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Mrbolt565:
Chai! People to dey lie for this forum! Ahn ahn!

Who is this virgin?

jaksmillioniar:
guy dont is a curse u bring to urself did u know I like womens a lot but I fear married woman pass die is abomination in my place did u know if dey put magun in her. ders a girl in rooms coco d first day I saw her I love her. very beautiful I began to plan how to make her mine I never knew shes married cos she Neva wear ring. I toast her for over 3mnth and she act nice to me. wen I found out shes married did u know I just kill that love I begin to see her as sister.guy let DAT thing out look her as sister neva date a married woman or u die young

Well even tho i never thought of that, Magun is another thing to factor in.
Tho im not a muslim nor do i go to church but i have enough stories to buttress the fact that karma is real, very real, and thats wats has been deterring me from makin my move on this woman. Cus i do not want karma to pile up for me in future, but again sometimes i feel like just saying fúck it.

Well now i have magun too to worry about. Thanks for the perspctive.

Theres this lady living some blocks away from our house in home town, i said home town cus i dont live there anymore but i go there few times in a yr.

Anyway back story

Ive always been oogling at her nice booty and shes light skined with very beautiful face, her husband works in another state so hes not always arnd, words have it that hes gotten himself a second wife where he his workin and stuff but thats by the way.

So two yrs ago i was coming from sw at around 9pm, everywhere was dark, i was strolling past the front of her house when i heard a creaking sound, turned out it was her, we greeted and just in a second i sprang towards her, grabbed her by the waist and gave her a full arm hug. I was expecting a slaps or some form of resistance but she kinda responded by holding on to me too. We let go of each other and i went my way.

The following day we met again during day time but i just boned my face, acted as if nothing ever happend, we greeted and she jokingly asked if im not experiencing any hang over to which i said nope, i didnt know wat she meant but later i realised that she tot i was drunk ytd night.

After sometime i traveled and since then wenver she sees me, she always in one form or other tries to touch me, either stealthly rubbing her boobs on my body or holding my hand while sayin sth like "hey my boyfriend u re back and u didnt even tell me. One time she sent for me to come help her fix her fone in her rm, nothing happened tho, again i just stayed aloof the whole time.

I understand wat shes subcommunicating but then i just pretend as if i do not kno anything. Now the problem is i believe in karma/God's retribution, i can slp around with girls but married women? NOPE for me. But then everytime i see this woman coupled with her smile and feminine display arnd me, im not always myself, infact i literally feel some electric shock, seriously im torn apart, to do or to not. Even recently unbeknowst to my sis d struggle im passin tru, she made some comments about the woman getting more beautiful day by day, i stared at her somehow to d point she felt awkward and said "kilode ti e se n womi beyen?"

Shld i just say fúck it and play along and fast for forgiveness or i shld just keep d struggle inside me and take it to my grave?

ugandalady:
i dont have a dick, i m a woman, a aggressive one , since i am a white person.

Is there anyway to confirm ur ladiness?, maybe snap pics of boobs with "i love seun" written on it. Not that its my biz tho.

Whats d size of ur dìck OP?

Is it girthy or veiny?

ugandalady:
oh, you are that precious 1% exception ?

Well im a thirsty ass mofo too, but i dont blame women, there re better things i can do to them.

ugandalady:
but dozens of nigerian boys stick to me for their whole life..

Thats my point, 99% of nigerian boys re socially inept thirsty mofos who blame women for there problems.

I guess those re d pple u attract.

This dude must be a low life dweeb

I can never drive more than 10 min just to meet u

Lol fùcking noob.

This post is so wrong on so many levels, and like apostle said u still need serious tutoring and practice and u need to let go of this ur "i av finally figured it out" attitude, otherwise u will just be creeping this our cute girls out.

Rosebloom:
This generation sha

This is actually a good time to be alive bro

blackgold2018:
Do not apologize nor feel sorry on what you did. She liked it.. she will come back for more. Just act along but avoid or don't show desperation.

I ve deleted her number, Cus i feel like sending some paragraphs of raging text, im trying to resist d urge but its hard so i had to delete her no.

Infact i just want to forget about her and move on to d next. Pple shldnt get pple's hope so high only to crash it.

I met this girl last week tuesday, I had to butter her àss up with sweet talks and shìt to invite her over tonight
She came and after some hours of chit chatting, we started getting physical and all of a sudden she stopped. Inbtween kissing she started muttering some sentences.

I paused to ask wat happened...Girl started asking me random questions like ....Are u a player?,...is this how u meet girls and invited them over?....Blah blah blah blah....Is it only sex that u re interested in?
Well i was shocked but i had to interject with some incoherent stuffs i do not even remember.

She apologised for breaking off and while i pretend as if i understood, inside i was really crying and bitter, long story short she left.
Now im in pain, emotional pain, its like snatching a candy from a kid.
Question is guyz how do you deal with situations like this?. I mean a girl getting all emo and stuff, aw do u breakthrough?

Eagba:
i wonder such power, cos it hasn't work on me and i'm not gay neither i'm overtly religious. I'm good looking and charming. I love pvssy, but power pvssy haven't work on me

You re just not conscious of it

MISEDUCATIONS:
isnt it obvious? i love them young, naive and inexperienced. thats the sweetest P.

Try steppin outside ur comfort zone.

MISEDUCATIONS:
i would still like to meet your young sister though.

Why younger sister, why not she, why not her elder, i mean bro do not settle for less.

MISEDUCATIONS:
with women its not about the men who throw themselves at them but the men who ignore them. you know this!!!
thats why women go back to abusers over and over; and bad boys always get the women while good guys starve. you know this.
thats why they say "All men are Dogs!" yet 80% of men are gentlemen. its coz women are dating the Dogs!! you know this!!!

While this is the reality, but u do not really get the mechanism, cus its not that automatic

Aw many guys can be like "Ay yo Lmao i wanna be a bad boy so that i can get girls?" And it will just work.

Aw many girl goes after d guys that ignores them?

This stuff is deep but on d sufface it looks simple.

MISEDUCATIONS:
but you put it like women KNEW they had that power.
they know alright.. but they also know its limited. thats why when you ignore a woman she calls you "Gay". in her mind she imagines her pvssy is so powerful for a guy to ignore her he must really be gay.

Well i dont kno the type of women uve been meeting, but talk about the smoking hot girl that gets approached by more than 10 men in a day, and has like 200 unread msges and like 10 missed calls per day, trust me, OYO is ur case wen u ignore her.

Thats like even the average girl tho considering the deluge no of thirsty males we have, i.e look at nairaland, average girls coupled with thirsty males make d girl feel like beyonce, so is d case in real life too.

MISEDUCATIONS:
if pvssy was all-powerful women wouldnt be angry and calling all men dogs and liars. despite the power of pvssy they are still getting played, cheated on and used. what kind of power is that?

One thing is having power and realizing it, another thing is having power without even u realizing it.

Just imagine the power of the pple vs the politicians...isnt it sad aw ignorance kills pple?

Its actually counter-intuitive, usually pple pretend to care about each other while in reality its just a bait, they show little care hoping to be loved and shìt and wen tyey dont get it, they feel cheated and used. Its just like two beggars trying to collect money from each other.

The fipside is this...when two matured pple who can handle their shìts are in a relationship, its more like "sharing" as opposed to "give and take".

Theres a diff btw "sharing" and "giving".

When u share u re even happy the recipient accepts ur gift, and u do not feel the need to take back

Most Nigerian relationships is all about Taking and taking and taking and taking and taking without even saying thank you not to even talk of giving.

XhosaNostra:
I'm learning this the hard way. Now I'm left asking myself, what is the point of having a relationship then? I mean, if the mandate is "To each their own", I honestly fail to see why people should bother with relationships. I personally cannot be with someone, unless being with them fills me with happiness, or he's just a companion. I don't need a companion. I need someone to make me feel, mostly positive emotions Many people fall short at this for me, I guess due to the fact that, that's not how it's supposed to be. People aren't supposed to make you happy. It's a catch 22, because everything becomes pointless after that.

MISEDUCATIONS:
lol Came by Pvssy, Gone by Pvssy

Never underestimate the power of pùssy.

I just lol at u chmucks for talkin about what u guys do not kno jack shìt about, look at what this phenomenal entity has caused in history

Troy war
Samson's fall
King David's epic fail
Even Jesus had to avoid this stuff like plague
Even fall of man, im sure Adam factored in pùssy to accept the Apple.
Evan d kidnapper who has been eluding arrest for 10yrs with sophisticated intellingence was lured in tru pùssy.
Shld i continue?

I wish "Died inside pùssy" will be written on my grave. It will be a glorious death for me and i ll strive to ensure that happens. Insha allah

Because one of them esp the male become too needy and being needy sùcks a lot

Imagine a 1.5yr old kid, aw needy they re and aw they cant offer nothing in return except cryin and yelling for attention, it will make u want to slap the shìt out of them.


My rule of being in a relationship is this...I am not responsible, meaning i am not responsible for anybody's happiness and nobody is responsible for my own happiness too.

Nairaland shld start ensuring age verification b4 registering.

Lalasticlala

MISEDUCATIONS:
you clearly never read a girl's diary. and you dont talk heart to heart with these creatures. girls never forget

Lol at u reading womens diary, those re for pússies in d friendzone.

Everynow and then i check gfs fone just for fun and i read paragraghs of ex's msg overreacting, she doesnt give a shit, while dude is still butthurt as fúck.

MISEDUCATIONS:
everything with a woman is about who got it first. my pencil peepee that took her virginity will stay with her forever not the dozens of anacondas that followed. you know this.
the first dick she put in her mouth is more memorable than the 100s she put after

Lol girls have a very short memory

And btw i think u re tryin to console urself over a heartbreak or sth. Man up and let go.

Its my real name and i was named after a dog

So recently ive been umemployed (fúcking site engineer) and that have given me ample time to do some things i really want to do..and top of that list is meditation. Not the christian medittation but Zen meditation, Everynow and then i just go lotus and zen my way to nirvana.
Ive been meditating for some years now but i think due to this immersion period some things have been perculating.

What i notice is that ive been having a very very vivid dream...the type where suddenly wake up and you re like "oh i thougt that was rea, so it was a dream" type of dream.

Even after you wake up, you wont be able to tell the differnce btw reality and a dream.
Ytd i dreamt i was going through a tunnel, dark tunnel with two other guys and at some point i found it hard to breath, one of the two guys came to me to help me with somethings but then everything blacked out and i suddenly woke up, again with thesame shock...oh it was a dream.

Later i was thinking about the dream and i kinda chuckled a lil bit cus i thought those two guys must be thinkin now im dead or sth not knowing that i actually woke up. I proceeded to take my bath and after i was about slippin into bed when suddenly i had an epiphany....What if pple dont die in real life, what if in actual sense they wake up.. what if we humans re just having vivid dreams and one day we just gonna wake up to our own realities..
What if the bad time im going through now is just a bad dream and in the end it doesnt matter as long as im gonna wake up and just shrug everything off.
A story came to my mind where a dead man who mush have spent 100years on earth was asked in heaven if he had ever been to earth and his response was "oh yea i think i just passed by in a jiffy".
So whats the meaning of life? Are we just bunch of Angels sleeping with vivid dreams, while some re having bad dreams, some re having good dreams and at the end nothing will matter?

Whats d meaning of life?

LukeSkywalker78:
man... I like this gal a lot that's why the relationship could last this long. To fumble in front of her friends could be Game Over for me. Her friends opinion about me could sway her attention away from me. It has happened to me. Twice.

For u to think like this means u have shortage of manly hormones.

This happened to me once ..Girlfriend's roomate said she needed some takeaway...i gnored her àss and acted as if she said nothing. A week later they stopped being roomates.

Goodbye buttface....Nothing important shall be missed.