₦airaland Forum

Nazgul:
You eh!

From men to women. Continue shifting the goal post.

If you are not satisfied, go to court.

doggedfighter:
You and your colleagues have coconut heads

I just tire oh. He dey worry.

marvellously:
Wawu
Its alright and please don't forget what we discussed. I'll send you a pm to that effect

You seriously don't listen.

There's no need to send me a PM. Wait till NLS brings out admission!

Nazgul:
So you've abandoned the men after all your rants about how loyal to the club. Truly no one associates himself with failure. 😏

Lmao. I didn't abandon the men's club oh. Loyal girl here.

Comot for here biko.😂😂😂 A win is a win regardless.

Nazgul:
Cc folake4u

I stand with Chelsea FC Women. Make I use this one hold body.

SHIVA001:
No special time for nacks, anytime he hungry me I nack, as long as na my wife. This Kain girl i go Dey nack am before and after food, we go nack for kitchen as she Dey cook and after i also belleful I go still nack also steamy nack serious one make I keep my balls empty

Okay Mr. Knacker, all protocols duly observed, your point has been noted.

SHIVA001:
See if you take life too serious like this, I’m so sorry for you oo. Catch cruise and be happy oo, all your seriousness never make you build house for banana island oo, it literally means her man will enjoy her, and you took it serious like this na wa oo.

Lol. And who says I don't catch cruise? You don jam Cruise Queen oh.

And has catching cruise made you build house in Banana Island?

There's time for everything please.

GloriousGbola:
it is one of the things that really really really pisses me off. FRSC needs to start a serious campaign about safe driving habits

or you will see people putting jerrycans of petrol in the back seats of their cars

the average nigerian is juts a big accident waiting to happen.

and when they have a near miss, na to run to church to say devil is a liar instead of doing a safety review

I'm very shocked to hear that people lap babies while driving. What I know is them having baby seats at the passenger's seat and putting an inscription Baby on board at the back of their car.

That jerrycan in the back seat of car is ALL SHADES OF WRONG!!!!!!!!!! I've witnessed it in Benin when I was still a student. The bus caught fire. We ran out immediately it happened. Na God save us that day.

SHIVA001:
Bunch of hypocrites, and if you check am na them knack pass me wey just they catch cruise oo, wen it comes to sex talks, they act sainted up

You were clearly speaking out of context, Mr. Man. Nothing concern sex now with the current situation on ground.

Everything isn't about catching cruise.

SHIVA001:
This Kain babe na to Dey nack am after food and before food

Everything isn't about sex. Ugh!

garriAndsugar:
You will seat on the WC and chill once you stand up you don reach door, open am comot

😂😂😂😂

garriAndsugar:
Instead of falling na. But some toilets self here it's so small that no matter how you try you cannot fall down

Hahaha. You're so funny.

I hate small toilets. I just like the whole area to be spacious. What if I want to chill there and watch film.

garriAndsugar:
Rain boot can be used when entering the toilet

What the hell? Na war?🤣🤣🤣

doggedfighter:
What nonsense missing is that ?

Where's my Oraima cord ?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

DG, bathtub dey sweet oh. Sometimes you just want to chill inside the bathroom for a while.

Them come remove am cos of me.

[quote author=doggedfighter post=123137343][/quote]Hahahaha. They removed the bathtub though. I miss it sometimes.

Roland17:
Thank goodness it wasn’t worse than what you just described because it reads like you suffered a concussion in that instance. Nigerians are enamored by aesthetics instead of safety and function.

The last time I was home, I visited with a family and I cringed as I watched their kids run around tiled floor with near slips. The stairwell was also tiled which made me even more uncomfortable.

It was a terrible experience. But this won't be the first time though. I'm now more careful since I'm getting older.

Lol, you're right. We focus more on aesthetics than safety and function. We really like fancy things.

Everywhere in my house is tiled, including the kitchen (but this one has those rough tiled surface) and if the floor is wet, one has to dry it up immediately otherwise problem go dey.

I know how many times I've slipped in the bathroom. That thing is so scary.

Itsrm:
Lucky you. I personally know at least 5 people who didn't survive it

Omo. That's true. I know of people who died in such manner.

Straybullet:
Stop mentioning my name

Oh my gosh, this monicker exists. 😂😂

Persephone1:
Funny enough Men started this prostitution business just like slavery centuries ago. But nah women them go dey blame for everything.

No demand, no supply, very simple logic. Naira land guys are something else especially romance section. Do they even know the length men go just to get intimate with a lady?

See make I just lock up because one don dey ask if him mama nah prostitute and I wouldn't want to turn this thread upside down

Lmao. For real oh. Na men really start this prostitution business but as usual, Straybullet touch women. Na we be scapegoat for their hands. They also blame us for their inability to build African empires like their white counterparts.

Very simple and underrated logic. Look at the Sexuality section of Nairaland (that Ashewo thread), you should sometimes read the comments there, you'd be amazed.

Please turn the thread upside down. I didn't buy data for peace.

Persephone1:
Honestly Pan just irk me now. You know when you see something annoying but you no react then person still come push am for your face.
I intentionally didn't comment on this topic first because I know nah blame shift go full am, I come drop comment somebody come jump on it. Them just like to silent contrary opinion from ladies, while him no quote Lord wey no reason along with him?

You dey mind these ones? 😂😂😂 as if them don find solutions to their raging hormones Something wey they control them.

Lol. Of course, it is obvious there'd be blame game especially those Baby, let me put just the tip indisciplined men

About this hookup thing ehn, I believe when there's no demand, there won't be supply also. Ceteris paribus.

Persephone1:
I repeat you all are not ready for this conversation. You don't want to examine yourself and acknowledge your part in hook ups so you are not ready.

It is very easy for us as women to lock up, can you men lock up?


Women never lock up self, you all scope, lie, manipulate, gangrape, molest them. If them come lock up nko? What will happen? Maybe we will also have to lock your urges inside us because you are mindless creatures.

Nobody should vex me this evening ooo, enjoy your back patting and head rubbing in peace. Biko!

You dey vex oh. 😂😂😂😂

Na them dey usually chant Dick get mind of him own.

Roland17:
I don’t understand why Nigerians use tile flooring for the entire house, worsestill, bathrooms and stairs.

The day I slipped and fell inside bathroom tub and hit my head, I thought I saw Heaven at a glance.

GloriousGbola:
No doc you know we don't take safety seriously at all in these parts. And if you talk you will be looked at with side eye. Every day I see people with toddlers in their laps driving cars.

For real? That's reckless and scary.

chitheo:
Thanks babe

You're welcome.

kkins25:
How in tha hell are courses going for just 3.5k Naira. I'm paying 330 cedis or 20k+ in naira equivalent for courses with discount. Ah, time to open naija account be that.. What!!!

Lol. Udemy is doing discount now, after the time elapse, it'd go back to its original price
(which is that 19k).

I recently bought a course on Udemy for 4.5k. I used my friend's PayPal account to pay and they added their charges totalling it to 7k. The discount has ended and the original price for the course is N28k.

Stick with your foreign account or PayPal whatever. These days paying with a Naira card is a mess.

chitheo:
Hi everyone,

I would like to know online courses I can offer as a lawyer that would help boost my curriculum vitae and also how to go about registering for the course.
I have a flair for criminal litigation.

You can do courses on Project Management, Human Resources, Product Management, Content Writing, Technical Writing etc. These courses are available on Coursera, Udemy, Allison, Harvard University, and other online courses platforms.

If you have flair for criminal litigation, you can search for online courses within that niche. For instance, Criminology, Criminal Psychology, Forensic Psychology etc.

Assaulting a Police officer/ any Law enforcement agent is an offence. It's all shades of wrong.

Yes.

TheFreshVanilla:
Good for her career while the record doesn't make sense.

See you!!! Person don win fastest time to drink Caprisun. Dey play!

marvellously:
🙏🙏

Hello!

I saw your mention. It is perfectly normal for Faculties of Law to rush final year students in readiness for the next set of NLS entrants. My set experienced it too, same with the previous one. This is because all Faculties of Law need to submit the names of students to NLS beforehand and they wont be denied admission.

The set after mine recently graduated (March or April) and there was delay in the school sending names to NLS and now they're stuck. This means that no fresh graduate from my school attended NLS this year. They'd join your set.
The ones from my school currently doing NLS are backlog students.

So it's good your school is rushing you now. Suffer now and enjoy later.


Cheers.