₦airaland Forum

Pathetic! I wish killing was legal. The person that shares PHCN bills would have collected. They get mind!

They won't bring light for 2 weeks unless its just few days to bringing bills then they write nonsense and drop at our gate.
God punish dem!

Op your stupidity no be here. Your boss told you his fortunes were dwindling instead of being diplomatic. You still fired on all cylinders .

What do you want us to do ? Clap for you, pity you or wail alongside? Oya answer.

benny4wax:
thank you for your kind words. I hope that he co-operates or else there will be war.

Hah! War on top condom matter?
Bros.

Its the 3rd person.

jamst2:
gold digger

Guy wake up and smell the coffee. If you were a lady will you date someone who is a liability albeit temporarily? Truth is bitter.

Who knows how long she may have to wait for you. Maybe by the time you make it she may not be your taste again.

vivaciousvivi:
U have absolutely nothing to be ashamed of.
She is your mother. Her love for you is pure.
If she can't help her own child at a temporary point of need, who will she help?
Just keep the fire of hope burning, you will definitely get a job soon.

What baffles me is when people keep saying there's no job. There are jobs.The only impediment is that how can I a whole graduate be selling bread, akara, purewater, gala,lacasera, cake,bons, chinchin, meatpie..The list is inexhaustive.
Yet there is money atleast 20-40k/month in most of these businesses.
Its far better than working in these companies and being paid 10-15k with hard labour!
I have been there.

I predict there will be a blast in Yobe next month November,2015.

For betters Stake heavily. Odd is 5.4

Spartyboy:
bro chill its an easy case, meet ha and tel ha u re sorry that u neva knew she was a lecturer, and that u jst noticed sumtin strange abt u seeing a lady joggin past dat area nd u wanted to compliment ha, if she also kinda like u den u runs ha parole

Dude you just WON the MOsT F00LISH post award 2015 in Nairaland overall category.
Congratulations!

SeverusSnape:
You shouldn't be worried. Besides, you didn't ask her out. According to your post, you didn't have the opportunity to do so.

Even if he asked her out nko? Op you did nothing wrong. We are all humans I believe she's mature enough to understand that.

Last Bullet: You should be happy to get reference in her course so you can have more opportunity to get better aquainted though.
Just kidding.NO WORRIES!

MAYOWAAK:
Name checking things.........

He resembles ADEKUNLE OLUWOLE

Never surrender. Omo the film na bomb!

Teeboy22:
wetn concern me

abeg


i wantu cook JOLLOF... should i Use Rice??

No, use garri!

Jazzlite:
when you go to give false witness then be prepared for the consequences....

First were you in Rivers state when the elections were held?
Secondly do you have any video recordings of any sort to support your claim of violence and electoral malpractice?

If not can you kindly keep quiet!

Keneking:
Great

The under listed should be on standby

- Jonathan
- Oduah
- Iweala
- Orji
- Akpabio
- Mark
- Bankole
- Saraki
- Patience
- Imoke
- Jang
- Kashamu

I can't see any APC there. Is it what am thinking? Don't call me a wailer cos I voted for Buhari but would be highly disappointed if this is political.

What of IBB, Tinubu, Obasanjo?

Who's giving her this relevance self? Let's just ignore her

Oga Seun! Oga Seun come and see that scammer you were looking for. He wants to defraud us of our hard earned money.
Dash him 120 years ban.

whirlwind7:
Dude, just walk away!
You feel weak and dejected from getting heartbroken? Well, here's a news flash: That's EXACTLY how a heartbreak feels!
You will get over it with time. Don't pay any attention to that guy up there who advised you to have a "heart to heart talk". That's bullsh!t. Women are too damn complicated in the first place, without this additional dilemma. You don't need it.

If she had a heart, she wouldn't continue in her business, and at the same time planning to settle down with you.
The 10 months you've dated is enough time for her to have call it quits with her side job, if she was serious. You are just lucky she is checking herself for HIV infection. But that, plus the pregnancy test kit, is a pointer she is having unprotected sex with her clients!!!

The thought of this nearly made me puke. You have been dipping your magic stick into a public toilet! Don't just stop at testing for HIV only.
Go check up yourself for every STIs known to man. Gonorrhea, syphilis, herpes, herpertitis, staphylococcus infections, scratch and win, piss and drop, you name them!

Lawd help us!

Buahahahaha
Guy which one be scratch and win? Wetin I wan win?

Nairaland eeh! I tok am. Like begats like. Seems like he's already wearing pampars like Lai Mohammed.

If to say nah by big Bible

sushieater:
Cool!.. Some Vikings, Pyrates and Buccaneers might think that the OP was talking about them before they opened the thread

Nope. He was talking about real men who hustle legitimately for their pay not some boyscouts gambling away their future.

McCarlito:
Ask the elders in ur village... Cos one man's food is another man's poison...
It might be welcomed in some traditions; and considered a taboo in other traditions

It has nothing to do with tradition

vizkiz:
just because she's gat good attitude doesn't mean I should marry a vulture

Watch your tongue mister. Whoever said anything about vulture?

Couldn't he have taken a few of that borrow pose dollars and gotten a better wear than that second hand singlet and papa dash me trousers

codedpee:
So in other words... This is how we roll now.

Nope. Its not how we roll now but rather how we have been rolling tey tey.
Seems like you need to be socialised.

How does this affect the price of koko garri in the market?

A f00l at 40 is f00lish forever.

Decapo:
I'll gladly buy it because I have the money

I'll buy it for her when she's 18 years. She doesn't need it now.

dustmalik:
They should go and sit down joor. Some parts of Nigeria still don't have electricity and these people are asking for more? Now that we are enjoying near constant electricity, these people want to put sand sand in our garri.

Near constant what? I haven't seen light in my area for a month now and they are talking nonsense yet these bastards will bring bill. I wish I can cut off someones head for it.
Maybe lalasticlala head? Na joke I dey o.

leksbore:
y not use d 30000 to learn a hand work...that would be better than cooking indomie

You are wrong. Cooking indomie and egg is a handwork and once location is good. You can be sure of being patronised. Op may God bless your hustle. Don't look back and don't allow, "am a graduate" mentality to cloud your judgement.
It should rather make you stand out in packaging and service delivery.

jonnayo:
I need an advice , I was called by my aunt to take up a position as a supervisor in JEVINIK restaurant and she told me my salary whould not be less than 80k with free accommodation. This is one year now I finished my service and yet to find a job. Please advise me.

Guy don't dull. Grab it joor.