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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Direct Sales Agent(dsa) by FunnyDude(m): 11:30am On Jun 10, 2018
janeobasi24:
Lol....... Funny you!!!!! I no get strength to dey waka round Lagos o
That means you be lazy youth.. Goan market jor
Education › Re: FG To Sack Unqualified Teachers In Dec. 2019 by FunnyDude(m): 11:25am On Jun 10, 2018
So Buhari want sack me by December.. Which money I want take dey flex Chidinma na
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Marketing Executive Position At Custodian Life Assurance by FunnyDude(m): 7:27am On Jun 10, 2018
Run ooo.. Only commission no salary
Education › Re: I Need An English Teacher by FunnyDude(m): 10:14pm On Jun 09, 2018
How much is the pay?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Direct Sales Agent(dsa) by FunnyDude(m): 9:46pm On Jun 09, 2018
Yes.. Is marketing job. Try and get a thick shoe sole. It'll be highly needed
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Direct Sales Agent(dsa) by FunnyDude(m): 9:46pm On Jun 09, 2018
Yes.. Is marketing job. Try and get a thick shoe sole. It'll be a be useful
Business › Re: Elance.com, Upwork.com And Other Freelancing Site: How To Succeed Guide. by FunnyDude(m): 12:51pm On Jun 08, 2018
How can someone be bidding 1200 for 1000 words.. Chaii...Nigerians are wicked oo
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Job Needed Urgently! by FunnyDude(m): 8:13am On Jun 07, 2018
Send your updated cv to::
hr@outcess.com
Position :Customer service representative
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Job Vacancies On The Island (lekki, Ajah, Victoria Island) by FunnyDude(m): 8:00am On Jun 07, 2018
Send your cv to


hr@outcess.com



Position : Customer service representative
Business › Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by FunnyDude(m): 6:38pm On Jun 06, 2018
room089:
Thank you, sir!

I've received my own copy as you promised.

I do really appreciate.

Indeed you really took time to write that Ebook. I recommend the book to every Fiverr seller; you will surely learn a thing or two from it.
Dey deceive yourself oo ...Different moniker,same mofos
Business › Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by FunnyDude(m): 7:21am On Jun 06, 2018
If you need a writer pm me
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Need A Job!!!! by FunnyDude(m): 6:45am On Jun 06, 2018
What an irony of life, wey me dey run from a 45,000 job .
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Need A Job!!!! by FunnyDude(m): 5:38pm On Jun 05, 2018
Let me advice you like a son, look for Yahoo+, mini Ritual(not shedding blood oo), destiny cleansing , anything you do will boomerang in5 folds.

My baba is stroonnnnggggg!!!!!

No job will pay you well in this naija
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Direct Sales Agent For A Leading Financial Institution by FunnyDude(m): 4:30pm On Jun 05, 2018
EvaMeghan:
Our client, a leading commercial bank is recruiting to fill up the position of a Direct Sales Agent.
MAIN RESPONSIBILITIES
• Identify and understand the need of the Customer.
• Sell the Banks Products proactively to new/prospective customers.
• Obtain relevant documents on all Bank products sold, e.g. identity document, business registration documents etc.
• Ensure timely submission of weekly sales activity reports to Direct Sales Manager.
• Participate in weekly/monthly sales performance review meetings.
• Maintain accurate records of all sales activities, budget achievements and cross-sell referrals.
• Cross-sell opportunities identified should be referred to the Direct Sales Manager.
• Ensure accuracy of all bank forms and documents executed by the Customer.
• Ensure timely processing of all initiated Customer transactions, with specific emphasis on account opening and cheque book issuance.
QUALIFICATIONS AND REQUIREMENT
• Candidate must be a Bachelor’s degree holder with second class lower degree only
• Candidate must not be older than 27years of age as at 31st of June 2018

Applications are to be submitted to resumes@kimberly-ryan.net using the job title as the subject of the mail
This advert is stale..I was invited by kimberly-ryan last friday ,but didn't honour the invite coz I was out of town.
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by FunnyDude(m): 9:56am On Jun 05, 2018
You guys should stop this betting addictive life, else you might die wretched!!!!!
Phones › Re: I Was Charged 81k On Iphone X As Import Duty, Please Help by FunnyDude(m): 9:09am On Jun 05, 2018
slimdamatrix1:
This one your name is funny dude, can we honestly take this your comment seriously or you're just playing?
I'm a freelancer . I made above that monthly
Phones › Re: I Was Charged 81k On Iphone X As Import Duty, Please Help by FunnyDude(m): 8:55am On Jun 05, 2018
The iphoneX iI bought last month with a Gucci watch cost $1543. I didn't pay a dime...Just settled those Nipost guy 2k
NYSC › Re: All Southerners should Avoid Kano state & Northern region : My Experience by FunnyDude(op): 8:18am On Jun 05, 2018
chidekings:
People that don't travel won't know,
The good nature of an average hausa man is a smokescreen till shit hits the fan.
And their weather condition plus lack of water is a no no for someone from the south.
Yes. If you know you know!!
NYSC › Re: All Southerners should Avoid Kano state & Northern region : My Experience by FunnyDude(op): 8:08am On Jun 05, 2018
steviano:
Bro you can lie for Africa, I am currently staying in Kano, kura LG to be precise...
From my side to yankura is just 150 naira and it's over an hour journey...
Food is very cheap...
Bag of pure water from factory is just 60 naira...
I use just 300 naira meat to cook full pot of stew...
The weather is hot yes!
Nothing like crisis here
A room here is 10k
There's light at least 20 hours daily
Female friends come visiting steady...
Kano is a nice place to live in....
My fellow corp member bring garri and red oil along to sell each time they travel home to sell....
In conclusion Kano is a nice place to be....
The only discouraging Factor is the weather
The hotness alone is a turn-off number one for healthy living. I'm talking of Kano City here. As we all know interior villages are cheaper do to the lack of infastructure and jobs. However, in Osun state too you can rent a room for 8k per year in some villages. Transportation maximum is 100naira , almost 24hours of power supply too.
Food is cheaper too in ogun,Osun,Ibadan villages.

Crisis? Until then you will know that those your Hausa friends and neighbours are your stunch enemy. Just Pray No Crisis!

PS: This is interior part of the state like what you trying to paint here.

I remain resolute, that Kano state capital is not conducive for living if you are not Hausawa nor Kanawa.

I guess you are serving outside Kano city though!
NYSC › Re: All Southerners should Avoid Kano state & Northern region : My Experience by FunnyDude(op): 7:59am On Jun 05, 2018
Mayrock:
so which eastern state did u sch for 5yrs?
042 Enugu state
NYSC › Re: All Southerners should Avoid Kano state & Northern region : My Experience by FunnyDude(op): 7:58am On Jun 05, 2018
Morjee:
Kaduna, Jos, Abuja are very cool but if you go above this states you on your own
No be liee bro
NYSC › Re: All Southerners should Avoid Kano state & Northern region : My Experience by FunnyDude(op): 7:37am On Jun 05, 2018
Mayrock:
the guy is yoruba not igbo....

lolzzzz....u Don carry ur vex reach this way....
PS: I am 100% Yoruba . SERIOUSLY , Hausa illiteracy no try
NYSC › Re: All Southerners should Avoid Kano state & Northern region : My Experience by FunnyDude(op): 7:35am On Jun 05, 2018
abokikhalifa:
Big fat lie. I was posted to Kano Last year before I relocated to warri. Guy Kano is not as bad like what you are saying. Kano town is Chilling I swear. Fine hausa olosho everywhere if you sabi the code but no let them papa catch you o. My guys refused to relocate because of the sweet life in kano town. I guess you were broke through out your service year so you did not flex Kano state. I can say bad things about other Northern state but not Kano and Kaduna I swear.
I guess you talking of Sabon Gari and some very few places though. Yet still Kano no be am for me abeg. Heat alone na die . I even prefer Enugu wey I schooled pass Kano for flexing. But one thing in Kano was that Isolation and restriction fit kill.
I hear you sir, make riot start one day..You are gone .
NYSC › Re: All Southerners should Avoid Kano state & Northern region : My Experience by FunnyDude(op): 7:33am On Jun 05, 2018
noble4d:
That is your personal opinion though. I stayed in kano for 2yrs and my experience with the people was splendid. I agree that the cost of transportation is high in some places in Kano but when it comes to the hausas that I know, they are as friendly as a dove. I'm from Edo state precisely, and please next time don't generalize.
Kano capital is where i'm talking about. The cost of living is high over there too!
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by FunnyDude(m): 3:15pm On May 27, 2018
afoltundeseun:
attention seeker.

Guys will be claiming thugs on nairaland and yet their mothers have been escorting them to urinate at midnight. Nonsense
Baba no be so. These guys are disturbing my peace. I have decided to quit checking this punting thread because its a time waster. The future is bright and I need to face it squarely. I ain't bragging nor claiming anything. I just don't want my moniker being dragged on this thread for an inconsequential thing.
The 1k disbursed is nothing compared what these guys here spent daily, but niggas keep making issues out of a mastard seed repeatedly.

Hope you get my point.
NYSC › Re: All Southerners should Avoid Kano state & Northern region : My Experience by FunnyDude(op): 3:07pm On May 27, 2018
sammirano:
That's why I can't near dere. Abokis. Mgbe!
North is for only brave hearted Southerners, else history might end your name
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by FunnyDude(m): 1:47pm On May 27, 2018
Who na don start again to mention me . I received 1k alert from Alexis
since that time. Wait na 1k dey buy me jeans and TM shirt , feed me since then?
Stop mentioning my moniker, I no want enta this for now.
I no dey punt na by force ni?? let me be in peace.. I wan face my long time career.
Anybody wey mention me henceforth him ticket go dey cut the way Ramos take cut Mo Sallah
TV/Movies › Re: Into The Badlands Official Fan Thread by FunnyDude(m): 1:30pm On May 27, 2018
alexistaiwo:
I will repeat myself one last time.
Since it seems like you are just selectively blind to comments.
I funded FunnyDude and erased your moniker from the funding list because I thought it was the same person with alternate monickers.

Did FunnyDude tell you that he didn't receive his share?
Who na don start again to mention me . I received 1k alert from Alexis
since that time. Wait na 1k dey buy me jeans and TM shirt , feed me since then?

Stop mentioning my moniker, I no want enta this for now.

I no dey punt na by force ni?? let me be in peace.. I wan face my long time career.

Anybody wey mention me henceforth him ticket go dey cut the way Ramos take cut Mo Sallah
Christianity Etc › Re: How Do I Restart My Battle Over The Use Of Prostitutes After Series Of Relapse? by FunnyDude(m): 9:29am On May 27, 2018
b0rn2fuck:
i was a great prostitutes customer but glad it's been over 3 years I pick one now, infact even the so place now seems disgusting to me
Oh my God!!! Even you? There is hope for Nigeria.
Career › Re: Call Service Representative: Need Advice On This Career Path by FunnyDude(op): 8:39am On May 27, 2018
decatalyst:
What you need now is to read and relate the readings to real life scenarios. By this, you will be adding value to yourself and guess what?

Companies don't care about the certificates you carry! They are interested in the value you can add to their value-chain, what you can do, how effective and efficient you can deliver on goals.

Don't quit your job...Just broaden yourself and the opportunity would come...
Thanks. The job description is more about calling and receiving customer's complaints, promos, telesales through call service channels . I will keep improving myself as you said for the big shots.
Career › Call Service Representative: Need Advice On This Career Path by FunnyDude(op): 8:09am On May 27, 2018
I just secured a job as a call customer service agents in an outsourcing firm . Pay is 45k (small) . This role doesn't relate with my course of study in school. My question : If I want to further a career in this path after gaining working experience here ; please which other place can I work with this experience?

Advice needed please

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