₦airaland Forum

titus3:
Nigeria doesn't generate "GW" of electricity, if we did we won't be complaining at all, I believe you meant MW.

3GW=3000MW. TooNoisy is correct.

repogirl:
loooooool, interesting! They force themselves on Igbo men, wooow, this is interesting. Frank043 needs to read this.

I guess I forced myself on my husband abi? Even if I did, he sure isn't complaining.

Nobody is forcing him or herself on anybody! A man/woman from a particular tribe normally go for the other tribe cos they saw something very exemplary in them,PERIOD!! There is absolutely no fallacy to this statement. I have 'friends'(I can roughly count 12 of them right now) that married to other tribes,they saw very good qualities in their partners that they didn't see in their own tribes person,and to cap it up,they are doing pretty well than couples from same tribe. There is more record of misunderstanding among couples from same tribe than couples from different tribes. As for me,I don't care the tribe so long as the individual is a CHRISTIAN with jaw-dropping qualities that I seek in a partner. I won't cos of empathy(or tribal sentiments) settle for someone from a same tribe,knowing fully well that the person will finish me off. I aint in for that dead end deal!!! My life...my choices. REPOGIRL take note. Been a while...You just shut me outta your world.

Twaci:
Lolz! Abeg shift joor! Leave spoon, I'll use my hand

Ah! Future miss nairaland eating with her bare hands?!! Anyways,I'll take you to my inner room,where the prying eyes of the journalists that came to cover our wonderful dinner won't get to you...Oya come in under my guidance and warmth. #winks

Twaci:
Sure .

Lemme get my spoon

Wow! The most BEAUTIFUL GIRL on nairaland is joining me for dinner!! Damsel,please make it snapping,ok? Feeling so frantic...

Twaci:
*sighs*
Paradise...

And you didn't call me.

Oh! So sorry sweetie. I'm on top of a delicious meal right now,mind joining me? I'd really love it if you will join me at the dinning.

Twaci:
Yeah . Did you have the norm meal? (Rice and stew )

Nah,I didn't. I had something close. I had fried rice,fried fish,fried plantain,and a bottle of chilled coke. It was awesome! I ate and slept off,forgetting my problems. #winks

Twaci:
*blushing*

Thanks dear. How is your Sunday going?

You are welcome dear. My sunday is going pretty cool,yours? I hope its blissful?

himkers:
She looks ugly just like twaci

I think that's sarcasm,cos the twaci I checked out looks totally awesome!!! The babe make sense facially,I hope she makes sense unfacially? Lolz

Jambsupport:
Stale pics

Stale or not,its funny to a first viewer. By the way,is that you on your profile pix?

JudgeWilson:
Eyaaaa, rest in peace. You killers will never go free. Once again Adiue

Don't just tell me you are Ronke's carbon copy.

metorichmond:
I am doing my master now @ open university sha. Hp coys won't tell me nonsense when out for jobs with big pay. Loool.

You have wasted a lot of time in that your dream,you better wake up and face reality. No offence meant.

vimi:
you joke they'll say you a kidd, you chop small bone they'll say you too dey vex. laddies bin confused since adam/eve

They have been confused before Adam...Dated one some years back,she was confusion personified!Character,manners,attitude..everything is ZERO!! The picture attached can explain way better than my words.

I have an eye defect called 'myopic astigmatism'. The first two days I tried my newly recommended glasses on,my ears almost fell off! The pain was excruciating,I couldn't take it any more,so i quickly stopped!! I didn't use it for about three weeks,then came the pains associated with my defect. I quickly went back for my glasses,cos I preferred the pains on my ears than that of the eyes(as if dem put pepper for my eye). After a while,the pains stopped,and here I'm...a glass user. The issue with glasses is that if it rains and you are caught under the rain,it will be a mess,and if its really sunny,it will start radiating. Anyway,it makes me see clearer,and one kinda looks cute...But if you are 'wogly(wowo+ugly)',no matter the designer frame you use,you will still remain your wogly you!

softysparky:
Pics or?

...And what are you seeing up there?...Video,I guess?? Howdy ma'am?

KHAYGOLD:
Some issues need to be re-visit after buari's soaring in

Please,mind your spelling.

vheMa:
I think its typical error

Nah! Its not!! Lolzzz

vheMa:
thank u

You are not welcome.

Of course its dangerous,its even suicidal! Tell the guy(if you aint the one)that the late husband will come out of his grave and hunt him down. No jupiter can/will save him!!

vheMa:
Wow I love this

cc: lalasticlala

Lazy girl! Lolzzz

zendy:
My point was for those who may not know that he was amongst the first batch of officers to come out of the NDA. Thanks for pointing out the 'Nigerian' as opposed to National.......... Smart-a$$

You are welcome. But being among the first batch of officers commissioned from NDA doesn't make any difference. It doesn't add any value to his personality or make him a bit competent. What then will you have to say of the first generation of Nigerian Army Officer? e.g Gen. Yakubu Gowon.

MissTechy:
It is a pity really - I am not a GMB or GEJ supporter - but anybody can see that this country is getting worse by the minute - My uncle who knows some of these politicians said the amount of money that has been cartered away during GEJ regime would make you swoon .

Now, I am trying to understand your view?

Do you hate GMB that much that you are already waiting for his failure before he has even started?

So you can't understand and reason out that his vows are near to IMPOSSIBLE?! Don't ask rose2014,ask your uncle(he seems to be well groomed in these issues) about the possibilities of how his vows can come to fruition. Its not about hating or not hating Buhari,stop using words that you can't really clarify. The point is everyone knew he made vows(I'm personally interested in how he will single handedly stabilize world oil price-this quite alarming!),and its considerate enough to expect to see how things will unfold. Nobody is wishing him failure,everyone is being considerate and rational to the magnanimity of the vows. Its seems you are the only one that doesn't understand the seriousness of this issue,pls get informed and enlightened,get closer to your uncle...he is quite informed! No offence dear.

Rose2014:
First Tell me which of his promises he hasn't denied
Lmao

Smart girl!!!! I'm following your replies...very objective...Do you mind a huge hug and a kiss?

Rose2014:

*Hands him a bowl of popcorn and a bottle of coke*

You're very Welcome boss

Thanks dear,now get me a foot stool to cross my legs and massage them in readiness for the great trek to America "IF"(like the spartans replied) he somehow manages to fulfil these three keen vows. You joining me?? Cos I'm joining the fellow preparing.

Rose2014:
Nobody forced him to make those promises. Desperation for power did

Relaxing with popcorn patiently waiting for

1$1 to equal N1
2.World oil price stabilized
3. 25 million youths receiving 5K bank alert monthly

I taya ooo...make I come sidon beside you dey manage dt popcorn dey watch in 30D how him wan single handedly effect d change of 'world' oil price and other imposicant vows made,according to you, 'out of desperation for power'. Let's just sit back and watch how this miracle will come to fruition. I'm not a pessimist,but a considerate and rational thinking Nigerian.

zendy:
A lot of people might not know this but Rear admiral Allison Madueke along with General Oladipo Diya was amongst the first intake of officer cadets at the National defence Academy when it was opened in 1964. I'm not sure if he fought on the Biafran side during the war.

What's your point?! None!! By the way,its 'Nigerian',not 'National'.

As Mr trekker has kept to his words(if its true or a mere fraud,I don't really give a hoot),so should GMB keep his. We all know the mountain of vows he made in the course of campaigning. If he doesn't,then he is no different from the others...He should realize that all eyes are on him. I wish him good health and long life so that he will fulfil every vow!

Keep blaming your parents!!! This picture speak my mind.

struguru:
Hello all,

I am a practicing Structural Engineer and its nice to interact with you here. I will post more later. For now, feel free to ask me any Civil / Structural Engineering question and I will attempt to answer as much as I can.

Hello strucguru,I'm a civil engineer,and I'l like to know if you have a working knowledge of these CSI products:SAP2000,ETABS and SAFE.
1. If yes,pls,I'l like you to explain to me in details,how to interpret/read reinforcement areas from slab/shell contours.
2.How do you analyze a raft foundation,cos I believe you must have analyzed and design several raft foundations?
3. Tell me all you know about soil springs,and how you use them.
Please,try as much as you can to answer these,cos I have more.
Thanks for you good heart.

jmoore:
I am only interested on how he can stabilize world oil price.

Me too. Keenly watching in 15D!

missclasssy:
[color=#000030]Yours is the dumbest comment I have read so far.
First of all, what does the bible say about our bodies?

It says "Your Body Is The Temple Of God"
So if I am to go by your dumb logic, then it's right for me to say that you are not supposed to defile your body by having sex because it's the temple of God.

By the way stop quoting scriptures out of context.

According to you, the world has gone hay-wire because people give mouth action?
How old are you? because you are thinking and writing like a toddler.
Forms of sexual practice are as old as man himself. "MouthAction" didn't just start now.

And did I just see tongue condom?.[/color]

Don't mind the kiddo jare...his knowledge of history,religion and sex is a mess. He is only commenting cos he has some MB,and others are commenting. Let them myopic fellows keep deceiving themselves and quoting the bible out of context in order to suit their whims and caprice. So long as I'm married,no pastor has the RIGHT to tell or dictate any shit to me. What then happened to my sense of reasoning? Mtchewww.

Nigerians...The happiest people on mother earth!! Humour everywhere!!! I love this country.

dearpreye:
Hmm..This is serious! Mysterious too.

I've got to do some research on this. You can't understand them totally.

That's the basic reason women put on white veil while wedding. It signifies that they(women)are a mystery that can never be understood! We keep studying them,never to graduate...we study them till death do us part.