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Theres this girl that ive been seeing around for about some mths now, im goin to call her Nneka.
Shes a student residing in my area, so i think she just moved here.
The first day i saw her, i was with my friends, we were jisting and shìt when lo and behold an angel walked past us, the only thing i was hearing was kon kon kon ka kaka ka ka dndnxjdjddhbffbf as i cudnt make out wat my friend was saying.
Who is beyonce? Mitheew, if Nneka is on stage with beyonce you will completely ignore beyonce and stare at this girl.

That might be an hyperbolic description of her but then thats aw i feel in my heart. Usually without wasting time, i wud have tracked her down and approached her, but with d hyperbolic description of her my mind kinda made it seem shes outta my league. So i was crippled and i cudnt take any action.
Fast forward days later i was goin to meet a friend lets say chidera when i saw Nneka and chidera together, i was flabbergasted, i moved closer and greeted them, i shook hands with Nneka, she responded nicely with a bright smile and wide eye, i just comport myself, put my hands back in my pockets.

Later Nneka left, while i stuck with chidera. Chidera was telling me about how this guys has been making Nneka's life unbearable by consistently disturbing her life. She told me the story and ended everything with "this girl sef nah mumu every guy that talks to her, she go gree" at this point i was startled, wow so this girl that ive been scared of approaching is such a sweet welcoming girl?

Well why im i making this post? Now im here and i feel like a failure, i cud have stepped up but i choose to be a pússy and now im regretting my inaction.

This is rampant among guys, u see that girl, cute, she's all u want in a woman but then ur brain will tell u " bro dont talk to her man, she will disgrace u" or watever variant form of reasons ur brain might present which might appear real to u not to step up.
When next u see that cute girl sitting all alone looking all cute and stuff, grab ur balls, step up and rise to the challenge, dont pússy out because you will def regret it when a dude more manly than you walks up to her, smiles at her and gets her digits... Be the guy, be the man, and remember that fortune favours the bold.
I ll end this by this quote... There will always be pain... Either the pain of taking action or the pain of regret.. you choose.

Rant over.

MrCork:
..son ...my expensive phone is only
£800....can u aford €7? ((Shake my head outter guilt))

Bro aw is calabar?

Nothing good comes easy OP, if u want it easy go to some brothel like u always do. U Bitćh àss, Pússy ass, Wimp àss, Pig àss, Black àss niggà.

donjobill:
OP is one of those guys who don't have respect for married women yet he'll be accusing a mere girlfriend for cheating on him. You suddenly held tight someone's unsuspecting wife expecting her to slap you?

Suppose another man did this to your dear mother while she's married to your father, how would you honestly feel about it?

"Do unto others what you'll like them to do unto you" is the golden rule in all the major religions in the World.

U mking it seem like i want to do sth bad to her.
Nope, on d contrary i want to make her happy, give her the love she deserves as a woman but my spiritual tenets wont let me.

Diamond23:
xo upon all d beautiful single girls dat full road na another man wife u dey LUST to mount.....RIP in advance!

This woman wont just stay in one place ni.

generationz:
Its quite unfortunate that we live in a world were people fear magun(juju), husband, social media call out and disgrace more than they fear God.

Any man or womanwho is still contemplating this nonsense even without writing about it has no reverence for God.

We live in a world were people worship God with their lips but have no reverence for God with their heart.


Op if you like sleep with her, if you like don't. Abi what do you want us to tell you . After all God clearly told Adam not to eat the forbidden fruit but he did it. so even if Jesus comes down now with one million angels to whisper to you 'my son don't do it ' you'll still do that wicked thing you have in your heart .

Don't worry the husband will not catch you, you will not impregnate her and even if you do nobody will find out , it will all go as you planned it, no magun, no karma .

However, one thing I can assure you of is that one day you will die like every other human being on earth and you will give account for everything you have done on earth both good and bad. No human being can escape judgement from our righteous God

repent ,tomorrow might be too late , no one knows the hour or day their lives will come to an end.


This is for you gaspardd and for anyone reading this.

I will give my life to christ but i will have to flex first. Even Jesus christ sef started his own ministry at the age of 30, do u kno wat he was doing btw age of 12 and 30?

And btw i referenced God's retribution as one of the reasons why i havent shoot my shot. That goes to show that i fear our Lord God almighty.

MissRaine69:
You are going to do whatever it is you want to do so why are you asking? For permission? Blessings? Condoms?

Calm down miss, calm down... Free ur butthole and just let go..it really feels good.

kushercain:
My brother do no time

Chai bro, the only word i can use to describe her àss is "Pendulous" cus if u see d way it swings ehn?

Saff:
I would suggest you don't. But if your really want to just do it, because you're going to do it anyway even if we tell you no. Good luck.

I really do not want to, but to buttress aw cute she is...a friend of mine came out of town to visit and he noticed her, next thing niggà started disturbing me about the woman, jokingly is said "shey that woman wey don born 5 pikin" dude said he doesnt mind that he will even marry her with all her childrn

I just laffed inside, tho i never told him anything even till now he still calls me to ask about the woman

Mrbolt565:
Chai! People to dey lie for this forum! Ahn ahn!

Who is this virgin?

jaksmillioniar:
guy dont is a curse u bring to urself did u know I like womens a lot but I fear married woman pass die is abomination in my place did u know if dey put magun in her. ders a girl in rooms coco d first day I saw her I love her. very beautiful I began to plan how to make her mine I never knew shes married cos she Neva wear ring. I toast her for over 3mnth and she act nice to me. wen I found out shes married did u know I just kill that love I begin to see her as sister.guy let DAT thing out look her as sister neva date a married woman or u die young

Well even tho i never thought of that, Magun is another thing to factor in.
Tho im not a muslim nor do i go to church but i have enough stories to buttress the fact that karma is real, very real, and thats wats has been deterring me from makin my move on this woman. Cus i do not want karma to pile up for me in future, but again sometimes i feel like just saying fúck it.

Well now i have magun too to worry about. Thanks for the perspctive.

Theres this lady living some blocks away from our house in home town, i said home town cus i dont live there anymore but i go there few times in a yr.

Anyway back story

Ive always been oogling at her nice booty and shes light skined with very beautiful face, her husband works in another state so hes not always arnd, words have it that hes gotten himself a second wife where he his workin and stuff but thats by the way.

So two yrs ago i was coming from sw at around 9pm, everywhere was dark, i was strolling past the front of her house when i heard a creaking sound, turned out it was her, we greeted and just in a second i sprang towards her, grabbed her by the waist and gave her a full arm hug. I was expecting a slaps or some form of resistance but she kinda responded by holding on to me too. We let go of each other and i went my way.

The following day we met again during day time but i just boned my face, acted as if nothing ever happend, we greeted and she jokingly asked if im not experiencing any hang over to which i said nope, i didnt know wat she meant but later i realised that she tot i was drunk ytd night.

After sometime i traveled and since then wenver she sees me, she always in one form or other tries to touch me, either stealthly rubbing her boobs on my body or holding my hand while sayin sth like "hey my boyfriend u re back and u didnt even tell me. One time she sent for me to come help her fix her fone in her rm, nothing happened tho, again i just stayed aloof the whole time.

I understand wat shes subcommunicating but then i just pretend as if i do not kno anything. Now the problem is i believe in karma/God's retribution, i can slp around with girls but married women? NOPE for me. But then everytime i see this woman coupled with her smile and feminine display arnd me, im not always myself, infact i literally feel some electric shock, seriously im torn apart, to do or to not. Even recently unbeknowst to my sis d struggle im passin tru, she made some comments about the woman getting more beautiful day by day, i stared at her somehow to d point she felt awkward and said "kilode ti e se n womi beyen?"

Shld i just say fúck it and play along and fast for forgiveness or i shld just keep d struggle inside me and take it to my grave?

ugandalady:
i dont have a dick, i m a woman, a aggressive one , since i am a white person.

Is there anyway to confirm ur ladiness?, maybe snap pics of boobs with "i love seun" written on it. Not that its my biz tho.

Whats d size of ur dìck OP?

Is it girthy or veiny?

ugandalady:
oh, you are that precious 1% exception ?

Well im a thirsty ass mofo too, but i dont blame women, there re better things i can do to them.

ugandalady:
but dozens of nigerian boys stick to me for their whole life..

Thats my point, 99% of nigerian boys re socially inept thirsty mofos who blame women for there problems.

I guess those re d pple u attract.

This dude must be a low life dweeb

I can never drive more than 10 min just to meet u

Lol fùcking noob.

This post is so wrong on so many levels, and like apostle said u still need serious tutoring and practice and u need to let go of this ur "i av finally figured it out" attitude, otherwise u will just be creeping this our cute girls out.

Rosebloom:
This generation sha

This is actually a good time to be alive bro

blackgold2018:
Do not apologize nor feel sorry on what you did. She liked it.. she will come back for more. Just act along but avoid or don't show desperation.

I ve deleted her number, Cus i feel like sending some paragraphs of raging text, im trying to resist d urge but its hard so i had to delete her no.

Infact i just want to forget about her and move on to d next. Pple shldnt get pple's hope so high only to crash it.

I met this girl last week tuesday, I had to butter her àss up with sweet talks and shìt to invite her over tonight
She came and after some hours of chit chatting, we started getting physical and all of a sudden she stopped. Inbtween kissing she started muttering some sentences.

I paused to ask wat happened...Girl started asking me random questions like ....Are u a player?,...is this how u meet girls and invited them over?....Blah blah blah blah....Is it only sex that u re interested in?
Well i was shocked but i had to interject with some incoherent stuffs i do not even remember.

She apologised for breaking off and while i pretend as if i understood, inside i was really crying and bitter, long story short she left.
Now im in pain, emotional pain, its like snatching a candy from a kid.
Question is guyz how do you deal with situations like this?. I mean a girl getting all emo and stuff, aw do u breakthrough?

Eagba:
i wonder such power, cos it hasn't work on me and i'm not gay neither i'm overtly religious. I'm good looking and charming. I love pvssy, but power pvssy haven't work on me

You re just not conscious of it

MISEDUCATIONS:
isnt it obvious? i love them young, naive and inexperienced. thats the sweetest P.

Try steppin outside ur comfort zone.

MISEDUCATIONS:
i would still like to meet your young sister though.

Why younger sister, why not she, why not her elder, i mean bro do not settle for less.

MISEDUCATIONS:
with women its not about the men who throw themselves at them but the men who ignore them. you know this!!!
thats why women go back to abusers over and over; and bad boys always get the women while good guys starve. you know this.
thats why they say "All men are Dogs!" yet 80% of men are gentlemen. its coz women are dating the Dogs!! you know this!!!

While this is the reality, but u do not really get the mechanism, cus its not that automatic

Aw many guys can be like "Ay yo Lmao i wanna be a bad boy so that i can get girls?" And it will just work.

Aw many girl goes after d guys that ignores them?

This stuff is deep but on d sufface it looks simple.

MISEDUCATIONS:
but you put it like women KNEW they had that power.
they know alright.. but they also know its limited. thats why when you ignore a woman she calls you "Gay". in her mind she imagines her pvssy is so powerful for a guy to ignore her he must really be gay.

Well i dont kno the type of women uve been meeting, but talk about the smoking hot girl that gets approached by more than 10 men in a day, and has like 200 unread msges and like 10 missed calls per day, trust me, OYO is ur case wen u ignore her.

Thats like even the average girl tho considering the deluge no of thirsty males we have, i.e look at nairaland, average girls coupled with thirsty males make d girl feel like beyonce, so is d case in real life too.

MISEDUCATIONS:
if pvssy was all-powerful women wouldnt be angry and calling all men dogs and liars. despite the power of pvssy they are still getting played, cheated on and used. what kind of power is that?

One thing is having power and realizing it, another thing is having power without even u realizing it.

Just imagine the power of the pple vs the politicians...isnt it sad aw ignorance kills pple?

Its actually counter-intuitive, usually pple pretend to care about each other while in reality its just a bait, they show little care hoping to be loved and shìt and wen tyey dont get it, they feel cheated and used. Its just like two beggars trying to collect money from each other.

The fipside is this...when two matured pple who can handle their shìts are in a relationship, its more like "sharing" as opposed to "give and take".

Theres a diff btw "sharing" and "giving".

When u share u re even happy the recipient accepts ur gift, and u do not feel the need to take back

Most Nigerian relationships is all about Taking and taking and taking and taking and taking without even saying thank you not to even talk of giving.

XhosaNostra:
I'm learning this the hard way. Now I'm left asking myself, what is the point of having a relationship then? I mean, if the mandate is "To each their own", I honestly fail to see why people should bother with relationships. I personally cannot be with someone, unless being with them fills me with happiness, or he's just a companion. I don't need a companion. I need someone to make me feel, mostly positive emotions Many people fall short at this for me, I guess due to the fact that, that's not how it's supposed to be. People aren't supposed to make you happy. It's a catch 22, because everything becomes pointless after that.

MISEDUCATIONS:
lol Came by Pvssy, Gone by Pvssy

Never underestimate the power of pùssy.

I just lol at u chmucks for talkin about what u guys do not kno jack shìt about, look at what this phenomenal entity has caused in history

Troy war
Samson's fall
King David's epic fail
Even Jesus had to avoid this stuff like plague
Even fall of man, im sure Adam factored in pùssy to accept the Apple.
Evan d kidnapper who has been eluding arrest for 10yrs with sophisticated intellingence was lured in tru pùssy.
Shld i continue?

I wish "Died inside pùssy" will be written on my grave. It will be a glorious death for me and i ll strive to ensure that happens. Insha allah