₦airaland Forum

Tonypen247:
Swallormir

"Slawormiir"

Mayemavins:
She Aborted my pregnancy...

"My pregnancy?" Her pregnancy or your pregnancy? Can a man be pregnant? Laughing.

Scripted. Story for the gods.

NaijaRoyalty:
Congrats to them

I pray God almighty answer my elder sister in Jesus mighty name, Amen

Amen.

oz4real83:
After the "first rape", she still offered herself for the "second rape" again. Like somebody already said above, it looks like a case of transaction gone wrong.

There was even a third one right after the second rape. You failed to mention that one. I think the two had been having consensual sex before the transaction went wrong.

PDP should consider forming an alliance with Labour Party. In such an arrangement, the LP presidential candidate (Peter Obi) will become Atiku's running mate. My own opinion, though. Wetin I know sef.

officialwdhtv:
Girls choose your body shape and boys choose the body shape you like☺️

C and D.

Why blur the accident victim's face? I don't understand how Nigerians behave at times. You are needing the public's help to identify the family of an accident victim and yet you are masking her face!

I don't care what brand or model, but any phone that can't give me a quality chipset other than MediaTek, 6GB of RAM and at least 64GB of internal storage is not for me.

GingerbreadMen:
Avatar?

No. The Jackal (1997) starring Bruce Willis, Richard Gere, Sidney Poitier (R.I.P) and Diane Venora.

"She's Basque, isn't she? They say Basques live by the vendetta. If they love you, it is to death. The same thing when they hate you."

Guess the movie.

If I were you I'd focus hard on getting a job and securing affordable accomodation. Do away with distractions for now.

Let me paraphrase for those who didn't understand: The wife sold her OVARIES just so she could buy an Android phone (Samsung)!

She called the other man in the chat her "baby." Now she's pleading with you, her other "baby," to forgive, saying she's sorry. Only God knows how many 'babies' this babe must have been seeing behind your back.

Btw, in that chat the man had asked after her "friend" (meaning you). She must have told him that you're only just a friend. Her intentions are therefore evident. What further advice would you be needing?

StilmaVsBorn2w:
Update:

Sorry my people I asked for financial assistance.
am at her fathers compound presently,. I know everything will fall in place.
God works in mysterious ways, thank you all for your comments.
once again thank you

Previous thread https://www.nairaland.com/7102223/want-me-marry-corpse-refused

It's a good thing you heeded advice in the end. You should never ignore or treat with disdain certain aspects of tradition. They have repercussions. I read the previous thread and could sense your vain arrogance. Such arrogance and stubbornness don't help matters. Next time be humble and appreciate anyone offering useful advice to you.

T0T0fucker:
it started last 2wesks, steady crying...I can't sleep at all.. always wakes me at night.
surprisingly today it used to be one.

now it's two, crying all throughout the night like you mistake it for a human being

is there a sign or omen?

what can I do?

Let the innocent cat be. She's not a witch.

Sominablack:
Thanks all for the advice, I appreciate. But as it is now, am no longer interested in the relationship any longer, how can I do with my daughter of 7years that's the only issue bothering me now, cos I dont want her to influence her negatively.

Do not divorce your wife. Borrow a leaf from Yul Edochie and live happily ever after.

NobleSeed:
suggest a mobile app that has been helpful to you and what you use it for let others learn, download and use it too.
Below are the few I Make use off and the ones I know are good too

5.download only youtube videos, straight to my phone with tubemate

Why use TubeMate or Vidmate when you can simply install and use Pure Tuber instead for a purer YouTube experience. It is clean, more efficient and offers a better way of watching and downloading YouTube videos.

Nairalandhotboy:
marry a good cook and u will enjoy it no matter your location am not in Nigeria but I get my local ingredients always

You're right. We do get the ingredients in grocery shops from Nigerians who import them, but they're often way too costly and lacking freshness and the kind of flavor of locally processed ones.

Nairalandhotboy:
We just dey start

Is that oha soup?
I'm missing home.

Russian women are beautiful. Every Anna, Yulia, Natasha or Natalia in that country is naturally a beautiful girl. Beauty runs in the Russian gene (in their women, at least). Take Anna Chicherova for instance.

IdanNla:
My girlfriend was raped around March... Right now she is avoiding me etc But what I wanted to do right now is filling a case at the police station as breaking up has not cross my heart yet but to punish the dude for what he did..

Here's what you should do, man: Invite the guy over; or just go to his place and talk to him. Buy him beer and while drinking ask him to explain to you man to man what actually happened between your girlfriend and himself. Let him know that your girlfriend confided in you, that she claimed he raped her. Then wait and hear his own shocking true confession.

Kenya and Zimbabwe giving Africa a bad name through their women. Lol

Loewe:
None of the above. Below is what you should use:

Request for Redesignation as Administrative Staff

Beautiful! That's exactly correct.
I was going to post exactly the same sentence.

Jeon:
ALL HUMAN'S ARE POLYGAMOUS IN NATURE..

NO OFFENSE.

Where did this idea of putting the apostrophe (') in plural words originate from? It is HUMANS (not HUMAN'S)

AustineE1:
Igbo's value life a lot....may her soul and that of all others who lost there lives in that fulani bandits dastard act rest in perfect peace.

Igbos (not Igbo's)

Hailleys:
Help! I am about to finish my 300L stage in one of Nigeria state polytechnics but I am losing many opportunities due to my inability to speak fluently in English language. Although, I am good in typing/writing and I can compose my self in good English in my brain but it is very difficult whenever I open my mouth.
Any suggestion for improvement are welcome.
Thanks Nairalanders.

Read books always. Listen to radio and watch/hear TV news and commentaries (especially foreign news channels like the BBC, CNN, Aljazeera, etc.) Listen to/watch interviews. Pay special attention to the way the presenters and guests on the radio/TV programs carry on conversation. Scrutinize sentences and speeches heard and it will help you build up and develop your word skills and diction.

EFCC double-crossed you? Do you even know the dictionary definition of the word 'double-cross' or you just loved how the word sounded in your ears and so used it? No, EFCC did not double-cross you. EFCC cornered you. EFCC accosted you. Etc, etc. Double-cross means an act of betrayal. So how did EFCC betray you?

Nigerian youths are so much obsessed with matters of relationship and sex.

triple996:
See dis clown abeg
No wonder Nigerians don't take mkpurumiris serious

Clearly seen from your thought process, it is people like you who will rush in or wade into matters concerning the women and end up making yourself appear so foolish in the process. Soludo is only trying to play his role as a man, which is to get himself not distracted by foolishness of some women.

MadamVanessa:
Goodmorning Christian brethrens and to all nairalanders.

In today's society, I noticed that people seem to see those that do not go to church regularly as not being serious with their heavenly race and salvation of soul and this makes it look like one salvation of soul is tied down to going to church regularly.

I am one of such person that do not like going to church at all, but I believe so much in God and I know I am not the only one in this. This problem is faced by so many people in the world.

So is there anything wrong in one not going to church regularly but believe in God within himself or herself and try his or her best in doing the things that pleases God.

You ain't the only one, @MadamVanessa. I'm one of such people. Although I believe in God so deeply, I ain't drawn to idea of organized church. Not that I don't go to church at all. I just do not go there too often.

And yet thousands die in hospitals everyday in a nation blessed with so many "healers."