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Asa is the only Nigerian artiste that I enjoy her songs... But your dogs are too close to the ground, your taste though. I will go for boerboel anytime any day...

BumBae:
Whats mouth action

Mouth action is when the female in question sucks the p*nis of the male in question. The reverse is known as giving the head.

Is that suppose to be a question!!!!... How can one submit without first loving the person whom he/she is to submit to? In the Nigerian context, the reverse is the case.

But I don't see anything strange there...the hot plate ring is still connected to electrical cables, while in a stove frame, simply to prevent the pot from falling off in situations of careless handling. The only precaution is to insulate the stove frame properly to prevent being ELECTROCUTED!!!

DuchessLily:
Buhahahahahahahahaha .. Kikikikikikikiki


*singing* e dey pain u ooo ; gan gan.... E dey pain u wellu wellu ooo; gan gan.

Ekwe... Lolzzz

[quote author=DuchessLily post=41974805][/quote]Keep deceiving yourself...

DuchessLily:
Use ur brain dear. Must I type most men b4 u knw what I mean??

Still go hug transformer if u are so pained

If you are not an educated illiterate, you would have typed correctly. I don't blame you... Free megabytes flying around.

DuchessLily:
God!!!! What has come over men? What has taken over their minds?

Devil is seriously working over time. He won't see me or any member of my family & friends in Jesus name, amen

By men, you also mean the male folks in your nuclear and extended families, huh? My dear, you don't just pick up your phone and type rubbish! Next time, think before typing, and read before posting.

Emmytrill:
This is a true life personal experience and a great testimony.

If not for the grace of God, i don't know where i would have been by now, maybe heaven or hell

On this very day, i went to the Immigration office at Ramat park area, Ikpoba Hill Benin to pick up my passport. The thought of travelling out of the country for the first time was overwhelming. A colleague of mine before i left to pick up the passport gave me 13k to help him pay into the bank.

Because of the enthusiasm within me, i wanted to collect the passport first, then pay the money into the bank on my way back. To show that God is in deed meciful and my mama prayer no dey go in vein a spirit just told me why not pay in the money first since you will pass through the bank. My brothers and sisters, i heeded to my instinct, and that saved my life as you will soon find out.

Getting to the Immigration with all the stress and waiting, i finally got my passport o and i was ecstatic! Na first time na . On my way back, i boarded a bus to ring road. i couldnt take my hands off the the passport as i was looking at it left, right and centre. I observed that a more advanced lady sitting close to me was just looking at the passport i was holding and smiling. For my mind i say watin dey worry this one, , she never see who hold passport before?

Immediately i alighted from the bus, and was walking to board another one, i heard someone calling Bros! Bros! Bros!. i turned and the lady came to me and said ''Bros, na u sitdown near me just now, my 13k dey miss from my pocket'' Mogbe, for ring road of all places . i just calmly asked her, did you see me branch anywhere else, she said no, and i told her i'm ready to be searched and i don't have your money. At this time, people were already gathering ooo and she was beginning to raise her voice! see embarrasment of the century! I was still pleading my innocence when i saw a Civil Defence Officer and i beckoned on him to please come to my aid.

The man called us and was asking us what the problem is all about. I explained all i knew and the lady did same, insisting i took her money from her pocket , See a whole me with a good job, just because i take public transport!

The security guy then asked the lady, ''you sure say this well dressed young boy take your money?'' she said yes! just then, the agberos around were already waiting to pounce on me! probably to burn me alive. my mind quickly went to Allu 4 at Uniport . Then the security man told the lady that if she should search me, and they don't find the money, she will be seriously dealt with and if its found on me, i will go in for it! What if i didn't pay in that 13k? would they have allowed me to explain anything?

Just then, the lady started sturtering that it should not be like that, blah blah blah. The officer became angry with her that she just put my life on the line by accusing me falsely. The market women that have already gathered also started causing the lady, telling her that she wanted to cause the death of an innocent young man! The officer just told me to make sure i thank God enough because i would have just been lynched to death . i was too dumbfounded to even utter any word. I just looked up and said thank you Jesus and walked away. I felt like calling for her arrest there and pressing for charges bothering on false accusation, but the fact that i just escaped death didn't even make me talk.

LESSON LEARNT
1. Always say your prayers before leaving the house. You might know where you are driving to, but you don't know who is driving towards you.
2. Please my fellow nairalanders, always DRESS PROPERLY. My mode of dressing probably gave me some respect. If i was sagging or carrying one dirty hair style, anything could have happened before you say Lalastic....
3. Don't move around with too much cash.

Thank you and God bless.

You would have provided the number of your friend who asked you to pay in the cash at the bank. That is, if you had the money with you. They would have asked him the exact amount and the bank, and then asked you to corroborate the facts. When I mean they, I mean the civil defence officer interfering, since your mode of dressing saved the day, kinda. We have been advised to dress the way we want to be addressed.

Tomorrow we will see another fellow riding his dog as if it was a horse... Mtcheew

northvietnam:
she don follo one Alhaji for business class commot them turn am to snake... IMO....

pray she comes back Asap.. but wait ooooo.....

29 and the husband is not reporting her disappearance .

my guess, she is still single and could still be searching @29

So, you didn't read where they wrote 'Miss Grace Utum'?

cruzita:
I know about those drinks and I even drank them but I am not old.I'm barely 18

Whether you drank them from that old bottle or you drank them from a plastic cup or you drank them from a feeding bottle, or you drank them from a geepee tank, my sister, you are above thirty, stop claiming an age you obviously aint.

looseweight:
When sanusi said most Nigerian graduates are not employable, most people called for his head.

Can you imagine the title of this thread and the content?

The moderator that brought this to the FP ought to have edited the title.

It was not SANUSI that made that statement, it was SOLUDO. Verify your statements before you post.

zodo2rule:
That is not a job promise. He was only asked to apply for a job upon graduation.

Tell them oo... These days, people just look instead of read. How on mother earth does that look like a job promise?!!!! PEOPLE!!!!!!!!

Validated:
Incompetence is going to announce a budget you know nothing about!
Buhari sef

Is this the Change

Buhari was NEVER ready for the office.

lordkay10:
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So you expect the government to provide police to guard every single citizen or what exactly do u want, the man is simply telling everyone including the security agencies to be at alert

... I laugh. As is they have any plans to counter. We have heard! Mtchew

We have heard, but we are interested in what the FG will do to arrest the situation. Mediocres EVERYWHERE!!!

chronique:
Hi folks! I just bought a baby parrot,but do not have experience training birds(especially a parrot). Can anyone help me out with useful tips?

Yea... YOU bought a baby parrot only for you to plan how to torture the little thing to death out of your IGNORANCE!

Layolaw:
what we are saying is that blocking of road/ beg them to clear still not justify the massacre haba they even went ahead to their house midnight to do more and demolish it, hian you get mind ooo

Madam, they opened fire on the COAS' convoy, and you expect them to fold their hands and die like cowards? They did the needful... They returned fire as an act of self defence! Now, why won't they go to their base? How else are they going to disarm them? Oh! So you have forgotten the part that says that possession of arms is illegal? I just wonder how people reason these days!!

It's always ISLAM associated with one form of violence or the other in the north... How do one even differentiate the sheep from the wolf? To me they all look alike, and sincerely speaking, I can't see the peace in ISLAM, I'm not saying there isn't oo, just can't find any!!! To my Muslim brothers, no biase meant.

iykenex:
My cousin had average score 286, JAMB score 262, PUTME score 310 yet couldn't secure admission for Med. Surg. After, she bought supplementary form #10,500 for another course, yet couldn't secure admission. Meanwhile those that their list came out had a lower average scores, in fact she scored above all them

Guys, is there anything I can do to protest against this act on her behalf and secure justice?
See pic below

Tell your cousin to forget doing her Med. Surg. in that school or any other state University. Tell her to apply to federal universities... My little advice

Medunah:
Where z the joke?

Gazing at you... Just right in front of you

That's a model of a tractor shovel, and I do not really and sincerely see anything different or special when compared to the bigger version. All you need do is to have a clear look at the bigger version and scale down the model.

ihatebuhari:
Our useless President buhari is a Fulani man.

So they think, we Niger deltans are Afraid of em, we ain't cowards like yoruba people


Hope they haven't forget our great forces MEND cos we gonna burn down this country if northerners try us

Direct your attention and energy to something positive. I don't like Buhari either, I NEVER bought the APC deceit. The country is in for a big rollercoaster ride, with Buhari as the operator. No offence meant.

Yes, he has visited... He came, he saw, is he going to conquer by doing something meaningful to improve their precarious situation? Useless visit... Visit meant to score political point. Dumb a$$€$!!!

I learnt his staff went on strike some times during that period cos they were being owed some months salary... FOOLS milking the country!!!

Aitee1:
Okay, wish you the best of luck!!!

Yea... Thanks

Aitee1:
Okay, thanks for the info. Are you an officer?

I'm not an officer yet, though I aspire to be one pretty SOON.

Aitee1:
Haba...army dey marry army

I thought it against the rule in the military

It's done this way... Officers can marry themselves, NCOs can marry themselves, but if it's going to be between officers and NCOs, one has to resign. This is the RULE. NCO means Non-Commissioned Officer, ie recruits.

ebubey:
For those guys that go to a girls wall to thank
her for accepting your request pls stop
doing that... I dey shame for una. For the love
of jollof rice pls stop it and the worst
part is you don't even say it correctly, you'll
visit a girls wall and you'll see posts like:
"Thanks for the acceptment"
"Thanks for the acceptation"
"Thank you for acceptizing my request"
"Thanks for being acceptize" chisos
I even saw one recently it was:
"Thanks for accepting my request may God
bless you and your family, anything u
seek u shall find..any weapon fashioned
against u shall not prosper..every evil
obstacle shall not be diverted in Jesus name,
Amen"..
Just for request, pls stop it...

Lolzzzz... YOU are just exaggerating the while ish. Funny though.

[quote author=lalasticlala post=40499535]I got this mail from a Nairalander. Please read and advise him accordingly. Thanks.

The unedited mail:


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Like ShakurM said, forgive him, help him, do that at arms length (at a very long distance), you may never know his intentions towards you, since your old man named you his next of kin and not him. I don't think he will be happy with the info. As for me, I feel he has something crazy thoughts up his sleeve... Do all I have told you, build a life, get a wife, raise some kids and enjoy the sweat of your labour. All the best man!

It made your mood like that of Audu's wife... Lol.

They said they have made their recruitment for THIS FINANCIAL YEAR, in order of hierarchy, Don't worry, your wonderful profile is comfortably with them and it will DEFINITELY be considered for NEXT YEAR'S TAKE. You should be thanking your god that you got a success text and not otherwise.

By the way, I don't see how that text should change your mood. How do you want those that got the ugly text to feel?

In summary, they will get back to you before the end of first quarter of 2016.