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pocohantas:
Simps 1: Alfa males 0

Ozo SAFE : Kiddwaya EVICTED

Wouldn’t you rather be a SIMP?

If you wanna go far in BBN, even in LIFE, you better appeal to vagina people and simps o. Alfa males no get money (to vote). Na only to dey type SIMP upandan...



Alfa males stop quoting me oooo!!!

Simping power... super power!
Alfa males power... powerless power!!!

You be craze, Poco

Heartlessbanker:
such an adventurous soul

Thank you

Interhouse sports activities, skipping classes to go to other schools, or swim (Lol not that I can still swim oh, but I'd just watch my mates swim), playing football matches with other schools and talking with the guys, having a notebook for songs where I'd write Nicki Minaj's songs and we all would sing and rap to those songs.
Fun!!!!!!

Obaseki is working for real.
That EdoGIS the Op posted is so true.
I've been there a couple of times with my Boss for work and I was amazed with the work process there.

pocohantas:
Your signature though. Just trying to check if it is true .

Yes ohhhhhhh, very very true .

pocohantas:
Na them dey suffer for my hand. Make them try move on...

pocohantas:
Please, if you have to quote me, quote me right. I don’t know if telling lies if part of the alfa male handbook, but just quote me right next time.

Babe, you've suffered in these people's hands oh

Palema007:
Now who wouldn't pay attention to this mail... Look at the message? Very creative, nice and engaging. Not the usual " how are you? " "what are you putting on"? Questions some guys pass across. Lol without them missing "the when will you visit" or "lets meet up" command.


Happy married life to them

Lol I swear down

Alexaonfleek:
Don't be a lazy yoot. Get ready for school

My darling!!! I'm tired oh

pcguru1:
Never, but i can understand why others here would, its evident some didn't grow up in a good family.but can I get 10m if I cut off my fathers people

Lmao@last paragraph

Abeg abeg, na next year I wan resume.
Tchewww! When we wanted to resume, they said No! Sheybi I would have graduated last month sef.

Make Una park well jor! I dey vex.

Na wa.
Hosting doesn't involve cooking alone, People don't just get it.
I remember those years when a relative, his wife, personal driver and an escort used to come to stay at our house every three months anytime they're in town.
Only me will clean the rooms they'd stay, wash toilets, wash curtain, cook special food for them because they're both diabetic, will cook separate food for my family too, from there, I'd still go to school oh, it wasn't easy for me, and they were just four then, talkless of Op's wife hosting 18-25 men. It ain't easy abeg. And after they leave, you'd still have to do more cleaning, more washing, more arranging of the house.
I thank God those days are over that I'd be doing all those work.


Op, get a cook, period!

Yes!
I was live there yesterday to watch him.
He started on Sunday morning, he did make-up throughout the night (Police officers were on ground sef to secure the venue) and he finished yesterday.
Mehnnnnn, he did well. His eyes were sore red when he was done.


I can't even imagine myself working throughout the night and nor sleeping, talkless almost 2days sef!

Froshloaded:

Wetin

Alexaonfleek:
E remain to start singing baby shark do do do do do do

Kuku kee me, this geh

professore:
continue deceiving yourself there that boys are not jealous and envious and malicious towards one another over beef

God bless you!

I loved Weruche's acting prowess in "When Love happens". I didn't even know she's gone international lomo

lefulefu:
those pregnant mad women u see on the streets everyday who u think dey give them belle?
na angels?

Jesu! ! That's scary oh, people are raving mad these days.

lefulefu:
wen i was in auchi there was this mad woman that was quite popular cos she carries condom with her when she is strolling about.Woman wey mad ooo has packaged condoms with her .It was rumoured that men always visit her at night when everybody is sleeping and she gives them the condom to use .Most men wey dey sleep with mad women most times e no get anything to do with rituals..na just their fetish and wetin dem like.i even recall one nairalander some weeks back created a threated saying how he gets turned on when he sees a mad woman who is naked .Some men in nigeria really need psychological help abeg .

Lefu! this one dey creepy!!! .
See as I just muzz.

Note to self: Never give up, Folake

wintersnow:
So I went through vyiur diary, color me saffron, I think you did an amazing job

Thank you Sir.