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Celebrities › Re: Mike Adenuga Relocates To Banana Island Office by fuke(m): 8:12am On Dec 29, 2012
DANILSA: THE HOUSE IS WONDERFUL BUT THE SURROUNDING LOOKS LIKE KUBWA huh
No.

If you have enough taste to build that kind of house you do not have the surroundings look like kubwa or what do you call it.

Either of two things.

Some part of it is still under construction or the man wanted to move in for xmas.

Kudos to the Ijebu Igbo man who never worked under anybody in his life.
Islam › Re: Muslim Youth Corpers In Burqas (Picture) by fuke(m): 8:08am On Dec 29, 2012
[quote author=hagma37@yahoo.com]what is stone age about that? Nigerians should learn how to see other people culture and norms as a diversity. We cannot posses the same way of life. Beside, is dressing nude the best? If you get to NYSC orientation camp, you will see a lady witth very big la.ps in a very short pant on the parade ground. Just within 2 weeks you start seing used comdom everywhere. So you call that jet age or dark age.[/quote]Who tells you some of those condoms were not used on those with hijabs.

Stop fooling yourself.

They could be as promiscuous as the night girl at Ojuelegba.

If I tell you half of what I know about them, you will tear the stupid thing off the face of the next one you see.
Islam › Re: Muslim Youth Corpers In Burqas (Picture) by fuke(m): 8:03am On Dec 29, 2012
JomoGbomo2: .....until we understand the word diversity, we will always be fighting in this country for no reason.

and who said they want to go for NYSC, they just have been coerced by the "law".

I respect them for being true to what they believe despite all odds in the world and I wonder how many of us do believe in anything to this level-that we will stand odd out of the crowd.
Nonsense.

This has nothng to do with belief. And diversity my ass.

You just do not and cannot go quasi military training in those baggies.

Let them wait till they get to their husbands houses, they can stay indoors forever and cover themselves in acres of clothe.

These people will break this country.
Sports › Re: Odemwingie Faces Life-ban From Super Eagles Over Comments by fuke(m): 3:52pm On Dec 27, 2012
nerodenero: Osaze talks like a child.There are better ways he could have channelled his complaints and insulting everybody shouldnt have been an option.We need to start doing and acting right in this country!
Yours is the first reasonable comment.

All others before you talked like babies.

What truth is Osaze saying?

He had problems with all the coaches and they kept him bc of his talent.
His indiscpline has cost us a lot. let him go.

And to think he cannot be this sully with his club management.

He is a rotten apple. Keep it in a lorry load of apples, all become rotten.
Career › Re: Doctor Abandons Medicine To Be A Pipeline Vandal by fuke(m): 10:28am On Dec 25, 2012
[quote author=#80million]*speechless*

i made top 5[/quote]You guys are turning Nairaland to a huge joke.

A medic in pipeline vandalisation does not sober you.

And you are talking about who posts first.

You should be sorry for yourselves
Politics › Re: Okonjo-Iweala's Mother's Kidnapper Arrested In Bank by fuke(m): 10:18am On Dec 25, 2012
Super1759: How did you come to this? Who and where did you get the information from?
If they are to dialgoue,is it on what ground?

You will as well dialogue with rats in your house, rapists and drug addicts
This is satire.
If they dialogue with Boko Haram, they could as well dialogue with armed robbers, bank robbers, pirates etc
Politics › Re: Rochas Declares 2-Weeks Christmas Holiday In Imo by fuke(m): 9:24pm On Dec 21, 2012
la furia: 2 weeks not bad, i just hope the holiday doesnt affect doctors and nurses. 2weeks holiday wont hurt the state. on paper it sounds unacceptable but reality is the state wont be affected. how much revenue will imo state lose in the 2weeks that pdp is shouting? schs are on break, water supply will continue, electricity will still be provided and people will have to pay their bills after the holidays. nothing spoil.
you are right jare.

12 months holiday would have been more like it.
Politics › Re: FG To Conduct Census Of Jobless Nigerians In 2013... by fuke(m): 10:15am On Dec 20, 2012
Just getting stat for unemployment when Ekiti goverment has done it.

Unserious people.
Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Caught With Fake Passport At Uk Airport - Uncle London by fuke(m): 9:43pm On Dec 19, 2012
Useless man.
There are a thousand lucrative businesses he could do here with 800K.
http://naijabizideas.com/
Politics › Re: Commander Daba: Pilot Of The Crashed Helicopter - A Tribute by fuke(m): 7:57am On Dec 19, 2012
Dejijossy: Those guys are not mature for this page.
After reading tru this touching, lesson n encouraging tribute i was eager to read members comments.[b] My hearth breaks when i was reading positioning in comments. [/b]Are they competing?
I wonder mate.

When you read some posts here you wonder what type of school some attended and who their teachers were.

And some of these people say they cannot get jobs.

Bodies housing these minds cannot secure a job on any interview panel I sit.

Babies in dampers.

RIP officer.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Picture Of Obama Playing Basketball by fuke(m): 12:40pm On Dec 18, 2012
Zulele: Chai
This is not a current picture.

Obama of today has much more grey hairs and wrinkles.
Politics › Re: Lagos Sacks 174 LASTMA Officials by fuke(m): 6:29am On Dec 18, 2012
berem: abeg make them sack more jare! their own don too much.those indisciplined agberos need to be flushed out and let cool headed people be employed.but eh,why are there more of southwesterners in LASTMA?
How many south westerners in government agencies in the South Eastern states?
Sports › Re: Chitalu Scored More Than Messi's In A Calendar Year by fuke(m): 7:10pm On Dec 10, 2012
honeric01: The problem here is that most of the 107 goals can't be verified or is there a way to verify these goals?
If Wilkipedia recognises them then FIFA should.

There is Racism in Football more than anywhere else.

Beckingham is an average footballer but the white press hyped him out of proportion.

Colored players no matter their gift are never priced to match their talent and contribution
Politics › Re: Obasanjo: Dont Call Me General Unless You Are My Opponent by fuke(m): 1:08pm On Dec 10, 2012
ozodigboo: As far as i know, OBJ was better than the c.low.n currently in Aso Rock.

OBJ may have taken some controversial decisions, but at least, he stood by them.

When we were kids, we used to boast , '' my Dad is stronger than your Dad''.

Or, '' my Dad is stronger than your teacher''.

We all wanted a strong father figure - even though they may flog us at times.

But at least, we were proud they were 'strong'.

OBJ was a strong leader - Odi, Zaki Biam, 3rd term, EFCC, Atiku, etc



This other man is .......weak -

Am sorry, but its the truth.
I am not a fan of the General but I am afraid you are right.

The man has balls.
Politics › Re: Bode George Wins African Leadership Award by fuke(m): 9:27am On Dec 07, 2012
Afe Babalola should reject this honor conferred on him already.

A legal heavyweight should not be in the same group as an ex convict.
NYSC › Re: Mohammed Jammal: White Nigerian Corper by fuke(m): 8:46am On Dec 07, 2012
freecocoa: Where is he from please?

I'm asking cos I don't understand how he ended up being Nigerian, him mama born come abandon am for naija or wetin? huh
Simple.

His parents are white.

Born in Nigeria and decided not to be anything but Nigerian.

I love this even when real Nigerians are running away.

Welcome Oyibo Nigerian
Celebrities › Re: Photo Of Tuface's Boys - Nino & Zion by fuke(m): 7:31pm On Dec 05, 2012
[quote author=nwa-ngeme]in civilised world, people do not waste their time doing spell checks or verifying grammer structure on threads because they feel the person who makes a minor mistake perhaps is a german, chinese or even from iceland and hence not very versed in english but in Nigeria or on nairaland, some i diots wont. they just sit down there,feeling funky with their china-made phone,raining curses on a fellow just because they want cheap credits. If you r.etards are so good with the language how come you dont have phd in it and to know that english is a borrowed language only makes it more annoying.[/quote]Nonsense.

That is why our kids make more F9s than Ps in English.

We understand if you are from Iceland or what do you call it.
But from a Nigerian, No.

Whether you like it or not, English is still the predominant Language on the net
and people go out of their way to learn it.

The kind of English the guy corrected is terrible even from a Chinese.
Politics › Re: The Media Is An Opposition Dominated Industry by fuke(m): 9:08am On Dec 05, 2012
Ikengawo: I get the feeling that Nigerian sentiment is the way it is because the opposition controls the media, and being more progressive minded than the PDP, controls new forms of media pretaining to the internet (I personally know PDP's party line up in my state and non of these men are tech savvy enough to operate a smart phone talkless of understand the internet).

If you look at the internet, the nigerian personalities that are most savvy at using it
El Rufai
Utomi
Ribadu
etc.

PDP's 'old school' line up has been completely taken by storm.

The reason I want to point this out is because I'm coming to see the Nigeria's media is now dominated by the opposition and this is why it's so incredibly negative. The media is one sided and is on a mission to defame the presidency, as is their role in democratic partisan politics. This is why the governors you see and hear about in the media

Oshiomole
Fashola
Mimiko
Amosun
Ajimobi
Rochas
Peter Obi

are all opposition men. they are called the progressives and their every move is highlighted to make the other PDP governors not look like their working. The impression is that these are the mend that are constantly and actively building their states up. Therefore people such as

Chime Sullivan
Imoke
Amaechi
Sule Lamido
Godswill Akpabio

and various performing PDP administrators are completely left out of the news. It's even more interested that out of the ones i've listed, the ACN governors, by far, get the most positive media attention. No opposition governor has done for their state what Akpabio and Amaechi have done for their own.
I'm not a PDP guy but it's a pattern i've noticed and i want people to steer clear of partisan deception when reading nigerian media and think with an independant mind. I too believe the PDP has failed this country,but i'm not going to pretend that there's nobody in PDP doing their job because that's not the truth as the media is trying to portray.
Stop Complaining.

The internet is for everybody.
The problem is that what you call the opposition are educated and move with time.
The AcN governors and reps are sound.

My local government Chairman, an ACN has a doctorate.
Babafemi Ojudu , Barrister Adeniyi, two of my three senators are as good as they come.


As for hard copy press, the PDP has their fair share. The Compass, The Tribune, The Champion.
Problem is nobody reads them.

PDP has all the money, let them set up their own Newspapers.
Christianity Etc › Re: $240 And $100 For Blessings By Matthew Ashimolowo by fuke(m): 1:52pm On Nov 30, 2012
dorox: This youtube video of him is similar in formart to the scam you just described. The real action started just after the five minutes mark, before then it was just songs and some meaningless dribble to get the already weak minds of the sheeple properly sedated. I hope it plays on your desktop because my phone could only get the mobile youtube link.
http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=W8YI44puWK8&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DW8YI44puWK8&gl=GB
This man is a wicked con man, and for someone to watch this video and not come to that realisation means that the person is either too much of a mumu or a fellow wicked person derserving to be conned.
Somebody pls help. This video is not playing.

Can we have another link?
Celebrities › Re: Happy Birthday To Timaya's bro by fuke(m): 11:40am On Nov 29, 2012
HBD Plantain Boy
Politics › Re: NLC Urges FG To Sack Sanusi As CBN Governor. by fuke(m): 8:40am On Nov 29, 2012
ballabriggs: NLC talking about corruption, Muchechechechechechechecheche grin grin grin

Sack him for saying the truth? Now let's talk about corruption.

Firstly, one of the things that drives corruption in Nigeria is a lack of information technology and management systems. These tools provide computerised controls that make it difficult to breach even when breached there is a trail that could easily tell you what has gone wrong without much stress unlike human implemented controls.

Now how do you implement an Information management system when some of the workers in our MDAs do not even know how to use a computer and they are meant to deliver service in the 21st century! Try implement one and you will be called names for attempting to block "money for the boys". I can bet my life that Nigeria's Ministry of Works and Transport does not have a management system for implementing projects. In the 21st century, what nonsense!

I am from the Niger Delta, now what do you need Ministry of Niger Delta and NDDC for? If there is an efficient Works Ministry, most of the projects carried out by those organisations will be done by the Works Ministry. What do you need a Police Affairs Ministry for? What is the use of Civil Defense Corps? And all these useless organisations take funds that should be put to development.

I put this on the earlier thread, please read on.




By implementing a change programme, you are improving structures, you are improving systems, you are improving processes. This 5000 naira advert wey Seun dey put here everyday dey collect insults join, he will make billions if Nigeria had a robust information management system. FACT! All these website developers wey dey Nairaland dey cry everyday say frustration wan kill them will make more money. Na them go dey design processes within those departments. Most Nigerian MDAs no even get website not to talk of up-to-date websites because the people there prefer the old order.

How do you do things the old way and develop? Change and continuous improvement is what drives societies.
Couldn't have been said better.

The civil servants are the major problem.

They are the vessel of curruption.

They are paid 70% and they steal the remaining 30%

No politician can steal money without the civil servants.

In the local Government the chairman does not even sign cheque.

Send them home.
Politics › Re: Sanusi To FG: Sack 50% Of Civil Servants by fuke(m): 7:41pm On Nov 28, 2012
Philolos: No question, the work would surely go on but the money saved may also go out - out of the country to where Mr. Lamido and his elite cohort stash their loot. That's where this talk about headcount reduction sounds like blowing smoke. However, a real plan is not forthcoming from any of the so-called leaders. That's if we even understand what that word means. Mr. Lamido is talking about cuts, the other so-called leaders in the Civil Service are asking for raises and more benefits. The best thing Mr. Lamido did, however, with his speech is got some of us talking...
No. He is not saying anything new.

I say it anytime the chance comes up. It is only being talked about
now because It is coming from Sanusi.

No qualms.

Civil service should not be charity. I do not have any grouse
about a civil servant going home with 200k a month but for Gods sake, work for it.

Go to the local government, sate secretariats and see what we are saying.

The other time it took us two weeks to trace a memo in one of their offices
and they were all there like bees doing nothing.If that happens in a corporate
setting you will have some explaining to do.

Go to Multinationals, banks and see people earning their money.

I say, let them go home and start being productive.

Until this is done, we aren't going nowhere as the Americans would say.
Politics › Re: Sanusi To FG: Sack 50% Of Civil Servants by fuke(m): 7:19pm On Nov 28, 2012
slimyem: Sack Civil Servants?
...and 50 percent too?
What is Sanusi smoking??
Why not reduce the fat salaries and allowances of Legislooters, representathieves and top government officials who do almost nothing than sit around,talk trash and receive alerts at the end of the month?
Sanusi is spot on.

There is a guy here in the Fed. service who comes to work
twice a week and earn in excess of 100k per month.

What a waste?

Sack 70% of them and the work will still go on.
Celebrities › Re: Yoruba Actor Akin Ogungbe Is Dead by fuke(m): 7:00pm On Nov 28, 2012
babarazy: neva heard of him. Anyway, RIP.
A stage actor not camera actor.

Though his seniors, he was in the class of Ogunde,
Ogunmola, Oyin Adejobi and Duroladipo.
Christianity Etc › Re: Picture Of A Deeper Life Couple On Their Wedding Day. by fuke(m): 5:08pm On Nov 27, 2012
[quote author=whoelse?]I prefer this to show my BREAST TO THE WHOLE WORLD...Ladies should at least have some sense of decency
and not display your body which serves as the temple of GOD to the whole wide world...[/quote]You are right.

But this is too bland and dull.

Some creativity please.

We need to put some life into what we do.

This is lifeless and soulless.
Crime › Re: Cynthia Osokogu’s Murder: Pharmacists Are Released Unconditionally by fuke(m): 5:56am On Nov 27, 2012
Ticklishmummy: I am not sure if I understand this post but shouldn't there be something called controlled drugs? drugs that should NEVER be made available to buy over the counter if it is possible to cause even the slightest harm to the human body.These drugs should ONLY be available by prescription.

FEEL FREE TO CRUCIFY ME PLEASE but this aint right!They should be purnished for selling out a potentially harmful drug JUST LIKE THAT!!

“there was no evidence where the pharmacists had an agreement with the first and second defendants to kill the late Ms Osokogu.”

Really?What a big stinking joke!! But they sold the killers a drug which was termed as an obnoxious substance (Rohpynol Flunitrazepam tablets) which by virtue should never have found its way to their shelfs. Why stock it in first place. I dont believe this is their first time really and this whole case just reeks of something I can't place my hand on.
I have said it here once.

If the ethics of medicine are followed to the letter we will all be dead here.

There are towns in Nigeria without pharmacies, so how do the inhabitants get drugs.

Even in Ibadan here there are probably more quack medics than qualified ones.

We just do not have enough men and resources here to uphold those tenets.

As for the pharmacist, I knew he would eventually be released.

He looked so unruffled. He had no hand in this mess and I am glad for his family.

Kudos to the Pharmaceutical association for coming to the aid of one of their own.

Thumbs down for the police on this part of the case
Politics › Re: Patrick Obahiagbon, On Nigerian Pastors And Private Jet by fuke(m): 9:00am On Nov 26, 2012
odum desmond: My problem with ur like is that u cry more than the bereaved; has any person who gives tithes and offering ever come to u to complain about ur perceived exploitation? Surely those of us who "s*tupidly" give tithes and offering and also "st*upidly" get blessed in giving don't complain at all, infact I ve emptied my pocket several times for God and ve never failed to get double fold blessings in return, there is a mystery many pple re not aware of, it works for us and we can't just stop giving because ur type re crying out. My papa Bishop Oyedepo started out more than 30 years back from a thatched roof church in a remote village; he was a graduate with prospects in a Nigeria of that time when employers would come to plead with u on the day of ur graduation to work for them with huge and tempting offers of salary, accommodation and even car; but he chose God, he chose to become a preacher than work . He was rejected by his dominantly Muslim family, he was mocked at, his parents felt they had lost a son, but he held on to what he believed in. Today, after all his suffering, he has in turn become blessed by God and people are talkin; where were u wen he was goin thru all these for God? Life teaches us that there is no limit to the wat a man can attain in life if he remains dedicated, committed and upright; Oyedepo chose these and he is not only blessed today but has become a blessing to thousands employed in several businesses he has. He doesn't ve to earn from church offering or tithe, he also has interest in businesses and has access to the best brains to work for him. Let me even ask, a church that has more than a million memeber world wide, shud owing private jet be too much? Have u read about Kenneth Copeland, his church has as at 3 years back given away about 25 jets as gifts to other ministries world wide. Is jet too big for God's work? Would we rather have a man who would teach decency, love, morals, fear of God, etc to fly on private jet just to meet preaching schedules world wide than give same private jet a Hollywood porn star/ artiste who only needs it to fly all over the world to promote nudity and immorality? The place we call Cannan land at Ota before Oyedepo came was a thick forest, the church has turned it to the best city in Nigeria, nobody is commending him and the church. Pastor Adeboye lived at Redeemed camp ground alone when it was a jungle with only him and his wife, surrounded by bush, no electricity, pipe borne water etc their kids refused living with them there, today it has become a city like none in Nigeria in terms of organisation and facilities, a fit no Govt with billions of oil money in Nigeria has accomplished , yet for them to fly on small 10 passenger private jet is causing uproar in Nigeria. God is watching us all. I believe that a man who has paid so much that many other re unwilling to pay should enjoy what others are not entitled to, all pastors can't be on same level.
Jesus rode a camel even as there were horses then.

Jesus was a bundle of humility and humbleness which incidentally
is what CAC Sunday school lesson have been teaching these past weeks.

These people are very much unlike Jesus.

I say Tax them and heavily too.
Christianity Etc › Re: Private Jets: CAN Slams Kukah, Bakare by fuke(m): 9:11am On Nov 20, 2012
kachy: Christian Association of Nigeria, CAN, has condemned comments credited to the Catholic Bishop of Sokoto Diocese, Most Rev. Matthew Hassan Kukah and Pastor Tunde Bakare, who claimed that acquisition of private jets by religious leaders diminishes moral voices of the church in the war against corruption and are therefore calling for a revolution in the Church of God.

Speaking in a telephone interview, National Director of Research, Planning and Strategy, Elder Sunday Oibe, urged the Catholic bishop and the former vice presidential candidate of CPC, that if they have anything against the person of Pastor Ayo Oritsejafor, they should come out and say so, and not hide under the cloak of the gift of a jet to attack the CAN president.

Oibe, who doubles as the Public Relations Officer of Northern CAN, said he who lives in a glass house should not throw stones.

He said: “If there is any clergyman in the country whose constituency is government, it is Bishop Kukah, who served every government in power in the last decade.

“He thinks people have forgotten in a hurry how he served in Obasanjo’s government and turned round to attack the former president, or his fraternity with the former Governor James Ibori and his Rivers State counterpart, Peter Odili.”

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/11/private-jets-can-slams-kukah-bakare/
Thieves all.

Defrauding in the name of Jesus.

judgement awaits them all.
Politics › Re: Niger's Governor Celebrates Birthday On A Private-Jet by fuke(m): 8:05am On Nov 14, 2012
Bastards.

These guys (Rulers) should be in prison.

And this is the governor of a state where more children
are out of school than inside.

So overfed, he cannot even turn his neck. Little time
he will go to Germany to undergo operation with our money.

God save us.
Politics › Re: What's Your Opinion On Dr. Doyin Okupe by fuke(m): 9:56am On Nov 13, 2012
canadaik: I have been hearing a lot about this man from news in naija, wat was his offense exactly ? Could someone pls explain ?
.
I like this.

Doyin Okupe comes with a strong family pedigree.

Unfortunately he is not living up to the standard left for him by his forerunners.
This is not unlike many of the politicians though.

So his offence is simply lack of honor and integrity.
He threw these into the sea for pecuniary gain.

Now, if a 60 year old man can be calling white black, he simply lacks honor.

And he should be despised.
Health › Re: How Can One Determine The Sex Of Their Unborn Baby? by fuke(m): 8:50am On Nov 08, 2012
You will get more than enough materials here.

http://pickthesexofyourbaby.com/

I must add that the natural methods work and work well giving more tha95% accuracy.
It is science and not magic working on the attributes of the chromosome

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