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Because one of them esp the male become too needy and being needy sùcks a lot

Imagine a 1.5yr old kid, aw needy they re and aw they cant offer nothing in return except cryin and yelling for attention, it will make u want to slap the shìt out of them.


My rule of being in a relationship is this...I am not responsible, meaning i am not responsible for anybody's happiness and nobody is responsible for my own happiness too.

Nairaland shld start ensuring age verification b4 registering.

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MISEDUCATIONS:
you clearly never read a girl's diary. and you dont talk heart to heart with these creatures. girls never forget

Lol at u reading womens diary, those re for pússies in d friendzone.

Everynow and then i check gfs fone just for fun and i read paragraghs of ex's msg overreacting, she doesnt give a shit, while dude is still butthurt as fúck.

MISEDUCATIONS:
everything with a woman is about who got it first. my pencil peepee that took her virginity will stay with her forever not the dozens of anacondas that followed. you know this.
the first dick she put in her mouth is more memorable than the 100s she put after

Lol girls have a very short memory

And btw i think u re tryin to console urself over a heartbreak or sth. Man up and let go.

Its my real name and i was named after a dog

So recently ive been umemployed (fúcking site engineer) and that have given me ample time to do some things i really want to do..and top of that list is meditation. Not the christian medittation but Zen meditation, Everynow and then i just go lotus and zen my way to nirvana.
Ive been meditating for some years now but i think due to this immersion period some things have been perculating.

What i notice is that ive been having a very very vivid dream...the type where suddenly wake up and you re like "oh i thougt that was rea, so it was a dream" type of dream.

Even after you wake up, you wont be able to tell the differnce btw reality and a dream.
Ytd i dreamt i was going through a tunnel, dark tunnel with two other guys and at some point i found it hard to breath, one of the two guys came to me to help me with somethings but then everything blacked out and i suddenly woke up, again with thesame shock...oh it was a dream.

Later i was thinking about the dream and i kinda chuckled a lil bit cus i thought those two guys must be thinkin now im dead or sth not knowing that i actually woke up. I proceeded to take my bath and after i was about slippin into bed when suddenly i had an epiphany....What if pple dont die in real life, what if in actual sense they wake up.. what if we humans re just having vivid dreams and one day we just gonna wake up to our own realities..
What if the bad time im going through now is just a bad dream and in the end it doesnt matter as long as im gonna wake up and just shrug everything off.
A story came to my mind where a dead man who mush have spent 100years on earth was asked in heaven if he had ever been to earth and his response was "oh yea i think i just passed by in a jiffy".
So whats the meaning of life? Are we just bunch of Angels sleeping with vivid dreams, while some re having bad dreams, some re having good dreams and at the end nothing will matter?

Whats d meaning of life?

LukeSkywalker78:
man... I like this gal a lot that's why the relationship could last this long. To fumble in front of her friends could be Game Over for me. Her friends opinion about me could sway her attention away from me. It has happened to me. Twice.

For u to think like this means u have shortage of manly hormones.

This happened to me once ..Girlfriend's roomate said she needed some takeaway...i gnored her àss and acted as if she said nothing. A week later they stopped being roomates.

Goodbye buttface....Nothing important shall be missed.

Horlamidei:
Me too.......i only know how to use AutoCAD.......so sad of me!

Lol bro, it cud have been worse, the worst is not having connection...try knowing sn that knows sn...dont be like me that doesnt. Thats d part that súcks balls most

Civil engr reporting but i súck in all of those things.

CANDYDADDY:
his wife, not his gf bro

Ehn ehn, nko?

Wife, mother, father or anybody, the thought of exchanging saliva with any human is disgusting and animalistic, I'll rather die.... Ewwwww

Think about it, isnt it disgusting slouching your tongues together and exchanging saliva?

Shìt, i dont just get the appeal.

Lol at u being ordinary friends for 6 mth without coitus,
You re a fucking loser and d soonest u realise it d better, the goal is to have sex, and u shld strive at it as if your life and your family member's life depends on it.

For sometimes now some posts have been catching my attention, not that it literally stands out, but i really admire the ability of the poster to put things so succintly in a way that i completely agree with, its like my thoughts have been looking for their proper expression and found it in them. All this post is common to a user going by the name DASHERZ.

Dashez to me u re one of the coolest users on here and yea there is this other dude going by the name MIS....sth but im not gay so fúck him lol.
This little observation has been like a seed planted in my heart and lately it has sprouted into a mad raging crush which is like flames of hell that can never be put out.

Why i'm i creating a whole thread for this when i cud have steathly PMed you?
Reason is i dont kno aw to express myself fully without inhibitions irl cus i give way too much fúcks about wat pple will think or say about me... Im the type of guy that will look left, right, front and back just to make sure nobody is coming b4 i cold approach a girl and wud still end up not taking action cus i wud imagine sn is lurking sw snoopin on me. So i had do this just to step out of my comfort zone. And i hope this finds a soft place in ur heart.

And oh i kno some nairaland pimps dating beyonce look alike irl will furiously leave watever they re doing and with rage start typin sth like " hey man stop being a pússy, stop ass licky nairaland girls,.. be a man..be like me".... well like in the words of 2pac ...."five shots cudnt get me, i took it and smiled" same way y'all can fire your e-shots, i have enuf popcorn for that.

Lol fúcking kids

IamAirforce1:
May thunder strike you dead for saying I "liked" my own comment .

You think everybody's mind is so bittered like yours ..

I may be acting out a script on nairaland , but in real life, nonentity(s) like you beg for my attention .

Keep forming rubbish on nairaland , ugly man look like.

Enjoy ur ban buddy

Space booked

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highqueen:
you called him out and got disappointed that he didn't give a fùck,now you calling him a pussy.
am I correct?

Mr cork's bìtch spotted
Anyway... yes to all of your questions... And I hope that will keep u happy for a life time.

highqueen:
mrcock is not even giving the attention.

Mr cork is a pússy and i have his balls, he's accepted his beta fate quietly.

makydebbie:
Honestly.
The op is a newbie tho, so well...

As far as u re a nairaland girl, you re not capable of being honest...even mr cork can confirm.

Oyindidi:
Mrcork? you can do better op

FYI I didnt expend any amount of energy making the post, i didnt even proof-read it.

MISEDUCATIONS:
no wonder the thread is shìt.

Your opinion is shìt

Yellowdayzee:
A whole thread was wasted on Mr cork ... Wow

I created the thread while i was in the toilet, so no time wasted in the actual sense.

N0favors:
What in the onila and mamagee is going on here?

Somebody please throwaway op and his thread

I'm sure your sister wont say that about me.

Mizk:
Haters Mrcork keep bragging joor

Keep svckin is dike, gag it all, nobody will drag it with u.

190theclown:
That nigg Cork was deported

he claims to live in perkham but nah he used to live in east sussex

was deported and hes now based in lagos and sometimes frequent Calabar


Dont ask me how i know but trust me ive got my sources

I bet he still lives with his mum lol

nuelsam:
Shut up

You shld kill yourself

I decided to post this here cus u frequent romance section a lot.

Ive been observing you for a time now, not like i actively want to go out of my way to observe you but your obnoxiousness is just too filthy to ignore. You use every opportunity in your posts to make everybody kno kno that you re a player and you have slept with 17 nairaland girls.

Funny enough for the past 2 yrs the no seems to be only 17 it never increased. Well i want to let you kno that your gymick is old and its no longer working, besides its nauseating and stuff.

And we all kno that while you re here bragging behind keyboard about the no of girls youve slpt with, you re just a hygiene challenged loud mouth breathing hobbit gloomingly pacing about a river side contemplating suicide. And hey dont be too quick to judge this as hating, this me just letting you kno that you shld go get a life outside nairaland.

Garbage

Mini.....my attraction is dead, im breaking up with you
Me...Hmmm ok, but y?
Mini...You re not romantic
Me....Oh ok, thanks for that, i will keep that in mind while i with kafayat
Mini...who is kafayat?
Me....She will soon be coming over, and btw we re going for a movie tonight...is that romantic enough?
Mini....Bla bla bla (cus at dis point i wont give a shit what she will be saying)

plessis:
The holy spirit is the inner you, your guide when you have reached the level of Christ......


Christ is not a person.... Christ is a stage of consciousness... Christ is the level of attainment where the only emotions you have is your heart is love and compassion....


You Christians have been brainwashed....

Good morning.

You re right bro, christ is a consciousness, its d level u attain. But then what confuses me is miracles...i used to meditate and stuff i.e follow buddhist tradition, i didnt beleive in miracles until i saw it first hand, i mean it happened to me..
So how do you explain miracles?