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Beautiful women. All of them!

Gerrard59:
I am being honest. I love the breasts of women - succulent, well-shaped and if possible, pointed. Suck them like a baby with her hands caressing my big head.

Wahalurrrrr. I think say na only book you sabi.

Never really seen you talk about women on NL streets.

ednut1:
Moral of the story. Women drag men out😆

I've jotted it down now.

Awww Congratulations. Your new home is blessed.

Dudu Osun is NOT a mild soap.

I tried it years ago and my skin had terrible breakouts. My skin is sensitive too.

It's better used to wash hair if one is suffering from severe dandruff. It'd be squeaky clean but DRY! And you have to moisturize your hair scalp after washing.

Best to avoid the soap in totality.

Gerrard59:
Cultural differences, and I like to suck breasts. Although, I am very open-minded.

What is this? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Eunoiaa:
Your mouth. 🤣🤣🤣

But I didn't lie.

Tallesty1:
Age is nothing but numbers nah. Age could also mean experience, so you would be getting a husband and father in one man—a complete package.

I hate the idea of linking people up based on the assumption that the two would be a good match for each other. It is hard to tell who is good for whom by just knowing them. The first time a friend linked me up with a sister in his church, saying, "she's been unlucky with men and I will be good for her," she ended up double dating with a barber, her boss, and a brother in the Lord.

My fault though; never asked if she would be good for me.

A father ke? Abeg don't make me laugh.🤣🤣🤣

I know right! I don't like linking people too. If problem occurs, you'd now be in the middle. I hate that feeling.

Lmao. Double dating three people at same time is wild!!!

Mehnnnnn. I have short attention span and can't even keep up with two men. I've not even finished keeping up with one.

Hahaha. I can imagine.

GloriousGbola:
When people are cumin, their faces contort. Now imagine an ugjy partner cumin. Double trouble

Exactly.

I will just be irritated and push him away. 🤣

PureFace1:
All bolock

You will somehow convince yourself if you see a man that is just even 5% as rich as Ned nwoko. You will be like if Regina Daniel can do it, I can do it too etc

Lol. Leave me with my choice and FACE YOUR FRONT!

Eunoiaa:



I just saw where you mentioned his age.

But he could have been a Zaddy, you know? You could have turned him into one.

When that incident happened, I wrote it on my diary sef. Lol.

Please, he wasn't appealing to my eyes. I nor even care if him be Zaddy.

I like fine men. If you give me a Ned Nwoko guy with money, I will not like to see his face during sex. I'd cover his face please. I also care for my future kids. I can't be getting called from my kids school where they fought with a fellow kid for being called a monkey.

What if his ugly gene is strong? Toh.

GloriousGbola:
The 90s was the age of big shoes. Big boots big trainers, even our sandals were big

Mehnnnnn!

I'm so happy I wasn't born in that generation.

GloriousGbola:
Let me play the appropriate music small geh


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fd-MeDtmIbA?si=clgSW1Zu29dgC7I6

A man be forty something a man be fifty something in my heart and shoes I'm twenty something

Don't look at my like Isreal dmv I am living good living

Folake4u anything for me

I can still sing this song. Remember it so well!

This man was behaving like Israel DMW. Same funny looking personality.

GloriousGbola:
Look at them. Swaggerless generation. Wearing pencil jeans up and dan

In our day women had no idea how tall we really were, and they could not tell if we were packing. We had mystery.

I hate that Timberland shoes abeg.

How's that shoes swaggerlicious please? Don't tell me women fell for these ugly shoes way back?

pocohantas:
Maybe na BurnaBoy's fan.

A 45yr old Igbo man? 🤣🤣🤣

pocohantas:
Are you saying he was single because he wears Timberland boots?

Yessssssssss.

Who wears that shoe these days?? I've seen it more in old movies than in reality abeg.

GloriousGbola:
Tell me the music they played so we can finish revisiting your trauma

Slow music mehn.

Eunoiaa:
Just look at, lmaooo.

These are the parents from 'long-lasting marriages' who are notorious for setting up arranged marriages for their kids o.

I wonder what he saw that made him think you were a good match for him. Baba prolly didn't know that the world has moved on from analog qualities to digital.

My dearrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!

Arranged marriage with this one would have been a disaster sef because this his relative had low self esteem. He literally said, "I know this is not the type of man you were expecting". I can't deal with low self-esteem men. Na their type fit beat wife if they see her excelling.

I've seen some arranged marriages work oh. But the percentage is really low.

I really doubt an arranged marriage in this day and time will work. I nor even sure if e fit work for me. I'm quite picky.

Tallesty1:
He knew this how?

I have no idea.

He just asked me of my profession, age, and where I come from. When he heard my age, he said I would be a good fit for his relative that is too busy with work and unmarried. It was after I met the nephew/cousin I now understood why he was single at that age.

Dude was like 44/45 and asked my age at that restaurant. He chuckled and said "small girl".

The age gap pass 20yrs oh.🤣🤣

GloriousGbola:

Oh no.

I can vividly remember it again.

pocohantas:
They need every woman to be desperate and pickme enough. That is their only chance of getting a wife.

With the way women don tear eyes? Hahaha. They don't know what's coming.

Eunoiaa:
Ahh. Kanipe it was someone you knew ni, his thoughts and opinions would have given you a glimpse into the kind of person he was before you agreed to the date.

I NEVER knew him oh. It's an old man in my estate back in Abuja that said he wanted to link me up with his nephew abi cousin. The old man kept disturbing me that he would be a good fit for me.

Eunoiaa:
You think this is a gag?

A brothel is a slaughterhouse for men's destinies, and a whôre's bed is an altar of purpose exchange.

The only people who lose in a coven of virtue carriers are the men and I'm all for it.

Proverbs 7:26 comes to mind.

For she hath cast down many wounded: Yea, many strong men have been slain by her.

Eunoiaa:
Awww.

I cannot imagine.


Pele, baby.

My dear. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

It was a blind date oh.

Thank you.

pocohantas:
If they change, women can pick them. Until then, they should keep telling us they don't benefit from marriage.

Lol abi. We will continue picking the best chef to handle our eggs well and make omelettes.

They're even scared of women who don't carry marriage on their head like gala seller.

pocohantas:
Sadly they deluded themselves into thinking any sane woman should be worried not being their Top Pick. With these ideologies they push?
Wahala wahala!

Women are smarter and wiser these days. Heck, some of these men have turned "pick-meisha" (male version).

They will be alright las las. I don't even stress over these ones.

Eunoiaa:
You say?


So you would not mind me breaking bones and drinking small stout on a first date, with my wig pulled off my head and resting on the back of my chair?

The day I went out on a date and the man was breaking bones and using his hands to eat, I was too stunned. He even wore Timbaland shoes. Deleted the number right there at the restaurant. I was traumatized.🥲

pocohantas:
They should just not marry abeg.
Nobody would notice. Na them dey always use their mouth tell us.

For real. Better they remain single all the days of their miserable life than trap an innocent woman into their shenanigans. Chineke ekwela!

You know this!