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lexy2014:
Why are you hurt?

Hurt ke? Wetin concern me? Na me them divorce?

Lmao. One idiot up there said Redpillers will be proud of him.

I laugh in Hebrew. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Magnoliaa:
I sawwwww.

I saw it o.

It was a very smooth shot; I didn't even get it on a first read. 😂😂

I was taken aback.

And then the FFK reference too, yeah, lol.

Like, the bolded is everything. The whole summary. The thread really dragged "generalization" by its ass, and exposed its wrong bumbum to the world. Age/cultural differences were no stumbling block, nobody pointed out whether one person was a single parent or not. Even big influencer babes too had men sending them PMs.

I mean, while these are realities, I simply realised that a person who is going to fuk with you will do, crossing mountains and seas.

Yes.

Filtering out the noise online is the koko. 👌


Aunty Esther is quite popular, she is just like Daniel Regha to me, but in advertising her goods. Under every posts. Asin, you will not find her doing anything else. Let fire and hail be falling o, let feminists and patriarchy FC be fighting o, whether it's a post-football bant, you will always see her lone, 'odd' comment. From post your face cards to a banger viral tweet to betting even to a thirst trap thread lol.

She trended one time when one dude (masquerading as an influencer slay queen) tried to clown her. She posted her usual comment and he insulted her that she should never advertise under his post again and the whole of Twitter came to her defense. And nobody used to interact with her before o. But they sha always noticed her.

She's exactly just like owolabi.5 on the House Clearance thread on NL. 😄

You should check out his profile to get what I mean.

Anyway, looook. You're going to find. You're definitely going to find. You will find just exactly the person for you, so long as you don't compromise on your standards. You will find him and more sef. Oh, I remember it was you who made that post sef and you shared zay.nie's.

There are plenty of men who don't give a rat's ass about such stuff to go round, but when will say it they will say social media is different from reality.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Make all the ones for NL dey zuzu dey go, scaring their mothers and not us. As if all men are like them.

Or ploy twist; some of the very guys huffing and puffing about women online are the biggest simps to their ladies offline and they will buy the world for them.

But they come online and try to pander to other men like themselves, because man must man harder.


I finally saw these ones too. 🥺🥺 (See pics below)

I've been looking for a story with with one or both partners living with disability, 'cause all of the different loves, and there wouldn't be one? Haba. No.

I want you to first respond to this before we start the sapa angle. 😅😅😹😹

Babes, the Nigerian economy is really fuking shiit with ALL OF US. Men and women!

'Cause I don't want to believe these people were stupidly rich when they were meeting themselves, but they were comfortable or at least they could afford stuff.

"I drove to see her". "I flew to see him." "We planned both big and small dates."


But here, na every eke market days we dey talk about who pays for Uber, and standard date places on Twitter for Ebinnas and Ebioluwas. 🤧😪

If there's money, 50% of relationship problems are solved. The rest na behavioural. 😁

Lmao. Too smooth.

I swear down oh. Love knows no boundaries, race, colour, disability, class or whatever.
What is yours will always remain yours.

I so much believe in this poem Que Sera Sera which is loosely translated as "What will be will be".

I mean, while these are realities, I simply realised that a person who is going to fuk with you will do, crossing mountains and seas.

Apt!!!! No too much talk. You don talk am finish. The person who's meant for you won't stress you, they'd go all length to see you happy because your happiness is theirs also.

Yes. I remember the Aunty Esther. I used to see her posts everywhere. I liked her tenacity in doing that. I also remember the day that dude was insulting her.

Anyway, looook. You're going to find. You're definitely going to find. You will find just exactly the person for you, so long as you don't compromise on your standards. You will find him and more sef. Oh, I remember it was you who made that post sef and you shared zay.nie's.

There are plenty of men who don't give a rat's ass about such stuff to go round, but when will say it they will say social media is different from reality.

Mai dear. I pray daily to God to help me stick to my standards. I remember when I lowered my standards once and it came to bite me in the ass. It was such a painful bite in my bumbum. (Nor be the cooking part sha).

Or ploy twist; some of the very guys huffing and puffing about women online are the biggest simps to their ladies offline and they will buy the world for them.

I don't take Nairaland alfa meils seriously abeg. They talk with both sides of their mouth.

Leemao. I say I pity some Nlders that will be forming "Hard man" upandan.

Those pictures you just shared. 🥺🥺🥺 Omo. That's so sweet mehn. I claim it oh.

I haven't seen a love story with disability yet. Biko if you see, tag me.

Cause I don't want to believe these people were stupidly rich when they were meeting themselves, but they were comfortable or at least they could afford stuff.

"I drove to see her". "I flew to see him." "We planned both big and small dates."

Lmao. Those people were not stupidly rich when they were meeting themselves but they were comfortable to an extent and could afford stuff. But even if they were broke, the little thoughts also count.

But here, na every eke market days we dey talk about who pays for Uber, and standard date places on Twitter for Ebinnas and Ebioluwas. 🤧😪

If there's money, 50% of relationship problems are solved. The rest na behavioural. 😁

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Na really Ebinna and Ebioluwa. I'm tired of those Twitter threads that talk about restaurant dates and who pays for Uber. Can y'all STFU?

Why can't people be creative? How about Book dates? Ice cream date? Art gallery date? Amusement park date? Cinema dates nkor?Hian. There's so much places to visit for outings but people limit themselves to restaurants and do their yeye ratings.

I've been on a Cinema, Ice cream, Amusement park dates before and I had such good time. I mean, I didn't end up dating any of them but the experience is worth it.

Maybe it's just me but I get bored easily and since I'm a creative person, I like trying out new things with people.

For real. Money answers some things at the end of the day. But asides money, what is your behaviour like? Then we can start talking.

You can talk about the sapa love now.

Passionnfruit:
🤗🤗
Nice one babe💚🧡

Thank you dear. 💕

1. What’s the weather outside your window doing right now?
The weather is Hot! So fuçking Hot!!


2 What are things you can’t go without?
My phone and lipgloss.

3 What makes you happy?
Family, Food, Music, Skincare products, MONEY.


4 A recent conflict that you dealt with.
Hmm. At my workplace, my colleague tried insulting me but I put him in his place. You can't try that with me and go scot free.

5 What movie made you cry?
My Name is Khan, Like Stars on Earth.

6 The first thing you do when you wake up in the morning.
I press my phone and plan my activities for the day. I have to play music too when I wake up cos it energizes me.

7 What inspires you to be your best self?
Family particularly my Father. When I think about the devotion and sacrifices he's made, I ALWAYS push extra hard to be a better person.

8 If you could have a superpower, what would you wish for?
The superpower I'd love to have is the gift of granting people's genuine wishes. Like the Genie in Aladdin. I'd also like to see the inner thoughts of humans.

9 How do you get yourself out of a bad mood?
Food, Music.

10 Do you like to be alone or do you like having company?
I'm the bubbly type but strangely, I love being alone. I like company only when I'm outside.

Tagging:
Persephone1
Kaycee54321
Magnoliaa
Geminita

Thank you for tagging me Passionnfruit

Magnoliaa:
Seeeeee.

Women are shooting shots and DMing men. Some even started as sneaky links or got down on the first dates...no talks of high value man/woman, past sexual experiences, who will pay the bills, yada yada yada.


No. The real world is such a farrrrr cry from all of the theories and postulations online.

See, really just do you o. The world will adjust.

Even long-distance relationships too ended in happy endings. Some from primary school 'h8ers'. Gay and lesbian couples too were not found wanting. I saw a black man and a Chinese woman. Omo, e plenty. E choke!


So many heart-melting diverse stories 🧡🧡🧡💛💛💛.

That thread is gold FR.

It is one the best and most positive threads on Twitter ever for me.

Modified: I just saw it was Aunty Esther who shared that story in your screenshot. 😄😄😄😄

Mehnnn, everybody go find their person for this life, las las. ❤💜💚🧡

Mango!!!

I saw one lady shoot her shot to her crush. It was too smooth. I ran to her page and Damnnn! Arike is BEAUTIFUL. I'd share the image. The man even sent a heartwarming email. Too beautiful.

Nothing wey annoy me pass than that High value man talk.

Yes oh, the society and world will adjust if people just follow their heart desires.

And that's why, when everybody especially on Nairaland give their one cent, one should learn to filter advice or opinions or whatever, just take it with a pinch of salt and still do YOU because na only YOU know where e dey scratch for body.

I saw the LGBTQ Community representing as well.

The stories are really heartwarming. I say, I was grinning throughout. I love such stories.
That thread is PURE GOLD. For real, for real.

Lol. Who's Aunty Esther? I nor know her oh.

Na why Adekunle Gold talk There's a man for every woman, a woman for every man.

Me I dey find man wey go dey cook for me.

Pic 1&2: A Twitter babe, Arike slid into her crush DM. See the smooth way.
Pic 3: The email from her man for their anniversary. Straybullet still reach FFK from nowhere.🤣🤣🤣

Magnoliaa:
Folake4u, I think we should gist tomorrow about that Twitter thread you made a commentary on.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I have been reading the beautiful stories and all of a sudden it struck me!


Where are the gender wars?
The "fear women"??

Are these people still the same people 'fighting' online?

There was not a single trace of all the usual negativity and such that usually permeates men/women discussions online.



Bruh, men and women are still linking up, doing shit and getting together FOREVER.


Wahala for who dey listen to online relationship gurus o.😂😂

We really really are unavoidable and cannot do without each other 🥲.

I mean, sure shit happens, and all of those people likely have one or two unpleasant love experiences if they were to share, but babes, I loveeee that the beautiful, pure, wholesome happy endings are being shared ❤❤💚.

I feel it is necessary, atp.

Lmao. Mai dear. That was the very first thing that struck me in that thread too.

That thread is just too beautiful. Love really is what still keeps people going.

Omo. No What are you bringingto the table talk, No Gender wars , No I can't date a broke man/woman , No Proverbs 31 woman and all the yada yada.

Look at people meeting their LOML on dating apps such as Tinder, Badoo, Grindlr, club houses and in normal places. I saw where some couples met on Danfo, Nysc etc.

I pity people who follow online relationship gurus such as that Fedora hat guy and his cohorts.

In this life ehn, block all the noise and just do YOU.

Again I'm super grateful for people I follow on this forum. You rock... I have learnt a lot here.

Persephone1 Thank you very much for your kind words. It means a lot.

Magnoliaa:
I see. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

So food is your fuel.

If I promise to be (over)feeding you your favourite food everyday or make plans for you to always have get it every single minute, will you continue to be right? 🥺🥺

Lol. Just kidding.

What's this food you love so much, btw, that we're literally seeing its effect online?


And you're welcome. 🙃

I did enjoyed the commentary, however small.

Food is my fuel. Anybody that gives me food loves me. 🥺🥺

My favourite food is Fried rice. I can never get tired of it. Never ever.

Thank you baby. Just be praying for me that I be in my feelings so that I will continue writing nice stuff.

Magnoliaa:
Ahannnnnnn.

O po. O po. O po.


Sister Folake4u of God, noooo, what did you eat that you're spitting?

YOU'RE SPITTING, my sis.


You ate this and left no fuvking crumbs!!!!!!!


In fact, you destroyed the whole kitchen, burnt everything to rubbles.




Omoooo, no, you really gats go open a relationship/therapy podcast at this point, 'cause whaaaaat is all these sense?

Omaigard.

This is a beautiful submission 💚.

Hahahahaha. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Thank you very much Mango. I appreciate your comment. 💜

Sister Folake4u of God, noooo, what did you eat that you're spitting?

My neighbour cooked my favourite food and gave to me oh. Maybe na why my head correct this evening. Sheybi they said a broken clock is right twice in a day.

Lmao. I can't do podcast at all. I'm better off writing.

The old Nollywood movies made this type of housing environment so fun and entertaining to watch.

I once craved experiencing this just for the fun of it until I heard about 8-10 people share one toilet. Nah. I can't.

Caramia2020:
The last female speaker was a disaster, Patricia Etteh I think.

The past male Speakers haven't been disasters too?

Larrysung:
Oh Lord of Mercy 😂😂😂😂

😂😂😋

Magnoliaa:
I didn't mean to come across like that. I was just taken aback that he used that word. 😹

Sounds very weird for a Naija student to use, when we're not in the US of A.

Lmao. I know. 😂😂

Abeg let him be a Sophomore in peace. E nor easy oh. 😉

Op please get a Laptop.

Magnoliaa:
Sophomore?

Mango, you're petty sha. 😂😂

Tallesty1:
People bring out the worst in people

Apt!

I didn't attend CDS throughout last month but I still did biometrics. Today was my CDS day and I slept and watched movies at home.

Osanoghodua1:
Yes, under Labour Party. His posters are everywhere in Benin.

Maddddd!!!

Thank you.

The other reason is she would soon start schooling which she says I should be patient with her that when she starts schooling I can have her as I want but that’s not my problem
Im scared she might leave me when she starts schooling so to be sincere I just want to chop the one I can as soon as possible so when things go haywire I might not lose
I'm thinking of breaking up with her now and look for another girl so I don't invest more on her

Please break up with her. Later y'all will be claiming High value man whereas na ediot for real life.

Osanoghodua1:
Pastor Azemen Azena of Omega church is contesting too.

For real??

Hokage001:
Andrew is a die hard simp openly claiming masculinity 😂😂
He uses his arrogance as a shield to hide his inferiority complex

Exactly. That dude is suffering from serious inferiority complex.

We are familiar with his game.

yemmit90:
Where did you see me shouting?

Though some siblings and families are exemptional but learn from other people's mistakes, don't wait until it happened to you. A word is enough for the wise.

Lol. It felt as though you were. 😂😂

You have a point. But every family cannot be the same. Each family has their own peculiarities.