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How do you guys over there manage to even get internet access?

rejoice4eva:
Please, admin and naira Landers, help us push this up. This community is yet to have good access to digital communication,even though
Ipesi Akoko is in Akoko South East Local government area of Ondo State. It is home to about 20000 populace with their people all over the world.

It has a college of education. It is home to Ebomi Lake. A potential tourist attraction of international status.

A network provider has erected a mast for over 6 years and the project is uncompleted.

Please any one with any assistance on how this community can have good network access should help

True, Nigeria has fine girls but Russia has got far more beautiful girls. Every Anna, Yulia, Natalia and Natasha in Russia is a fine girl.

justtoodark:
nigerian girls fine pass them joor....

and those ikebes ehn....

I understand your plight, man. Russia has the finest girls on Mother Planet and it's not an overstatement. I have had a similar experience in the past but I got over it. Find the things that give you pleasure currently and focus on them. It's okay to reminisce about the sweet memories but you cannot really make progress if you just keep focusing on the past. Sometimes you need to let go of Yulia to find a Natasha.

JackDaAlienz:
When i travelled to Russia to study medicine I was 23 years when I meet a very beautiful Russian girl named Yulia
She was 17 turning to 18.

I loved this girl with all my heart and she was so in love with me. Infact she loved me too much.
I was her first black boyfriend
We dated for 2 years
Then we broke up because I needed some space.
We still became very close friends after the break up.
Until she got a new boyfriend.
She called me crying and telling me that she has not loved any guy in this life more than me. But she doesn't know what to do about this rich guy who wants her.
I told her to go ahead, that if he can give her the life she always dreamed of living.

She clearly want this guy because of his money. Her new boyfriend is very rich and me I wasn't financially strong then.
Her boyfriend knows I'm her ex, so he forced her to block me everywhere.
We haven't talked since 3 years

I moved on like nothing happened
Now I'm back in Nigeria
It's been 3 years now
But here is the problem
No matter how hard I try to forget her
It doesn't work
I still get flashbacks of our love, romance and all the good times we had.
No matter how hard I try, I just can't forget her.

I got into a new relationship which ended shortly because the girl I was dating said I was still in love with my ex. That I talk about my ex more than I talk about her.
And it's true, I unknowingly bring up my ex in our discussion.
How do I get over my ex of 3 years.
I sometimes cry at night thinking about her
It's so weird, I have never had this kind of bond with a girl.

How can I remove her from my mind
It's like I'm spiritually tied to this girl

I agree with you 210%.

AngelicDamsel:
I decided to eat only natural food and fruits for three months and I tell you, brothers and sisters, Nature has the cure to every disease.

Many use seasoning cubes to cook everyday, but they don't know the danger of every processed edible.

Go natural and see your health improve on its own. You are what you eat, eat right.

How can he hear when he's deaf in the ears?

Can I tell you something? The white people ain't fools. They know the profile of every single country and ethnicity in Africa. If you doubt me check CIA Factbook and their so-called Travel Advisory. The British and the Americans know the areas and sections of Nigeria that pose a threat and so they advise their citizens accordingly.

Is it surprising that in spite of escalated tension in parts of Eastern and Western sections of Nigeria in recent time owing to activities of the Unknown Gunmen and the herdsmen in both regions respectively, the Americans and the British ain't classifying these areas as, quote, unsafe?

I am an Igbo man who had not taken this agitation for Biafra seriously at first (not that I do not believe in Biafra. I only hated the method). But some things have kept occuring that changed my perception of Nigeria permanently. Those of us in the diaspora indeed hold a deep patriotism for Nigeria. The feeling of patriotism for Fatherland is especially increased after one left his country behind to live in another country. But since Buhari took office and started to implement his hateful and divisive agenda for the nation, my support for Biafra increased a thousand fold.

The Americans here are fully aware of the Nigerian situation and you can hear them voicing it out in conversation. "How the hell did you guys in that Christian South manage to allow the Muslims to rule in Nigeria?" is what a white chap blurted out during a conversation.

You can take the horse to river but you cannot force it to drink the water. This is the case for Ebubeagu. The South-East governors created this security agency but getting the people to sign up for it is the problem. For the Igbos, it would be viewed as a betrayal of cause for any Igbo youth enlisting as member of Ebubeagu, especially in the light of prevailing circumstances in that region, without fearing for the possible repercussions.

Show some respect to dignity of man.

iceberylin:
Give aboki PHD He's still Aboki, like the ones in Govt
Master's degree holder should be able to come up with something better to do.

Okay.

Dton339:
Hnnnnnnnm
My brother money is good joor

Anyway, Please I will Design a Professional Logo or Letterhead for your Product or Company For 2k

Her son, Prince Charles, becomes King.

zoeA:
After the Queen dies what happens?

You must be dull in the brain or downright cynical. The same Cameroon that you are making fun of the Igbos with is also, ironically, where thousands of Borno residents and other North-Easterners have also fled to for refuge in recent years. I don't think you'd also call that cowardice on the part of the North-Easterners. Nor would you, likewise, describe as cowards the thousands of Yoruba men and women who hastily fled to Benin Republic in recent time and stayed there because of violence unleashed against them even on their ancestral homelands by a handful of herdsmen?

Ayomi90:
Nd who ran to Cameroon FG or Biafrans?

Go and buy Nokia, Samsung, Huawei, Xiaomi or Oppo. Forget Tecno and Infinix.

Silentgroper:
Op. I get 50k. Which one would u recommend for me, i'm after d ram strength.

These are purely AI tests that are meant to challenge your brain and see how you would respond to critical challenging issues that would require more than just academic intellect to handle. There's usually no Yes or No answer to these kind of questions. You just let your brain solve the puzzle.

Interestingly, these are also the type of examinations that intelligence organizations give to people newly recruited into espionage, especially for those in field operations. Though theirs are usually in the form of practical or demonstrative tests, not necessarily written tests.

And one is expected to pass such tests before they're even considered eligible for enlistment as field agent. I was reading the other day of how Mossad of Israel recruits its operatives. In one such practical examination a Mossad candidate for recruitment was ordered to approach a team of six heavily armed soldiers stationed at a military base and to, without risking his own life in the process or attracting attention to his mission, abduct one of the soldiers and deliver him safely to a Mossad safe house. Carrying out this mission successfully means that the candidate passed the test and therefore would be recruited as a Mossad officer. Failing on the mission, on the other hand, means automatic disqualification.

This was a particularly dangerous mission, one that could have led to him being killed by the team of apparently well trained special forces soldiers.

But he indeed succeeded and had the target abducted and brought safely to his handlers at the Mossad house. It turned out the soldier being abducted was in fact a member of the Mossad recruitment team and knew of the mission all along. But the young Mossad trainee did not know this.

I was left in awe reading how he had plotted the very delicate but intelligent moves that helped him succeed on the mission.

A military institution dominated by people from a particular ethnicity or section of the country cannot be truly called "Nigerian Army."
What we have in Nigeria is in fact Northern Nigerian Army.

Superstition. What about others who slept with married women/men but are doing just fine in their careers and businesses? The rich politicians, for instance.

They are the real terrorists, Miyetti Allah.

PaChukwudi44:
What of Miyetti Allah?

I am ashamed of you Igbos and Yorubas (fellow southerners) insulting each other over every comment. I am an Igbo man but I don't see the Yoruba as my enemy. The greatest enemy and threat to Igbos, and Southerners in general, are the Hausa-Fulani, and not the Yoruba. Enough of these bitter recriminations. And I'm appealing directly to my fellow Igbo people on this forum. Yorubas ain't our problems. If you feel you can't trust the Yorubaman, that's okay. But do not attack him. The same appeal goes also to Yorubas. The Igbo people are not your problems. Let's unite, please, and confront our common enemy.

Unknown Gunmen.

stonemasonn:
sorry I've been seeing this UGM...what's the full meaning?

Francis or Frances? Women do not bear Francis as name.

She ain't asking a dime from you but she's definitely got something else she's getting from you that's got her unwilling to detach from you. If you can identify what it is, you will have hit the very source of the dilemma facing you about this girl.

Am I reading Zikoko or someone else's handwriting?

You've just paid the bride price in advance, man.

Just a few hours ago. The truth is that due to the unpredictable nature of weather situations in most parts of the Western Hemisphere, people actually take weather predictions seriously. This is not especially the case in Africa and Asia, except perhaps in Japan or China. I hardly bothered checking the weather app in my phone while in Nigeria. But today, here, it's become almost like a daily ritual for me checking weather readings on my phone now and again, especially in the winter.

Damn! Babe, that's some funny skit you showed there. I just downloaded to watch offline.

Wittyglam:
This is funny, I made video on some funny break up stories, check it out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFef1aOxSkk

Isn't that why the unemployment rate is lower over here than in Africa?
Just kidding.
Hahaha.

Lovethaa:
The kind of jobs oyinbo people do ehn... imagine telling your parent you want to be a cuddler in this Nigeria

No need for a disclaimer because the facts are as clear as daylight: The Nigerian Army is indeed dominated by northerners and all important military formations/establishments/installations also firmly concentrated in the North.

The so-called paramilitary group which the man in the story works for may just be a cover for a clandestine cartel harvesting and selling human organs. Or may be not. What do I know?

People should learn to keep their issues to themselves and stop bothering us with their private matters.

Because Yorubas don't dominate in soccer as you would want us to believe they do in UFC. The Igbos have had a near dominant appearance in the national football team, film industry, commerce and also in music, but when have you heard anyone boasting about that.

compton11:
cos Yoruba are in flying and super eagle too.

so what are u trying to say?

I hope you can say the same of Super Eagles and Flying Eagles national football teams. Stop being tribalistic.

compton11:
the guy is in upcoming fast and furious!


among the three names mentioned two are Yoruba.

our brothers from the east side won't like this news.

Either she's seeing someone behind your back or you don't seem to be getting the message that she's trying to pass across to you. Six years is a long time to keep a lady waiting. You mentioned that "next year should be the year" but have you made this absolutely obvious to her and started making visible preparations towards marriage? She might be thinking that you are taken her for granted and perhaps not intending to settle down. My advice to you is that if you're truly intending to walk her down the aisle soon, then start drawing up the wedding plans and bringing her along in the arrangements. This would help to reassure her and, who knows, she might start to loosen up again. Don't let her refusal to submit to your sexual demands at this very point ruin your intended plans for the both of you.

Obaseki500:
I have never been this confused in my entire life...

I have a girlfriend that we have been dating for 6 years now... We are not married because I was not stable financially but now things seems to be much better and next year should be the year....I reside in Ibadan so she came in last year after her education to get a job, she's a nurse and we were staying together up till now.

Sex has never been an issue between us up until December last year. We sleep on the same bed and we live in the same house but we have not had sex since December 2020 till date. She's right beside me as I type this message. Each time I go close to her, she tells me I am not entitled to sex because I have not paid her bride price. I just could not understand the sudden change in her attitude towards sex when wedding is next year.

She also locks her phone and even WhatsApp. Now, I am beginning to have doubt about marrying her.

She overdid it this time.