₦airaland Forum

GloriousGbola:
You sabi beta thing

Certainly.

GloriousGbola:
well . . .

https://sunrisehouse.com/stop-drinking-alcohol/percentage-contents/

Thank God for Caprisun and Berry Blast.

doggedfighter:
They even match make.

Lmao. It's like you know. Experts in match making. 😂😂

Last year, my Pastor tried that nonsense talk with me and I told him I wasn't interested and he should dead that talk.

Recently, he started again but this time, telling my parents to tell me about Marriage. I was so pissed off and told them to stop that crap.

That's how some lives are ruined because of unnecessary pressure in marrying the wrong spouse.

doggedfighter:
Saw the video last night and laughed so much.


Did you see the newscaster reading the news. Not once did she look up.

The video is too funny mehn. 😂😂

Yes oh. As a matter of fact, they had gone on a commercial break and when they had come back, she had stuffed her mouth with the candy and while reading the news, it popped out from her mouth.

I've been laughing at this video since morning.

When I was little, a piece of candy fell from the mouth of the presenter on NTA Live. I can never forget that day.

GUNITGuy:
Then stop advertising yourself for sex and displaying your wares to be bought no one would bid for you....Your mind manipulation of blaming men for offering yourself for transactional sex is plain stupid ...... Present yourself as a woman of dignity and honor see if any man would come and demand sex from you for money.....
Go and find how your gender also use the same mode to get jobs, favors, promotion and even contract to outbid men in the same competition for the same jobs, promotion in cooperate bodies ....Please don't start the men this that you know it's your fault ....Your gender don't want to be accountable but want to gain gain gain

Who be this one? I'm sure you lost your way.

Chidyka:
Just see as road dey like portal to underworld.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

This reminds me of Legend of the Seeker.

buygala:
Don't listen to the naysayers

Put your money in an accessible account.. Travel to the North with someone very knowledgeable in cars, preferably your kin, Kano or Katsina in particular, and seek out very neat specimens of the 2008 or 2009 Honda Civic.. You go get am at most 1.6-1-8m each.. You should be able to get 3 of such Civics for that your 7m and still more than enough left over for their moving back to your base, minor fixes, registration and miscellaneous...Some of the vehicles in those areas are practically toks and are well maintained because the average Northerner dey maintain moto die..

No too worry about custom papers.. Don't register the vehicle with brand new plates.. The VIO in those states will legit register the vehicle even with 2nd hand 5-year old plates whose original vehicles have been either scrapped or totalled in an accident.. They will format that plate's data on the reg database and register your vehicle on the plates.. if customs see your moto plates and coupled with its age, dem no go even look you twice... Make sure you register in those Northern States like Bauchi, Katsina, Kano, Plateau or even Abuja.. Police for South dey dey very careful with vehicles with such plates because dem no dey too sure which influential Northerner has a stake or owns such vehicle.. Carry Katsina plates enter Lag make you see as popo go dey avoid you .. Complete the scare by putting Muslim prayer mat for back windscreen if you wish

I would advice the vehicles from different vendors and not let any of the vendors that you are looking to buy 4 of such vehicles, for security purposes wey you suppose understand.. Spread your purchase across like 3 Northern states if possible, because most car dealers in a state know each other and spread info among themselves...

After the purchase and washing and setting the vehicles, quietly install a tracker on them, and programme a duplicate key for each vehicle... and then give them out on hire purchase only.. And insist on the hiree dropping a non-refundable fee of at least 700k, then a weekly remittance of maybe 40k until he pays off maybe 2.2m or whatever price you consider fit for the vehicle , which if not paid 3 times entitles you to repossess the vehicle and the initial 700k will be forfeited by hiree. Find a good lawyer to help you with the details on that and a watertight agreement to that effect .... And yes, hiree will be responsible for all repairs and servicing of the vehicle... Whether e use am for bolt uber, or use am dey carry people go drop for hellfire, or even park am for house dey look am like TV, e no concern you.. Your own is that his weekly payments shouldn't slip at most 3 times.. Any mezevu, you track your vehicle down and repossess it.. No look anybody face.

Of course you won't tell hirer you have installed tracker in vehicle or that you have a duplicate key for the vehicle .. Hirer fails to pay you as agreed, you quietly track down the vehicle and repossess it back to your house.. Nigerians are very useless people.. If you no use wisdom and a bit of wickedness deal with them, dem go send you go village...


I know this because I have quite a number of vehicles given out on hire purchase.. And na so I do am... Till date, I am good.nothing concern me with repair and maintenance or say VIO catch driver.. Na my weekly cash concern me even if hiree say im entire lineage die .. .. I am so paranoid I installed two trackers in my vehicles.. One in the general area wey Pesin fit see and another far inside the engine firewall.. U go almost dismantle the moto before you fit see that one.. . . One time I had to track one of my vehlces all the way to Badagry all the way from Abuja, when hirer disappeared without trace for weeks.. E shock am as I knock for im house with Anti-robbery squad from Abuja.. And Nigga just paid 600k initial deposit for hire purchase and disappeared 2 weeks after .. His pregnant wife cried and begged for her thieving husband, but I sha do the tin wey dey my mind.. Last I checked, nigga caught chronic hepatitis in prison...

Spot on!

I do car registration for people in my state and they always prefer Northern plate numbers like Abuja. They know the implication of it and it is hot cake business for me.

VIO and Police most times avoid Northern plate numbers like plague. Them nor want wahala. 😂😂😂

Complete the scare by putting Muslim prayer mat for back windscreen if you wish

Hahahaha. I have a female friend that puts Muslim prayer mat in her car specifically for that purpose.

This is the height of wickedness!!! Child abuse at its PEAK!

I do not support when parents leave their young kids to stay with relatives who'd maltreat them.

My girlfriend which I thought I will at least manage to settle down with was cooking for me 2days ago

Chai! You wan "manage" person wey dey cook for you. Girls don suffer.

LivingSage:
What about eating

I like food but eating too much can be exhausting, so no.

Persephone1:
I was about to type this

😂😂😂

Nothing. I am a proud lazy girl.

GloriousGbola:
The guy has confused 96 hours of work with a career.


Also this as an aside


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnlNUZqFzgY

Lol. Chris Rock is effortlessly funny and he's saying the truth. There's a huge difference between a Job and Career.

People always confuse one for another.

Motigbetional speakers don overtake LinkedIn. Best believe to mute that app for 2days.

Nazgul:
Why would you be in a relationship that doesn't lead to anywhere in the first place? 🙄

💀💀

Lmao.

Nazgul:
Ah! So you want to break Hilda Baci's record. I thought you don't use to cook.

Lol. I can't even attempt to break her record. Ordinary stew on Sunday, I sat on the kitchen's stool after 30mins.

You people dey misunderstand person oh. I cook as a matter of fact for family and friends. I said it is in relationships that don't lead to anywhere that I draw the line.

doggedfighter:
She has great taste for quality men.



A queen !

Honestly oh.

I've been following up on all her dating choices.

Nazgul:
Ok then get prepared... we'll see in CUT

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