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OgogoroFreak:
just "grow" yours and save us this epistle.

I'm not surprised you're an urchin of undignified ancestry. .

Stay off my mention and go jerk on something.

Dolt!

Cc: Sermwell .

Oh Uniben!

You are missing from me.

OK you love Nicki Minaj because she sings intelligent songs.

All these actresses that end their IG post with 'Ass is 100℅natural' should take a seat and stop lying.
I remember a movie Moyo Lawal acted back in the days featuring Genevieve Nnaji,Majid Michael, Nse Ikpe-Etim and Susan Peters and she wasn't this fair and neither was she this curvaceous. I don't know how her "ass grew".


All these 'yeyebrities' sef.

How do people fall in love in this Buhari era

Sighs

All these slayqueens turned actresses that are famous only on Nairaland and Instagram.

My chest,gawd!
"Even Ngolo Kante is brighter than your future".


I'm crying here

Ekez:
Meeehn those are sweeter than ofensala, I almost forgot ma dick in a pussy last week

Stop disgracing yourself on social media,young man

Neyoor:
Lol! The lady is a strong person jur

Alright sir,I believe you.

Lukaku

Life on the gram

I don't understand, must everything be brought to social media

Money miss road.

Neyoor:


It's a lie.


I have met lepacious Bose before. I have listened to her speech before and I must confess that the lady is one of the few intelligent ladies in the entertainment .

A girl that went back to studied Law after graduating from one course in this same institution, U. I. A girl that has once won most intellectual female comedian and many other awards.



For the fact that her opinion doesn't corroborate yours still doesn't makes her mumu.

Defender of the weak

Marie Curie for her role in radioactivity.
Physics was bae that year.

Nairaland and mediocrity are like 5&6.

What should we do with this news now? Fry sand, I guess

I always get angry when people bring innocent children into the world without adequately taking care of them.

Amakababe:
I'm in big trouble now and I need your opinion guys, what you would do if you were in my shoes.

I'm or I was a mechanical engineering student before i was dropped due to bad grades. I was asked to leave the school. I realised my mistake and know I'll do better now.
All my girlfriends are crossing over and it is only me in the clique who failed.
My parents know already and told me to get jamb form again and buckle up.

I'll be 22 in a few months

I've cried and gotten over it and decided to buy jamb form this year, but my problem is whether to apply to the same school. I have no issues with the school but am only scared of what my mates will say when they see me in 100 level. I'm extremely popular among them.

Pls what would you do, change school or come back to same school. Considering what people will say especially.
Pls give reasons.
Cc jarus
Lalasticlala

Smh. I don't think you've turned a new leaf yet.
IMHO, no one gives a fvck about you.It is only your mind playing tricks for you to feel ashamed and embarrassed about starting all over. You don't owe anyone any explanation, your life is in your hands.
It doesn't matter if you'd be 22 in months, what matters now is you taking the bull by the horn now and stop being pessimistic.

Las Las,you could still change your environs if you're not still comfy around.

The black guy killed it best.
Almost a resemblance of RMD infused with Zach Orji(especially the beards).

Hawt!

A case of 'Fly attracts poo'.

Nice specs anyways

They released it in this EMBER EMBER month period.

Time for some people to sell their souls to get this new iPhone XS model.

Susan Egan- I won't say I'm in love.

Kanyeyachukwu

Thank God for public universities. I don't think I can survive with all these shitty rules in private universities.


Someone once told me that putting two straws in a drink eg Coke in CU is punishable. I'm still trying not to believe that shii.

Thegamingorca:
Only opp main gate

Huh

abumeinben:
Film house...kada cinema? Or opp maingate?

I think I remember one building coming up back then...after those shop into bdpa were demolished.

Flyover? crossing that express tha yeah nor be yeh o .

Lol no. Film house and Kada ain't the same. The former is in a shopping mall called Voen Shopping Mall before Precious Palm Royal Hotel; the latter is at Sapele Road.

Yeah the shops that were demolished turned to Nadia Bakery and Stop to Shop Shopping Complex opposite maingate. Then there's a club house next to it 'Penthouse' and other shops.

Lol yes o. They ain't done with the flyover yet sha, this one seems stronger.

Benin is now upgrading o.

You should come see for yourself.

abumeinben:
Yeah.
Wetin new for Benin again?

They're constructing a new flyover opposite maingate.
Nadia Bakery and Stop to shop owed by Lebanese men opp. Maingate.
Then there's Film house too .