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Romance › Re: Do Girls Prefer Hot Body Or A Handsome Face? by Gaspardd(m): 7:10am On Jun 16, 2018
MissRaine69:
Neither .....emotional intelligence is key
Hi i'm broke and pple tell me i look like oshiomole, but im emotionally intelligent, i mean i'm cool, warm to be with, can we hook up? Watcha say? huh
Romance › Re: I Tried Getting My Love Back But It Backfired by Gaspardd(op): 1:44pm On Jun 07, 2018
Bluezy13:
Funnily fake
Its true.... i can still remember the colour of her lobby, its light yellow, and why wud i write a fake story about myself in a bad light.
The "i will fight for my love back" part is fake tho.
Romance › I Tried Getting My Love Back But It Backfired by Gaspardd(op):
So there is this girl whose name is chinaza that ive been obssessed about lately, i met her in january.
Our first date didnt go down well because she ordered for a bottle of beer and just to establish some dominance i had to order for two bottles. But then the problem is i dont drink so the beer really fuvked me up beyond repair, what i last remembered last was me standing up and knocking down some tables, i woke up the next day with my friends telling me how i was grabbing a girl and yelling a song at her, and they had to drag me home.


Fast forward i have been trying to call her and she wouldnt pick my calls so i decided to do sth that i thought wud melt her heart and that is buying her a wine while i wait for her at her house before she comes back frm work.
I was expecting her to be back by 7pm but then chinaza didnt show up until 11pm, around 11:25pm i had some chuckles around her lobby, she was with a guy and in panic i ran to hide inside her bathroom, but again somehow i heard a footstep coming to her bathroom and i had to scale through the window to escape, just then she saw sn but she didnt kno it was me, she started yelling and yelling and yelling, so with my wine in hand i started running towards the gate just then people in her compound started chasing me and sn caught up with me and before i knew it bunch of blows started landing on my face, stomach, legs.


I passed out and i woke up on hospital bed bandaged and i later realised that i had a broken rib.
The saddest part was chinaza didnt even come to visit me at d hospital. So devastating that she broke my heart and some foolish retards broke my ribs too.
Romance › Re: ...am In Love..am In Love..am In Love!!!! by Gaspardd(m): 9:36am On Jun 07, 2018
MrCork:
..^^STORY. ...I have a woman. ..u don't! ! ((No ofeense )) angry
Now i feel sad, u rubbing my failure on my face and stuff, thats sad man, and u shld feel sad too embarassed embarassed embarassed
Romance › Re: ...am In Love..am In Love..am In Love!!!! by Gaspardd(m): 3:57am On Jun 07, 2018
MrCork:
...unlucky?...quit hating & check my profile. ..hopefully one day, u will have a body like that!! (no oofeinse) wink
You kinda have an arrested development i think (physically and mentally). I mean u have a beaut girl with nice body and prolly a virgin cus clearly nobody has ever banged her to stupor b4, but why u think this is an achievement to brag about is wat i do not understand.
Romance › Re: Is It Right To Pay Back My Ex This Way? by Gaspardd(m): 8:30pm On May 29, 2018
If any man lays hand on my sister, i will make sure he breaks more than 15 bones in his body
Romance › Re: How I Met My Cheating Girlfriend's Other Boyfriend Without Knowing He's The One by Gaspardd(m): 2:47pm On May 29, 2018
Troubledmind:
I'm really short tempered, maybe its a weakness, but i get over things immediately and it makes me look weak
I understand u re doing this out of good intentions and stuff, but thats not being short tempered, u re just being pathetic.
The girl didnt do anything wrong, shes just responding to her hormones and u were just being a beta pig. For u to survive in relationships, u need to be a gangster not a beta pig.
Sorry for being harsh but i think u need tough love bro
Christianity Etc › Re: Applying The God-factor In Our Lives? by Gaspardd(m): 2:37am On May 29, 2018
Bro sorry about ur exp, how re u doing now?
Well for me i had some kind of reverse exp, i never believed in God or anything supernatural, i used to be a free thinker, i argue with pastors and stuff and challenge them to proof that God exists, but then due to some series of experiences that ive had, all is starting to point to the fact that God exists. Our behavious or some other forces can influence our life curve, but then wat that i kno from my exp and im 100% sure is that when we pray, there is sn that listen, maybe for some reasons we might not see d manifestation, but im sure that there is sn out there that listens.
I have some experiences to back it up tho, but im too lazy to type. And once again about ur exp, im really sorry for that and only God can understand and im sure he loves u.
Investment › Re: Shares (stocks) Or Mutual Funds? by Gaspardd(m): 3:19pm On Apr 22, 2018
MaziOmenuko:
Read up on crypto currencies. Take out time and study it very well. Decide if you can go into it or not. You can start by taking note of the price of 1 or 2 of them at cryptomarketcap and monitor their growth over time. (You can start with etherum, neo and ripples; those 3 have great potential).

No shares or mutual fund can give you a double digit profit, crypto does that on weekly basis.
Good thinking, Tho i do really advise pple to stay away from crypto, but i beleive crypto can really make ur life infintely easier for sn that understands it, it really grates me so hard wenevr i see 18% gain per annum..like wtf stone-age shiit is this? On d flip side all d coins u stated re legit, but i trade with reddcoin, and sometimes dogecoins too, cus they rr volitile, but mildly not like trx or xvg. Ada is gud for longterm too.
Investment › Re: Shares (stocks) Or Mutual Funds? by Gaspardd(m): 11:49am On Apr 22, 2018
Crypto, anytime anyday for me, but i will strongly advice u to stay away from it
Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Suleman & Wife, Lizzy, Playing Football & Table Tennis (Photos) by Gaspardd(m): 8:20pm On Feb 24, 2018
sigiyaya:
There is no difference between a Nigerian religious leaders (pastors, Rev fr, and the imams) and a Nigerian politicians
They all have one common goal and they succeed because Nigerians are stupidly gullible and myopic

Did you anybody notice the police men with AK 47 guiding a supposed man of God who preaches to his followers to arm and protect them self with Prayers, Handkerchief and Anointed oil, Meanwhile there is high level of insecurity in the country as a matter of fact almost 200 girls where kidnapped from there school some days ago in Yobe state grin grin grin
How many times do u want to be told that they re his disciples, Jesus had 12 nah mean?
Family › Re: "My Husband Sleeps With My 16-Year-Old Sister, Impregnated Her & Aborted": Woman by Gaspardd(m): 4:31am On Jan 14, 2018
dingbang:
Take heart dear.. The lord will fight for you
Yea, the way he has been fightin for Nigeria
Romance › Re: Ladies, What's Your Definition Of A Handsome Man? by Gaspardd(m): 9:59pm On Oct 30, 2017
Beemaz:
Please shut up. Don't carry your inferiority complex into this thread. If you think money is all girls are interested in, then you must be a fool. I have noticed that it's only broke guys who have nothing else going on for them that jump from thread to thread making these kind of statements.

It's obvious money is the only thing that can get you a woman. Shame on you, you pathetic thing. If you don't have anything useful to say then don't say anything.
You re actually possessed, you need TB joshua in your life

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