₦airaland Forum

lexxwiz:
@op not bad... Not bad at all.
The ultimate question though should be "is he/she really ready?" I remember my wedding, I did both my trad&church same day. Wife wanted big though but stood my grounds. Summary is, we were both ready to become one. Cause trust me, once the both parties are ready, financial, recession or whatever can't stop them.. Some cases, they elope. So!!! Finance is an excuse for the weak/not ready category.
Meanwhile I stumbled on this hilarious picture.

That's it. You said it all.

Mcbrose:
Could anyone who knows the direction to CPOILANDGAS No 1 Marina avenue Victoria Island Lagos help with the direction.

What other direction do you need? when you've provided yourself with the direction you already need. SMH

This is the height of joblessness and idleness. Of what use is comparing their contribution to science? Why not think of ways to impact your generation and contribute to science yourself? @ the MOD who pushed this to the front page, you should be examined. What is the usefulness of this thread? #Receivesenseinthenameofwhateveryouworship!

Please guys say something, don't just view please.
Thank you.

Dear Nl'der's,

Please help me verify if I should take this invitation seriously. Below is the mail:

"Hello

This is to inform you that you have been shortlisted for an all free H.S.E training on the 14th AUGUST 2016

NOTE

You are to get a primary or online HSE  certificate from a trusted oil and gas institution

We accept cpoilandgas.com and nebosh.com only

Get this as soon as possible its usually less than 48 hours program and less than 5000 naira

This training will be done at DANAGAS building its lasting for 4 days all expense funded by DANAGAS
You are advised to come with your credentials
All 6 candidates are to send an email to wale@danagas.com.ng for information on our various pickup points in your area

If you have any question in regards to this email, please send your question to wale@danagas.com.ng"

tolugar:
Some women are lunatic.

Cos she heard her husband say nasty things she is seeking for divorce??

She wanted it long before now.
It's nt a good motive for divorce.

Did you read the post at all? SMH

psucc:
5years is not 5days or 5 months. Having 'served' you for that long without any glimpse of hope of marriage, she has to move on.

Guy truly you no try at all.

I haven't read other comments though, but this is the best response. Brothers/guys! You'll date a girl for more than 2 years, expecting her to chill when time waits for no one. Advice to the brothers/guys, please if you aren't ready for marriage you have no business 'tying down' a girl all in the name of dating. @ Op you expect her to date you for 10years before you wife her? If I were you, I'd have gathered all the money you've been showering on her to marry her since you love her so much, but no! You prefer to date her for so long and keep showering her with gifts and money. It's well!

I thought I saw sometime ago that he's serving his fatherland, is DR Congo his PPA?

iykenathan162:
my bae for 2 yrs now is requesting for an android phone since her old phone is given her hell of issues.though the money is not the issue here

but it is wise enough for me to buy that phone for her since I have not married her pls I need yr advice

Like seriously you're seeking advice if you should buy her a phone? Someone you claimed to have been dating for the past 2years? I hope you've not been sleeping with her all these years too? 'Cause I see no sense in you seeking advice from the world if to buy her a phone or not, c'mon even without her been your bae can't you buy someone a phone if you're in a position to do so? Hmmm that your bae better re-evaluate if you're fit to be her bae!

TruDoc:
A Financial accountant is urgently needed for employment.
University degree in Accounting with not less than 2 years experience.
Strong double entry bookkeeping skills
Experience of working with an ERP system such as Quick-books, SAP,Good excel skills Good communication skills
Interested and eligible candidate should forward their CVs to smartafrica2030@gmail.com

Please can one who isn't so experienced with working with an ERP system but can learn quickly apply?

CopyLearner:
If she knows everything about you, why did you marry your wife, who doesnt know you as much as the person you are seeing? You even sound very proud of yourself

Don't mind him! I wonder why he married his wife!

New Benin, Benin City, Edo State, Nigeria!

wiggle:
I asked question 3 at one interview, and the reply I got was "How does it relate to the job"?

LMAO

Please does anyone has information about who they are, is working with them worth it in terms of career growth and remuneration?
Thank you for your response.

BE811APP:
did mine last week...
21k for me
15k for my kids..

At where please?

This is becoming stale! MOD's please stop acting dumb, I believe there are better gists and topics to be moved to fp!

#apieceofmymind

dayoonline:
Amen. Thank you Foxie. I truly appreciate your prayers and empathy. Still and all, I've learnt to be independent already and I don't feel bad a bit. You wouldn't even have the feeling if you see me or stay around me. I just hope and pray God bestows upon others such resolve to fight the psychological, financial and spiritual battles that abound in our world.

It's my pleasure. I like your spirit, your courage.

dayoonline:
I am one. Lost both when I was 5. Graduated last year atop of my class n as d only first class in my dept from UI. Still held posts at d departmental and faculty level and engaged in extracurricular activities with normal social life. Almost done with nysc now. Being one teaches you to be resilient, circumspect and unwaveringly focused.
Needless to say, I'm 21. God be with all others across the world.

It's well dear, may the almighty God make your path to continue to shine brighter. When you need help, Heaven, men and women alike will run helter skelter and compete to help you. God will forever be with you.

horexy:
These tweets are as dry as d desert wind
Them wan copy OAU but dem no fit...Greatest Ife! There's only one Great Ife in d universe

Abeg fly make you no petch! This your post is the driest

pretydiva:
How is dis news ..our celebs sef..,na every thing wey dem do dey enter instagram

Dey need 2 grow up jor..dis is becoming way childish

You're just bitter. Please cheer up. Don't take life too hard.

'Change'!!! Nigerians be ready oh! Most especially all you who voted in the 'change' agent!

All I see is these 'change' agents taking Nigerians for a ride, a mumu ride at that.

alienvirus:
Great development. Bringing down the cost of PMS has always been a challenging one. PDP/Obasanjo era was worse. Obj spent 8 years and increased the cost for 8 times.

I am pretty sure Buhari is doing a wonderful job up there.

God help the current leadership.

You sound so dumb. What is the wonderful job he is doing? Didn't GEJ reduce price by N10 in January? Please if you don't have anything to say, just move on. You're still blinded by the euphoria of 'change', you better open your eyes!

Diamonddris:
My name is Diamond, and I just had a new girl friend after breaking up with a very loving girl(my X.).




But the problem I have with this my new girl is that every time she comes visiting,she comes with two to three of her friends and this is so annoying.

Minus spending a lot of money to entertain the four of them,I dnt get any intimacy with my girl because of the presence of her friends..although the girl is very pretty..

When I asked her why she brings her friends to my house in all her visits, she told me that she wants them to see how handsome I am..when I told her that her reasons are ridiculous, she grew angry, and I love this girl...and she is not picking my calls for two days now.

Please Nairalanders, what should I do?

Am I in love? Or has STUPIDITY taken over ME?

How old is she and how old are you? She seems like a girl still in High School, because even if her reason(s) for coming along with her friends is to prevent you from getting intimate with her, there are more mature ways of going about it.

And also on your part, hope you don't make her feel like you just want to get under her pant? Coz I can relate with that feeling and it's sometimes irritating, especially when it's a new relationship.

My advice to you is if you duo are able to settle your differences, I'd suggest you call her on phone since she wont come alone to your place and convince her that if she's worried you'd try to get intimate with her, that you promise you won't and please keep to your word when she finally comes over, there's time for everything! I believe a time to get intimate will come when you duo now know and understand yourselves better.
And if that doesn't work out, please move on, she wants to take you for a ride.

#my 2 cent

scampy:
That is very good. I will advice you to take it since it is a Fed Govt job but if you chose to let it go. Na beg i dey beg u, i also dey South West just link me up and i will pay you tithe for 1year.

#true talk.

lol

scampy:
Op, shey d job offer na South West?

yes

Thanks guys. There was an opening for entry level position. I currently have a job,but I just want to know if it will be better to take the job at NOUN, that's why I was asking to know the benefits of working with them before I decide if to switch or not.

Please anyone with useful information about them, kindly share.

Hello guys,

Please what are the benefits (both financial and other benefits) of working in NOUN Study Centres? I need to make a decision before I make mistakes. Thank you.

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Whaoo omo baba olowo

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Well I think you're suppose to say "Whaoo omo mama olowo"
Thank you,bye

crosbyted:
Op u b aproko! He's weighing his purchase goods:p

lol, he could have done that in their hotel room na, he's just embarrassing the lady

officialteemi:
verifying purchased good.Incase of butt-pad ,to avoid story dat touch...

lmao

Okay I stumbled on this wedding pics of a friend while they were on the dance floor on their wedding day.

I wonder what is running through the groom's mind, his bride is really enjoying her dance. Abeg what's the groom looking at biko?