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Celebrities / Re: Israel DMW Afeare Apologizes To DJ Cuppy (Video) by FunkyAlhaji2015: 9:11pm On Feb 11, 2021
Don't mess with the daughter of a billionaire.


He just a very small fish trying to mess with a whale.

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Health / Re: Vaccine: "Don't Play Politics With Nigerian Lives" - BUA Replies CACOVID by FunkyAlhaji2015: 7:27am On Feb 09, 2021
I'm loving this BUA group
Events / Re: Pastor Essay Oggory Refuses To Join Couple Because Of Bride's Lateness To Church by FunkyAlhaji2015: 9:29am On Feb 07, 2021
Righteousness2:
This is so Deep!
She was 5mins late and the Pastor left.

This is Exactly how it's gonna be when the Bridegroom, JESUS Comes for His Bride.

Many will be busy with the affairs of the World, only to Suddenly discover that JESUS has come and has snatched all who were ready.

Many will Suddenly realize that while they were busy with this and that , JESUS the Bridegroom has come and has Shut the Door,

There will Crying and Gnashing of teeth by those who are left behind..

Now is the time to Watch and Pray,
Now is the time to Prepare so as not to be left behind.


This your sermon today does not relate with the topic at hand.

What the pastor did is very wrong and should be condemned totally. He should simply have waited for the couple, he is the Lord's servant trying to bring the flocks to the Lord. Just 5 minutes wait and the pastor began weary, a good shepherd should have patience as a key virtue.

The pastor is not and can never be Jesus Christ so don't liken them under any guise.

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Events / Re: Pastor Essay Oggory Refuses To Join Couple Because Of Bride's Lateness To Church by FunkyAlhaji2015: 9:29am On Feb 07, 2021
Righteousness2:
This is so Deep!
She was 5mins late and the Pastor left.

This is Exactly how it's gonna be when the Bridegroom, JESUS Comes for His Bride.

Many will be busy with the affairs of the World, only to Suddenly discover that JESUS has come and has snatched all who were ready.

Many will Suddenly realize that while they were busy with this and that , JESUS the Bridegroom has come and has Shut the Door,

There will Crying and Gnashing of teeth by those who are left behind..

Now is the time to Watch and Pray,
Now is the time to Prepare so as not to be left behind.


Are you so insensitive to the plight of the younger couple??

Don't liken that pastor to Jesus Christ because he is nowhere close.

What the pastor is wrong and should be condemned in totally.

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Celebrities / Re: Erica Was My Girlfriend - Kiddwaya by FunkyAlhaji2015: 10:57am On Feb 04, 2021
That's my nigga
Romance / Re: A Man Reportedly Got Married To Twins Because One Can’t Live Without The Other. by FunkyAlhaji2015: 11:38am On Jan 10, 2021
Such a lucky guy. Any other twins willing to try this should contact me ASAP.

Na me first talk am ooo. Before this guys go come use their reggae spoil my blues
Business / Re: Another American Mistress Exposes Dangote’s Buttocks In Viral Video by FunkyAlhaji2015: 10:59am On Jan 02, 2021
eagleu:
Federal government made 'richest man in Africa' has no idea how to conduct himself.

Do you know why people like Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg, Bill Gates etc get to sponsor candidates from congress to Senator to Governors and President? Its because a single policy of government can put them out of business for life. This is why there is no Igbo person on Forbes list, they don't know how to do business on the billionaire level.

A billionaire has to have people in political office protecting his interest. There is no billionaire in the world who doesn't need proper legislation and govt policy to thrive

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Romance / Re: Bae Lewis Claims She Dated Dangote In 2019 And He Broke Her Heart by FunkyAlhaji2015: 6:51am On Jan 01, 2021
Tolexander:
But if this woman’s claim is real, then Dangote has no taste for woman. Cos I’m still wondering what was so attractive to Dangote in this woman with all his wealth and fame.

I probably made this statement cos I didn’t see her full package and yansh

Lol! You be mumu
Sports / Re: Atlético Madrid, Diego Costa Agree To Terminate Contract by FunkyAlhaji2015: 2:36pm On Dec 29, 2020
Diego Costa would have been a superstar but his attitude problem makes him unmanageable.

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Goes Berserk On Receiving A Bone Straight Hair From Her Boyfriend. by FunkyAlhaji2015: 10:22pm On Dec 21, 2020
Shortyy:


A gift isn't a bad thing. Why is it wrong gifting a woman something? Why do y'all hate women so much?

That's a well known yahoo boy. He has used 3 girlfriend for rituals already
Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels Celebrates Ned Nwoko On His 60th Birthday by FunkyAlhaji2015: 5:57pm On Dec 21, 2020
1Alex:
Grand daughter calling her grand dad "baby"
Tuehhhh
Forget that thing! Go and make money

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Celebrities / Re: Reaction From Nigerians To Omah Lay, Tems Arrest Shows How Depraved We Are by FunkyAlhaji2015: 5:00pm On Dec 20, 2020
Truth is Omah Lay and Tems broke the law in Uganda, and being arraigned was right. People like me only advocated that they should be allowed to go with a strong warning being first time offenders.
Celebrities / Re: Samuel Ajibola And Sandra Adanna's Pre-Wedding Pictures by FunkyAlhaji2015: 6:19pm On Dec 19, 2020
Beckysexy:

Haha sad Which kain mumu talk be this?

Becky, I can't talk plenty, I have more money and I'm willing to spend. You and I should hook up
Food / Re: Have You Ever Eaten Ghana Fufu? (photo) by FunkyAlhaji2015: 11:48pm On Dec 18, 2020
Is that soup or water??
I will pass

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Celebrities / Re: Bbnaija: ‘twitter Verification Is No Big Deal’ – Kiddwaya Brags After Verificati by FunkyAlhaji2015: 8:55pm On Dec 17, 2020
Once a boss, always a boss.

#Wayademgang, #Bossgang

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Romance / Re: "I Am A Proud Virgin" -beautiful Nigerian Muslim Doctor Boasts On Twitter (photo by FunkyAlhaji2015: 12:47pm On Dec 17, 2020
Shortyy:
Congratulations, now use it and go cash out in the bank. wink

Your mileage no good ooo. I guess it's up to a 100 guys now
Celebrities / Re: Ghana Should Learn From Nigeria , Shatta Wale Reacts To Omah Lay's Arrest by FunkyAlhaji2015: 8:31pm On Dec 15, 2020
elganzar:
True, I didn't even notice...I was angry when I heard about his arrest, I don't really know the guy (first time seeing his picture) but I felt insulted by the audacity they had to arrest him...

Now that everything has been settled, I'll go and check his tribe grin


You no well I swear. Lol
Celebrities / Re: Ugandan Court Orders Omah Lay And Tems' Release by FunkyAlhaji2015: 5:03pm On Dec 15, 2020
LhasaAsp:
I blame Buhari for this. angry.. They dare not try this to Nigerians years ago.. Assuming we were still giants and all this countries run to us for loans and help. They would be at our feet.
But, no... We might even go for loan tomorrow.
angry Bleep Bubu.
Freedom can never be over emphasized.

Asap Rocky was imprisoned in Sweden for over a month. The foreign department and secretary of state office tried to released him to no avail. It took the intervention and threats from Trump before he got released. An American was sentenced to 8years yesterday for coup in Iran. he has been imprisoned.

Ugandan Authorities were only trying to impress it citizens by Omah Lay's arrest. They would have explained this to our Foreign ministry. He was never going to be sentenced.
Celebrities / Re: Ugandans Blame Bebe Cool For Omah Lay And Tems' Arrest. by FunkyAlhaji2015: 10:19pm On Dec 14, 2020
gbenga4sure:
Politics at play,Well in slawomir voice buhari is not a real niggar,we are now dwarfs of africa.I remembered when asap rocky was about been detained outside US then,trump proved he's a real niggar by securing his citizen release but buhari is not a real niggar coz Nigerians are not respected outside Nigeria. Perhaps because omah lay and tems aren't northerners,coz I remembered the saudi drug saga.Well if popular entertainers can be denied or neglected like this how much more me and you. I'm waiting for the dead meat seller to come defend buhari as usual

Asap Rocky stayed over a month in Swedish prison before Trump got him released.

Ugandan govt is just flexing small muscle to impress its citizens that the country is impt. I bet you their foreign minister is already begging our foreign minister for 2 more days then he can be released.
Celebrities / Re: Ugandans Blame Bebe Cool For Omah Lay And Tems' Arrest. by FunkyAlhaji2015: 10:14pm On Dec 14, 2020
TheDestroyer:
When you don't have a government but useless, clueless old fools in power everybody treats you like crap. First it was south africans, then ghana and now these fools too wanna flex muscles. I'm glad the celebrities are also feeling the heat of what Nigerians go through outside Nigeria unfortunately these northern dummies don't travel but stay in Nigeria and rear cows so they don't know how badly damaged our image is outside.

People like you who know nothing but like blame the government for everything.

ASAP Rocky, an American hip hop artist was arrested in Sweden last year. The whole US justice depart and Secretary of State office couldn't get him released until Trump had to step in. He was imprisoned for over a month before then.

These things happen all the time, Oma Lay will be safe in Nigeria before this week ends. Ugandan govt only wants to feel impt to impress its citizens.
Crime / Re: Police Investigate Five Secondary School Girls Who Raped Biology Teacher To Coma by FunkyAlhaji2015: 12:10am On Dec 14, 2020
I need to apply to replace the teacher
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Everton Vs Chelsea - (1 - 0) On 12th December 2020 by FunkyAlhaji2015: 10:22pm On Dec 12, 2020
Goal
Politics / Re: Borno: Capital Projects Get 65% As Zulum Budgets ₦208 Billion For 2021 by FunkyAlhaji2015: 9:46pm On Dec 09, 2020
Firstorderwizard:
Can someone remind me of the source of Borno state IGR ?
I can't find any

Borno borders 3 countries. there is a lot of trade that take place at these borders. The govt benefit from taxes there. They lakechad basin is used hugely for agricultural purpose. The state also receives aids from donor agencies
Celebrities / Re: Kiddwaya Publicly Trashes The Idea Of Marrying Erica While Being Together In SL by FunkyAlhaji2015: 1:07pm On Nov 29, 2020
Kiddwaya the real MVP
Politics / Re: Ifeanyichukwu Okereke's Family Demands ₦500 Milion From Gbajabiamila by FunkyAlhaji2015: 8:31am On Nov 25, 2020
eldoradoxx:
Allow the court to determine who is liable and who is not. If someone while doing your job causes injury or harm to another, you are as much liable as the person vicariously. As for Mike being a PDP lawyer, the family should have hired Lai Mohammed, he is a lawyer and a member of APC. Arrant nonsense

They will go to court now. The court will strike out the case after 10years for want of merit.
Politics / Re: Ifeanyichukwu Okereke's Family Demands ₦500 Milion From Gbajabiamila by FunkyAlhaji2015: 8:21am On Nov 25, 2020
tifany89:

Some of these people here thinks they are intelligent but very ignorant. He should go to the US and see how much the state has paid to families of police brutality and unjust killings. Families some times get as much as 250k usd for settlement. So he prefers the family of the man sit back and do nothing and maybe swallow empty promises that may not even be fulfilled in the long run. Oga speaker should pay up abeg

The family of the deceased made a mistake by employing a PDP lawyer to counsel them. Thus story will now take a political dimension and they will loose the good will of ordinary citizens.

Secondly, the threat to sue Mr Speaker is also a mistake. The security guy that shot and killed the vendor is not an employee of the speaker. He is employed, trained, controlled and paid by the DSS. He doesn't take orders from the speaker and so Mr speaker isn't responsible for actions. So they can not be suing the speaker.
Politics / Re: Ifeanyichukwu Okereke's Family Demands ₦500 Milion From Gbajabiamila by FunkyAlhaji2015: 7:54am On Nov 25, 2020
planetx:
What is #500 million about a million dollar, the family of Breana Taylor killed by the police in the US got $12 million.

I think they should go to America and sue then
Politics / Re: Ifeanyichukwu Okereke's Family Demands ₦500 Milion From Gbajabiamila by FunkyAlhaji2015: 7:52am On Nov 25, 2020
King44:
They have all rights to demand anything from him as compensation, I wonder what cheap weed people are smoking this days... If they were bla bla bla what is he doing selling newspaper... So because he is a vendor and his family doesn't have what it takes to make him live a fulfilled life we should now start frying water and stone abi...

You sef think am, if na your brother nko... No amount is too big... That security guy should also work is butt off to pay the family...

Gbaja is responsible for employing a lunatic and a killer who has no control over his anger.

In a sane country... This occurrence lasan would be the only stone that would destroy his political career and life... As press etc.. Blackmailers... and liars would come out and start testifying watin dem no see... He is lucky we are living in a jungle.

Lack of free money now has beclouded that lawyer's sense. How can he sue the speak? The DSS man is not an employee of the speaker. The speaker doesn't even have direct control of the man. These guys can be withdrawn and replace as so deem fut my the DSS.

They should sue his employers, the DSS
Politics / Re: DJ Switch To CNN: Nigeria Is A Dictatorship With A Democratic Face by FunkyAlhaji2015: 11:44pm On Nov 18, 2020
privaldo:


Do you mean in Nigeria Embassy? If yes, oh wow, hay would America send over 200 CIA assets to just one location that isn't even a target country.

Let me educate you a little. Nigeria has an embassy in Abuja and a consulate office in Lagos large staff. A bulk of the embassy staff are CIA agents and they also recruit CIA guys to work for big cooperations all in bid to have their ears to the ground. Nigeria is very impt to the US because of our oil and our market size, that is why they have some sort of a super embassy here
Politics / Re: DJ Switch To CNN: Nigeria Is A Dictatorship With A Democratic Face by FunkyAlhaji2015: 10:08pm On Nov 18, 2020
OfficialAwol:


Or what?

Las las she will be recruited by either CIA or Mossad.

People like her are easily approached by international secret agents, especially now she's abroad.

In the end, she will be used to achieve what you and your paymasters fear the most.

She can do nothing. They are over 200 CIA agents in the embassies, they know the whole truth. These guys don't depend on testimony of a lunatic like DJ Switch Preek.

If the Nigerian government thought for one moment she's a threat, they won't have let her out.

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