Are the ones that put on agbada any better?!... I see all of them as bunch of thugs, nothing more. Nothing good to portray to the teeming youths...

raayah:
Always test drive before buying!

I think your husband has to see a doctor first because there is nothing you can do here. Pre mature ejaculation is the worst because, even a little amount of foreplayy can cause leakage.

If he does not want to take drugs or see a doctor. Then start training him using Start and stop method.

If you are on top , do like 5 rides/strokes and stop. He rests for a few seconds and you continue.
If na oral same thing/, stop every 30 seconds and start again.
It's not the best but he lasts longer.
But the best option is that he visits a doctor.

Which one is start and stop method, Ma? Pardon my ignorance.

damzy88:
Hello everyone,

I went for an interview last week. The interviewer enquired about how much I was looking to earn. I said since it was entry level position, I believe there is a salary range and an amount fair to me is alright.

Did I make any mistake? I noticed the lady wanted me to be specific. I didn't want to look greedy.

It is a local exploration and production company.

Your opinions please?

No, you didn't make any mistake my brother. Since you don't know your worth, it's pardonable.

MathsChic:

Thanks for your advice. You summed it up pretty well. The competition is INTENSE! Intense is probably an understatement. It's under such atmosphere that you need to watch your back incessantly it starts to bother on paranoia, lol.
Thanks though. I'll try not to be discouraged and press on.

You are welcome. I wish you all the very best.

MathsChic:
I have a thing that has been bothering me recently, so I want to share with you to seek advice.

I work in a segment of the financial industry where, to put it succintly, you don't make a mistake. Better put, you shouldn't make a mistake. It's not advisable. If you do make one mistake, you are most certainly gonna get fired. Everyone understands this and tries their best to adjust.

Work is complex and full of numerous procedures you have to learn through and through. It is expected that you should understand these procedures and try as much as possible not to make a mistake associated with human error. Now, unfortunately, I made a nasty mistake some weeks ago. But the company didn't release me. Before now, I had contributed quite significantly to boosting company revenues through some direct actions I took, and also in developing some creative financial solutions to help save a lot of money. Some of these financial solutions my company has made into businesses. One time, I managed to wring out a significant deal out of a tough client, and the parent company based in Houston rewarded me for this with an award. My thinking is that, they are not firing me because of these past achievements. I can't be too sure, so I'm still bracing for impact

However, the deal is, a lot of people in the office are really beefing me right now. Some people have made only half a mistake and have been immediately fired. Lately, a lot more have been fired for quite other weird reasons, especially as we started losing work from oil clients. And I'm still standing, so it seems.

I have a strong feeling of an unfriendly atmosphere around my colleagues; and I spot some refusal to associate with me, especially as some of those who have been fired were involved in the same issue for which I got not more than a slap on the wrist. I don't like the feeling I get from others, and I'm really thinking of leaving the company.

But I have no other offers or job at the moment to go to.

It's obvious you have written your name on the firm's wall of fame. Note that not getting fired and the attitude of your colleagues clearly goes to attest to that fact. Don't be discouraged by that, be positive and move on. You shouldn't expect them to like you anyway, since the atmosphere of your work environment seems to promote some sort of competition among you guys. I have NEVER heard of anyone that left cos of perceived unfriendliness of colleagues. I hope the pay is cool and you enjoy what you are doing? Cos to me that's a few of the justified reason to resign. A friend ones told me when I was much pretty younger that I should try and get paid for doing what I love doing, even if the pay ain't cool, I gat the motivation. SUCCESS ma'am... The sky is your start point jare... Forget about BADBELLES!

chymystique:
Lol.. That's what ITK can cause.. Take it as a life lesson and not like its belittling.. its normal for bosses to talk like that cause they feel they know more than you..
You should be glad he didnt even make some terrible remarks when you gave him your own design...

Ps "NEVER OUTSHINE YOUR MASTER"

Culled from '48 laws of power'... Law no 1: 'never outshine the master'. Authored by Robert Green

Ojestas:
Moreso, 80% of the corpers spell "CORPER" as "COPPER". . That was my survey during service.

You are wrong at this 'CORPER'... It's CORPS MEMBER. Before correcting others, be very sure of yourself. I'm sorry, but I have to go out of my way and place you and that guy on the same level.

MrsPhyno:
1. Owo, kudi, ego. If she's not stinkingly rich , she will at least be financially stable. /walks away singing owo ni koko/

2. She no only make brain, she get brain! To be a doctor, you pretty much HAVE to be smart. I mean who's gonna let a dullard prescribe drugs or deliver their baby or cut them open??!! So a female doctor will most definitely be a brainiac. A wise man would want a wife like this to pass down excellent genes to his children.

3. She no dey fear.... Well at least not bodily issues. She's seen almost every nasty thing one can see about the human body. So that ur nasty boil won't make her vomit

4. She work past pack mule Medicine no send whether you be female, pregnant, delicate, sensitive, etc. If you're a doctor you must work hard, stay up all night, do long hours, think on your feet. So a female doctor can never be lazy and must be diligent. Being hardworking is a great trait for a wife.

5. Their mouth sweet pass lacasera This isn't well known, but female doctors are excellent talkers. They can go from talking dirty to discussing the flaws in Buhari's new government. They can handle most topics because they have a lot of exposure. This kind of wife is fun because you guys will always enjoy gisting.

6. They can keep you (and your kids) safe They know which medicine to take, what is the sign of so-and-so infection, they know which animal is poisonous, in fact they can even save your life with CPR! How many men's wives can do that?!

7. They appreciate life I mean, We all do. But the female doctor has a unique perspective. As a female, she probably brought a life or two into the world (gave birth to her own kids). As a doctor, she probably witnessed a number of deaths. So she gets this amazing perspective on life that few have and that enables her to treasure her family that much more.

8. She no dey nag I know I know. It sounds too good to be true. But how, after working so hard, taking care of you and the kids; she wan come find time to dey nag about nonsense. She won't even have energy.

9. They fine dieee This one maybe a bit of hyping sha But truly truly. I've never met an ugly female doctor before. They are always either beautiful or at least okay. Besides with their intelligence and white coats, they always seem to have some sex appeal even if they're not thaaat pretty.

10. Sex They sabi anatomy wellaaaaar. Need I say more

Source: Me, a future doctor

cc: lalasticlala and gurgle cause I find her posts interesting. Hope u don't mind.

I 100% agree with you, but I have some very salient issues I would like to clarify from you, since you know so well about them, and quite coincidentally, you happen to be a medical student. Mind a PM?

hakeem4:
I want to work as a civil engineer in the military even tho I'm still an undergraduate in a civilian university is it possible ?

Yes, it is VERY POSSIBLE.

aameyah:


Wow, would show her this.
Because I know she has always been deeply unhappy about the 2.2 thingy and I try to encourage her to improve herself instead of looking at the limitations.
Thanks.

You are welcome... Feel free, pls.

aameyah:


Well her masters distinction has cleaned off whatever supposed stigma she had. And if erudite scholars praised her dissertation and asked that she look into lecturing line, then the sky is surely her limit, 2.2 or not.

I wish her all the very best. With the MSc(DISTINCTION), she will go places. Let her just apply to a few of the available overseas PhD scholarships and leave this country before they bad belle her DISTINCTION with her 2.2, cos I sense it happening. It's just a few Nigerians that really value academic excellence.

aameyah:


Why?
Then what happens to my innocent and young cousin who was frustrated in 400L and eventually finished with a strong 2.2 of 3.45 CGPA in a Federal Uni.

And she has gone for her masters also in a Federal Uni and her external examiner told her she will be doing the world a disservice if she does not impart her knowledge to others via lecturing (she got a distinction).

In Nigeria, the truth is not everyone who had a 2.2 or even 3rd class is a dullard. It is sometimes a result of bad choices or even lecturer frustration.

Nobody is saying your cousin or whom ever is a dullard. The fact and stigma there is that she finished with a 2.2. The key difference between a 2.1 and a 2.2 is that a 2.1 graduate is given an opportunity to be listened to, while it's quite rare in the case of a 2.2. Most times, 2.2 graduates perform way better than 2.1 graduates,that I'm sure. There are lots of 1st class and 2.1 graduates out there, and by natural law, applications and privilege go down the pyramid.

macjireh:
I graduated with a 2.2 but was promised a lecturing job, I don't know if mine will pull through although I applied through d H.O.D and I don't speak with him directly because I contacted him through a proxy

Also I have plans to apply for my MEng this month but I'm thinking if I should wait and use TETFUND but I'm thinking it may bounce since I have a 2.2
Lord help me.

I'm very sorry to say this, you don't know enough to INCULCATE. This has nothing to do with CGPA. It not all about getting the position with or without a 2.2. Most people parading themselves as lecturers don't know enough, they even got the job with worse grades. I stand to be corrected! Now, listen to yourself, with just a bachelor's, and most probably, no relevant work experience, you want to teach, TEACH WHAT my brother?!!! Anyway, the educational system is already in topsy-turvy. Go and join them and pollute it the more...Bunch of mediocres. NONSENSE.

Sijo01:
Perfect!

My dear, pls tell me what's perfect there? You think it's just in private schools that defilement/rape and other social vices happen? It's worse in PUBLIC SCHOOLS. It's so bad that it happens there like a normal everyday activity... To cut a long story short, interview a corps member serving in any public school and hear their sordid revelation. The only solution is prosecuting them, by making sure they get JAILED (or better still, castrate them. That's the only language 'junior' understands... LOLZ). If they want to shutdown schools based on this, let them be ready to shutdown all the schools in Lagos. I'm not a private school owner, and forget sentiments, I'm only being objective in my views as a concern Nigerian. No offence, pls. How is your day going?

Q

ozy4christ:
the gate of hell can never prevent the church from matching on but Christians should start preparing for rapture because Very soon it will happen, may God help us

I guess my view is clear enough... Anyways, we Christians need to be very steadfast, but rather we chose to remain lukewarm in the face of tribulations. May God help us like you rightly said.

ozy4christ:
hmmm, don't be surprise dat it's not in president s mind to do dat but some busy bodies dat like poke nosing

I doubt your view on this though. ALL moslems will gladly demolish or relocate a church building based on any flimsy excuse. I bet my account balance, it's his intention to relocate the church, but instead, he has chosen to hide beneath his aids and on the guise that it's close to his bedroom and kitchen... What a useless excuse. The way we Christians despise hell is similar to how moslems despise Christians and anything that has to do with them.
You look pretty cool though... Ada Imo.

Sijo01:
Lol....... Cows now drag right of way with motorist and other road users......... That's Presidential privilege

They are not dragging it nah... They already have the right. Who in his or her right thinking sense will go and drag such with a madcow? Wana try and see what happens? Lolz... Na joke oo.

histemple:


Please can you read this to yourself? Please try to correct yourself so that you won't be helping FGN to justify the discrimination.

Lolz...Why sound so harsh? Be nice, cmon. I tried reading it, but wasn't able to make any head or tail out of it. Unlike you, i just chose to keep mum, but I guess you couldn't take it based on the topic in question.

jackpot:
FG should do the needful

Lolz... And what's the needful?

The picture of the co-pilot ain't among. Who posted this?!!!... Pls, find that picture and put it back.

[quote author=SeverusSnape post=37421347]Am I surprised?...No!

In fact, I want this same pattern to follow in the appointment of ministers, So that we the wailers will be vindicated.

Take a look at the quote the poster above me wrote, This is coming from Ahmadu Bello himself, Do you think Buhari is not a true Fulani?...Do you think he'll not tow the same route as that jihadist Ahmadu Bello??

A zoo indeed. [/quote

If he tries to tow that exact same route, what happened to Bello will happen to him.... I guess we all know what happened to Bello?

PROVACATEUR:
Buhari is loosing credibility faster than a man that wants to ejaculatee

You are not safe enough even in CIA safe house, since there is freedom of speech but freedom after the speech ain't guaranteed. Na joke oooo.

Obiagelli:

Rwanda, Angola, Botswana and South Korea, not doom everywhere

I didn't get your point.

Obiagelli:
Were you expecting several F16s to fly behind the presidential jet to Abuja? Anyways Buhari was invited by the US and he has gotten commitment from one of our allies to help fight Boko Haram and return stolen funds.

You think the US will help? The US government doesn't venture into any deal that they don't stand to gain 100%. Check out all the African countries they have been to and see how they have turned into a war zone. Making a deal with the US government is like eating with the devil... Eat with a pretty long spoon. Anyways, I'm not against progress, but I advice that the Nigerian government be extra careful.

Jaymima:
U.I is an equally good school. Except they dont offer your choice course of study, why dont you relocate and pursue your mba programme in Ibadan while still working? Maybe you have persons ready to sponsor you thru school. Remember... A Bird in Hand is worth two in the sky.

Hey Jaymima, U.I offers MBA, where did you get your info,pls? Cool pix...

Jaymima:
U.I is an equally good school. Except they dont offer your choice course of study, why dont you relocate and pursue your mba programme in Ibadan while still working? Maybe you have persons ready to sponsor you thru school. Remember... A Bird in Hand is worth two in the sky.

Hey Jaymima, U.I offers MBA, where did you get your info, Pls? Cool pix...

lefulefu:

u wan kill our women?
even to waka for 5 mins na huge stress for dem

Don't mind them bro...

Pls would someone compile a list of females students making their universities and nation proud.

Editor1:
Our instagram President is seriously on a revenge mission.


If this is the change dat was promised, den we have been sold a Dummy. Unfortunately, 4yrs is too long to endure dis slowpoke government!


GEJ, we really Miss u...at least u weren't keeping up with the Kardashians at Aso Rock.
May 28th shld be set aside as a day to apologise to GEJ for the conspiracy against him.
We were hypnotized!!

You and who was hypnotized?? Definitely not me, I NEVER bought into the SCAM called CHANGE. How can a party whose members are criminals and bunch of touts bring genuine change? I knew ab initio that Buhari has nothing to offer!!! Useless government...

mGoogle:
Please, please, Gentlemen and Ladies; please help me.

I have a niece who had a mouth problem since she 4 to 5 years old but now she is 15 years old.


The problem is this:

There is some kind of rashes that uses to swell up in her mouth and some are small and some are not and as it is, every night and day her mouth is bleeding due to those rashes on her tongue and inside her mouth.

The thing also affected her teeth and that her teeth look so dirty, she can't eat food that is contained with pepper neighter can she eat hot food nor drink hot things because it pains her.

We have do almost all sorts of medical remedies but to no avail.

I believe that her problem will come to end once I post on this internet of nairaland.com as someone directed me here to ask anything because am tired of google.

Please my brothers and sisters I really need your help on what I should do to make her mouth look fresh, smooth and clean again like every other human being.

See the photos of her mouth, tongue and teeth.

Please!!!... Take her to a TEACHING HOSPITAL, preferably UNIVERSITY COLLEGE HOSPITAL (UCH). It's University of Ibadan teaching hospital. They have EXPERTS there. You guys should DESIST FROM patronizing quacks(chemist, herbalists, agbo people etc)!!!!!!!!

pretydiva:
Laff wan kill me oo . Falls frm mango tree n lands on d poster below me...chaii..illiteracy is indeed a disease

The second pix on your profile pix makes sense

TrishaP:

Then try ignorance.

Smart Babe!