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Rayz94:
You so lucky you not in the west. You would have been in deep shit.....this is SEXISM....BS

I heard a feminist on the radio talking about Andy Gray's recent comments.

She said that, in her opinion, Sky Sports were right to sack him because sexism is completely unacceptable in today's world, but that she was not surprised by his comments because he's a man and men are naturally ignorant.

prettythicksme:
Guys can you marry a lady who is more educated and richer than you??

Only if she's not a Nigerian. I've come in contact with a lotta Nigerian couples where the wife is richer. The arrangement never looks pretty for the man.

A typical Nigerian woman will always want to rub it off the man's face. Although very few may only do that once in a while.

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can never be pregnant.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom
because this one is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks and engines.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

Your underwear is about N2000 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original colour.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all
seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a
moustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on
December 24 in 25 minutes.

Add yours...

tonytony208: excuse me! Spare us your nonsense. Someone broke the law by illegally turning one storey building to many storeys building. As a result of his intentionally illegal action, 115 pple lost their lives. He tried BRIBING! news men to cover-up the story (imagine a "man of god" involved in bribery) and here you are stuffing your own throat with "one kingdom suffereth violence...". Is it not that same bible that said "by their fruits you will know them"? What fruits has TB produced now that look like that of a xtian? Is it not the same bible that says "the child of God (how much more a pastor) must not strive, but be gentle towards all"? I suspect you too have been given green water to drink, hence your senseless and bigotic reasoning. I pray you will regain your senses and come back to your mind before it is too late.

Why was he even allowed to illegally turn a storey building to many storeys? Lagos state had no urban planning board then? If they had done their work during the conversion, this tragedy wouldn't have occurred.
Nigeria needs to be proactive for once!

Women hate to be told the truth.

BananaBender: @op: I agree with you.

Any man that cannot cook is also very irresponsible and not fit to be a man.

It is part of the responsibility of a man to learn how to cook as he is growing up either from his mother or his father. So when a man fails to acquire the cooking skills as he is growing up, he has failed in his responsibility and therefore not responsible because he might end up producing children that are also irresponsible.

I get angry when with the statement " Women should teach their husbands that don't know how to cook". That is ridiculous! If a man don't know how to prepare a particular food the woman likes very much, that's a different case but to say he don't know how to cook... he is worth nothing, because he has wasted over 10 to 15 years to learn part of his responsibility...

A man that can't cook clearly shows, he never assisted his father in the kitchen or his father don't know how to cook. That man shouldn't be taken seriously because he will bring up children that are irresponsible as well.

Any woman that can't feed her family and pay the house bills is irresponsible too.. Taking a cue from your analogy, that should be right.

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I just received this message and I was about to jubilate without checking the sender until I saw the the part that instructed me to call Mrs Rose. I immediately figured out that it was a scam.

My question is... Why can't ICPC and ICC investigate fraudulent messages like this one and arrest those involved. Some gullible Nigerians must have fallen prey to those scammers one time or the other.

Idrismusty97: Why? The North Koreas are also very skillful in weapons production & granite mining. Forget all the bad news the western media are feeding us about North Korea. Even Pakistan once offer to train our military and supply arms, I am very glad our government didn't turn down that offer. We shouldn't look down on any country because of what we hear in Western media, That's none of our business. We should focus on our personal interest.

Pakistan offers to train Nigerian soldiers(2012)
http://www.punchng.com/news/pakistan-offers-to-train-nigerian-soldiers/

Nigeria to partner North Korea to develop the huge granite deposits in the country
http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/nigeria-south-africa-partner-to-develop-gold-mining/180523/

Any weapons deal with North Korea can lead to heavy sanctions and possible US boots within our borders. The WMDs excuse can always be reapplied.

basty: We need to forget about USA and Britian and make China, North Korea and Russia our close allies.
America and Britian are not sincere with Nigeria predicting Nigeria disintegration in 2015.
America will disintegrate in 2020 in Jesus name.

Please scratch North Korea out of your list. Nigeria needs to be careful in its relationship with Communist nations.
Yes, the US government and their allies can't be allowed to bully us but we still need the western nations more than any other bloc.

I saw 'monstrous' and clicked on the topic only to see a piece of steel with rubber tyres. #Disappointed

gatiano: they reached out for assistance for what they will pay for, what kind of idea is that? anyways, fg of 9ja should not count much on it. what they can count on is to raise factories and industries for arms manufacturing and supply. that is sure.

Raise Arms manufacturing factories while our schools are rotting, infrastructure is bad and power continues to be epileptic. You must be dreaming, mate. That could only be attainable in a long-term plan after we might have fixed our economy and standard of living.

ISpiksDaTroof: Mad men like you should be burned at a stake. Or at the very least, sterilized, so you don't transfer your crazy DNA to the rest of peaceful earth.

Wow. You're so peaceful, mate.

A team at the the École Polytechnique Fédérale in Switzerland has restored movements to entirely paralysed rats, allowing them to walk fluidly on their hind legs while their upper bodies are supported by a tiny harness. The technique involves zapping the rat’s spinal cord with electrical pulses to replace the commands that are normally sent out by the brain, but are obscured when the spine is severely injured.

The Swiss scientists worked with six paralysed rats and placed flexible electrodes in the lower parts of their severed spinal cords. A drug called serotonin agonist was administered, which improves the communication between the spinal cord and the legs, and then the rats were placed in a little harness and onto a treadmill.

Receiving electrical pulses directly to their spinal cords, the rats were able to make over 1,000 steps, and could even walk up rat-sized stairs. “This is the first closed-loop control system that can really adjust leg movements in real time, despite paralysis,” one of the team, neuroscientist Gregoire Courtine, told Courtney Humphries at MIT’s Technology Review .

Publishing their results in the journal Science Translational Medicine, the team hopes to trial the technique on human subjects to see if they can replicate this amazing result.

A separate study by researchers from the University of Louisville and the University of California, Los Angeles (UCLA) in the US has seen four paralysed men have movement restored to their hips, legs and feet this year thanks to a similar technique known as epidural stimulation. "Though the movements achieved were modest- and fall short of allowing the men to walk on their own- the technology let them exercise their legs, which seemed to restore some movement,” Courtine told Humphries at Technology Review.

The US technique is far from perfect - not only are the movements restricted and not very coordinated, but the electrical stimulators need to be manually operated. Which is where the Swiss team’s technology can make a significant improvement, because it’s more automated and remotely operated, plus the software has been built to constantly adjust the electrical pulses itself to ensure synchronised, rhythmic stepping movements. This gives the rat a steady, more balanced walk.

“The better it is, the better it will free up the individual that is being stimulated so that person does not have to make constant decisions,” said UCLA physiologist, V. ReggieEdgerton, from the US team to Technology Review.

The Swiss team hopes to test their technology on a human volunteer next year, and if successful, they will move on to larger trials. They’re also looking into extending the capabilities of this technology to one day allow the patients to control the spine-stimulating electrical pulses using their thoughts alone.

http://pda.sciencealert.com.au/news/20142609-26237.html

FrancisTony: I love women who are feminist and will love to marry one.

I envision them as intelligent and women with valour.

Only insecure men will feel bad because I don't see anything intimidating in feminism.

You'll be very sorry if you marry a feminist. Intelligence doesn't make marriages work. How can you survive with a woman that her major aim in life is focused on proving a non-existent equality? You'll cook your own meals. Sex will be once a month cos she doesn't wanna appear as an object. Haha. Good luck!

QAPHAYNE: If this is her definition of feminism then its the same as human rights. If its the same why now go under a different name? Let's stop deceiving ourselves, feminism is a movement of man haters who feel its time men where made to pay for there dominance since time. And nigerian ladies will gladly wip out the feminism card when its time to choose between career and family, but when its time to pay for dinner they submit to male leadership. Every democratic constitution has paved way for equal rights there is no need for feminism. Feminism has and is destroying marriages, most of the proponents of this movements are either women from dysfunctional homes where male leadership lacking, sexually and serially abused and feel men anywhere is a threat to women every where. Am not against equality, am against deception. God bless the african woman.

The bolded tho. The hypocrisy of Nigerian feminists.

What do you call a letter from a feminist?

rokiatu: The true is that every woman loves attention, like my husband always says women will die without attention, infact they thrives on them..... but then again it just comes to a point where it becomes uncomfortable, not all attention is good attention thou, I remember once, I went shopping, there was so much attention on me, I almost fell because I was wearing this really high and all these men eyes were on me like I have committed a crime or there were poo on my butt, I almost fell flat on my face I swear it was dang uncomfortable. So women loves attantion but not all attention.

Wow. Your English teacher won't be so proud.

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Twist Zucchini.

At least the guy left her one eye to see with.
He is very merciful and kind.

#Joking.

tosyne2much: wetin u dey drink broda ? Jst mention am

liquid nitrogen.

tosyne2much: I often hear people say they would rather spend their money lavishly on guys than spend on ladies who are not appreciative

From my own point of view, considering the fact that being appreciative has nothing to do with gender, I think it's true to some extent that ''it's more profitable helping your fellow dudes than helping the female folks ''. If you are so observant, you would see that ladies are not very appreciative in nature, majority of them believe it's your duty as a guy to help them whenever they are in need while guys on the other hand see it as a big deal if you help them in times of financial problem

So my people, is it profitable helping your fellow dudes than spend waste your money on ladies ?

You always get nothing tangible back if you offer any form of aid to most women. They see it as the duty of men to help them out. Most times, they get offended when the guy asks for something in return. It's in their nature, we can't help it. But a buddy will hardly forget that N50 you gave him to buy gala.

As for me, gender is never a factor whenever I make decisions on who gets my help in all occasions.

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