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rebirthkennedy:
I want to Bleep that Hilda of a girl
Damn her ass is so nice to smash
Just a doggy with her will calm my nerves 😔

Sense has chased you all your life but you're faster.

This is so sad.

Persephone1:
Lol so I'm more savvy than you

Don't worry nah twitter your own matter dey go.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Make them go open Twitter thread for me.

Persephone1:
Tech savvy? To change over, fix bulb, and turn on generator nah tech savvy? Lol, nairaland is truly an enabler I thought the thread is about some rocket science or engineering or programming. Ordinary fix bulb carry tech savvy Lmvfao.

Well anything electricity, count me out. I'm yet to get over the electric shock I experienced as a teen . I will change over if I am convinced that the fuse is not malfunctioning with that I will use the turning stick self. I hate switching on Gen because I'm fragile.No key, no gen.
Okay, I didn't give up on fixing the bulb even though I fell once. I try... I'm getting there.🤧🤧. I'm not Electrician savvy

Na wa oh. E be like say my own worse cos I nor fit change over, fix bulb, switch generator on, or fix gas cylinder.

One of my favourite soups. It's very healthy. I eat it with rice, eba or yam.

foleskay:
Lmao. Are u tryna advertise ur self to us single guys?

I am not a commodity that needs advertisement.

Na wa. This life nor just balance and me dey find guys wey nor dey drink or smoke.

PS: I don't drink or smoke either.

ifegen:
Unfortunately that the only logical explanation his fazed mind can come up with to rationalize the actions of the Adults.

Lol. My thoughts exactly.

princeade86:
Things men do for money

Hahahaha. What if it's true love, no?

doggedfighter:
Yes, because she's yet to meet the likes of you and the rest. And she will never because her IQ is to low to cope.

DG, you just carry gun for knife fight.

Farfalla:
I hear you.
And it waits for when it knows you'll have a whitish gown.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Farfalla:
But why pick your wedding date to coincide with your
menses?

Lmao. Well, what if the period came unexpectedly after it failed to start on the appointed time?

jjohndoe83:
Nemo dat quod non habet…

You're mean.

You can never catch Nedu where there's intellectual conversations.

doggedfighter:
You are talking down on arts students but reading and comprehension is difficult for you.


Aren't you the dull one ?

Lol. The disrespect on Arts students is just alarming.

ayeesha:
Hi folake4u.

Saw an email notification from you here but i can't see any mail in my inbox.
Please can you resend?
Thank you.

Hello. I've replied your mail now.

Nas - I Can.

Be, b-boys and girls, listen up
You can be anything in the world, in God we trust
An architect, doctor, maybe an actress
But nothing comes easy, it takes much practice........

Be, b-boys and girls, listen again
This is for grown-looking girls who's only 10
The ones who watch videos and do what they see
As cute as can be, up in the club with fake ID
Careful, 'fore you meet a man with HIV
You can host the TV like Oprah Winfrey
Whatever you decide, be careful, some men be Rapists,
so act your age, don't pretend to be older than you are, give yourself time to grow
You thinking he can give you wealth, but so
Young boys, you can use a lot of help, you know
You thinking life's all about smoking weed and ice
You don't wanna be my age and can't read and write
Begging different women for a place to sleep at night
Smart boys turn to men and do whatever they wish
If you believe you can achieve, then say it like this

tasalanoni:
Classicals by Handel, J S Bach, corelli, Hadyn, Beethoven, Vivaldi, Galway Flutes, Locatelli..

I like the fact that they aren't very popular. I can't afford to have them desecrated by our distasteful appreciation of music.

Nice. I listen to Beethoven, Bach and Handel

I particularly like Handel's "Messiah" track.

Nazgul:
The English government used politics to destroy a man who was running his business in their country. They forced him (Abrahamnovich) to give up ownership of the club because he was friends with Putin. Now they (the new owners) don't have the kind of money he had to pump into the club so that the club can enjoy the success it did under him. (Abrahamnovich) 🙄


Lol...so if you're Abrahamnovich and your life investment is forcefully taken from you, you'll give it up with any kind of physical or spiritual struggle. Weldon. 😒


Lol...I bet you can't even name 3 players in wolves. De play. 😒

Lol. I know the gist in my club.

Hahahaha. Well, I am not him.

You're hilarious really, cos even if I name them, you'd say I went to Google to browse it. I know una type.

mdntiri:
Let him enjoy the pussycat. He should only be careful

No oh, he should continue his recklessness biko. His master will be pleased.

Nazgul:
Dem don turn Jesus Christ way dem wan rise.

Chelsea is finished...you guys collected the club from Abrahamnovich and chased him away because of Putin's war in Ukraine and you think he would just give up like that?

Baba placed a curse on the club...And I don't ever see them finishing top 4 in the premier league. So if I were you, I'd look for somewhere to pitch my tent cos Chelsea is yesterday's news. 😏

But on a serious note, after Abrahamnovich left, things started falling apart. E remain small make I cry that time sef.

Hahaha. E never reach curse yet biko. Nazgul bia, be kiaful.

Even if I wan comot Chelsea, nor be even ManUtd I go join.

I get Wolves customized jersey.
Dey play!

Nazgul:
Eyah!

Just join me and get a free customized jesery from me, you say no. You're there supporting an alcoholic (sepe) club. Imagine supporting a useless club with just one win since this year.

Oh! This must be very hard on you my dearest folake, take heart biko. My offer is still open in case you change your mind.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣My God! This see finish don dey too much.

Chelsea will rise again. E go shock you.

You're doing well, Op. I'd advice you to enlarge your sexcapades make e reach 50. 28 is too small for a Chairman like you.

Nazgul:
I'm still above you on the table with a silverware in my pocket. You guys finishing this session empty handed.

Yen yen yen.

Beautiful! Congratulations to her.