, I can marry at any age.
Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Peter Tom Udofia Marries 18-Year-Old Choir Member (Photos) by Figger(m): 1:42pm On Nov 24, 2021
Mrkumareze:
Werey pastor...
Righteousnes2 come, the world is ending tonight sad
Lwkmd no be small thing oh
Politics › Re: Lagos #EndSARS Report Is Fake, Tales By Moonlight -Lai Mohammed by Figger(m): 12:42pm On Nov 23, 2021
God please help us Nigerians and punish this chronic lier called Lai Mohamed. This man is living up to his name. This idiot no go die well.
Politics › Re: We Won't Participate In One Million Walk For Tinubu Presidency – SWAGA by Figger(m): 6:54pm On Nov 22, 2021
God will disgrace tinubu come 2023
Family › Re: Why Do People Have A Problem With You Once You Start Living Good? by Figger(m): 9:38am On Nov 22, 2021
stunnert:
It is called the P.H.D Syndrome ( Pull .Him .Down Syndrome)

It is very common among the uneducated lower class folks sad sad sad
very true, it's prevalent among those with less education.
Science/Technology › Re: Ten Of The Tallest Trees In The World (Pictures) by Figger(m): 8:06pm On Nov 21, 2021
What of the iroko tree wey full Igbo land. These once dey learn na
Romance › Re: Davido Called Out For Disrespecting Bbnaija Nengi In Dubai by Figger(m): 1:50pm On Nov 21, 2021
So na davido dey lash this girl
Romance › Re: Help!!! A 17 Year Old Girl Confessed Her Love For Me by Figger(m): 9:39pm On Nov 20, 2021
donbachi:
Avoid secret places with her.because penis wey get erection,no get conscience.

And,

A naive girl wey love man,no know wetin she enter.until her first abortion.
Nice one
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Church Wedding Important? by Figger(m): 9:19pm On Nov 20, 2021
Jemerson:
Church wedding and white wedding are not the same thing.

White wedding = social event after church wedding
you're confused I can see that.

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