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AwkaetitiBabe:
Lemme not even type what's on my mind before they call me feminist

Abeg no type, just keep the femi to yourself biko!

Sundrus:
the face no fit that British Accent

Lol, na this type go fit deceive person

Damn swift code switching… Nigga is a sleek actor, #GademitHommieIsGood

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DonEd:
So it has come to the point where anybody can come on Nairaland and post nonsense.

Smh

Its really saddening how a full grown MAN will come on nairaland and be behaving like a biatch, somebody's father, u will just crawl out of your hole and be blabbing just because u can type with ur cheap phone, ur hands will just be scratching you any how. Mehn F off a55h0le.

A man shares funny encounter with his fiancée who he said that she wants to impose a written agreement signed by both parties in their relationship and eventually marriage, a law that whoever breeches will pay the sum of 100million Naira to the other party, an intent of living a happy married life and guiding the marriage from divorce.


"Ok so I met this girl on social media, Badoo to be précise sometime 4 year ago that was in 2014. We exchanged phone numbers on badoo and so I called her and she invited me to her work place. Then she worked at a particular drink factory somewhere around airport road Jabi. I finally drove down to the factory one day after series of invitations with a company vehicle which I was using at that time. I was there the girl showed up at the gate. My first thought was wow she looks pretty, girl has all the qualities I need in a wife eg she’s 6 foot tall, pretty and looked reserved but when I got to relate with her I wouldn’t say I wasn’t disappointed a bit because she exhibited some features on an Onitsha brought up girl (come and buy me this, come and buy me that, come and carry me from work etc) besides her English had an accent so immediately I lost interest.



From that moment we didn’t see each other again but she kept in contact once in a while through calls and whatsapp. Until early 2017, three years later I was going through difficult times, I lost my job and was going through a fresh heart ache from the girl I was planning to marry left me for some other dude who promised her marriage by Easter. She chatted me up one evening and suddenly I remembered her again, so I arranged a meet at my house the next day and she showed up.


We did some catching ups, I told her about my past predicament and how eager I am to start a new relationship to forget about my past one. She asked about my car and I told her it was a company vehicle, it was on that day I proposed a relationship but you know some girls na ‘I don’t do boyfriend and girlfriend anymore’ but to cut it short she accepted.
We went on for some couple of weeks until I started noticing some attitude, she was kind of dominating, she wants to keep talking and I listen, deliberately always interrupting me while am trying to make a point, waving my ideas aside just to give me her own mature and wise opinion, bro this girl was all about being too wise. Coupled with the dilemma of being out of job and previous heartbreak, and now her? My life was already a living hell. Of course we had constant fallouts but then she was as eager as I was to iron out issues because age was no longer on her side, but then it was her eagerness to sort things out that really humbled me and kept us going.


Guys I took her to meet my people, the ones living here in Abuja and introduced her as my wife to become, we even went to a church together to enquire about marriage classes. Long story short she got me to propose, we went to purchase an engagement ring together and I engaged her inside the market restaurant where we bought the ring. This is a girl that I have never seen the four walls of her apartment because she always kept me at the gate, her reason was that she had landlord issues guys, anytime I bring it up of course to her, she was the more mature one in the relationship. Either she flags it as junk talk or changes the subject..Continue

I write to you with a heavy heart, not to see if you can solve my problem but to get my story out to the world to see so that everyone will understand what I have been experiencing throughout my life time...

I wasn’t born the way I am, I was sick when I was 2 and my mum took me to hospital for treatment and a nurse gave me an expired injection on my right butt and from that day my right leg became disabled. I grew up becoming deformed on my right leg, from that day life has become a living hell for me.


Everyone I know has been treating me like cancer including my own mother because of my condition. I am the first born child and the first daughter out of five, 4 girl and 1 boy. Even though I am the first child my mother treats me as the last, she values my younger siblings more than me as if I am the cause of my condition. My mother never allows me to go out and any time I go out she will call me on the phone and starts yelling and ask me to come back home that I am not supposed to leave the house, left for her she always wants me locked up in the house and she still beats me up at even at 29 years old, but she treats my younger ones with respect.


5 years ago I gave birth to a boy for a military soldier, who is an alcoholic and abusive, he beats me up at any slightest opportunity; this is a relationship that my mother pushed me into because she wanted me to give birth. She knew that the man is abusive and also knew the sufferings that I was going through at the hands of this man yet she still insisted I stay with him.


He only made promise to my mother that he will marry my five years ago or whatever deal he made with my mother on my head that I don’t know about and that was it, he has never married me since then, he only uses me as his intimacy gadget. He will keep me in his house and go out because he is not so comfortable to let me go out with him, I will remain at home to clean, wash, cook for him, when he gets back at night he eats and hops on top of me to get his sexual urge out, when he’s satisfied he comes down and sleeps off, he never says a word to me and I dare not provoke him that day because he will beat me up and also beat up my son, tomorrow he continues in the same cycle and he will never care to know how I was doing or his son.


There was a day he was beating my son in my presence, I couldn’t stand the sight of him flogging my little boy with belt, I fought him with my last strength that day I unleashed the beast inside of me that I never thought I had, I poured fuel on his car that he cared so much about and threatened to set it on fire if he laid one more hand on my boy again, and that was how he stopped beating him. I might accept him beat me to some extent but when it comes to my son I cannot allow it. He will bring in different women into the house and be sleeping with them as often as he likes and I dare not say a word or I receive humiliations and beatings of my life. I have anticipated committing suicide many times and in many ways but just for the sake of my son I have still been going...Read On

Men are not as skilled as women in hiding their tracks when it comes to cheating, they are mostly been found out by their wives or been implicated by their greedy side chicks.

Women are used to playing the victims where as there are more women cheaters out there, they appear to look mistreated and vulnerable because women are very good actors, they can summon their emotions so fast and communicate sympathy in you in a moment.

An average Nigerian man puts in a lot of work into his marriage to make it work more than women, but the men will never admit it because they don’t want to feel emasculated and ego-bruised. Nigerian men are programmed to live under the culture of silence; some men had to endure some unimaginable things from their wives in order to keep their marriages.

Men have been accused of being dogs and cheats by women simply because they are not as skilled and intelligent as women in hiding their tracks after a cheat, as well as women do, besides it is quite easier for women to cheat than men, I mean how difficult is it for a woman to work to get sex from a man?

There are number of reasons why a man would hardly expose his wife’s promiscuity if he really loves his wife, the reasons are;..Continue

During an interactive sessions with random ladies on our Whatsapp group, they decided to pour out their minds and narrate how they were mistreated by the men who they loved, cherished, and built up only for the men to end up with a woman who doesn't worth it. Exclusive on hpluscommunity.com.ng
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This matter was reported in an Abuja local radio station, Human Rights Radio, during a popular live program known as Brekete Family, the parents of the kidnapped children were invited to the studio to narrate how these kids went missing.

One of the parents Saliu Isah Ismail from Nassarawa local government in Kano stated that their community Kawo Lambu in Kano state has been witnessing the loss of their children from under the age of 4 from 2014. He said that before then, there was a woman known as Hajiya Amina Gara, Igala by tribe from Kogi state, who relocated from her former neighbourhood Kawo Magari to their community in Kawo Lambu, she is a well-known woman in that society.

At the point according to Saliu, they came to discover that those missing kids were dumped at Hajiya Amina Gara’s house pending when they will be transported out of Kano state. A woman known as Christiana Uju who comes from Sabongeri will arrange transportation for those children to the south-east.

It all started during the time the community were been terrorized by this kidnapping, their vigilante was activated, so for three days the kidnappers could not transport their victims which they already had in their custody due to stop and search. One of Hajiya Amina’s friends paid her a visit one day, when she entered her compound, she didn’t meet her but she discovered that three of the children who were reported missing 3 days ago were sleeping in her house...Continue

This matter was reported in an Abuja local radio station, Human Rights Radio, during a popular live program known as Brekete Family, the parents of the kidnapped children were invited to the studio to narrate how these kids went missing.

One of the parents Saliu Isah Ismail from Nassarawa local government in Kano stated that their community Kawo Lambu in Kano state has been witnessing the loss of their children from under the age of 4 from 2014. He said that before then, there was a woman known as Hajiya Amina Gara, Igala by tribe from Kogi state, who relocated from her former neighbourhood Kawo Magari to their community in Kawo Lambu, she is a well-known woman in that society.

At the point according to Saliu, they came to discover that those missing kids were dumped at Hajiya Amina Gara’s house pending when they will be transported out of Kano state. A woman known as Christiana Uju who comes from Sabongeri will arrange transportation for those children to the south-east.

It all started during the time the community were been terrorized by this kidnapping, their vigilante was activated, so for three days the kidnappers could not transport their victims which they already had in their custody due to stop and search. One of Hajiya Amina’s friends paid her a visit one day, when she entered her compound, she didn’t meet her but she discovered that three of the children who were reported missing 3 days ago were sleeping in her house...Continue

DaBogu:
You are a man. You have 22 ribs, we have only one or were made out of just one from you

And yet you seek equality? Besides ribs has got nothing to do with this, its same blood flow, same heart that pumps blood, same mind to reason with, so get your minds right and do what's right.

Please my life is in danger I need counselling. Ever since my mother-in-law came to live with us, my husband has been acting totally strange, I have never found him in this attitude since I have known him but everything have turned cold since that his wicked mother entered the house.

She has been a bone in the neck in my marriage; ever since I married her son she had always been trying to have me under control but I have never yielded, she wanted to be all over my marriage but I restricted her, I have never had a good relationship with her, so probably she went and reinforce to bring her warfare with into my home, conniving with my husband or should I say bewitching my husband.


I will no longer have access to our room anymore whenever she is having a meeting with my husband in the room until they are finished, a house that I bought the land with my own money and also contributed bulk of the money in building it that I am being locked out of my own room. Whatever secret meetings they are having I don’t care to know all I want is for her to leave my house. I have asked my husband why his mother was here really because nobody told me that she was coming to stay, he only told me that she was coming for a medical check which she would probably go back after, but she has been here for 6 months now, I have never seen or heard of her going for any checkup, and he could not give me a real answer.


I found this charm in the house and I took a picture of it and sent it to my pastor, he asked me to burn it meet him in church in the evening which I did...Continue

victorian:
Just kill and bury me instead than to shoot shot!

God forbid!

Oloun ma je!

Ladies shooting shots una try o

You ladies deserve medals .

Ladies have low self esteem problem eh, they feel hammered when you turn them down politely, but when they want to brush you off here, they dont care how hurting it could be.

By Suleiman S.

Shiite Muslims masquerading under the umbrella of Islam are newly emerging religious sect who has zero value for human lives, theirs included, for obtaining their course they are ready to sacrifice their lives and their children’s in order to achieve their radical motives.

Their own ideology of religion is similar to that of boko haram, where they want to take over power by creating a parallel government to fight Federal government. The intentions of this group were made clear in 2007 after they assassinated the well-known cleric in Sokoto, Umaru Danmaishiyya for his sermons against the Shias.

If they had any regards for human lives, they wouldn’t have included their children in their protest, while instigating violence in government agencies, vandalizing and burning government properties, attacking security agencies and killing police officers..Read More

By Suleiman S.

Shiite Muslims masquerading under the umbrella of Islam are newly emerging religious sect who has zero value for human lives, theirs included, for obtaining their course they are ready to sacrifice their lives and their children’s in order to achieve their radical motives.

Their own ideology of religion is similar to that of boko haram, where they want to take over power by creating a parallel government to fight Federal government. The intentions of this group were made clear in 2007 after they assassinated the well-known cleric in Sokoto, Umaru Danmaishiyya for his sermons against the Shias.

If they had any regards for human lives, they wouldn’t have included their children in their protest, while instigating violence in government agencies, vandalizing and burning government properties, attacking security agencies and killing police officers..Read More

rex444:
it is but am wondering what it would look like to just be humping for 1hr hmmmm no be die we come ooo

The guy see say na set up wan happen, him come lock up, omo the guy fear for him cum.

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Olorunnim:
Op I hope you know that stealing intellectual property is a crime Deolu bubble must hear of this.

What intellectual property?

Please Hplus keep this one anonymous. Since I had sex with this woman I have been losing my mind, the worst is that I can’t even reach her.

There is this woman I called aunty, though it was just a respectful way of addressing my young female clients, she brings her cars to my workshop every other day for repairs, maintenance and servicing, she’s successful, independent, single, thick and in her 40s.


Well there has never been anything between us that exceeded fixing her vehicles, I am not even in her league, the type of a woman that doesn’t need the help of a man to get what she wants. One evening I closed from work, it was about to rain so I was trying to rush home, I got a call from her saying that her car broke down somewhere in and she was stuck when it was about to rain, so I caught a cab and headed to spot where her car was parked.


I got there and fixed the car, again she begged me to drive her home that she was scared of driving in the rain, so I drove her home, immediately we got to her building the rain started, so she invited me in. Over an hour it was still raining and it was getting late, my wife called me to know where I was and I told her that I was stuck at a friend’s place.


Later the lady went into the bathroom to shower, she came out wrapped in a towel, then she asked me to go have a bath too because it looked like the rain wasn’t stopping any soon, she gave me a fresh towel and so I took a shower too. As I came out of the bathroom, lo and behold I was greeted with a sight of her two large water melons pointing at me, I couldn’t believe my eyes, her towel was already on the floor, she was totally naked...Continue

EVILFOREST:
I will advise you to endeavor to know the LADIES u befriend very very well, because LADIES never make mistakes in studying the GUYS.
GUYS treat issues with levity a lot.
Some of us are carried away.

That's how my dear friend was dribbled with this issue of NO SEX, NO MARRIAGE by a lady.
Sincs he is this calm type, he had to confide in me.
I was now wondering why such a lady would keep acting up. So I demanded her age and he said 33yrs.

I now said since she declines such, why not start running tests on her since she insisted on marriage.
She declined initially but agreed after much persuasion.

What my Friend found was shocking...and she knew about her conditions but never informed him.
She felt she could sneak into Marriage just like that.

U just have to be a MAN. Wake UP....
They LIE a lot
Women do more studies on a Guy than Guys do.

Don't mind Flowx, he's just stucked in his selfly righteous ego.

The American music icon was seen having sex with one of her male choreographers, it does not look like a subtle sex tape that was leaked, it seems like she was actually acting porn. It wasn’t clear if she did it to boost her career or to tarnish her image but whichever one she intended.

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A man has narrated how his girlfriend has been trying so desperately to get pregnant for him, even after managing to escape all the strategies she has devised, even when he told her that he is not yet ready to be a father.

“Nawao some women sabi dey desperate sha!, we haven’t even dated for a month and this girl is working hard to force me into a family way, I mean don’t get me wrong, I haven’t even known this lady enough, we are still in the process courtship and she has already started taking the bull by the horn.

I have accommodation issue, my house is under renovation so I decide to squat with babe, I have only spent 2 weeks in her house and all kind of challenges are befalling me, challenges like she forcing me to go with her to see her prophet, forcing me to go for HIV test with her, forcing me to sleep with her without contraceptives.

Since we have been indulging in raw sex, it has been withdrawal method all the way, still I will notice she wants to hold me firm so I can cum inside her but since I realized that, I give her surprise Cuming; that is I will hold my cum for long, she will never know when am about to cum and it will be as quick withdrawal as possible.

But last night’s sex was different like she prepared for me. She decided to be on top all the way through, when I asked for a change of style she refused, so I deliberately delayed my cum for about almost an hour, she was getting tired and all sweaty but not ready to give up until she fulfills her purpose. After an hour plus when she could not continue I gently swapped the position I was on top this time, but she made sure she secured me tightly with her arms tightly wrapped round me, I tried to free myself a bit so that there could be a little space between us...Read More

drginger:
I dnt understand the atmosphere in your house, I dnt knw the reasons you wife chose not to trust you, and definitely do not understand ur relationship with her, maybe the story may be different from her side.
All things being equal I can not allow a lady be rude to my husband, we die there, even if me and the husband just finished our own fight indoors, il make sure I put the lady in her place, she dey mad?
The only exception is when this lady is a street girl talking dirty without intelligence, oboi na to jus use style drag hubby away pretending to be calming him and run away, so it's either I fix the babe or I carry my husband Waka, but jus watching him and a woman talking rubbish is a no.
If your wife felt u had stuff with the babe then she should have remained inside the house and let you face your reward, what did she come out to watch?

Abi ooo? Making sense...

Ziel20:



I like this story sha. But a woman will never tolerate an ill favour u return back to her.

Never do a woman what she did to u cuz some of them don't have brain.

H plus community and visitors please I want you to help me judge this case; my wife has never had any evidence to suspect me of being unfaithful, she has never caught me with any woman or heard that I might be cheating on her, but my wife is the type of woman that does not believe anything someone says until she sees proof and even touches it, sometimes even the proof might not even be enough, product of her upbringing I guess.

Her only belief that I might be cheating on her is because I’m a man and to her every man is a cheat, well I have actually grown out of constantly trying to prove her otherwise which is very exhausting, so you can imagine the atmosphere of mistrust we kind of live in.

One Sunday morning a quarrel began between me and a neighbor in the same compound, a single lady, it all started when I got ready for a 6 am church service, I came out and noticed an unusual car blocking my drive out exit, because I have never seen the car in the compound before I had to look for the owner to come and remove the car so I could drive out, so I began knocking from door to door until I realized that it was her visitor who parked the car, one of her big uncles. I asked her to move the car but she said it cannot be move because it has fault, so how do I drive out now that am already running late? She said that she doesn’t care to know.

That was how the quarrel started o. Me having quarrel with a single wayward lady was just off, I controlled my anger and only said a few things but the lady was busy dishing insults, threats and abuses. My wife was present but she never uttered a word, she was just watching. Other neighbors that gathered as a result of the argument began to fault her for allowing her visitor park a faulty car in the compound, blocking other cars when she knows that other cars drive out in the morning, yet still had the guts to challenge me.

Meanwhile in the midst of all these, another neighbor asked my wife why she chose to remain silent in this matter while a lady was busy insulting her husband, this was her reply in her own word; “Abegi leave me out of this matter o, I know whether them dey friend themselves? I know whether them do finish him no gree settle am?” It took only the grace of God to endure those words from my own wife, I tried so hard not to nurse that grudge in my heart.

After that incidence,...Continue

I remember back in the day when music industry in Nigeria was at its lowest level, you would never hear a Nigerian artist’s song in the background of any youth club or show, it was Foreign music the likes of Busta Rhymes, Sisqo, DMX and the rest of them that was trending back in those days. You can even barely hear it on the radio, but today Nigerian music industry have taken a giant leap, it has grown so massively that you can never hear a foreign song playing in the background of any Nigerian club whether home or abroad, even on radio and streets is strictly Naija jamz everywhere you go.

Did the music industry had to ban the importation of foreign music before they worked out their weaknesses? No they worked hard on the improvement of their music productions. Music industry is where talented individual artists work hard independently away from politics and envy to create a quality product, no approval from one unnecessary government or organizational regulatory body of some sort. If the music is good enough to the people’s ear, it sells itself by itself.

The problem with any organization where politics is been played in is that the industry remains stagnant, an industry where producers and directors will exchange sex for roles, they consider talent as someone who’s good looking and has all the physical build ups, whether the person is dumb or not...More

I don't care if u believe the story or not, it happened and that is that, i don't need to prove anything to you.

Karma is real, they say what goes round comes round. A promise that was made 25 years ago has finally manifested after a female nurse was slapped by a male doctor in a quarrel 25 years ago, she promised to become his superior someday, presently the nurse is now a chief surgeon and she just found out that the doctor was transferred to the hospital where she works.

“I have always delivered speeches to nurses and my favourite speech is telling them not to allow any doctor’s bully to get to them, it should be a motivating factor for them, no matter what hospital you work in Nigerian, nurses are always at the mercies of doctors, they never receive the credit of the work they do.


I was a young nurse at general hospital Onitsha, we (nurses) receive bullies from doctors, back then the nurse profession was still suffering so nurses were never taking seriously, we never had a voice and not considered during their decision making, we even received bullies from our matrons (higher nurses).


There was a particular resident doctor that was always on my case, Dr Philip bullied all the nurses but it seemed like he received more joy in bullying me, when I grew tired of his troubles, I challenged him one day, during the heated famous brawl in that hospital that gathered the hospital staff and even patients, he slapped me and I immediately returned the slap.


The doctor made sure I left the hospital but before I left, I made a promise to him that I must become a doctor some day and he will work under me. I went back and applied for med school, I finished and moved to Abuja with my husband and started working with National Hospital some years ago and rose to the position of chief surgeon, Abuja. Fast forward to present… I met Doctor Philip in National Hospital; he was putting on a doctor’s overall..Read More

Even in the holy bible, when you go through it you will observe that women were made more special than men, more refined than men, to have more qualities than men, to be given preferential treatment over men and to be treasured over men.

All these qualities have made them to appear more innocent; a woman can easily hide her unfaithfulness and be mistaken for a saint. Take the case of the paternity fraud as an example, a woman defrauded her husband into thinking that he was the father of her 6 kids, this is “Cheating Plus”, that’s next level cheating, so the man was busy taking care of another man’s six children thinking they were his and he wouldn’t have ever found out should he have not gone for the DNA testing.

Women run around calling men dogs because men cannot almost successfully conceal their promiscuous lifestyle better than women. Let me go further to explain how women are more superior in that matter:..Continue

Oyindidi:
I'm sorry

Wow! Am touched