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lichocho:
she just deh act like who fever wan finish o..and she no deh sick before she take am..say cold de worry am

Wow, so sorry to hear.
Una don carry am go do tests for lab? Or hospital too?
This one serious oh, make e nor come escalate.

lichocho:
Shey na d one wey my cousin take wey she neva get herself since

Are you serious?
What happened to her?

obainojazz:
Everyone in Anambra knows he’s gay

Are you serious? I find it so hard to believe.

simplepee:
I'm fine darling. How are you?

I'm good too, Mama.

All first dates I go to, I don't fail to ask, "Please what's your genotype".

Once bitten, twice shy.

simplepee:
Folake baby! Abi.....

Yes oh.

How are you?

pjosh1:
Thank God I’m not the only one who feels this way and I’m currently working on improving my cooking skills.

Alright. Great to hear that.

I have a friend that judges guys she goes out with just by looking at their footwear choice, she can successfully differentiate who is rich and poor.
How she does it is amazing and unbelievable at the same time.

Klass99:
Now I am LMAO . You are a character!

This was an interesting read, you've made my day.

I am not surprised at his posts being derogatory comments about women, most of them thrive on that, but quickly run to delete posts and clean up their NL history when they want something.

Lol. I'm glad I made your day.

I was shocked ehn, because his appearance was really filthy yet when I saw his posts about women, you'd think he was one rich uncle like that, it made me so angry, I couldn't just resist the urge to cuss his life.

Yes, they always do that when they want something or for shady dealings.
I put extra N50naira in my tithe card not to jam this set of people in my life.

It's normal.

My father doesn't eat any meal prepared outside except that of his wife and us, his children.

If someone offers him food outside, he'd rather tell them to put it in a takeaway pack, and he'd give it out.

It also caused problems for me too. My friends have complained that I don't eat their food,well, that's because I was brought up that way.

But dear Op, it's somehow if you can't cook yet you reject food from others. Maybe you should try learning the basics.

Klass99:
I am just LOL on my bed.

Yes oh.

There was one time I entered a bus, I saw the guy opening Nairaland, I peeped into his phone and crammed his monicker. When I got home, I settled down to read his posts, half of them were derogatory comments about women. I quoted one post and insulted life out of him.

That's why me sef dey hide my own.

ahnie:
Weldone comrade

What's so special about fish head?

I hate that thing with every fibre in me.

simplepee:
I like the woman .


Sometimes wicked dey pay .. infact na everytime e dey pay..


All these good wey person dey do since, akant dry like bobrisky real yansh....

Lmao the third sentence though!

Good girl go really go pack 2k-5k or nothing sef.

ahnie:
Hello folake4u good morning,pls can you unquote me and take my number down.thanks.

Good morning Mama.
Yes, I've done that now.

Homeboiy:
Na so I de always hide my monikers when I dey open natural and for public places

I swear down.

When I'm outside my house, I dey reduce my screen brightness anytime I open Nairaland, make person nor go cram my monicker.

ahnie:
I tried navigating Tru my mail for where.

Pls give me a beep.

Alright mama

Me and dark skinned men.

doggedfighter:
Ekosodin too

Wow that's nice.

ahnie:
From my lungu....browntbeans paint is #3500
Small beans is 2500.

Chai it's so expensive at your end oh.

Yeah it's that small beans that I bought 2k here.

doggedfighter:
I was in hall 2. . You ??

Ekosodin and Hall 5.

doggedfighter:
Beans is very easy to prepare.



Ask Uniben hall 4 and hall 3 boys.



Do students still afford beans?

Yeah you got that right about Uniben Hall 3&4 boys. My male friends in the hostel had beans as staple food, while us had noodles as our regular food.


Beans is so expensive now, e don turn rich man food. 2k for one rubber

ahnie:
Lolz like seriously I was only joking with him sha.i never knew he took my comments like oxygen.i guess the gingsen roots I sent to him really got to him,but I was only trying to help out.
Seems he's new to nairaland .
One of my mods has taken care of him,he's gonna switch to his second monicker and quote my mention.


Back to you pls send a mail to me.
Happy Sunday.

Make him cool off small for at least 99years .

Happy Sunday Mama. I've sent both mail and text message (to that number you posted earlier in the day).

ahnie:
Shut your loose.see you sweating and cussing.
Haba ogbeni.
Stop being a sissy...a woman is giving you cold sweat online.so somebody cannot play with you again. .
Pats him on his back....oya it's ok,don't cry again .

Omo ahnie you finish work oh.
Chei! Vawulence mama

PrimadonnaO:
Lol. Omo!!!!!!!!

This babe!

Who's Joe?

You mean Jay?

Thanks for the wishes, darling!!

E reach to chant Omo×100 sef.

Yes, Jay.

You're welcome.

PrimadonnaO:
Lmao!!!

Dazed!

I know right!
Fine girl . I just remember everything now. Your former monicker too , I've been your LinkedIn connection for more than 2years now .
I've seen you before in reality when you graduated and came to do clearance in Uniben too.
And yup, you just viewed my LinkedIn page an hour ago!

It's amazing how you've achieved a lot in your career and so fast too.
I wish you more blessings, money in your akant and all your dreams come true.

PrimadonnaO Would you believe me if I told you that I follow you on LinkedIn and I didn't know it was you, till you said I should check that Buybetter.ng comment section? I clicked on a familiar name I saw and it matches same with the LinkedIn page.
Such a small world. .