₦airaland Forum

izzou:
[color=royalblue]At this point, only God can save us.[/color]

For real.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]I had to buy one funny brand like that.

Indomie is now out of the reach of the poor.

Let the world end already![/color]

Pele. I don't think I can eat any other brand asides Indomie.

It's really crazy. The woman complained of low sales.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]I came back this night, and wanted to eat noodles

I have walked the length and breadth of my street, and nobody has Indomie (the real brand)

They said the company increased the pack by over 1,500. So nobody is buying it, because they have no confidence in consumers paying 200 for the small size.

Let's give Tinubu time. At least, we will access him in 2027[/color]

I bought 3 packs of that Indomitable pack for 200naira yesterday. Almost shed tears.

The sellers are saying a carton is now like 12k.

Tallesty1:



See pettiness.

Don't worry, nobody will hit anyone

Yeah, I can be petty.

Better then.

Tallesty1:
Reason I laughed is because if you hit me, nah you hand go still pain.

Yes, e go pain me. But at least, I hit you back.

razible5384:
your mouth no be here oh....what a punch line

We bless the Lord.

Ologbo147:
aside the fact that you don’t like the man or the food per say, let’s be frank that food is not unhealthy. That’s egg, three. That is one of the best source of protein alongside with fish. Tuwo is made of corn, corn is carbonhydrate and contains many other assorted vitamins and minerals. The meat is there also, that food is anything but unhealthy

K

Tallesty1:
Nah that my hand kuku no dey pain me dey make me laugh.



Good morning.

Lol, I don sha tell you.

Good morning to you.

GloriousGbola:
You are all very wicked and bush women
Someone is eating with a classic, limited edition vintage spoon and you are mocking him. Do you know how much that spoon will go for on ebay?

Man is eating in style and you can't see it

Most of you would eat that fufu with you dorty fake nails, but the guy is eating his fufu and egg with a spoon! That is class! It takes real culinary skill to handle fufu, egg, and stew with a spoon. Even more so when the fufu is lovingly wrapped in biodegradable cellophane and not pretensiously placed in a steel plate.

Bad belle women hating on an alpha and his stew with poached eggs



Price of condom has apparently doubled. Double wahala

Make him go auction the vintage spoon for eBay, so him life go better na.

Proserpina:


You are right o .

You nor see as he don calm small.

Tallesty1:
LMAO

I don clear you now.

[quote author=Caaz post=128426280][/quote]😂😂

I pity the poor girl he's dating.

After eating such type of food, and maybe fuçking overnight, the sperm he'd release won't even be healthy to produce healthy strong children.

O ma shey oh.

Proserpina:


"Envy person wey you suppose they pity" ....

That's deep!!!

This op and the ex lift operator don prove say nah the lowest dey get the most standard . Na them go bring list of what the want in women like Nigeria budget

But it's the truth na.

How can you spend 24/7 online and be chanting "Nigerian women are useless", "Any girl who's not a virgin is an olosho", do you really think they have good quality of life?

As for that ex-lift operator ehn? He go dey alright. Reality don set for am.

Caaz:
Hahahahaha sugar rush....I was surprised.

Hahahaha, no need to be surprised.

By their fruits, you shall know them.

Proserpina:
Like....... I'm shocked and at the same time irritated! One would think Op is some high value man with the most sophisticated taste in women and environ.

Truly nah empty barrel loud past .

Lmao, I'm not shocked. That's the reason when they start their nonsense and tag me, I ignore most times.

The real high value men don't troll and insult women. This one na just local ekuke feeling funky.

Nairaland being a faceless forum go dey make you envy person wey you suppose dey pity.

amidel:
That spoon na be the real ancient of days

I'm telling you. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

amidel:

That spoon wey fit tear person throat.

thesicilian:
This same jeromestarks that claims to be a big boy.
You guys will always inadvertently expose yourselves at the end of the day.

Empty vessels make the loudest noise, of course.

Loooool.

The last time I saw this spoon should be 20years ago, if I'm not mistaking.

This is the same OP saying nonsense about Nigerian women online and creating standard for Nairaland female users, yet you're in abject poverty.

Na the reason why I dey ignore una most times because reality go touch everybody.

GloriousGbola:
I thought Okonkwo repill was you assert dominance by eating the chicken with your hands and wearing Timbaland boots

Gets them every time

Also what kind of lash are we talking about here? Long or short strokes?

Small gist wey I write for here, you wan use Timbaland boots give me PTSD.😭😭😭

Tallesty1:
AMEN


Okonkwo level of redpill actually.


Out on a date and you talk with food in your mouth, one lash.

Eat fish or meat before I have my fill. One lash.

Your hand come kuku do mistake come my plate because you wan cut small meat as women do, 5 lashes.

If you finish eating before me, one lash plus the bill is on you.

God forbid oh.

I nor dey do Okonkwo people abeg.

That Kain expensive play. My hand kuku nor dey pain me, I go retaliate.

Tallesty1:




I used to laugh a lot back when I was still a boy. Not anymore.

I love making people laugh though; y,know, like help spread the laughter because the world needs it.

But as a man, especially as a 'redpiller,' you can't laugh out, it is a sign of weakness.

If you must laugh, you laugh on the inside

Wickedness in highest places.

Lol. Even in the midst of storms, somehow I still laugh. And I pray laughter never cease from my life cos it makes my face bloom.

The world really needs laughter.

You be redpiller? Hian. Sorry. Dey your dey abeg.

Bahamas95:
If the coach continues with this favouritism that means he isn't ready to work in Nigeria. Iwobi was a disaster last night and through out the tournament, Onyeka was the only player in the midfield. He overworked himself last night.

Nothing on earth will make me watch any of their matches if I see Iwobi in the starting line up......That guy is overrated and it's so annoying watching him play.

But all the tournaments, there's ALWAYS favouritism.

Because I even saw Ahmed Musa there last night. If we're even truthful to ourselves, Musa doesn't have any business there.

Midfield was really zero.

Make I nor talk about this match again abeg. Reality don set in.

Tallesty1:
Person wey dey laugh too much will surely laugh person to scorn even when that is not the intent.

But e sure me say you go dey do yours on purpose

Adele can laugh sha, her laugh sef nah comedy.

Why should a man laugh like that? A real man should be serious and coordinated at all times, how many times Okonkwo laughed in Things Fall Apart?


That is how men do.

Lmao. I swear. Sometimes, it's not intentional to laugh at the person but I can't just help it.🤣🤣

Hahahaha. Not really on purpose.

Yessssssssss! I love Adele's laughter. So beautiful and contagious.

Hian. Serious at all times kwa? Pele oh, Old soldier.

Natbrowny:
Noone cares about ur position at work

When u die, replacement comes in 2 hours after death announcement.

Na only ur family go miss u.
No kill ursef 4 work.

@ bolded THISSSSSSSSSSS!

Tallesty1:
Wow, your laughter is truly contagious! Laughter lightens the mood and can create unexpected connections. I once read a book where there was a lady who laughed all the time, and people adored her for it. The author paid great attention when describing her laughter; you could almost see her laughing. She was my favorite character in the book.


I don't laugh like that sha, men don't do that.

Yeah.

I laugh exactly like Adele, but mine is worse.
https://twitter.com/AdelesNever2/status/789624853712297984?t=JxFeDDWZPEq_yypQ8uzLgg&s=19

And I sabi laugh person to scorn too.

An ex hated and loved the sound of my laughter at same time. He still yabs me till today.

Which one be Men don't laugh like that?? Mtchewww.

Saynoomore:
FG badt gaaaan!
Those guys will promise you all the billions and mansions..for you to bring home the glory, but when it comes to fulfiling or implementing their promises, haaaa! they'll keep dribbling you! You need to see all the signed and stamped documented promises with ASUU, up till now, none has been implemented!

These super eagles team did well by not winning o! If they had won this AFCON, I wont be surprised that by 2064, they'll still will not have been paid their allowances by FG! Wayo wayo FG!

FG people are just doing cruise normally.

So typical of them. They're still owing people pension and gratuities, making some of them lives to be unbearable.

Such pathetic situation.

Tallesty1:
Then I envy those in your circle.

Them don too call me werey.🤣

Tallesty1:
Yours or laughter in general?

Mine.

Saynoomore:
FG is still oweing them, just as they've been oweing ASUU!

I'm screaminggggggggg.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣