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Romance › Re: My Experience Toasting A Girl Today !! by flokii: 7:00am On Jan 10, 2023
@OP Yes, they like shakara too much but most secretly desire to have a guy they go out with.
Keep practising and you'll get better in the game.. Don't let the hisses or anything break your spirit
Family › Re: I Suspect My Wife by flokii: 9:27pm On Jan 09, 2023
@OP It depends on the kind of relationship they had back then.. If it's not sexual, then I see no reason for you to worry.
There is one of my female friends, now married that I tell.. 'i miss you o'. We've known each other for donkey years now, from year 1 in Uni. It all depends on the kind of person she is

Always have it at the back of your mind that your partner now once had a life, had friends and crushes in the past and you'd be fine.
Computers › Re: Pls Help: My Laptop Eat Too Much Food by flokii: 3:51pm On Jan 08, 2023
Turn off windows update.
Christianity Etc › Re: Prophetess Wields Gun While Praying In Tongues In Church (Video) by flokii: 3:43pm On Jan 08, 2023
Prophetess be like.. who dem be, where dem dey cheesy
Loro kan sha.. dem go collect
Politics › Re: Video Of Tinubu Shouting Obi, Obi, Obi In Akure. by flokii: 1:13pm On Jan 08, 2023
Jack005:
Your personal text says otherwise.
Don't tell me that you think someone who is into importation of all kind of stuffs can fix the economy of Nigeria.. he is one of the biggest problems in Nigeria for killing local manufacturing while exporting jobs to foreign countries.

It's an illiterate on the street you can sell the Obi bullcrap to that will buy it, not me.
Romance › Re: Look At The Rubbish My Female Friend Told Me by flokii: 12:25pm On Jan 08, 2023
@OP This is why they say something is fundamentally wrong with Nigerian ladies.. compare the nonsense she spilled with what someone posted about a Russian lady that hit front page.

Most of them see pvssy as a means to an end.. kuku commercialize it and let the world have peace.
Politics › Re: Video Of Tinubu Shouting Obi, Obi, Obi In Akure. by flokii: 12:19pm On Jan 08, 2023
Asiwaju say na Import-export.. warehouse economy cheesy

Obi the biggest scam of the century.
Politics › Re: APC Leaders Support Tinubu In The Morning And Atiku At Night - Senator Akpabio by flokii: 11:56am On Jan 08, 2023
Atiku's confidence tells it all.. the stumbling block for him is Wike and the other G5 governors.

If not that PDP sef is a biased party. how will you rob South of presidency and still hold on to party chairmanship position.. what are they implying by that??
Romance › Re: Nigerian Men And Women Are Sexually Frustrated And Lonely In America And Canada by flokii: 11:47am On Jan 08, 2023
Ednut03:
Loneliness is real, actually. And it's worse than you think untill you actually get to experience it. Reasons why people are depressed and not happy no matter how much they earn, but they don't tell anyone for fear of shame
I can picture how bad the thing is.. some folks in Nigeria still get depressed over loneliness and lack of love not to talk of countries abroad where things are done differently, you can't quarrel or poke nose into another man's business in peace. To greet neighbor sef na wahala.
Romance › Re: Bald Head Attack. Who Can Love Me Without Wearing Cap?? by flokii: 11:40am On Jan 08, 2023
This na real life definition of coconut head cheesy

On a lighter note, I think the condition is called alopecia or something.. you probably didn't do something about it on time or maybe yours might be genetic.
Romance › Re: Nigerian Men And Women Are Sexually Frustrated And Lonely In America And Canada by flokii: 11:30am On Jan 08, 2023
No place like home...

How did that Kora Obidi or whatever she calls herself attract the white dude she recently divorced?
It's this problem of loneliness our folks in the diaspora complain of year in year out.
Crime › Re: Missing Person: Have You Seen Rejoice Sarima Dike ? (Photos) by flokii: 11:18am On Jan 08, 2023
She might have been kidnapped or tricked by one of those online fvck boys..

Parents better talk to their wards especially the female ones that don't listen till they fall victim so your years of labour won't go in vain. I hope she gets found.
Politics › Re: Osogbo Labour Party Rally Was Lively And Fun - Peter Obi (Pics) by flokii: 6:44am On Jan 08, 2023
It was lovely and fun because Yorubas are reasonable and progressive people.. can same be said about Anambra and SE region where other presidential candidates are being threatened daily?
Yeye!
Politics › Re: Tinubu: Atiku Sells Everything, Obi Is Stingy by flokii: 10:37pm On Jan 07, 2023
Atiku's friends are waiting to buy anything buyable.. this coming election just get as e be
Health › Re: Man Shares Photos Of Physical Transformation His Friend Experienced In Pregnancy by flokii: 10:33pm On Jan 07, 2023
Why is she looking like Avatar in the second pishure?.. na we send her message??
Politics › Re: Tinubu "Beheads" Ebuka In Photoshop Gone Wrong by flokii: 4:27pm On Jan 06, 2023
Why the noise?... anybody or even a teenager trying out photoshop skills can do this and post online.

What made this about Tinubu or APC??

Nairaland you can do better.
Politics › Re: Atiku Deceived Wike On VP Ticket After Tambuwa Betrayed Him by flokii: 4:13pm On Jan 06, 2023
The biggest losers in PDP today are SE folks.. The Northerners are very smart and play politics well.

When I remember how they threatened GEJ back then claiming a Northerner should complete Yar'adua's tenure, I feel sorry for Southerners praising PDP's actions today. If not for Prof. Soyinka, Pst. Tunde Bakare, Femi Falana and many others that trooped out to protest, Jonathan would have been booted out and a Northerner that didn't partake in the elections installed.
2023 is the turn of the South.. Period!
Politics › Re: APC Muslim-Muslim Ticket: God Is Using El-Rufai To Tame Infidels — Sheikh Uthman by flokii: 2:59pm On Jan 06, 2023
My own thinking is that those pushing Tinubu in the North want a Northerner in person of Atiku to continue in 2023.. why didn't Buhari present muslim-muslim ticket against GEJ?

National politics is different from Lagos politics.. there are some things you don't just attempt in a country like Nigeria if you hope to win elections.
Politics › Re: Why The Inordinate Fear And Resentment Towards The Igbo By Nigerians by flokii:
If you read history of Nigeria well, you'll understand why.. majority of the first coup plotters were Igbos, ironsi an Igbo too refused to prosecute them but didn't spare the Niger Deltans (Boro and his men) who wanted out citing injustice by the Igbos in the then Eastern region.
You know what it means to leave killers to continue living like kings in detention while you go full force on innocent men who didn't kill anyone at the time.

The constitution that took powers away from the regions was drafted by an Igbo man during Ironsi, thinking they would be the ones controlling the centre.. today the same man and his kinsmen are wailing over the constitution they drafted and forced on all Nigerians.

Should we even talk about this brazen attitude of arrogance and disrespect to other tribes? where they go about scheming on how to dominate others in their ancestral lands while they lock their region with padlock and chains against outsiders.
Some things are just common sense and majority of Nigerians are being careful
Politics › Re: 2023 Elections: I’m In Race To End Nigerians’ Suffering, Says Obi by flokii: 2:35pm On Jan 06, 2023
Talk is cheap..
Politics › Re: Afe Babalola: Obi Best Qualified To Lead Nigeria by flokii: 2:30pm On Jan 06, 2023
Can Afe Babalola tell us the yardstick for his utterance?.. what are the achievements of Obi in Anambra state that he governed?

I don't want to sound like a hater so I won't mention the Pandora Box and the numerous money laundering, nepotic and tribalistic allegations against him. The man that was asking a section of the country to be putting on iD cards in Anambra while his own kinsmen are scattered all over the country living freely.

We want to see their achievements not he is this or that.. na one chance talk be that and we no want.
Romance › Re: Looks Like Hookup Really Pays Ladies More Than Hardwork. by flokii: 2:13pm On Jan 06, 2023
Sixfeetbelle:
Nobody gives a fvck about your respect though. Cause your respect can't do shit for them.
Right?
Same way they don't deserve pity when they go missing or end up dead cos it won't do shlt for them
Politics › Re: Money For NDDC Squandered In Dubai, UK, Abuja, Others — Onochie by flokii: 2:08pm On Jan 06, 2023
The likes of Bovi and other mugus like him from neighboring states/region won't go and hold their useless leaders accountable.. It's only Yoruba leaders like Tinubu that are the problem to them while their own animals in human form are saints..

In 10 years from now. Niger Delta will likely remain the same way if not worse despite all the huge chunk of money and derivation funds going to the region. Tomorrow one idiot will come out and blame Yorubas while their representatives go about flexing their destinies away in London, Dubai etc. wasting money on pr0stitutes.
Romance › Re: My Neighbour's Wife Is Flirting With Me by flokii: 10:36am On Jan 06, 2023
Don't give in to the advances of a married woman cos the end result is death...

Take a cue from the story of Abraham in the bible who told a king that Sarah was his sister instead of revealing that she was his wife.. the king was already imagining things in his head with the beautiful Sarah, but God told him he'll die if he lays hand on Sarah (a married woman). The king, obviously wiser than most of the young men we have nowadays obeyed the Almighty and let Sarah be.

Most of your pastors and GOs won't teach you this cos they are only after their pockets and business empire. Be guided.
Romance › Re: Looks Like Hookup Really Pays Ladies More Than Hardwork. by flokii: 10:27am On Jan 06, 2023
Prostitution seems lucrative until the hook up ladies meet their waterloo.. money you'll make but can't enjoy for long. There is always that ghost of the past chasing them not to talk of the numerous sexually transmitted diseases/demons (STDs) most of them host in their bodies.
There is always dignity in labour.. I'd respect a lady into tiling, painting etc. than a h0e living flashy life with no notable means of income.
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Wants To See Me After Ghosting Her For A Month by flokii: 7:49am On Jan 06, 2023
Ladies are quite predictable tho... the said girlfriend wants to give OP coochie hoping he would reconsider and take her back..
@OP Just use your head and shine ur eyes make dem no pin belle on top your head.
Romance › Re: Will A Man Know If I Tell Him I'm A Virgin While I'm Not? by flokii: 11:41pm On Jan 03, 2023
The man is a classic man.. virginity is the only priceless gift you can offer a man in marriage.

In ancient days, the elders will hang around to see the proof of virginity (distinct blood stains) of the wife their son got married to but nowadays nobody cares..

I think the holy books only permit virgins to wear white gowns and tie the knots in church.. some churches still practice that till date but others don't.

Don't let anybody decieve you ladies.. the value a man will place to his virgin wife is different from the one he didn't meet a virgin.
Romance › Re: Having A Nigerian Wife And Kids In The UK Is Worse Than Slavery by flokii: 11:32pm On Jan 03, 2023
I remember reading here sometime ago, how a man tricked his wife and kids back home only to return to his base abroad alone where he burnt all their travel papers and documents in the backyard of his house..
What is really happening?. why are the ladies behaving that way??
Same story same complains
Sports › Re: Pele Laid To Rest After A Funeral Fit For Kings(photos) by flokii: 11:12pm On Jan 03, 2023
Farewell soccer legend ..
Politics › Re: Who Is More Wicked Between Babangida And Abacha? by flokii: 10:51pm On Jan 03, 2023
Babangida was more of a sweet talker and quite intelligent.. I watched a recent interview of him and he still has that finesse. Fear people like that cos they can be very deadly when they want to..

I remember when Abacha died and folks were jubilating like it was Christmas.. Iya o da lara eniyan. Nigerians really suffered during his regime.
On a lighter note, with what I know now, Abacha might not have been as bad as painted.. man probably had to contend with external forces and internal self-serving saboteurs who didn't want success of Nigeria as a nation. The media is a potent tool they use to paint picture the way they want... Give the dog a bad name just to kill it kinda thing..
@OP You're aware Abacha's main man is still around and contesting the presidency right? The guy sound gan ni o . Major Al Mustapha Rtd.

It's as if our past rulers are brighter than the present ones.. big puzzle I tell you.
Politics › Re: Are Those Supporting Tinubu Really Normal Human Beings by flokii: 9:56pm On Jan 03, 2023
You see the man Asiwaju has his own flaws too just like everyone of us but the man is gifted when it comes to governance and picking right people for the job.. He is somewhat liberal too judging from his cabinent which most of us disprove of though. What belongs to Westerners shouldn't be given out to outsiders for one man's presidential ambition.

I recall vividly it was Igbos at the fore front attacking Madam Kemi Adeosun, the then Finance Minister over NYSC Certificate which turned out she didn't commit any crime, but look at how Igbos are quiet over Emefiele and the many allegations against him today even by the DSS. I wonder why you guys hate Yorubas so much.. putting off others candle won't light yours.

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