₦airaland Forum

Ademola47:
The Punch

So that's a fulfilment of part of your campaign promises.

Ctorch:
Buhari planning to declare 'State-of-Emergency' in South-East - Reno Omokri



https://politicsnigeria.com/buhari-planning-to-declare-state-of-emergency-in-south-east-reno-omokri/?utm_source=operamini&utm_medium=feednews&utm_campaign=operamini_feednews&amp

Is there any region that does not need a declaration of a state of emergency!

TheDemola:
https://dailytrust.com/el-rufai-its-foolish-to-sit-in-lagos-or-port-harcourt-and-demand-power-shift

Politicians are the most disgruntled set of human being. Is it not the same El-fulani that said power should go to the south recently

Totilopussylick:
If I tell you where i de now


Even you go wan craze!

About 7 wraps don go down.

I'm sure you can't handle 1 wrap

You wan kill me!

Metalman:
Good morning nairalanders. I caught this snake this morning in my back yard. Anyone with ideas on what its food is because I intend keeping it. Maybe rear it and learn the business of rearing snakes. I heard it is a very lucrative business. Thank you guys.

Why not ask Google. Pray it will not consume you soon.

oshozondii:
https://tribuneonlineng.com/2023-your-position-on-powershift-unconstitutional-northern-govs-tell-southern-govs/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

You can't blame them. We are the cause of our predicament

StagethemTVee:
Billionaire Mompha recently acquired the Latest IPhone 13 valued at over 1 million naira for himself,wife and kids.

https://mynaijadj.com/2021/09/25/billionaire-mompha-buys-latest-iphone-13-for-himself-and-family/


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qxpqo_dC4c

Like it will take them to heaven

lalasticlala:
As shared by DEMAGOGUE PhD. senior advocat @von_Bismack:

"Pastor Shaibu, CAN chairman of Sumaila LGA in Kano was targeted and brutally butchered to death by Muslim youths in Masu village in Kano bcus as they said "his mission is growing"
This is repulsive and stand condemned.
For how long will this targeting of Christians continue."

by

I S L A M -A- B A D!

camri:
https://dailypost.ng/2021/09/25/gov-ortom-shocks-aides-as-he-serves-them-food-to-appreciate-their-services-photos/

Buhari's Slayer!

Totilopussylick:
In Edris Abukareem voice!

Everything scatter scatter

Poor man de suffer suffer

Gboza gboza

Gun shot in the air.

This one don shak gbana like Eedris

adenigga:
Source: https://punchng.com/El-Rufai-masquerading-as-leader-exporting-banditry-to-South-Akeredolu

El Rufai Governmental Terrorist

Abujason:
https://punchng.com/we-regret-getting-rid-of-jonathan-to-elect-buhari-northern-elders-lament/?amp

Na so!

Mangekyo:
Messi just got substituted by poch after he was looking very likely to score today against Lyon.
He had 3 of his shots saved while hitting the bar from a well taken free kick.
Messi was very angry when he was substituted for hakimi. I think poch should be sacked. He's a useless manager.

Meanwhile, pendu aka Tap-in-Aldo fans are enjoying the moment, they think messi is a fraud whereas he isn't. I think yall need to be patient with him here

Cry na. Why are you telling us. How does it concern us.

StrongInBed:
Good.

You are not ok if you could call the Killing of another person as good. It could have been anybody. May God forgive you and let you see that for this action you are not different from those you condemn.

Sammydanny:
A 22-year-old Nigerian soldier identified as Amos Adorable Sobosu Royal has been killed while on national duty with the Nigerian Army.

Amos was killed just after motivating school pupils in North-East region of the country. This is a video of him speaking to the pupils shortly before his death.

Watch below:

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFjlW2sgpnE

Unprofessional report. Report says Nigerian Army but his obituary carries Nigeria Air force. Road side reporter.

MightySparrow:
Straight to Al - Jaanah, best way to die. RIP Sir.

Dey deceive yourself there

CUBANAEZE:
Source https://punchng.com/osun-open-grazing-law-defaulters-risk-one-year-imprisonment/

Good riddance to bad Miyetti Allah terrorist group

Racoon:
https://m.guardian.ng/news/we-will-celebrate-if-goodluck-jonathan-decides-to-join-us-apc-spokesman/

That is an acceptance that Major General M Buhari led APC has failed.

neztar:
https://independent.ng/akwa-ibom-assembly-passes-anti-open-grazing-bill/

I can see Buhari and his people sad about this development.

Katcall:
https://politicsnigeria.com/breaking-bandits-kill-popular-pastor-in-kaduna-el-rufai-reacts/

I S L A M - A - B A D!!!

Odewaleadesoye:
https://dailypost.ng/2021/09/13/stop-praying-for-nigeria-seun-kuti-tells-religious-leaders/

Ki lo mo de mo!

Gistblog9ja:
Nigerian rapper took to his instastories to say "its hard to serve God" as he goes into deep sober reflection after a night out.

Mi Abaga wrote on his instastories,
https://www.gistblog9ja.com/2021/09/its-hard-to-serve-god-in-lagos-rapper.html

Not true! Pray that it's not circumstances that pushes you to serve God, then you will serve him by all means.

lusid:
https://gazettengr.com/jigawa-to-expand-grazing-reserves-build-nomadic-schools-for-herdsmen/

Anything you want as long as you dont come South

reccy:
What do you think

Where Arsenal

NwaNimo1:
https://independent.ng/just-in-gunmen-ambush-kill-anambra-monarch-chauffeur/

Fulani or IPOB?

AmazingELixir:
https://punchng.com/nddc-hands-over-former-headquarters-to-rivers-govt/

Wike, winning all over.

Insecurity:
Cows will cost N2 million each if Lagos passes anti-open grazing law: Miyetti Allah





https://gazettengr.com/cows-will-cost-n2-million-each-if-lagos-passes-anti-open-grazing-law-miyetti-allah/?utm_source=ReviveOldPost&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=ReviveOldPost

Na by force to eat cow!

kahal29:
Airport things

Igbo's are there problem. Certainly money has changed hand

play5050:
Good morning nairalanders
Pls I have a program at abuja In the morning on Friday and I don't have enough money for flight like my other Rich colleagues, so night bus become the only option for me and my guy.

Our office insist we most work on Thursday and most be in abuja on Friday by 1pm

Which motor park should I go to get a night bus ticket to abuja

Pls any body that have useful idea should help me.
Lagos to abuja by night

What a question! Is there anywhere safe to travel in Nigeria at all

Fahdiga:
Our forefathers and Ndichie will be turning in their graves seeing this lifeless, brutal, bigoted and bloody jihadist in this revered Igbo attire. The Supreme Court administrator of Imo state Hope Uzodimma will regret the day he invited and gave this bag of bones the Isi Agu to wear just to mock the millions of Igbos he has murdered while standing on top of their graves.

Story! Even though I no like Buhari sef

adenigga:
Source: https://punchng.com/Gunmen-abduct-three-Obasanjos-workers-in-Ogun

It's high time Buhari's children are abducted

HenryThegreat1:
https://punchng.com/passengers-strangle-lagos-doctor-turned-uber-driver-steal-car/

Heart of men, desperately wicked