₦airaland Forum

Horlamidei:
Me too.......i only know how to use AutoCAD.......so sad of me!

Lol bro, it cud have been worse, the worst is not having connection...try knowing sn that knows sn...dont be like me that doesnt. Thats d part that súcks balls most

Civil engr reporting but i súck in all of those things.

CANDYDADDY:
his wife, not his gf bro

Ehn ehn, nko?

Wife, mother, father or anybody, the thought of exchanging saliva with any human is disgusting and animalistic, I'll rather die.... Ewwwww

Think about it, isnt it disgusting slouching your tongues together and exchanging saliva?

Shìt, i dont just get the appeal.

Lol at u being ordinary friends for 6 mth without coitus,
You re a fucking loser and d soonest u realise it d better, the goal is to have sex, and u shld strive at it as if your life and your family member's life depends on it.

For sometimes now some posts have been catching my attention, not that it literally stands out, but i really admire the ability of the poster to put things so succintly in a way that i completely agree with, its like my thoughts have been looking for their proper expression and found it in them. All this post is common to a user going by the name DASHERZ.

Dashez to me u re one of the coolest users on here and yea there is this other dude going by the name MIS....sth but im not gay so fúck him lol.
This little observation has been like a seed planted in my heart and lately it has sprouted into a mad raging crush which is like flames of hell that can never be put out.

Why i'm i creating a whole thread for this when i cud have steathly PMed you?
Reason is i dont kno aw to express myself fully without inhibitions irl cus i give way too much fúcks about wat pple will think or say about me... Im the type of guy that will look left, right, front and back just to make sure nobody is coming b4 i cold approach a girl and wud still end up not taking action cus i wud imagine sn is lurking sw snoopin on me. So i had do this just to step out of my comfort zone. And i hope this finds a soft place in ur heart.

And oh i kno some nairaland pimps dating beyonce look alike irl will furiously leave watever they re doing and with rage start typin sth like " hey man stop being a pússy, stop ass licky nairaland girls,.. be a man..be like me".... well like in the words of 2pac ...."five shots cudnt get me, i took it and smiled" same way y'all can fire your e-shots, i have enuf popcorn for that.

Lol fúcking kids

IamAirforce1:
May thunder strike you dead for saying I "liked" my own comment .

You think everybody's mind is so bittered like yours ..

I may be acting out a script on nairaland , but in real life, nonentity(s) like you beg for my attention .

Keep forming rubbish on nairaland , ugly man look like.

Enjoy ur ban buddy

Space booked

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highqueen:
you called him out and got disappointed that he didn't give a fùck,now you calling him a pussy.
am I correct?

Mr cork's bìtch spotted
Anyway... yes to all of your questions... And I hope that will keep u happy for a life time.

highqueen:
mrcock is not even giving the attention.

Mr cork is a pússy and i have his balls, he's accepted his beta fate quietly.

makydebbie:
Honestly.
The op is a newbie tho, so well...

As far as u re a nairaland girl, you re not capable of being honest...even mr cork can confirm.

Oyindidi:
Mrcork? you can do better op

FYI I didnt expend any amount of energy making the post, i didnt even proof-read it.

MISEDUCATIONS:
no wonder the thread is shìt.

Your opinion is shìt

Yellowdayzee:
A whole thread was wasted on Mr cork ... Wow

I created the thread while i was in the toilet, so no time wasted in the actual sense.

N0favors:
What in the onila and mamagee is going on here?

Somebody please throwaway op and his thread

I'm sure your sister wont say that about me.

Mizk:
Haters Mrcork keep bragging joor

Keep svckin is dike, gag it all, nobody will drag it with u.

190theclown:
That nigg Cork was deported

he claims to live in perkham but nah he used to live in east sussex

was deported and hes now based in lagos and sometimes frequent Calabar


Dont ask me how i know but trust me ive got my sources

I bet he still lives with his mum lol

nuelsam:
Shut up

You shld kill yourself

I decided to post this here cus u frequent romance section a lot.

Ive been observing you for a time now, not like i actively want to go out of my way to observe you but your obnoxiousness is just too filthy to ignore. You use every opportunity in your posts to make everybody kno kno that you re a player and you have slept with 17 nairaland girls.

Funny enough for the past 2 yrs the no seems to be only 17 it never increased. Well i want to let you kno that your gymick is old and its no longer working, besides its nauseating and stuff.

And we all kno that while you re here bragging behind keyboard about the no of girls youve slpt with, you re just a hygiene challenged loud mouth breathing hobbit gloomingly pacing about a river side contemplating suicide. And hey dont be too quick to judge this as hating, this me just letting you kno that you shld go get a life outside nairaland.

Garbage

Mini.....my attraction is dead, im breaking up with you
Me...Hmmm ok, but y?
Mini...You re not romantic
Me....Oh ok, thanks for that, i will keep that in mind while i with kafayat
Mini...who is kafayat?
Me....She will soon be coming over, and btw we re going for a movie tonight...is that romantic enough?
Mini....Bla bla bla (cus at dis point i wont give a shit what she will be saying)

plessis:
The holy spirit is the inner you, your guide when you have reached the level of Christ......


Christ is not a person.... Christ is a stage of consciousness... Christ is the level of attainment where the only emotions you have is your heart is love and compassion....


You Christians have been brainwashed....

Good morning.

You re right bro, christ is a consciousness, its d level u attain. But then what confuses me is miracles...i used to meditate and stuff i.e follow buddhist tradition, i didnt beleive in miracles until i saw it first hand, i mean it happened to me..
So how do you explain miracles?

MissRaine69:
Neither .....emotional intelligence is key

Hi i'm broke and pple tell me i look like oshiomole, but im emotionally intelligent, i mean i'm cool, warm to be with, can we hook up? Watcha say?

Bluezy13:
Funnily fake

Its true.... i can still remember the colour of her lobby, its light yellow, and why wud i write a fake story about myself in a bad light.
The "i will fight for my love back" part is fake tho.

So there is this girl whose name is chinaza that ive been obssessed about lately, i met her in january.
Our first date didnt go down well because she ordered for a bottle of beer and just to establish some dominance i had to order for two bottles. But then the problem is i dont drink so the beer really fuvked me up beyond repair, what i last remembered last was me standing up and knocking down some tables, i woke up the next day with my friends telling me how i was grabbing a girl and yelling a song at her, and they had to drag me home.


Fast forward i have been trying to call her and she wouldnt pick my calls so i decided to do sth that i thought wud melt her heart and that is buying her a wine while i wait for her at her house before she comes back frm work.
I was expecting her to be back by 7pm but then chinaza didnt show up until 11pm, around 11:25pm i had some chuckles around her lobby, she was with a guy and in panic i ran to hide inside her bathroom, but again somehow i heard a footstep coming to her bathroom and i had to scale through the window to escape, just then she saw sn but she didnt kno it was me, she started yelling and yelling and yelling, so with my wine in hand i started running towards the gate just then people in her compound started chasing me and sn caught up with me and before i knew it bunch of blows started landing on my face, stomach, legs.


I passed out and i woke up on hospital bed bandaged and i later realised that i had a broken rib.
The saddest part was chinaza didnt even come to visit me at d hospital. So devastating that she broke my heart and some foolish retards broke my ribs too.

MrCork:
..^^STORY. ...I have a woman. ..u don't! ! ((No ofeense ))

Now i feel sad, u rubbing my failure on my face and stuff, thats sad man, and u shld feel sad too

MrCork:
...unlucky?...quit hating & check my profile. ..hopefully one day, u will have a body like that!! (no oofeinse)

You kinda have an arrested development i think (physically and mentally). I mean u have a beaut girl with nice body and prolly a virgin cus clearly nobody has ever banged her to stupor b4, but why u think this is an achievement to brag about is wat i do not understand.

If any man lays hand on my sister, i will make sure he breaks more than 15 bones in his body

Troubledmind:
I'm really short tempered, maybe its a weakness, but i get over things immediately and it makes me look weak

I understand u re doing this out of good intentions and stuff, but thats not being short tempered, u re just being pathetic.
The girl didnt do anything wrong, shes just responding to her hormones and u were just being a beta pig. For u to survive in relationships, u need to be a gangster not a beta pig.
Sorry for being harsh but i think u need tough love bro

Bro sorry about ur exp, how re u doing now?
Well for me i had some kind of reverse exp, i never believed in God or anything supernatural, i used to be a free thinker, i argue with pastors and stuff and challenge them to proof that God exists, but then due to some series of experiences that ive had, all is starting to point to the fact that God exists. Our behavious or some other forces can influence our life curve, but then wat that i kno from my exp and im 100% sure is that when we pray, there is sn that listen, maybe for some reasons we might not see d manifestation, but im sure that there is sn out there that listens.
I have some experiences to back it up tho, but im too lazy to type. And once again about ur exp, im really sorry for that and only God can understand and im sure he loves u.

MaziOmenuko:
Read up on crypto currencies. Take out time and study it very well. Decide if you can go into it or not. You can start by taking note of the price of 1 or 2 of them at cryptomarketcap and monitor their growth over time. (You can start with etherum, neo and ripples; those 3 have great potential).

No shares or mutual fund can give you a double digit profit, crypto does that on weekly basis.

Good thinking, Tho i do really advise pple to stay away from crypto, but i beleive crypto can really make ur life infintely easier for sn that understands it, it really grates me so hard wenevr i see 18% gain per annum..like wtf stone-age shiit is this? On d flip side all d coins u stated re legit, but i trade with reddcoin, and sometimes dogecoins too, cus they rr volitile, but mildly not like trx or xvg. Ada is gud for longterm too.