₦airaland Forum

ashawopikin:
apart from fu¢k, their women are very fruitful just like the Chinese, any small sperm, belle don enter

And both countries eat lots of herbs...

Hmm!

If you are in Canada and you said 'I WENT to Canada...' in your second Paragraph...bro you just another Nairaland staff doing his job



Content is money!

dazzlingd:
Impossible.

You have to take a complete U-Turn
Stop waiting for miracle to happen

What’s your age?

If you have opportunity to leave the country, leave and earn in stronger currency.
If you can still go to school and get a job, do it.
If you can learn a skill, like an IT skill, do it and make money
Or learn a trade, it could be handwork
If you can marry someone wealthy, do it… the person maybe older but should be rich
Try other options, explore and continue giving it your shot till you die.
You either die or make it
Don’t do crime

Just take this guy's advice...

YinkaOlusesi16:
The Lord sees to the government of the world and brings the right person to power at the right time.

Exactly

MyMouth:
There is a thin line between what they are doing and treason

I'm not a lawyer but I'm dead sure this is treasonable felony...

God punish Emefiele!

Does it make any sense for you to force a policy on an economy that doesn't have the infrastructure to handle such policy??

This bastard has stolen all the money for his election and personal use and kept it somewhere abroad...he is just using cashless policy as excuse...




He should rot in jail for putting Nigerians into unnecessary hardship!

Congratulations to the Jagaban Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu!

God bless Lagos!

Thank you the Arewa People!



God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria!

Nigeria is a special country!


God always has a way of balancing matters when it comes to Nigeria...Tinubu will win the Presidency... winning in Lagos would have been enough consolation for many Igbos... therefore, there won't be any serious post election violence...This country will be great again!



God bless Nigeria!

To all Nigerians that may come across this post!

It has been on records here on Nairaland that I initially opposed the Presidential ambition of Asiwaju...mainly due to the plights of we Lagos Indigenous People... However after some deep and critical considerations of the situations on ground...I think it qute a better idea at this moment to vote for Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu...

I see ABAT leading a much more prosperous and secure Nigeria...




I am Fortune109 and I approve this message!

Abfinest007:
There are two types of women
The one that fear God and the one God himself is afraid of



Nobody knows what the man went there maybe he was on a mission too .fear Nigeria women

Wtf!!

Seems some of you get highly high before coming online to type...



Who is God afraid of among his own creatures??

Aliens are real!

Some years back I was with my friend in their compound, suddenly a boy hurriedly came to tell us he has been observing two round lights circling where we were sitted since...we looked up and saw those lights for real...then i quickly left the compound to see if it was just coincident...then one of the lights would move gradually to hover directly above me...my friend did same and the other light would move gradually to stay directly above him too...the third boy would stay where he is and no light on him...we did this for hours...till we went inside our houses, my own light stayed directly on our house till I went in to sleep...



If that's not some UFO then what's UFO??

JaneYave:
Has the man who bought a land for the wife's birthday gift last two years started building it? Who is even the landlord in Mars?

Now this is funny

Very good policy!

Jman06:
If a labor union wants to grow bigger than the government and the people, then such union needs to be clipped.

The Government is irresponsible bro!

Once they have their way now, they will just make it a practice…allow the schools to rot then if the Union goes on strike, the court is simply used to force then back to work. Isn’t that crazy!

Someone stole 80 billion bro! 80 freaking billion! let’s the Union resist these guys and we see where it leads to…probably a revolution…
Students already don’t have any future after graduation, so what’s the point…

You think if ASUU is killed now CONUA won’t face same problem ASUU is fighting against??



For how long will you continue to postpone your freedom!

What’s the point of having a Labour Union if the Government can just use a Government controlled court to force them back to work??

Hmm!

There have always been Episodes of existence…in the existence before the present one we are in, Satan was a Saint…according to Islamic Scholars, he Iived amongst the sinful jinns of his kind…God later destroyed that existence and decided to save Satan by taking him to live among the Angels in heaven…He then made him into another Character in our present Episode by making him get jealous of Adam…

Hell and Paradise is the end of this present Episode, God may decide to start a new Episode of Existence after a long time of which he might have forgiven even the devil and make him become another Character entirely in the new season…



No condition is permanent!

Doesn’t seeing a Peacock make you sick??

RepoMan007:
I don't believe it has no nutritional value because anytime I overdose on it, I add weight. I easily add weight naturally and so know what I m saying. It must have a lot in it.

Abi!

How people can’t properly reason is beyond me…not a food expert but the question is, if you are about to die of hunger and you only see Ponmo to eat will you still die of hunger??

Are they saying there is no nutritional value in a cow’s skin because it has been made into Ponmo??

If there is any other reason to ban Ponmo let him just state it but the Nutritional Value excuse doesn’t make any sense…



You don’t need to ban Ponmo before the Leather Industry can promoted…

Eleriibu!

MrBachelor:


It's known as digital marketing. That is exactly what we do. You are not being spied on, not in the way you think anyways. Some digital tools are used.

In fact, if you spend time at your girlfriend's/friend's/relative's house and they frequently use a certain type of item (any item), you will begin to see online advertisements for that item when you return home. Mind you, you neither touched their phone nor browsed the item online. You only were in close proximity to them. That's enough for us, sir.

Exactly!

Means you frequently close to people who use or search for certain things makes you likely a type of them…so not bad pushing same to you too online…

No one can satisfy humans…would they have liked it if the complete opposite of whom their persons are is being pushed to them??



Wouldn’t blame the OP for being curious though!

[quote author=Emac34 post=116219667]Don’t they usually die after a week [/quote


Modified**

Going to toilet 2 times a day can reduce your tummy like magic…

hbk001:
This not a nice development I must say.
Our locally made footwears products which a number of people are still patronizing might have less patronage now since Nike has now officially opened their store here in Nigeria.
I actually don't know why people keep saying Nice development, nice development...Okay, employment opportunities might abound there but our locally made footwears will now have less patronage than before.
Way to go, Nigeria.

It’s a nice Development!

What has been stopping any of our Aba shoe factories from being proud of what they do and opening branded stores likes…



I hope they would wake up now…

robinso01:
At the mention of this, bag of rice is now 10k, garri is #400 for a paint.

My neighbor has now happily willed his property to me while he has his own family…

Wike should just calm down!

Only that Video of him insulting his Traditional Rulers openly is enough of Bad Market on his Political Career forever…if PDP had made the mistake of Choosing him, APC would simply add the video on replay…



A leader should be able to bottle or better manage his emotions…

Massive crowd



Una better vote for Atiku!

This is very nice!

Dead on arrival!

He is looking for the votes but Nigeria is too divided at the moment…He could have chosen a Northern Christian with a Muslim name and deploy very ruthless propaganda machines (with deliberate lies and spins) to sway the illiterate voters in the far northern villages to see him or even believe he is a muslim…



Now it’s too late!

[quote author=Cravemore post=114667748][/quote]Yes NFT…

Na una no dey allow we legit people rest for discord…

My client begin interview me for days before he gree buy my work …

The algorithm will always favor the bookies

Really pathetic how some Nigerians reason…

There is no point going to Primary School if the certificate is useless…Primary school is supposed to be the educational foundation of everyone…some people here trying to downgrade the importance is just ridiculous at best…

Moreover! If the law wants you to provide the evidence of you sleeping with your wife before your child can be registered, that’s the law and should be obeyed…



The Nigerian constitution should then be suspended if we can all just make excuses and be allowed to disregard the laws…