₦airaland Forum

One of our special needs members. Eya.

This was a positive. They should do the exercise again. Having three solid banks in the country is better than twenty-four shoddy institutions.

She’s scandalous and older than him. The guy wants to knack. He’ll dispose of her soon.

Let me use today to watch this show. Finally, I can binge it without the hype. For the guy, na him know. Some old men don’t know their greys mean wisdom. He’ll learn it the hard way.

Let’s hope his death will not inconvenience honest folks trying to make a living. Gone should be the days of closing markets for a week while searching for youths to sacrifice. Let the world quickly fast forward so Gen Alpha will take over with their forward-thinking mindset. All these generations who believe in witchcraft should die off.

The cause of death is the major information needed.

Didn’t the boy say he was married? The baby mama na him side chick?

Whether e work, whether e no work, e no concern me.

All he’s waiting for now is death. What’s there to achieve again?

Na twenty-two year olds dey in demand now. Nobody dey look these native fowls again.

Marriage don start. Let’s not hear she was sexting Whitemoney and Boma out of boredom. I don’t trust the girl.

All they do is talk. Who’s this one again? This month, we’ll get another set of them. I don tire for the show. It lost relevance after Mercy Eke’s set. Na incels and ugly women dey watch the show these days.

1. Two rooms. A good idea since most marriages end in this after decades.

2. Sleeping in turns. If she’s a housewife, this will be easy. I remember doing this with my girlfriend.

3. Sleep before him while hoping not to wake up for anything. Doesn’t always work because loud snoring can always wake you up.

This is good news. He is finally free if an afterlife exists. So, what was God’s reason for making him suffer for seven decades? The news was reported on the radio yesterday. It’s surprising every other outlet is catching up today.

There’s a region of Jos highly protected from stupid crises. I guess that’s where these buildings reside.

…but they’re married. Nothing I type will make a difference.

Only losers care for these guys aka 99.9% of children on Nairaland.

They always say this. Experience proves different. My grandma was 100+ and scared of dying. My grandpa was the same at 101+.

Na better beating go bless the marriage once the novelty wear off. She dumped the guy first to hobnob with celebrities. When he do him own, make she no complain.

Fifteen pawns out of hundreds of thousands. Nothing new. The war continues.

Further cementing his legacy. I am not surprised. He deserved it.

Living to 80 is an achievement in itself. Goodbye.

Who cares?!

I had sex and I was like, ‘So this is even it?’

Exactly my thought after I carried out the deed. It was around my third or fourth encounter I understood why people cherished it so much. When you feel her insides tickle your rod, it feels really good. When she bends into an angle to allow you thrust her slippery orifice with as much force as you can muster, you’d spend the next three days fantasizing on the experience.

Who invited the brat to Nigeria? I’m angry.

Let me check for how to install a bidet. Oyibo don finally realize say Africans get the right idea from time.

His weakness is no more. He can live a productive life once again.

If he used a condom, he would save money from avoiding birthing a child. That is the real money ritual he should’ve done.

What is wrong with Americans that most don’t die from natural causes?