₦airaland Forum

adenigga:
Source: https://punchng.com/Fuel-scarcity-Marketers-blame-low-supply-NNPC-disagrees

Kobicove:
I remember that Ndiefi guy that looked like... ...anyway make I just reserve my comment here

easzypeaszy:
Hmmmmm
I always go broke and that has been kiiling me for years.
I earn 200k monthly and get my salary by 25th
By 10th foodstuff have finished.
By 28th 29th just 3 to 4days after salary I will be kololess
Here is how I spend majorly
Nepa/GoTv/Gas.... 13k
Foodstuffs..40k
Provisions(3kids) 2 are less than 1.4yrs...40k
Previous month owing.. Mostly 15k
General bills like Fees/Fixin or servicing (Atleast every mnths u must do 1 or 2) 20k to 30k
Parents...5k to 10k
Church...2k to 10kas spirit leads
I work frm home/office 2weeks each..
Data/Fuel/Transport/Feeding... 30k
Loans 40k to 50k
Na how my life dey use shatter be dat.
My wife on the other side can't do anytin now bc of health after birth.
I still hope everytin wl be stable soon.

Kalatium:
No sooner was I on my way leaving the market, after buying all what I need and ticking all the items on my list than a stranger came out of the blue to accuse me of stealing his penis.

I won't say the state this happened.

At first I didn't clearly understood what he meant because he initially said, I should return what left his body.

What looked like a funny claim in my ear turned serious as he started shouting and calling the attention of passers by. People started encircling us and the guy who accused me said we are going to police station, I was like why will I follow you to station when I didn't do anything wrong.

One of the passers by said I should just follow him if I know I am truly Innocent since the station is not far. I had no choice that to follow them to prove my innocence ( the accuser and the passer-by) with many thoughts on my mind.
On our way I resolved to call all the important people I know that can get me out of this mess. I first dialed my dad's number and started explaining what was going on before the guy said I should cut the call that we must go to that station or else he will collect my phone.

Eventually we arrived there, and met two police men inside the station compound, then my accuser started laying claim of his stolen manhood story. I was called to narrate what happened and I told them I just left the market gate after purchasing all I needed from the market only to be falsely accused.

The two officer took us inside the station to write a statement. After the accuser narrated his story once more, one of the officer was laughing.
The police asked what I do for a living and I told him I am a medical Doctor and the hospital I work. He asked the accuser same question who said he is a university student and doesn't stay far from the market. He asked of both our phone numbers and also gave out his number to us. Then he asked the accuser to put his hand in his trouser to confirm if his manhood is there, the guy touched and the manhood was there.

He then started saying that initially he didn't feel anything there that there have been cases like that in his school and that he was shocked that the thing happened to him that's why he dragged the case to the station.

The police then said that he has been hearing about this stealing of manhood and that people can do diabolical things for money. However, it could also be that his mind might be playing tricks on him as such he felt his penis might be missing when it actuality it is actually there.

The police man said I should go that since the guy has confirmed his penis is intact, there is no case. He said I shouldn't be annoyed that if I were in the guy's shoes I might as well do the same . He also said that it could be that it actually happened but me being there at the wrong time and being there when he felt such that he will easily take the person close by as the culprit. I felt relieved but at the same time angry for been falsely accused and my time wasted for something as dumb as this.

When we were going outside the station, the guy who falsely accused me was dragging his foot and kept working very slow such that I was at a far distance in the front. The passer-by that followed us early was apologizing to me, that I shouldn't be angry.

Damn, I was just feeling different emotions. However, I thank God nothing happened to me ( I wasn't hurt and no mob action or jungle justice), nothing was missing and I came back home safe and fine.

My dad who is in another state got worried when I called earlier. If something had happened to me that guy will have had the worst day of his life. The kind of people that will have come for him eh.

There were 2 things on my mind. It's either that guy did it intentionally to put me in trouble or he is delusional ( superstitious) and/or actually suffering from Koro syndrome.

Help move this to Fp so everyone can be aware of this.

DesChyko:
INEC says IREV not for results collation,



https://punchng.com/off-season-polls-electronic-collation-illegal-says-inec-police-warn-nlc/

Tjra:
"Omowunmi stated that she was in the kitchen while this was happening, adding that when she came out, she saw the nurse injecting him, and she heard Mohbad telling the nurse to remove the syringe."

It's obvious this girl is trying to absolve herself of the allegations and indirectly accusing the nurse. Na waoh

marlow1962:
Very good, we stand with ebola. Infact buy trillion dollars car for ur wife, but try remember your foot soldiers here on nairaland ( make hunger no finish them) they now rob moving buses for food.

Nigerians are punks, they can't do shit. They so much love suffering, so why will ebola implement good policies that will better your life? When you just have to sell your rights for 1liter of cooking oil and suffer for another 8 years.

PUNKS.

pikechukwu6:
continue deceiving yourself my man..

Confirmedzombie:
If IDF kill 50, 500 will be recruited same day.

The Hamas are freedom fighters with an ideology backed by prophet Muhammad (SAW).

You cannot defeat an ideology. Hamas must come victoriously in this war.

I beat my chest, Israel must be levelled down.

Insha Allah

kestolove95:
The votes Tinubu don't need to become president :
Urs and the igbo votes..

aswani:
The same way they chose the side of our oppressors when they made Peter Obi Gorvernor àbi?

Did they sink deeply then or is it only when their judgement doesn't favour your candidate that they do?

Especially when your candidate turns up with blurred photocopies even though actual original copies exist that were used to collate election results and he expects the former to take priority over the latter.

IPOBidients and hyprocisy na 5 and 6. Nutin do una anyway.

TheRareGem1:
https://thenationonlineng.net/breaking-fg-declares-wednesday-september-27-public-holiday/

Righthussle:
Why didn't his guns protect him from death.

Righthussle:
Why didn't his guns protect him from death.

Righthussle:
Why didn't his guns protect him from death.

Righthussle:
Why didn't his guns protect him from death.

fergie001:
PEPY Judgement: Maraba this morning caused by a military road block

Credits: Leadership Newspaper

christoranky:
I bought 20k fuel just from mile2 to Ikorodu and back to mile2 again.... Before I know it, my tank Don empty.

thesicilian:
A man can feed his family for years and no one will hear about it. He's often proud to bear the responsibility. But the moment a woman starts bearing the responsibility, all hell must break loose, sooner or later

Omicronvaccine:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VB_j_nynq5w



https://www.instagram.com/reel/CwGSD6TNxKp/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

Source: Linda Ikeji's Blog

Jungleluv5:
]if you like call him any name he is your president and 4 years is sure so cry anyhow now

buzmanjohn:
https://punchng.com/just-in-ecowas-imposes-more-sanctions-on-niger/?amp

Bluezy13:
Does this your write-up make sense to you ?

Berrityga:
Another cooking in vain loading. Just give up. This cooking thing is not for people from brown roof. Rest.

LeoDeKing:
I have said it, I will say it again?

Why should court proceedings be altered because of one incompetent illiterate hiding his incompetence behind religion to get power?

Buhari filed cases at the Presidential Petition Tribunal, there was no live broadcast.

Atiku did same, no live broadcast

Even obituarist did same at state level, no live broadcast.

And I believe there is a legal purpose for that.

Why then should the legal process be abused because of one illiterate who can't pass ordinary Philosophy in school? Is this the first time there will be Election Petition Tribunal?

Johnthum:
APC have buried Nigeria.

Since APC came into power, we have recorded multiple of killings everywhere.

If you want Nigeria to get better, APC should be avoided by all means.

If you like go and vote for APC candidates again, later you'll start complaining 💯

kaludestiny10:
Bad belle

Yamiriflathead:
Fake News Scripted, acted and powered by obedients fake news merchants to discredit the elections and garner sympathy votes for Peter Obi who is losing the election sorely

Biodun556:
Tinubu for president

mbahdi:
Any leg planning to go vote tinubu come Saturday make dat leg miss him road to sambisa forest