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Romance › Re: Whelp I'm Puting My Virginity On Sale Here On Nairaland by Gaspardd(op): 10:48am On Aug 07, 2018
LivingFree:
You'd have to pay us! Because your v is just another way to say you're a 1 min man (for your first time)
Far from it, its endowed and veiny, meaning it has lots of blood to keep it pumped for a long time
Romance › Re: Whelp I'm Puting My Virginity On Sale Here On Nairaland by Gaspardd(op): 10:42am On Aug 07, 2018
Babyforever:
Your virginity is worthless
Yours?
Romance › Re: Whelp I'm Puting My Virginity On Sale Here On Nairaland by Gaspardd(op): 10:42am On Aug 07, 2018
Bid still open grin grin
Romance › Re: Whelp I'm Puting My Virginity On Sale Here On Nairaland by Gaspardd(op): 10:40am On Aug 07, 2018
IamPlato:
...


Me Too I'm Selling My Virginity here. At An Affordable Price #100...


But After You Buy It, you Will Use Your Hand To Look For It Because i Dont Know Where I Kept It o
Why settle for less bro?
Romance › Re: Whelp I'm Puting My Virginity On Sale Here On Nairaland by Gaspardd(op): 10:39am On Aug 07, 2018
Babyforever:
Save it until marriage
You dont know that you re happy until you get married but then its too late...Osho

Fúck marriage
Romance › Whelp I'm Puting My Virginity On Sale Here On Nairaland by Gaspardd(op): 10:30am On Aug 07, 2018
I'm giving it to the highest bidder starting from #20,000
Bidding ends by weekend

Only females can bid
#whovirginitypp undecided undecided undecided
Romance › Re: Can U Fart In The Presence Of Your Bf/gf. Or Hubby. by Gaspardd(m): 5:46pm On Aug 04, 2018
Ladygorgeous:
fart ke. ..I would b to embarassed to do dat oooh.


PS:am new on nairaland,just registered.
No one gives a fúck if u re new here or not, and btw aw re we sure u re not another jamariwolf?
Business › Pls Advise.....(must Read) by Gaspardd(op): 3:22pm On Aug 03, 2018
I am currently working as a site engineer in a company, but then in d view of making an attempt to be independent, i want to make a quest along that part.
These are my two options..
1. To relax for some yrs to get my COREN and see if i can stand alone, but i feel this part will be harder as its too saturated.

The 2nd one wic im more interested in is to learn about auto mechanics, as automotive diagnostics and repair, car tracking installation and stuff.
But i dont kno anything about this part, so i need experienced opinions from pple along that line of work as to know how viable it is in Nigeria.

I'm planning to establish in either osun state or Ekiti state.
Jobs/Vacancies › Pls Advise.....(must Read) by Gaspardd(op): 3:04pm On Aug 03, 2018
I am currently working as a site engineer in a company, but then in d view of making an attempt to be independent, i want to make a quest along that part.
These are my two options..
1. To relax for some yrs to get my COREN and see if i can stand alone, but i feel this part will be harder as its too saturated.

The 2nd one wic im more interested in is to learn about auto mechanics, as automotive diagnostics and repair, car tracking installation and stuff.
But i dont kno anything about this part, so i need experienced opinions from pple along that line of work as to know how viable it is in Nigeria.

I'm planning to establish in either osun state or Ekiti state.
Car Talk › Pls Advise.....(must Read) by Gaspardd(op): 2:54pm On Aug 03, 2018
I am currently working as a site engineer in a company, but then in d view of making an attempt to be independent, i want to make a quest along that part.
These are my two options..
1. To relax for some yrs to get my COREN and see if i can stand alone, but i feel this part will be harder as its too saturated.

The 2nd one wic im more interested in is to learn about auto mechanics, as automotive diagnostics and repair, car tracking installation and stuff.
But i dont kno anything about this part, so i need experienced opinions from pple along that line of work as to know how viable it is in Nigeria.

I'm planning to establish in either osun state or Ekiti state.
Romance › Epiphany by Gaspardd(op): 7:22am On Jul 31, 2018
I woke up this morning and was i remiscing about my past life, from a broke, stammerer, friendless, kissless virgin and coupled with the feeling of hopelessnes that followed it, to the person that i am today.
I am not trying to say i drive a lambo now or fúck models but the point is the person i am now is completely unrelated to who i was 10 yrs ago.

Common mistake pple make is that they think their present situation is a hint to what the future will be like, but in 95% cases it completely wrong, things change any monent, it cud start with sn wrongly dialing ur phone no, or u mistakenly dialing a wrong no, or getting hit by a bike or just trying to rush into a bush to take a dump and then boom, your whole life will change completely.

Mine was one afternoon, i was returning from a failed biz, contemplating suicide wen a bike man was honking down at me to get out of the way, if sn had told me that another long life journey wud begin at that moment, i wudnt even give it a thought.

So what im i saying, well im too lazy to type this morning, but i think u can put the pieces together.

I will end this with a quote that says....When the student is ready, the teacher appears.

#dontgiveup.

Good morning.
Celebrities › Re: Meet Osho Rajneesh,The Indian Sex Guru Who Had 93 Rolls-Royces In The 80's by Gaspardd(m): 9:30pm On Jul 30, 2018
NigPatriot:
what makes him a genius?
I dont kno, maybe u shld find out urself, cus if i tell u now, it might not make sense to u.
Celebrities › Re: Meet Osho Rajneesh,The Indian Sex Guru Who Had 93 Rolls-Royces In The 80's by Gaspardd(m): 8:20pm On Jul 30, 2018
obafemee80:
Most people here don't appreciate the guy grin
Although his teachings were strange, he was really a genus and that's why he could easily control his followers minds grin
Yea very strange, i actually discovered osho wen i was 19yrs old, and since then ive always been reading his books, so hes like a father i never had.

And oh, im 28 now.
Celebrities › Re: Meet Osho Rajneesh,The Indian Sex Guru Who Had 93 Rolls-Royces In The 80's by Gaspardd(m): 7:41pm On Jul 30, 2018
Speakdatruth:
Oh OK, they must have coined "Olosho" from his name grin
You shld read THE REVOLUTION by osho

This dude is just a fucking genius
Romance › Re: How Do I Improve My Social And Conversation Skills. by Gaspardd(m): 10:54am On Jul 30, 2018
You have too much ego.

You need to start breaking it like egg against the wall.
Start doing weird things
Embrace rejection, get rejected so much to d point that it doesnt matter to you anymore.
Start walking around naked
Just do sth very embarrassing and stick to it.
Romance › Re: Men Are Wicked I Hate You by Gaspardd(m): 10:04am On Jul 30, 2018
The return of jamariwolf grin grin

Welcome back bro
Romance › Re: I Dont Trust My New Girlfriend by Gaspardd(op): 12:52am On Jul 30, 2018
MissRaine69:
I practice mindfulness as much as this world permits .
Do u read osho's books?
Romance › Re: I Dont Trust My New Girlfriend by Gaspardd(op): 12:38am On Jul 30, 2018
MissRaine69:
One thing that annoys me to the hilt is someone telling me to calm down ....when I am pure zen!!!
Do u really do zen meditation?
Romance › Re: I Dont Trust My New Girlfriend by Gaspardd(op): 7:32pm On Jul 29, 2018
MajorJeffery:
That lady is into you, please don't disappoint her and you will likely regret if you eventually do.

I don't see desperation, all I see is love. If you want what you term her desperation to slow down, then show her more affection and seriousness.
This
Your post gave me an epiphany.

Thing is ive been kinda indifferent to her cus i just don't kno wia to place her, i think i might just have to play along and see where it leads.
Romance › Re: I Dont Trust My New Girlfriend by Gaspardd(op): 3:52pm On Jul 29, 2018
daewoorazer:
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My nigga

Wait till you ring her

The you go know say kaaki no be leather

You don’t love her, do not lead her on! Do not be shy about it...it doesn’t matter if you have met her great grandparents, better late than never!

Forget ‘don’t break my heart’ .... no be today!
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I can love her if i want, but then its the do or die affair that i do not understand.
Romance › Re: I Dont Trust My New Girlfriend by Gaspardd(op): 3:39pm On Jul 29, 2018
MrHistorian:
She's over 30.

"Desperados"
She is 24 and she looks 22
Romance › I Dont Trust My New Girlfriend by Gaspardd(op): 3:36pm On Jul 29, 2018
So as an update to my last post.

Quick profile of this girl.

Her name is.........
She is light skinned, a nurse and she has a business she manages, so that means she makes more money than i do also thanks to her brothers that re out of this shithole country called Nigeria.

Initially that was what attracted me to her and to be honest i just really only wanted to smarsh, but then i got hooked.

Now back to the main point.
We ve been together not up to 2 weeks now and shes been wanting to see my parents, needs a ring, initially i was just taking it lightly until when she invited me to her brother's house, when i got there... the serious looks on their faces as they were meeting their son in law to be, she introduced me not as a friend, or boyfriend but as a fiancé, come and see as marital advises that i did not pay for just dey flow upandan.
Most of our outings, she pays the bill even the last one that i invited my friends to come along, to my surprise as i was about to pay, she just shoved me aside, brought out her bag and paid in full.

Now why im i scared
1. The sudden fianciation
2. The subtle talks that if i hurt her she wud die followed by pleads of pls do not hurt me.
I dont kno why shes doing all this, im feelin suspicious a lil bit, maybe shes tryna push something unpleasant on me like terminal diseases or barreness or some shìt.
Ive tried making some background research on her past but i didnt notice anything alarming as to warrant her desperation.

While this might just be baseless fears but then all her actions are causing me some serious concerns

Update.
Our last pet fight was about me telling her to stop getting me gifts, they were getting too much but she felt sad, but i just played it cool but telling her that we shld focus on little things like smiles, trust, affection as opposed to the material things.
Romance › Re: If Wishes Comes True, What Would Be Yours by Gaspardd(m): 5:27am On Jul 28, 2018
Wish that everybody wud be rich.
Romance › Re: Please Stop Saying It.. STOP IT!! by Gaspardd(m): 3:41pm On Jul 27, 2018
Is it veiny?
Romance › Re: Girlfriend Is Askin Me About Number Of Women Ive Had Sex With by Gaspardd(op): 8:08am On Jul 27, 2018
eddyghali:
Did u actually kept her waiting to come get opinionhuh she must be 16-18yrs. thumbs up to the OP for getting a minor
An 18yo old or 30yo old in love doesnt matter. Its d brain that calculates, the heart doesnt breh.

Btw a simple "we will discuss this on sunday wen we see" did it.
Romance › Re: Girlfriend Is Askin Me About Number Of Women Ive Had Sex With by Gaspardd(op): 7:22am On Jul 27, 2018
boss1310:
ask her to tell hers first then multiply it by 3
Ofcourse she did, and shes had only 2 bfs in her life, well thats not entirely conclusive but then. 2 * 3 = 6

Is that cool?
Romance › Re: Girlfriend Is Askin Me About Number Of Women Ive Had Sex With by Gaspardd(op): 7:20am On Jul 27, 2018
FrostyButter:
I don't know why truth is hard for you guys angry

I see nothing wrong in the question

No question is too silly, imature or sensitive when going into a relationship and about to give your all.

So when asked a simple fvcking question, just answer the damn question!!!
f


Not when u re few digits from hitting 3 figures breh.
Romance › Re: Girlfriend Is Askin Me About Number Of Women Ive Had Sex With by Gaspardd(op): 11:12pm On Jul 26, 2018
sainty2k3:
She is reading this with me on Nairaland right now :p
That line is not gonna work again smiley
You re prolly the fat guy i stole her from. Amarite? grin grin
Romance › Re: Girlfriend Is Askin Me About Number Of Women Ive Had Sex With by Gaspardd(op): 10:56pm On Jul 26, 2018
pocohantas:
On a serious note, look her in the eye and ask her, "do you really want to know?". If she says yes, tell her you've lost count , but you can only remember those who stood out smiley.
Gotten my answer. Guess i will use this line.

Hush...now i can slp in peace.
Romance › Re: Girlfriend Is Askin Me About Number Of Women Ive Had Sex With by Gaspardd(op): 10:45pm On Jul 26, 2018
donstan18:
Discuss what? The number of times you've had sex?
Its hard having an urbane discussion here without throwing jabs tho, but that aside i just like listening to diff opinions from pple.

In this case, shld i tell her the truth and shock her, or i shld just lie about it and take it to my grave while i break our relationship code.

I really like this girl and im open to where ever it leads.
Romance › Re: Girlfriend Is Askin Me About Number Of Women Ive Had Sex With by Gaspardd(op): 10:39pm On Jul 26, 2018
pocohantas:
I thought guys are proud of their body count grin

Answer her, tell her a key that opens so many doors is a master key.
You're a man, wear your bodycount with pride. Na only babes dey simplify and divide wink
Well for me its not sth i brag about, its just a challenge that me and one stupid guy did sometimes in d past.

I cant tell her d truth, cus then if i did she will never trust me again...not that it bothers me but i just dont want to ruffle things.
Romance › Re: Girlfriend Is Askin Me About Number Of Women Ive Had Sex With by Gaspardd(op): 10:35pm On Jul 26, 2018
XhosaNostra:
Don't. She'll judge you if the number is too high & when the number is too low, she'll think you're lying. If you must, simply tell her that right now (with her) is the only moment that counts.
It's very weird when people ask questions like that. They never go quite as planned & always raise unnecessary insecurities or other follow up questions, which lead to tiring, circular arguments.
Since our relarionship is new, we based our relationship on HONESTY and TRUST...meaning as long as she trusts me and on my part im always honest with her, then our relationship will be on d right part.

Now shes askin me some questions, now i can tell her d truth and im sure that will definitely shock her, so that will be a bìtch move. But then i just want to say fúck it and let the chips fall where it may just for d fun of it.

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