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Politics › Re: “APC Will Produce Kwara’s Next Governor” – Bukola Saraki’s Sister Gbemisola by Firstorderwizard(m): 6:41am On Mar 04, 2019
Oricha79:
he was replaced by ibrahim oloriegbe
she still wields influence in Kwara politics.
Don't be surprise he's her stooge
Politics › Re: “APC Will Produce Kwara’s Next Governor” – Bukola Saraki’s Sister Gbemisola by Firstorderwizard(m): 5:40am On Mar 04, 2019
foolishness is when you replace Sen Bukola Saraki with Gbemi Saraki and claim that power have left the Saraki dynasty.
otoge my foot.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by Firstorderwizard(m): 9:12pm On Mar 03, 2019
ifyalways:
My top 3 essays are :
Sandralina
Ifex370
Petitequeen

Thank you so much guys. I will send you all a PM . Please reply with your account details for your 10K winning. If you have GTB or Access bank account, You'd d get your money today or morrow, else on Monday.

May Gods Grace and favour shine brightly on you guys soon. Amen.
I know say I no qualify but consolation prize no dey niihuh
Anyway,thank you for this rare kind gesture.
Politics › Re: Maryam Umar: Corper Rots In Boko Haram Custody by Firstorderwizard(m): 6:20pm On Mar 03, 2019
Wetin concern agbero with overload... next level joor
Politics › Re: Police Recover 61 Stranded Cows In Kaduna by Firstorderwizard(m): 6:01pm On Mar 03, 2019
When I thought I have seen and heard it all...
Romance › How Do Men Cope In Precolonial Semiunclad Societies by Firstorderwizard(op): 4:20pm On Mar 03, 2019
How come there are no reported cases of rape in precolonial African societies when women walk about unclad?

Crime › Re: Residents Flee Community In Rivers State After Killing Of Soldiers. Photos by Firstorderwizard(m): 12:45pm On Mar 03, 2019
Even as I dey Rivers state, one leg dey IMO, if i hear any fiim I go fiam to my state. This boys no wan get sense
Investment › Re: What Business Can I Start With #600k? by Firstorderwizard(op): 11:43pm On Mar 02, 2019
INFOBIZ3:
Where are you presently
PortHarcourt
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Heineken International Graduate Trainee Recruitment 2019 by Firstorderwizard(m): 11:21pm On Mar 02, 2019
peanutbutter:
I haven't received anything though but the WhatsApp group I'm in, a lot of people have received theirs
well it's best not to set your mind on this because chances you get in are extremely slim
imagine sifting through over 8000 applications to just pick about 15 people
it's like a lottery, man. That's why I have other alternatives too.
please send me the WHATSAPP link
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Some Fun While Job Hunting by Firstorderwizard(m): 10:13pm On Feb 28, 2019
ifyalways:
Good day everyone. This thread is open to all Job seekers who are :
Active in the Job/vacancies section
Are currently looking for Job
Have been registered NLD members since 2017 atleast.
Don't post twice with your alternate handle, I will fish you out and you will be disqualified.

What to do :
Write a FUN essay of a typical day in your job seeking/ interview adventure. The story might be gloomy but find a way to inject some fun in it.
Post the essay here. Not less than 400 words,original and unique, no copy and paste.

What you'd get:
The best 10 will win 5,000 ngn each.
The next 5 will get 3,000 each
The next 5 will get 1,000 recharge card of their choice.

This is solely for Fun and to lighten our days and encouragement to not give up .

I'm the judge and Jury hence will determine the essay that wins or not.

This funpetition is open from today till till March 1st. I will announce winners March 2nd, disburse the winnings March 3rd and 4th and move on. If you win and not on ground to send your details on 3rd or 4th, it's forfeited .

Ngwa, let's have the essays . Goodluck smiley
It was a bright beautiful Tuesday morning in the green forest Eastern Nigeria; the previous night rainfall have sent chilly organic stench in my small village. The goats in the compound bleeting as they expect their early morning ration of palmfronds and leaves ,hens with their little ones chirping and roosting on insects trooping out from their holes to embrace the radiant warmth of the early morning sun.
At exactly 7am, I woke up to the realisation that the long awaited day have arrived.... the journey to answer the clarion call in the oil rich Delta state. The camp experience opened up a new chapter,a new breathe of fresh air after the boring 8months sojourn in the village after graduation. The soldiers ordering us around..the early morning drills,the camp activites.. mammy market and the two weeks relationship with Judith(not real name).Having read so many stories of camp life on nairaland, I was full of expectations, no doubt I got enough dose of it.
Service year was fun and full of lovecapades...
I fell in love with Aisha(full name withheld) she was a black beauty, down to earth and a woman every man would desire. I planned to marry her immediately I secure a job after service year even though she's from Taraba and my old man who never cease to tell stories of how he fought gallantly during the civil war as a Biafran army major will oppose it. After all its one Nigeria I muttered to myself.Aisha is mine a voice reassured me.

Immediately I got the NYSC discharge certificate, I joined the race, uncles and aunties were contacted and forward your CV was the usual reply.I polished my CV and paid a CV professional who claimed to have helped graduates secure jobs in multinational oil companies to review it.But why is he still jobless after helping people secure juicy jobs? I asked myself, well our destinies differs a voice inside replied... joblessness is not my portion I said to my self.

Fast forward to 8months later, had encounters with 3different scam recruitments,Did over 100 applications,got 3 interviews but the last word I heard from the panelists is "we'll get back to you" no feedback from aunties and uncles.... Friends started leaving... calls and chats started reducing... allawee no longer drops...no job,no friend..no family.
Mama became my friend, motivator,breadwinner and adviser.....
My retired soldier papa became my closest rival..life became bitter..The clock continued ticking.
To be continued please, low battery
Jobs/Vacancies › What Is It Like To Work With Lionbridge? by Firstorderwizard(op): 1:34pm On Feb 05, 2019
I need answers please
Business › Re: If You're Not Ready For Heartbreaks, Never Start Up A Business by Firstorderwizard(m): 8:50pm On Feb 03, 2019
groomed:
lol bros, some guys do 3-5Million in a month.... just make sure you have a product that is hard to find, but in high demand, blast your ads and watch people tear down your door with money in hand begging you to take their money.
bro put your guy through na, I need practical investment ideas. Tired of office work.
Investment › Re: What Business Can I Start With #600k? by Firstorderwizard(op): 7:51pm On Feb 03, 2019
Freak4achild:
Importation or networking business.
can you please expatiate?
Politics › Re: Rivers Poll: Court Okays Suit Seeking To Disqualify Wike Over Birth Certificate by Firstorderwizard(m): 7:50pm On Feb 03, 2019
Dead on arrival
Investment › What Business Can I Start With #600k? by Firstorderwizard(op):
I really need to invest the money for some returns,Any idea?
Celebrities › Re: Mr P And Genevieve Did Not Know That Camera Was On Them by Firstorderwizard(m): 10:23pm On Jan 13, 2019
I was about to watch it out of sympathy for OP but remembered the video is the reason why we where where we are, so let me wait for the good Samaritan below to help OP and watch it
Business › Re: Uzoma Dozie Gives Details Of Access And Diamond Banks "Merger" by Firstorderwizard(m): 6:22pm On Dec 17, 2018
If you read that write up kindly summarize.
Some of us attended night school
undecided
Romance › Re: Fashion Designer Gives Her Fiance Doggy Pose In Pre-wedding Photos by Firstorderwizard(m): 8:15pm On Oct 20, 2018
Marriage is fvcking over rated. Get a baby mama or surrogate mother, raise children and live ur life to the fullest.Its just one life.
NYSC › Re: Acid Burns Survivor, Chizzy Frances Completes NYSC (photos) by Firstorderwizard(m): 8:13pm On Oct 20, 2018
calculux1:
congratulations dear,
somebody must marry you in Jesus name
Wakanda prayer be this

Politics › Re: 2019: PDP Denies Rift In Choice Of Obi by Firstorderwizard(m): 6:19pm On Oct 13, 2018
hucienda:
Who do we believe then? Where did the other news come from?
And where do you think it came from?
BMC of course
Romance › Guys Will You Take Your Girlfriend To This Hotel by Firstorderwizard(op): 5:54pm On Oct 13, 2018
huh

Crime › Re: 32-Year-Old Man Rapes 78-Year-Old Grandmother In Niger, Damages Her Private Part by Firstorderwizard(m): 11:32am On Oct 10, 2018
Ok
Christianity Etc › Re: Charlyn Oyakhilome Was Sharon's Chief Bridesmaid (Photos) by Firstorderwizard(m): 11:32am On Oct 10, 2018
columbus007:
:Pchoi,make person just hide under that wide gown under dey tongue lash this babe,choi.
I see u ma nigga

NYSC › Re: Nysc Winding-up/passing-out Date 2017 Batch ‘b’ Steam I - See Pop Event Dates by Firstorderwizard(m): 10:19am On Oct 10, 2018
Another set of idle I mean jobless youths about to be offloaded into the crooked, lifeless and frustrating labour market
Travel › Re: Aviation Unions Shut Down Lagos Airport, Flights Grounded by Firstorderwizard(m): 10:17am On Oct 10, 2018
osabiya16:
Money has different names !!! In church its called (offering), in school its (fee), in marriage it's called (dowry), in divorce (alimony), when you owe someone its (debt ), when you pay the government (tax), in court (fines), civil servant retirees (pension) boss to workers (salary), master to subordinates (wages), when you borrow from bank (loan), when you offer after a service (tip), to kidnappers (ransom), illegally received in the name of service (bribe). The question is "when a man gives it to his girlfriend what do we call it?? Answer
Maga undecided
Politics › Re: Sagay: 'Atiku Has No Records To Run With Except Empty Promises' by Firstorderwizard(m): 9:46am On Oct 10, 2018
nairavsdollars:
By Temidayo Akinsuyi

Prof. Itse Sagay (SAN), Chairman of the Presidential Advisory Committee Against Corruption (PACAC), on Tuesday said there is no basis for comparison between President Muhammadu Buhari and former Vice- President Atiku Abubakar as far as the 2019 presidential election is concerned.

Buhari emerged as the presidential candidate of the ruling All Progressives Congress (APC) at the weekend while Atiku also defeated 11 other aspirants to become the flag bearer of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP).

Speaking in an interview with DAILY INDEPENDENT, Sagay, who is currently in the United States, said he didn’t perceive Atiku as a threat to President Buhari because as a former Vice- President, Atiku has no records to run with except making promises, which he may not fulfil if elected president.

On the contrary, he said President Buhari’s record of integrity, his management of the economy, tackling challenges of insecurity especially the Boko Haram menace and his social investment programme, which has uplifted many poor Nigerians will get him re-elected by appreciative Nigerians.

“No. I don’t see Atiku as a threat to President Buhari. We are talking of records here. Buhari has a record extending from 1984. He has integrity, not only that, he has sustained the fight against corruption. It is unprecedented.

“We also have the social investment programme, which monies recovered from corrupt people are being applied for the improvement of the lives of the most vulnerable members of the public. The economy is going up; oil subsidy fraud has been eliminated.

“The Boko Haram militants have been seriously decimated, I can go on and on. Talking of records, former Vice-President Atiku has nothing to run on except the words of his mouth. So, there is no basis for comparison between the two”.

On the promise by Atiku that he will restructure Nigeria within six months if elected president, Sagay said while that is a good campaign point, restructuring will not solve all Nigeria’s problems.

He, however, said the APC also has plans for restructuring the country, which necessitated the setting up of the committee on restructuring chaired by Governor Nasir El-Rufai of Kaduna State.

“Yes, he said he will restructure Nigeria within six months if elected president. To me, that is a good campaign point. It is good but there is no evidence that Buhari will not ascent to any form of restructuring even though he is not so positive about it”.

“If you read the report of the party’s committee on restructuring, the one headed by El-Rufai, it is clear and very strong. So, the APC is committed to restructuring too and so, it is not an advantage for Atiku".

“Restructuring will not solve all our problems. What of due process, what of integrity, what of honesty, what of all the things that ensures that the state resources are applied and the resources of the state are not divided by a few people. So, all those things are important” he said.

On the role of former President, Olusegun Obasanjo in determining who the president in the forthcoming presidential election, Sagay said Nigerians should not attach any importance to the ex-president who he described as irrelevant.

“ I don’t think Obasanjo is irrelevant. He doesn’t have more influence than myself. So, I believe Nigerians should just forget about him” he said.

https://independent.ng/2019-atiku-has-no-records-to-run-with-except-empty-promises-sagay/
This man used to be one of my role models until he defended Adeosun's certificate forgery only for Adeosun herself to accept that the certificate was truly forged.
I have placed him where I placed LAI Mohammed

Next post please undecided
Politics › Re: 2019 Elections: Oby Ezekwesili Seeks Public Support; Releases Bank Details by Firstorderwizard(m): 9:32am On Oct 10, 2018
solaugo1:
2019 Presidential Elections: Oby Ezekwesili Seeks Public Support; Releases Bank Account Details

DONATIONS! If you want to support the #Oby4PresidentCampaign with your donations, please make payment to this account: Account Name: OBY4PRESIDENT2019 Account No: GTB 0430144522

https://i0.wp.com/news.assure.ng/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/oby.png?w=589&ssl=1

more @ https://news.assure.ng/2019-presidential-elections-oby-ezekwesili-seeks-public-support-releases-bank-account-details/
As nwafo Igbo,I'll rather vote Buhari than pay a dime into that account
Career › Re: Pay Our Salary Arrears, Teachers Beg Rivers Govt by Firstorderwizard(m): 5:27am On Oct 10, 2018
qarada:
Oil rich River state that never owed a dime during Amechi’s time is now owing several months in arrear and the children of hate from the red mud enclave are yet to start making senseless noise like they normally with APC governors. Na wa O !
Ogbeni u know see 2009 their, who was in power then?
Politics › Re: South-East 'Has A Strong Case' But Atiku’s Running Mate To Come From South-West by Firstorderwizard(m): 5:14am On Oct 10, 2018
tochukwuifediba:
Vice Presidency must come to South East or Buhari continue
Who VP help? I'm only interested in voting out Buhari come 2019.

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