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@Op I would even suggest make we change some names based on the meaning, Imo State I know got some scary LG name like 'Ndiogbumadu' meaning ppl wey sabi kill ppl, 'Isiekenesi' meaning six python head, 'Arondizogu' Agara...just to mention a few....

I just wish these BH boys go fit choose to stay on the side of the masses, make them go blow all these wolfs we have as leaders up in their various offices. I dey vex jary make somebody hold me oo Lol

The Villager should be careful because it might extend to other parts if nothing is done earlier. Hope the Local gov. or the state gov. will will do sth asap.

This is really a bad news, May the dead RIP.

I still don't know why Nigerian politics can't think beyond their nostrils... You have tried the American form of democracy and system of government for more than 40 years, and it has failed... Why can't you look elsewhere and try something new?? Nigeria isn't America and we've nothing in common - America thrives on its military complex, something that isn't synonymous with Nigeria...

I don't know if this alleged 'partnership' is just to make these people look cool because it's illegal... These ACN guys are just as bad as PDP - they don't care about the people, they only care about their deluded and egotistical minds.... Everyone claims they're AWOISTS - but Awolowo would never have done this... ACN, PDP, PCP - different names, but the same clowns...

Try something new.. Dammit... Chinese model, UK model, Brazilian model - try something new for crying out loud... The flawed American system has FAILED!!
[quote]I think Nigeria should try China system, we really need some hardcore law to make the system refined.

Two Things someone said not to fight against are your God and your Government.

Mr.Jimoh Ibrahim should let us know what exactly is wrong with the airline, those excuse are quite trivial. Anyways if this decision was meant to prevent a future calamity then it is a welcome one.

Wow this def. a great news, does means the properties in Ikorodu will finally appreciate now? Baba fash na you biko.

[/quote]This One Na Government Of "The Family" By "The Family" For "The Family" a.k.a "NEPOTISM"

This one na "Me and my household will serve our fatherland forever and ever" Patriotism indeed.

[quote]I was in Ethiopia last 3yrs, his ppl were not happy with him, anyway he's dead now, may Almighty God blessd them with a very honest bresident even if the person from Nigeria

I am not sure of your claim three yrs ago, but I know most Ethiopians were happy with him early this year when I was there, he began transformation of the country since last year, he later became man of the ppl. May his soul RIP!

[quote]The pot calling the kettle black, you guyz should check your user name before you post any comment here because some user name on Nairaland are clueless, funny and 'unbearable'. Name like; Richfella(who is living in face me i face you), kayswag100(WTF?), ANY-PEN(to write what?), micoco(), SayHello(to who?)....if anyone of you should become a celeb tomorrow, i bet you will still use your Nairaland user name as your stage name..... Charity begins at home... Just saying tho' *wink*

Hahah Nairalanders una no go kill person oo. Trust me there are usernames here on NL wey suppose make that list bcs all na stage name Lol.

vanminister: THOSE DAYS THE BIBLE WAS OUR SAT NAV

THE BIBLE WAS OUR LAPTOP-IPAD-IPHONE

THE BIBLE WAS OUR LANGUAGE

THE BIBLE SHOWED US HOW TO PRACTISE BROTHERLY LOVE

IN THOSE DAYS WE PRAYED FOR THE LORD TO COME

BUT TODAY, I DONT KNOW.....................

vanminister: THOSE DAYS THE BIBLE WAS OUR SAT NAV

THE BIBLE WAS OUR LAPTOP-IPAD-IPHONE

THE BIBLE WAS OUR LANGUAGE

THE BIBLE SHOWED US HOW TO PRACTISE BROTHERLY LOVE

IN THOSE DAYS WE PRAYED FOR THE LORD TO COME

BUT TODAY, I DONT KNOW.....................

vanminister: THOSE DAYS THE BIBLE WAS OUR SAT NAV

THE BIBLE WAS OUR LAPTOP-IPAD-IPHONE

THE BIBLE WAS OUR LANGUAGE

THE BIBLE SHOWED US HOW TO PRACTISE BROTHERLY LOVE

IN THOSE DAYS WE PRAYED FOR THE LORD TO COME

BUT TODAY, I DONT KNOW.....................

I wish they can take a break and look back if their msgs were that fruitful to the ppl and the nation at large or maybe will have to make adjustment to their future msgs. May God continue to bless Nigeria.

;DIBB fine no be small! Even at 71 he still looks charming. Abeg has he remarried? Am very much interested to be his wife.[quote]Lol I am sure you will chose him over some NL Boko looking guys.

@topic...IBB is speaking from experience now knowing fully well that he IBB need to support the current govt. with his rich knowledge.

She's a chopstick.

You can chop her, but offend her then be ready to be cane.

RIP Man!

TRUE LAGOS NO CLEAN AGAIN ON LIKE HOW IT WAS IN 80'S. MR. FASH AND LAGOSIANS HAS A LOT OF WORK TO DO.

May peace continue to reign in Hamburg.

@OP, but really I think what the Governor did is not the worst, there are places in Lagos that really need rehabilitation asap. Me think he even put their life not at risk but safe. I think we should talk about what actually prompted his action.

You are such an emotional person, sometimes emotions are just fuel for needless over pour of transparent daftness. GEJ, is an exemplary black leader who will turn Nigeria around and Nigeria as a populous Black Nation will dictate the pace of success of the Black Race. You can keep playing to the gallery, trying to impress other races by making 'un-racist' and 'diplomatic' statements, yet the other races consider you a lower species of humanoid, and they have been using tactical covet exercises to exterminate our growth and stunt our population. The manufacture and introduction of HIV from the labs, the use of Africans as lap rats to test anti-polio drugs, the inaction against Malaria, the r.ape of our economy, the Western Media propaganda, the political manipulations and the modern day prison styled slavery of African-Americans. Some one has to be another Malcolm X, Someone has to be a Nelson Mandela, Someone has to be a black figure who will stand up and say Unclad truths about the past and present oppressions of blacks in many countries. Call it racism, I call it the undying truth. We need to stand by our leaders and not open our bottoms in public to curse our Presidents, then turn back to rebut foreigners who follow suit. I have said enough and will only add "Shame on you, Gbawe, Shame on you, you have disappointed your kids unborn and the future of your constituency. Canal knowledge is not enough. Truth knows no diplomacy and democracy. Truth is bitter. I wont sugar-coat it.

Guy I dey feel you, Anybody who is not ready to hear the truth let him or her hold his/her peace. I just wish GED could continue in this manner we need a leader to tell the world were we stand jary.


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[color=#006600][/color]Nigerians in diaspora! I won't be surprised if some nigerians live in mars and the other planets.SMH![quote]I tell ya you can't imagine where some Nigerians are, I was in middle of nowhere or say village in Macau and Vietnam and I met my brothers, really we are everywhere.

Despite of all these treatment from around the world toward Nigerians, I am still proud to be a Nigerian. God bless Nigeria!

[quote][/quote]1. when u mistake superglue for eyedrop
2.when ur only child is sent 2 d north for NYSC
3.When rain beat u wer u dey treck with starched shirt
4. D day u find out that ur galfrnd is a member of a white garment church! Especially olumba olumba obu O.O.O.
5. when u ar bleeping a commercial sex worker i.e ashawo and d condom breaks without ur notice meanwhile u've released siemens on her already. I bet u, u will cut down instantly[quote]Hahaha..and then after few days small thing scratch you down there, I bet you one will lose enough weight in a day.

Shameless fellows, i dont know y our southerners gals dey behave lyk dis, and dey will call theirselves graduate. Mtwssssss nonsensical nonsence, future leader indeed.
[quote]Why do you reason like this?

[color=#990000][/color]JAMB questions: make I try ans some of this questions bra.

1. What was Patience teaching those students who were unfortunate to sit in her classroom? how to pin down their male lecturers.

2. What was the language of communication? Pigin.

3. Has any know ex-student of Patience or GEJ made a successful career in any field of endeavour? have not seen any on nairaland yet, maybe dem dey shy to confirm themself

4. Did Jonathan favour Patience over more brilliant students (if any) in his own class? I am not sure GEJ is a nice man but proberbly let her lover go with "let my ppl go" result instead of repeating.

5. Was GEJ involved in sex-for-marks that boomeranged and eventually resulted in marriage? Tough question

6. What would have happened to Nigeria if GEJ did not have a PhD and Patience did not have a Bsc? I am not sure there will be much different is all the same.

7. Is governor Seriake Dickson just an ordinary son of a afterall? I think a confuse one afterall.

8. Who is the alpha male, the 'head of house' in the Goodluck big brother house; GEJ or Patience? One can tell from the way the scene is unfolding.

9. How much more steupidity are we likely to see before the year 2015? A lot more

10. Now that Jonathan has shoes and he is still not walking well, what will he tell us in 2015?. I have no pants? Boko boys rape and disfigure....

Attempt all!
JAMB questions: make I try ans some of this questions bra.

1. What was Patience teaching those students who were unfortunate to sit in her classroom? how to pin down their lecturers.

2. What was the language of communication? Pigin.

3. Has any know ex-student of Patience or GEJ made a successful career in any field of endeavour? have not seen any on nairaland yet, maybe dem dey shy to confirm themself

4. Did Jonathan favour Patience over more brilliant students (if any) in his own class? I am not sure GEJ is a nice man but proberbly let her lover go with "let my ppl go" result instead of repeating.

5. Was GEJ involved in sex-for-marks that boomeranged and eventually resulted in marriage?

6. What would have happened to Nigeria if GEJ did not have a PhD and Patience did not have a Bsc?

7. Is governor Seriake Dickson just an ordinary son of a afterall?

8. Who is the alpha male, the 'head of house' in the Goodluck big brother house; GEJ or Patience?

9. How much more steupidity are we likely to see before the year 2015?

10. Now that Jonathan has shoes and he is still not walking well, what will he tell us in 2015?. I have no pants?

Attempt all!
JAMB questions: make I try ans some of this questions bra.

1. What was Patience teaching those students who were unfortunate to sit in her classroom? how to pin down their lecturers.

2. What was the language of communication? Pigin.

3. Has any know ex-student of Patience or GEJ made a successful career in any field of endeavour? have not seen any on nairaland yet, maybe dem dey shy to confirm themself

4. Did Jonathan favour Patience over more brilliant students (if any) in his own class? I am not sure GEJ is a nice man but proberbly let her lover go with "let my ppl go" result instead of repeating.

5. Was GEJ involved in sex-for-marks that boomeranged and eventually resulted in marriage?

6. What would have happened to Nigeria if GEJ did not have a PhD and Patience did not have a Bsc?

7. Is governor Seriake Dickson just an ordinary son of a afterall?

8. Who is the alpha male, the 'head of house' in the Goodluck big brother house; GEJ or Patience?

9. How much more steupidity are we likely to see before the year 2015?

10. Now that Jonathan has shoes and he is still not walking well, what will he tell us in 2015?. I have no pants?

Attempt all!

They should start the impeachment immediately why the warning yeye old men and women.

Make we dey watch as the movie unfold.

lacasa: From Niger delta terrorists τ̅o BokoHaram Terrorists τ̅o NURTW τ̅o Opc τ̅o Massob τ̅o Armedrobbery to Kidnapping τ̅o Security agency extra-judicial killings aπϑ now, the latest being Akhwat Akwop

Nigerians with all their mass movements τ̅o Mosques every friday aπϑ Churches every Sunday, Nigerians dnt fear God nor live by his dictates.

Nigerians are violent people wwith animal level intelligence

Just imagine all dis Useless groups in one country!

Nigerians r cursed!b

Make we dey watch as the movie unfold.

When they steal,they keep in Switzerland.When sick,they go to Germany or Israel.When investing,they go to the states.When buying a castle,they go to London.When shopping,they go to Dubai.When on holidays,they go to Bahamas.When educating their siblings,they choose Europe.When praying,they go to Saudi or Vatican or Jerusallem.But when they die,they all... want to be buried in 9ja.Our dear country is only good for corpses!!!

When they steal,they keep in Switzerland.When sick,they go to Germany or Israel.When investing,they go to the states.When buying a castle,they go to London.When shopping,they go to Dubai.When on holidays,they go to Bahamas.When educating their siblings,they choose Europe.When praying,they go to Saudi or Vatican or Jerusallem.But when they die,they all... want to be buried in 9ja.Our dear country is only good for corpses!!!

When they steal,they keep in Switzerland.When sick,they go to Germany or Israel.When investing,they go to the states.When buying a castle,they go to London.When shopping,they go to Dubai.When on holidays,they go to Bahamas.When educating their siblings,they choose Europe.When praying,they go to Saudi or Vatican or Jerusallem.But when they die,they all... want to be buried in 9ja.Our dear country is only good for corpses!!!

word!

I am sure if anything happens in that ASO ROCK now as in the Amy vex or sth, everyone will blame GEJ because he started it, even though the truth must be said sometimes we need practical wisdom to deal with some issues.

Will those who had swear to defend Nigeria with their blood allow this Conference to hold? I believe we would find solution to our problem soon.

I wish Nigerians will come out in mass to support this rally. Corruption is evil.

You just cannot eat your cake and want to have it at the same time. Nigeria is reaping what she sow simple. I am not sure anyone will be surprise at this.

Great, i'll tell you where to get the money from. Arrest OBJ, IBB, Abdulsalami, each one of these guys can refund that money of the ill gotten loot of the federation account and they'll still have more. If other ministries need money just arrest the following:
Atiku and Aneni, All previous Senate presidents, Speaker, Governors, Ministers e.t.c
walahi, Nigeria will be rich back quick quick.

Dear Minister you see there is no problem for such amount of money, kindly follow the above advise and everything will be well with you and your ministry. Believe me you be a presidential material, The masses will support you too.