₦airaland Forum

pocohantas:
They should just not marry abeg.
Nobody would notice. Na them dey always use their mouth tell us.

For real. Better they remain single all the days of their miserable life than trap an innocent woman into their shenanigans. Chineke ekwela!

You know this!

pocohantas:
Nah, they are not wired to take what they dish. It drives them to suicide.

Well, I hope many of them jump into the waters of Third Mainland Bridge.

pocohantas:
I wonder why they are trying this hard. Men do not benefit from marriage. No need testing any woman. Just don't marry.

They can't take what they dish. Let a woman cheat on them first, alfa meil go dey wiggle like earthworm. Mtchewww!

This Cheating PR you people are trying to force down our throats is exhausting.

Give it a rest. Gosh!!!

Stargangz:
Like Oshoala, like Osimhen, both na onekind overhype players, na luck just dey carry dem.

Go do your own if e easy.

Rinoxy:
I spend keke transport fare of N100 (N50 to N50 fro) daily. I spend about N2300 to N2500 on transportation monthly. I stay in Kaduna.

That's cool.

I work from home on Mondays strictly and entitled to two days WFH in a month.

I only spend keke tfare of N100 (N200daily to and fro) from my junction to bus stop to use the staff bus.

200naira daily × 16/17days = N3,200/3,400 monthly.

I totally agree. Many of them are wolves in sheep clothing.

This thread is so funny. Such a stress reliever for me. 🤣🤣🤣

Proserpina:
Well He doesn't like good girls anyways so you are perfect!!!


When is the wedding? I wan chop party jollof

🤣🤣🤣 You nor serious oh.


Na your own I dey wait for. Make Una nor carry me handicap abeg. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

1. I don't eat chicken head. I don't eat animal head at all.
2. I looooooooove chicken feet. So yummy!
3. I don't eat fish head either. Ewww.
4. I don't drink garri.

Proserpina:
In Tallesty's voice

Are you a good lady?

I'm not a good lady at allllllllllllll.

Proserpina:
Very late

I didn't miss your shot Sha

God have mercy upon his children.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Eunoiaa:
I hear you. 👍

😂😂

Stoppppppppp. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

SweetBuns:
I love how the thread was completely derailed

I know right. Too sweet.

Proserpina:
What a thread!

You came late to the parry.

Eunoiaa:
Agba shooter. 🤭🤭

Mango please. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

It's not even like that. Twas just a joke.

qtguru:
I'm ready, I just need to catch one rapist, in the past we've almost beat one, but it was false accusation. I dey find blood spill

Small small oh, Egbon.

qtguru:
Day by day I'm beginning to understand Jennyclay.

Finally, Jennyclay has been vindicated. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Tallesty1:
People call me Dogo or Tallest, which is a normal name for anyone with a height advantage. I added a Y to make it more personal.

I like tall women, just not my kind of tall. It doesn't fit or seem okay for a woman.

Tell your neighbor that I like her already.

Lol interesting. You must be really tall then.

That's weird, cos I've seen some really tall guys follow their female counterparts.

Hahahaha okay. I will tell her.

Tallesty1:
Everything is kind to women, isn't it?

Everything, except we, here

Last time I met my cousin, who is also tall for a woman, she refused a hug because she didn't know where to put her hands.

Good news for me too, because I understand her confusion, albeit differently. I can't be pressing people's heads in the name of a hug.

A man my height is cool, but a woman my height... Omoh, nah to abort the mission.

Oh wow. It means you must be really tall. That's cool. Is that why you chose your monicker?

Lol. You don't like tall women? Why?

Tall women are actually really attractive.

Do you like short women like me? Asking for a neighbour.

Tallesty1:
I talk am.

Tall for a woman like they are measured differently.

Hahahaha.

But it's true na. A 5'7 woman is not same as a 5'7 man.