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PoliticsRe: Imo State First Ever Flyover Underway by funkyibodude(m): 5:04pm On Dec 03, 2015
ahaz:
my hrother imolites are not fools but imo has more moroons than right thinking people.
the op is a good example of the moroons.
my brother I tire
PoliticsRe: Obiano Visits Mosque Which Was Attacked During The Protest In Onitsha (Photos) by funkyibodude(m): 4:39pm On Dec 03, 2015
ezebunafo:
it's now confirmed that u av eyes but u can't see,so u didn't see the torched mosque,its not razed but torched.
that black scorch was as a result of the fire from those kiosk beside the mosque. The way the carried the news was as if the set the entire mosque ablaze.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairalander Shot In The Leg At Biafra Protest (Graphic Photos) by funkyibodude(m): 4:31pm On Dec 03, 2015
First it was Vivian gist, now this slowpoke, who's next tongue liars
PhonesRe: Crowd At MTN Office Ikotun by funkyibodude(m): 3:20pm On Dec 03, 2015
All of you guys are wasting your time Going to MTN office. Text YES to 799 for mtn network to use your BVN to complete your sim update. It worked for me yesterday and my line has been reactivated cool
PoliticsRe: Obiano Visits Mosque Which Was Attacked During The Protest In Onitsha (Photos) by funkyibodude(m): 2:46pm On Dec 03, 2015
I hope those f.ools that said that the mosque was burnt down to ashes can now see for themselves undecided
PoliticsRe: No Mosque Was Burnt. Pics by funkyibodude(m): 11:24am On Dec 03, 2015
Don't bother replying to them useless propagandist tryna instigate violence..
PoliticsRe: Onitsha Central Mosque Burnt Down (Photo) by funkyibodude(m): 11:10am On Dec 03, 2015
omakay:
Wait ooooooo!!!!

All this talk of whether the mosque burning is true or not.

Is there no member of nairaland forum in Onitsha right now who can go to the mosque and snap/upload realtime pictures of the structure so that the incident can be correctly verified.
I'm currently in onitsha but the area I am is a bit security tight, stern looking soldiers are all around
PoliticsRe: Onitsha Central Mosque Burnt Down (Photo) by funkyibodude(m): 11:04am On Dec 03, 2015
99billiondollar:
Shut the fucck up, even igbos on Facebook, witnessed that they burnt down the central mosque, so what justification are you trying to give
you shut it! No mosque was burnt down, I'm currently in upper iweka now and I can't get through to the location of the mosque because security agencies have condoned off the area. So I can't take pics. Don't help in the spreading of lies and propaganda
PoliticsRe: Onitsha Central Mosque Burnt Down (Photo) by funkyibodude(m): 10:46am On Dec 03, 2015
chrisbaba1:
Why always put the blame on us? Be responsible for your actions for once in your history.....

Underdevelopment of SE - yoruba
Biafra genocide - Yoruba and hausa
Media reporting news - Yoruba
Burnt mosque in Onitsha - Yoruba
Reason you can't secede - Yoruba

We are not against you, neither do we support you.

Oh you now understand Hausa? Lmao. They are no more dullards, almanjari, born throwey, etc that you call them, you must think pple are fo.o.ls.
I blame your media not you
PoliticsRe: Salary Arrears: Workers Shut Down Owerri by funkyibodude(m): 10:08am On Dec 03, 2015
biafranqueen:
Did Imolites really vote this man in when he was owing you 5 months already huh
IMOLITES never voted for that crook to win, he only beat PDP to their game when it comes to rigging, in other words he rigged himself to power angry
PoliticsRe: Onitsha Central Mosque Burnt Down (Photo) by funkyibodude(m): 9:54am On Dec 03, 2015
As much as I condemn the IPOB protest, I also highly condemn the media propaganda perpetuated by the southwest. No mosque was burnt in anyway, those are just shanty kiosk burning beside the mosque. For this thrash to make front page, indicates clearly that you guys are tryna instigate violence between the north and southeast. But it ain't gonna work because both parties understand each other undecided
PoliticsRe: Ihedioha Blasts Okorocha Over N600m Christmas And New Year Decorations by funkyibodude(m): 7:37am On Dec 03, 2015
cramjones:
Rochas Okorocha is a political vagabond, a man whom the gods have spit out, a man enslaved by the hatred his people has for him. His days are nigh, he won't finish his tenure.

-CramJones
for the very first time in the history of Nairaland, i agree with you. Welcome to the club of wailers. #for a better Nigeria#
PoliticsRe: Anyim Pius Under Investigation For Funding Pro-Biafra Activities - Sahara Report by funkyibodude(m): 10:30pm On Dec 02, 2015
If this is true, then he should be detained ASAP. undecided
TravelRe: The Man Who Caused A Scare At The Lagos Airport Today Pictured by funkyibodude(m): 9:49pm On Dec 02, 2015
chiedu7:
So calling for the stopping of killing Igbo people is madness to you ?

WOW, your case is worse than I figured
No, I wanted you to stop because because your quote wasn't necessary on that thread cool
PoliticsRe: Between IPOB & Boko Haram, Which Is Worse??? by funkyibodude(m): 9:14pm On Dec 02, 2015
@OP so you have an igbo friend huh.. SMH for you
FamilyRe: Real Photos Of My Sister Killed Today At Onitsha Biafra Protest - "Vivian Gist" by funkyibodude(m): 8:46pm On Dec 02, 2015
Take heart my dear I understand your pain, such a pretty girl wasted by JTF. that's why we keep calling on this IPOB miscreants to stop this silly agitation. All is fair during a war situation even an innocent baby killed won't be seen as injustice.
PoliticsRe: JTF Kill 9 IPOB Members In Onitsha - Vanguard by funkyibodude(m): 8:24pm On Dec 02, 2015
RedCapChief:
[size=13pt]Nine people died today. Their only crime was to be born in country that regards an entire zone as a den of second-class citizens
Those who swore to protect them have blessed them with bullets

The FG keeps begging Shekau to accept amnesty yet they will not even send a cabinet minister to see IPOB. Heck, even Garba Shehu/Femi Adesina will calm some frayed nerves. However, who do we see? NOBODY! Because they are Igbos, they must be met with bullets at first contact.

People think IPOB wants war. That is not true. Nobody sane ever wants war. War kills children and destroys livelihoods. Just ask those in IDP camps.
All they want is a chance to be heard. Just one freaking chance! One of the numerous emissaries sent to beg BH should come and hear them out

Gowon promised Nigeria will develop as a whole after 1970. However, this development started in Lagos, moved upwards, vanished towards Niger Bridge and then re-appeared up North.

I'm not surprised. After all, we are the 5%

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IPOB Don't want war yet they are instigating for it. What's the difference of not wanting to fight yet you go about looking for trouble. Blocking onitsha head bridge and stranding commuters makes what difference towards the release of Nnamdi kanu? Do you guys know the danger of blocking Onitsha head bridge, if not anything the bridge might collapse due to the structural decay. Sometimes I wonder whether IPOB folks reason with their Anus. Until the Federal government declares state of emergency that's when una eyes go clear.
PoliticsRe: My Blood Sister Killed Today At Biafra Protest In Onitsha - "VIVIAN GIST" by funkyibodude(m): 5:02pm On Dec 02, 2015
oglalasioux:
They will retaliate on our people living in the north. It pays them more. They don't have assets here. We have trillions there. That's why I'm I'm averse to ipob. We'll be the losers anyway.
my brother I tire for this IPOB folks, the don't know what the are getting the whole southeast into.
PoliticsRe: My Blood Sister Killed Today At Biafra Protest In Onitsha - "VIVIAN GIST" by funkyibodude(m): 3:48pm On Dec 02, 2015
I said it!, but I'm beginning to smell conspiracy, gradually the will want to turn the southeast into Northeast. Why I'm against this Biafra agitation is because I know where it would lead us to. Only chaos and destruction, watch out Onitsha would be on complete lockdown, the will declare state of emergency there. I just pray that northerners would not retaliate against the innocent igbos living there. undecided
TravelRe: The Man Who Caused A Scare At The Lagos Airport Today Pictured by funkyibodude(m): 3:14pm On Dec 02, 2015
chiedu7:
F00lani guys are killing people.
Boko Haram are killing people.

Yet B00hari chooses to kill Igbo people that have not killed a single person.
stop ok, just stop this madness undecided
TravelRe: Terrorist Scare At The Lagos Airport Today by funkyibodude(m): 3:10pm On Dec 02, 2015
I don't think that guy is a terrorist. He's just an unfortunate stowaway grin trying to board the aircraft through it's landing gear compartment cry
PoliticsRe: Fayose Pictured Cutting Fish In The Market by funkyibodude(m): 12:16pm On Dec 02, 2015
My mannest governor, but honestly this thing is becoming boring and stale. And let him know that there's some dignity in being a governor cool
PoliticsRe: Helicopters Hovering Round Onitsha With Nigerian Flag - Pics by funkyibodude(m): 6:16pm On Dec 01, 2015
Lwkmd grin
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Will Soon Get The Change They Voted For - Lai Mohammed by funkyibodude(m): 4:45pm On Dec 01, 2015
Only zombies would believe you grin
TV/MoviesRe: "Spider Girl": Checkout This Hilarious Nollywood Poster by funkyibodude(m): 10:09pm On Nov 30, 2015
Timothychima:
Shall I break up with my girlfriend?? Pls I need advices...
I met this girl when I went for computer lessons on d 4th of match dis year, we av bn dated for 9months nw, i love her so much n she loves me 2 but since she became my gf av neva kissed or touch her so I decided 2 get our relationship 2 d nxt level, I told her dat wen should start having sex but she told she was a virgin n was nt ready for sex untill her wedding nyt, d worst part of it is dat I av neva cheated on her for 9months nw, she do request for airtym n money sum times which I do gv 2 her, I told her dat wen should bond our love wit an oath but she un refused saying dat she won't do it becus of me, I was so angry becus i love her so much if I can spend 9months witout cheating on her I believe I am due 4 d oath... Nw I am starting 2 think she dnt love me or she is cheating... Pls wat shld I do, she I break up wit herhuh Advice needed
you sound like a kid, leave that girl alone and focus on your life.
TV/MoviesRe: "Spider Girl": Checkout This Hilarious Nollywood Poster by funkyibodude(m): 10:01pm On Nov 30, 2015
Khd95:
Who noticed dat,nollywood's ghosts usualy look left and right b4 they cross roadshuh

CrimeRe: Wickedness Boko Haram On Revenge Mission, Kills 7 In Fresh Attacks by funkyibodude(m): 10:46am On Nov 30, 2015
finalboss:
Seven persons, including a soldier have been
reportedly killed in a raid by the terror group in
both Bam and Gajigana villages of Biu and
Magumeri local government areas of Borno state.
Vanguard reports that the insurgents who were
at Bam village at about 3.30 am over the weekend
left with an unspecified numbers of unmarried
teenage girls unchallenged. They killed three
persons alongside a soldier and injured many in
Gajigana village before carting away foodstuff.
No one could contend with them as they also set
shops and houses on fire. Mallam Ali Bam, one of the residents of the area
who fled to Miringa town for safety, told
Vanguard on phone that: “the Boko Haram terrorists
after separating a lot of teenage girls from married
women in Bam, set ablaze the whole village and fled
with the girls unchallenged, as the attack lasted for
some hours before they fled. I called on General
Buratai to do something as we have been telling the
soldiers that the Boko Haram were so close to the
village, but they only went to Mangari village which is
few kilometers away from Buratai and shot into the air
and left. The soldiers don’t want to confront the
terrorists, Buratai should better do something before
they start attacking and sacking villages, as they were
doing before.”
Bam is about 7 kilometers away from Buratai
village, the home town of Chief of Army Staff
Lieutenant General Tukur Yusuf Buratai. The
village has suffered series of Boko Haram attacks
of recent, even a mansion owned by the Army
General was burnt down recently by Boko Haram
members.
Mallam Aliyu Jibrin, a member of the Civilian JTF
from the attacked area, noted sadly how the
attack in Gajigana could have been avoided if
soldiers had not taken to their heels, fleeing
away without facing the insurgents.
“I believe it was a revenge mission, because recently,
we arrested over 17 Boko Haram insurgents in the
community and handed them over to the military. I am
calling on the Federal government and the military
authorities to do something about the pockets of
insurgents in the bushes and villagers before they
regroup and start attacking big towns and villages,”
he said.
I can't laugh at this ugly situation because of the loss of lives, but our soilders just shooting in the air instead of confronting the insurgents huh Now that's funny
RomanceRe: When A Nollywood Director Runs Out Of mermaid Customs by funkyibodude(op): 4:55pm On Nov 29, 2015
Greekgoddess:
Wat a pretty mermaid grin
very pretty mermaid grin
RomanceRe: 5 Signs You’re Not The Only One She’s Sleeping With. by funkyibodude(m): 4:16pm On Nov 29, 2015
bro all those signs you posted is not a clear cut proof that she's sleeping with another guy, everybody both male and female have a unique way of lifestyle, for instance the issue of phone facing down. Most girls try to keep their calls private, some can be a habit, but whatever intentions it maybe is not a clear proof.

Not replying to certain texts: C'mon we y'all do that there are certain text messages you choose not to reply whether from a particular guy or someone else.

Friends identity: That's tricky some girls maybe hiding you from certain friends maybe for personal reasons, other than sex.

Denial of honeypot. Even a prostitute values her honeypot (it gives her money), you don't expect every girl or your girlfriend to easily give you access to her honeypot. She may agree to MouthAction but when it comes to the main deal she would deny you access. It can be for many reasons, she might still be a virgin( secondary virgin) waiting for the right time for commitment. She may have been heart broken once, so she's trying to be careful when it comes to sex, remember when you ask a girl for friendship the first thing that comes to her mind is that a guy wants sex that's all.

And lastly shaving her honeypot. It's scientifically proven that poor hygiene especially in females can lead to serious genital infection. So keeping that place neatly shaved unexpectedly shouldn't count at all. cool cheers.

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